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  • ugh i hate people that take jokes too seriously, it started as such a silly and harmless joke turning into a serious hospital situation. I'm hardly innocent on this matter as i really hurt someone who had pushed me and pushed me to the absolute limit when on a school trip. They never needed to go to a hospital though, lol

  • Looks to me like he had been fucking with that kid so much he couldnt take anymore.

  • holy bajeezus!!!

  • lmao dat shit was funny

  • LMFAO damn dude ur reaction was mad calm yet a panic at the same time... i bet tht fat kid feels awesome after tht... nice throw tho lol

  • HAHAHA awesome fuckin reaction

  • :O HOLY MOLY

  • "oh?!omfgz u stoped me from getting to lvl 73 Tauren Warrior,BANZAIIIII"*throws scizzorz*"oh..." XD

  • HOLY CRAP

  • what a nice throw o.o

  • It looks fake though. But the panic looks real!!!

  • stupid white boys

  • whts with the racist trash?

  • FUCKEN CLASSIC LOL

  • scissors fail

  • This is why you don't play with scissors!

  • He deserved it

  • THIS WAS ON TOSH.0 :D

  • clasic

  • isnt he supposed to yell? lol

  • idk.. it has the collegehumour symbol on it?

    so it might be fake..?

  • LMFAO!

  • FAKE!!!!!!!!

  • I've had the SAME EXACT thing happen to me, it doesn't start bleeding until you take the sicors out. And it hurts like fuck if you put any kind of liquid on it..

  • thats reall

  • wow

  • hey is this fake cuz if it was real woudnt he start bledding alot

  • this is so NOT fake. the kid who threw the scissors was one of my best friends. his name is david lawless. you can hear it in the beginning they say "lawless." and the kid that got stabbed was mad about going to the hospital because this happened in a boarding school. their teachers or principal was PISSED.

  • long live Jon Wilson

  • OMGosh

  • thats real

  • NO BLOOD WAAAAH

  • And you expect us to believe thatt?.

  • ur sucha liar. trying to get attention. the kids name is david lawless. you can hear the kid say "lawless" in the beginning. and this wasnt even at a house, it was at a boarding school! gosh.

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  • you are crazy, i watched this video probably 4 or even 5 years ago. your full of shit.

  • The video has only been out for 3 years, lol.  So, what the fuck are you talking about?

  • I bet that fat kid died later that afternoon

  • thats what you get for fucken with that dudde

  • wtf was he thinking!

  • haha hes like now i have to go to the hospital

  • Ouch

  • now see that was real NOT FAKE but real.Fat guy takes jokes to serious hes like a drama queen.

  • the fat kid was like " OH NO"

  • fuckin prick was askin for it

  • ahhh shitt xD

  • HAHAHahahahaha, that was awesome.

  • he would've died cause that can make a hole in his bicep

  • A holes a hole.

  • holy shit!!!! nwow the guy starts to panic!! imagine sicoirrs in yoyur arm!! thats so scary!!

  • Whatever, I guess it is real then. He would have to thrown that in a perfect angle or something for it to get stuck like that...ouch. Funny how he's all calm though.

  • beverly hills ninja

  • whats the fucking fattest ninja i have ever seeb

  • That'd be funny if in reality the guy who trhow the cisors actually did get cissors to stab someone who just did spray water on him...

    That or he'd better seek help from someone ^^.

    as for themark09 comment, the guy was filming a scene before the "accident" so that could really happen. (there's a video of someone breaking his tooth who doesn't look that much scared...)

  • yeah, my uncles and my mom were eating dinner when they were younger, and one of my uncles threw a fork at the other, and it stabbed him right in the arm. but he didnt bleed to much, but it was really in there good.

  • My dads a medic hes seen people stabbed with no blood till they pulled it

  • he was high people

  • It's one of those fake magic trick things...there is no blood. Even if the scissors are "stuck" in there, blood would still come out. And, he doesn't even make it look like it hurts. Another thing, what are the odds of some random guy video taping something and this happens? 1 in 1,000,000!

  • blood coesent usaly come out unless there is any space whit air.

  • ok first of all you clearly have no idea how puncture wounds work. second he probably wasnt hurt that bad even though it looks horrible. lastly they were ovbiously filming this to get the guy's reaction and post it on youtube. they probably annoyed him 100 times before they filmed it, themark09

  • whos to say this video isnt the 1?

  • even on accident people get these things on film ALL THE TIME! Have you ever seen a show called americas funniest videos? If people get unexpected funny things filmed, by is unexpected bad stuff so out of the question?

  • its not fake you moron. the one guy was taping a video for some acting thing and this happened instead. it doesnt bleed because something is blocking the blood to come out (aka the scissors) it is real!

  • Ihave no idea if this is real or not but the reaction is not what I would expect from a person who just got stabbed in the arm so I say REAL!!!

  • i love how u say it hell calmly, "there are fucking scissors, sticking out of my fuckin arm....

  • ya might hurt but keep the danm thing in!!!

  • hahha

  • that kid is fucking dead

  • ... Oh god, OH God! DO I TAKE IT OUT OR DO I LEAVE IT IN? DO I TAKE IT OUT OR DO I LEAVE IT IN?

    -Stewie griffin - family guy

  • hes an alien, he dosent bleed!!!!

  • LOL no blood it shold go out like 3 se

  • that is because the scissors are blocking the blood flow from leaving the body (good thing)

  • Yeah, which is why you're not supposed to remove objects deeply lodged in your skin unless you're qualified to stop the blood flow.

  • rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaee­eeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll­lllllllllllll

  • what ....eva this is not reall hahahah

  • that looked so cool but to bad it was fake

  • thats wat i would say

  • he was just like scissors in my arm... dont give a shit

  • ive got those sissors u can buy a whole pack of them for a tenner

  • Awsome

  • i love that

  • lmao there are fucking scissors sticking out of my fucking arm

  • Fake as shit.

  • how is this fake rotpig?

  • haha he deserved it for anoyying him

  • wow. what a dumass.. thow paper instead

  • LMFAO! What a stupid kid

  • you can see it in his skin... <.<

  • How is this at all fake? If you've ever been stabbed by something, you'd know that there's very little or no blood until you pull it out.

  • look at the thing in the thing in the corner

  • anyone noticed that the guy has no blood?

  • this is fake beacuse u didnt haer sound when he threw the scissors

  • it doesnt look real it is real...

  • The look on the guy who threw the scissors face at 0:17 confirms that it is indeed real!

  • looks real

  • This could easily be faked. Half-broken pair of scissors stuck to the hand with glue. But it still doesn't explain how did the guy run WITHOUT scissors, and he returns so fast WITH them sticking out of his arm... Seem real enough to me. I had an accident with a screwdriver. I stabbed myself near the knee while trying to unscrew a rusty screw. It went a couple of inches in, and there was very little blood. But it hurt like hell, I was so calm, and all of a sudden i got a built-in screwdriver!

  • wow painful i would beT THE SHIT OUTA THAT FAT GUY LOL

  • yeah this isnt fake...and thts not ur arm..so stfu unless you've had this happen to yourself b4....whiny little fuc*ers

  • he didnt seem hurt! :P

  • soooooo fake

  • Ok i'm gonna settle the whole dispute for all you whiny little fucks. When an abject punctures the body it is sometimes the object itself that is holding the blood back. just because it stabbed him really deep doesn't mean there is going to be a lot, if any blood at all, and the reason he isn't screaming is becuase the adrenaline from running away is probably masking the pain. It most likely will hurt like hell in the next few minutes. End of discussion.

  • that looked real

  • You are so right! that is very right! my brother told me about this when I was Eight. And he was right!!

  • eh looks real

  • its fake,simpleexplination how

    no matter how manly u are, your gonna atleast yell about it

    secondy, see how the skin loops up? its the same with chriss angel's quarter trick, the skin is prostetic, why do you think hemoves out of camera's view to apply fake scissors into arm

  • didnt look fake, reply to this if u no how it was faked click the reply button dont post a reply above it or ill never see it -_-

  • how is that fake ?

    the kid fucking disserved it. :P

  • fake

  • lol i still love this video

  • this is a fake video, you can tell becuse the guy would eather be bleeding or he would be screaming

  • lol the scissors have a sort of sealed lock on the skin, if he were to pull the scissors out, it would bleed like a mother, and he'd prolly get tetinus.. go to a science glass would you?

  • girls scream, not guys.

  • love how every guy in the world will say fuck many many times when we get hurt

  • i like how he's so cool about it.

  • theres fuckin scissors sticking out of my fucking arm!

  • Wow.  I saw that like 6 years ago on a different website and I managed to find it here today. Brings back memories.

  • well, If you do it really well you can fake it...

  • obviously the fat kid had been maltreated by the jerks for ages

  • fat piece of shit

  • this is old

  • holy crap that freaked me out

  • is that even real

  • fat people fucking suck...

  • the blood was holding in! wasnt deep but it looked so fucking painful!

  • lawl

  • omg why would that guy throw scissors . and lol p.s. luv the sound music at the start

  • the fat cunt shit him self ill i wos the lad ill sick the sisers in his neck

  • I would have kicked that fat guy's ass.

  • FUCKING HELL THAT WENT SOOOO DEEP

  • the scissor was so deep in and it was a clean cut.. the reason why his not bleeding is because he would start to bleed when he takes it out.

  • the scissor was so deep in and it was a clean cut.. the reason why his not bleeding is because he would start to bleed when he takes it out.

  • the scissor was so deep in and it was a clean cut.. the reason why his not bleeding is because he would start to bleed when he takes it out.

  • oh my god i cant believe u jus threw sissors at me lol

  • I love how he says it "there are fucking scissors...stickin outa my fuckin arm"

  • i did that with the wall, LOL, fyi this is fake, he would be bleeding and he would scream

  • not if the scissors stuck in his arm, and plus hes in shock of the initial incident to scream and yell in pain

  • haahahahahahahtaahahahahaahha

  • hahah YES this is great he could be a ninja.

    and he took it like a man

  • jaja the worst part is this is real i watched it on dicovery channel this shit actualy happend jajaja

  • His reaction could not have been funnier....

  • hehe he dserved it

    he's a fucking moron..

  • is this fake?

  • no....

  • who ever got stabbed reacted funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Holy shit. That's fuckin crazy.

  • lol "there are fucking scissors,sticking out of my fucking arm..."

  • itz real

  • this isnt fake becuase they interviewed this guy, and the kid who threw the scissors was expelled but the other guys fine

  • sick......nuf said

  • That is exactly how I would have reacted. Kudos for keeping it cool.

  • it wasnt real ..if u watch closely u can see the scissors in his arm wen he runs

  • you stupid ass idiot. There always has to be ONE moron whose like "oh that isn't real it's fake." God people like you piss me off. You don't see shit when he runs by. If it was fake he would've acted like he was in serious pain, but he acted just like someone would if that happened. It's happened to me, too and he acted just like I did.

    It's not fake you stupid dick.

  • Look at the start of the video moron, there's no scissors in his arm when he sprays the guy, and trust me, scissors that big and blue would stick out!! Idiot!

  • ahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing it hurts

  • i would of liked to see that lmao!

  • Be grateful it wasn't in his gut!

  • thats crazy. wut are the chances and wheres the blood??

  • chimp sandwich

  • hahaha is that for real or is it fake haha

  • This gets funnier every time I watch it!!! So surreal but great!! (oh and I hope his arm got better and the scissor thrower didn't get too much beats!!) LMAO!

  • the fucking hospital man!!!!

    I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!

  • haha shit like that happens to me all the time. lol I started to party boy a kid in the locker room and he pushed me and I got stabbed in the back with something sticking out of the wall.

    how many stitches u get?

  • hahahahhahah

  • haha the kid was like " whaa" ahaha

  • he deserved it, the kid already had the scissors in his hand so it was obvious he had warned this dumb ass to stop fucking with him. so he got what was coming to him! GO FAT KID!!!

  • are you fat too? so you sympathize for him throwin scissors into another person compared to gettin sprayed with water..

  • he was sprayed with fabreze

    thats hella worse then water

    that shit gets in your eyes and burns like someone pured hot sauce into them

    just sayin

    I aint getting into it

  • thats what happens when you interrupt a fat kid while hes playing World Of Warcraft or Runescape or something

  • LOL! that happened to me! my friends were hunting out in

    Colorado and he shot me in the arm with an arrow.. and it was sticking out of my arm. went all the way through it was funny though. it started bleeding like hell once i took it out! haha

  • I hope that you kicked his ass or filed charges. That sick fuck could have cost you your life. 18-20 inches higher and it's in your neck. This guy is sick. There's no forgiving an act like this.

  • dude calm the fuck down its just the internet

    If your didnt want to watch someone getting stabbed you shouldnt have watched the video

  • Whahhahhwhhaha

    My fucking arm

    My fucking arm

    My fucking arm

    My fucking arm

    My fucking arm