This makes me feel like yelling and playing the Sega Saturn! Sadly, Saturns are not easy to find, so I'll just have to play the Genesis/Mega Drive instead.
They should put him in Soul Caliber. The only problem is he couldn't lose and if two people picked him at character select I can't even imagine what would happen.
I listened this whilst working out. Big fucking mistake. I have to pay for the damage when i chewed through the entire set of weights in a fit of pure manliness.
@PieTroopah He pretty much was. Until the Sega Saturn reached the end of the road, and then Sega literally killed him off (in a most heroic way). The world will dearly miss him.
watching this made me pregnant and made me give birth to the child immediately. then the child grew a beard, kicked a hole in the wall and flew into the sunset while shitting a rainbow.
Sanshiro lives as a hermit high on a mountain, devoting his life to intensive Sega Saturn training. He trains physically every day by carrying around a giant Sega Saturn on his back and punching buttons on its giant controller. His intense training has resulted in his ability to make people explode twice by throwing them. He also frequently visits the city to seek out people who are not playing the Sega Saturn, and harshly teaches them a lesson.
Why is this guy not around anymore? He is awesome! I normally don't condone a full grown man beating up children and forcing them to play video games, but this is too awesome not to get away with it! The only puss-out moment he ever had was in Shenmue when the character that was based on him got killed THROUGH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! You can't segata with bare hands. You couldn't kill him with bear hands either!
Segata Sanshirou is what Kamen Rider 1 becomes after he retires, explaining why they have the same actor, his amazing strength and causing people to explode when attacked by him. Makes perfect sense.
Today, we have Businessmen like Kevin Butler and Major Nelson as console mascots. We need more exiting people like Segata Sanshiro. I think that if SEGA doesn't want to make consoles anymore, then they should at least bring back Segata for their software commercials.
Kids might look under their bed for monsters. Monsters might look under their beds for Chuck Norris. One thing's a proven fact though: Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Segata Sanshiro!
Segata Sanshiro was so bad-ass, he wold totally Own that playstation spokes person guy who is like "oh hey look at me im trying to be funny" no, no you are not funny. segata sanshiro should KICK HIS ASS!
Everytime i find myself lot on the winding road of life i ask myself "What would Segata Sanshiro do?" And every time he appears before me, theme and all, throws me into my room and commands "せーが・サタンしろう。"
SEGA SATURN SHIRO
SpaceBlizard 3 days ago
I once stopped playing games like all of you, but then Segata Sanshiro busted my knee...
SebbeB89 1 week ago
WTF? He is Santa? Looked like he was gonna kill those kids.
gdeck29 2 weeks ago
@gdeck29 You should see the YTMND parody where his face is replaced with the Burger King's.
spikeriley 2 weeks ago
@gdeck29 In the commercial with that scene, he nearly does :D
SpamOfCan 5 days ago
JVIRC.
World0fDubstep 2 weeks ago
Segata, Chuck Norris, and Abe Lincoln went fishing once. The result was the near-extinction of whales.
CrossedCelt 1 month ago
Imagine if this came out, you know, more than a few months before the end of the Saturn's lifecycle. :-P
TKnightcrawler 1 month ago
Segata does what Nintendon't.
Vigulfr 1 month ago
This makes me feel like yelling and playing the Sega Saturn! Sadly, Saturns are not easy to find, so I'll just have to play the Genesis/Mega Drive instead.
randomthing9 1 month ago
Segata Sanshiro needs his own Sega game.
TheRealThreeP 1 month ago
@TheRealThreeP He has.
TheSegougou 1 month ago
@TheSegougou Yeah, I learned that, recently. Wouldn't mind seeing another one.
TheRealThreeP 1 month ago
@TheRealThreeP
They should put him in Soul Caliber. The only problem is he couldn't lose and if two people picked him at character select I can't even imagine what would happen.
eishikibahamut 1 month ago
@eishikibahamut They'd punch through the TV and beat up the players.
Tsukasamacleod 3 weeks ago
@eishikibahamut
YLOD and RROD RDOD
michiyoyoshiku 1 week ago
Probably the greatest figure in gaming history
Averychim 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
The opening theme can be used for the LDP parliamentary manifesto.
SeventhSun 1 month ago
This is my Hero.
Atamoss 2 months ago
holy fuck this shit is awesome.
wtfd00d08 2 months ago
Facial hair is scared to grow anywhere near such masculin hetrosexuality...
cyphanx 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Even though these commercials are old, they really make me want to buy a SEGA Saturn, which I will. But I just got my Dreamcast (HELL YEA!) today.
Ch1k3nSquad3 2 months ago
@Ch1k3nSquad3 And that's why new commercials suck!
YouYousuck1 1 month ago
That explosion around 1:54 is awesome
GreenHillTraveler 2 months ago
Segata Sanshiro OR Captain S OR Sonic OR Alex kidd ?
sonicvszeldassbb1 2 months ago
Segata Sanshiro is legend! He makes me proud to be a fan of Sega. I want to see him on Smash bros or Virtua Fighter game.
WillC 2 months ago
This song is like an anthem for every SEGA Saturn owner.
haxorseidis 3 months ago
The world needs Segata Sanshiro.
jeoboy 3 months ago
Sega needs to Remake this Commercial!
Yoshiman6464 3 months ago
@PieTroopah It's because he had died for Sega's and our sins many a-year-ago.
Guypersonmanthing3 3 months ago 4
Every boy wears a superman piyama
Superman wears a Chuck Norris piyama
Chuck Norris wished he had a Segata Sanshiro piyama
Kajotex 4 months ago 7
0:33 they should put these random throwing people causing explosions scenes in more movies
because the randomness of it is just epic :D
Wandplank12 4 months ago
The one man that could beat Chuck Norris.
gojidoh 4 months ago 3
I listened this whilst working out. Big fucking mistake. I have to pay for the damage when i chewed through the entire set of weights in a fit of pure manliness.
DomIstKrieg 4 months ago 42
@DomIstKrieg FUCK YEAH!!! MANPOWER!!
JeetStyle 4 months ago
@PieTroopah He pretty much was. Until the Sega Saturn reached the end of the road, and then Sega literally killed him off (in a most heroic way). The world will dearly miss him.
EliteHunter02 4 months ago
HOLLY FUCK NO WONDER SANSHIRO IS SO AWESOME, HE WAS THE FIRST KAMEN RIDER
Sanimangas 4 months ago
Now that you mention it, he looks like black.
Mamoru0Hasukage 4 months ago in playlist Mamoru0Hasukage's Favorited Videos
@Mamoru0Hasukage
nooo he was Kamen Rider 1!!!!
Sanimangas 4 months ago
Was he the actor for him? If so, then that explains his bad ass nature.
Mamoru0Hasukage 4 months ago
@Sanimangas Nigo(Kamen Rider Version 2) is just a Filler Protagonist.
conradojavier 4 months ago
2:27 Reimu Hakurei ?! o_O
otakugeek77 4 months ago
@otakugeek77 Sakura Shinguji.
AlucardUmbrella 4 months ago
@AlucardUmbrella no, I really think she is Reimu Hakurei !
otakugeek77 4 months ago
@AlucardUmbrella 2:34 well, maybe you're right...
otakugeek77 4 months ago
@otakugeek77 Im right, that's a clip from the Sakura Taisen 2 trailer. But i agree, that girls looks totally like Reimu! xD
AlucardUmbrella 4 months ago
@AlucardUmbrella ^^
otakugeek77 4 months ago
@AlucardUmbrella The girl in that CM is Chisa Yokoyama, the voice actor of Sakura Shinguji.
thorchan 3 months ago
I HAVE SEGA SATURN! I'M SAVED!
Playing Burning Rangers...RIGHT NOW!
Weeklyfights 4 months ago in playlist Vídeos favoritos de Weeklyfights 2
watching this made me pregnant and made me give birth to the child immediately. then the child grew a beard, kicked a hole in the wall and flew into the sunset while shitting a rainbow.
i'm a dude, by the way.
Valtharr 5 months ago 4
I think... I just won the game.
graveeking 5 months ago
anybody know the game showing on 2:34?
davidofchinkov41 5 months ago
@PieTroopah Because the furries got to Sonic and fucked him first.
Probably for the best.
flygonbreloom 5 months ago
Me and a friend finished Ninja Turtles 3 (for the nes) with this theme going.
"EAT IT, SUPER SHREDDER. EAT IT."
GreenGearMood 5 months ago
Este wn fue el que entrenó a Fardoc!!
vera881 5 months ago
brb. Buying a Sega Saturn.
owamarx 5 months ago
2:58 Must suck to be the other army.....
GameAW1 5 months ago
This man has converted me into a sega Saturn gamer not buy words or advertising but by breaking my spine...
snes317 5 months ago
@PieTroopah He kind of was. But he died in "episode" 20 when he tried to deflect a nuke from the Sega headquartiers-
FireOps 5 months ago
Manly Tears Were Shed
Aohsoprimo 5 months ago
im crying...
Weeklyfights 6 months ago 7
Sanshiro lives as a hermit high on a mountain, devoting his life to intensive Sega Saturn training. He trains physically every day by carrying around a giant Sega Saturn on his back and punching buttons on its giant controller. His intense training has resulted in his ability to make people explode twice by throwing them. He also frequently visits the city to seek out people who are not playing the Sega Saturn, and harshly teaches them a lesson.
Vigulfr 6 months ago 2
hey nintendo.
hes coming for you.
ShadowWolfRising 6 months ago
2:27 Holy shit it's Reimu
ADonnovan 6 months ago
Comment removed
ADonnovan 6 months ago
Lolololol
Gustave154 6 months ago
I think, that the clip with Sogeking in One Piece is a parody of Segata Sanshiro... :D
JMagnatova 6 months ago
Chuck Norris is a pussy when fighting Segata Sanshiro!
SAmythteam 6 months ago 88
@SAmythteam how can chuck norris can be a pussy if he fights himself in disguise?
ridi5852 5 months ago
A bit rounder and younger Sonny Chiba, doing funny scenes intentionally. Awesome.
Schabrak 6 months ago
@Schabrak Nope, he is Hiroshi Fujioka, also the first kamen rider actor. He's more awesome than Chiba.
henyongsakuragi 6 months ago
I can die happy now :)
GanjaMunchman 6 months ago
My God. He wants us to play games until our fingers break!
Shippoyasha 6 months ago
@Shippoyasha Yea, and if you decide to go out to have a life, he'll come to kick your ass....
Terryracoon 6 months ago
If Kevin Butler met Segata Sanshiro Kevin would burst into flames from Sanshiro's aura of awesomness.
ragestreet 6 months ago 4
0:36 what did he smash?
Terryracoon 6 months ago
The most EPIC vid on YouTube, ever
DragonSpikeXIII 6 months ago
Sega could re-enter the hardware market with Shiro leading the way!
If they make some good ads they could take on the 360 and PS3.
snes317 6 months ago
@0:30 OMG HE ASPLODED
TatharNuar 6 months ago
Idiot: segata shanshiro is a pussy... mmm why theres a karate man behind me?
darkredyanderelord 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
3:01 Where is your god now?!
TheDeckinator 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
30 people are no longer alive.
Blasted9001 6 months ago
Kamen Rider is ordering me to play Sega Saturn. I must obey my Rider Lord!
TraumaSwitch 6 months ago 2
@PieTroopah
But he and Sonic were friends.
DrIvoRobotnick 6 months ago
Vue sur GameOne à la grande époque (les débuts de la chaîne, avec des clips de ouf) j'aurais jamais cru la retrouver là !
C'est OVNIesque au possible, donc j'adore.
Y a vraiment qu'au japon que le personnage principal d'une série de pubs pour une console de jeux a son propre hymne avec clip associé !!!
mesh486 7 months ago
@bladesofseven
Of course^^
DasGetraenk 7 months ago
would segata sanshiro win against duke nukem in a bar fight?
bladesofseven 7 months ago
@bladesofseven Yes. Even if Duke uses his weapons.
JacintoPlanta 6 months ago
lol
akarcanarif 7 months ago
If we would play Couterstrike: Source a voice would say GOOOOOOOOOOOODLIKE
ridi5852 7 months ago
Fuck Chuck Norris.
THIS Guy is 10x more awesome!
Fishb0ne95 7 months ago 2
@Fishb0ne95 Thats chuck norris in disguis
evo3121 7 months ago
i dont know who came up with this ad but they are a genius.
DomIstKrieg 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
30 people don't own a Sega Saturn
patd326 7 months ago
30 don't own a sega saturn.
patd326 7 months ago
SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!!!!!
ZhaneMasaki 7 months ago
the japanese chuck norris
ial35 7 months ago
i love this song, this song is so cool segata forever xD
ExpertWad022 7 months ago
Is it just me, but he looks like Jeremy Clarkson in that first shot of his face.
If Jeremy Clarkson was angry, and kicked ass for a living.
trescool333 7 months ago
@trescool333 XD
bladesofseven 7 months ago
All HAIL to you SEGATA SANSHIRO!
DerGehurte 8 months ago
Hiroshi Fujioka, actor, kamen rider, all around badass
TheMMOFifty 8 months ago
When I say "my body is ready" I mean Segata Sanshiro ready.
TheYoukaichannel 8 months ago
Sega would be the greatest video game developers ever if they were to include him in their next Virtua Fighter game.
FrenziedFury 8 months ago 2
Why is this guy not around anymore? He is awesome! I normally don't condone a full grown man beating up children and forcing them to play video games, but this is too awesome not to get away with it! The only puss-out moment he ever had was in Shenmue when the character that was based on him got killed THROUGH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! You can't segata with bare hands. You couldn't kill him with bear hands either!
Dudinator123 8 months ago
Segata Sanshirou is what Kamen Rider 1 becomes after he retires, explaining why they have the same actor, his amazing strength and causing people to explode when attacked by him. Makes perfect sense.
TheSmallBombs 8 months ago
MANLY TEARS
GoldenSodaXbox 8 months ago
OH GOD, THE DREAMCAST FAILED, WE REALLY ARE DOOMED IN 2012! SEGATA SANSHIRO WILL DESTROY US ;A;
OverruledDood 8 months ago
America has Rambo, Japan has Segata Sanshiro!
brunothehedgehog 8 months ago
ladies and gentleman...the man who killed osama bin laden
BoBoBoBoY 9 months ago 6
They should make a Segata Sanshiro statue near Tokyo...
MrDevilzman666 9 months ago
If they had used Segata Sanshiro in America, Sega would be outselling the Wii right now. Tru fax.
tommenno 9 months ago
If they had used Segata Sanshiro in america, Sega would be outselling the Wii right now. Tru fax.
tommenno 9 months ago
imagine if they replaced ren in shenmue 2 with sanshiro! that would have felt more bad ass!
burnindoghouse 9 months ago
confirmed for mortal kombat 9... TOASTY!
thedigitaldragon 9 months ago 2
途中で投げ出す奴らには体で覚えさせてやるぞ!・・頼むよ!セガに派遣社員でいってる奴が震災と放射能の風評で急性ストレス障害になったらしく、引き篭もりになったくさい。情けない、偶然にもセガでこれじゃギャグだよ。ただのゲームオタクはやっぱり国難に耐えられない卵道具みたいな脆弱な男どもだな。体が一番無理が効く時にビビッて引き篭もりか、この先人生つらいだけだろ、いっそ死んでしまえばいい
ei0906 9 months ago
Oh, I see. This is what's behind the main theme of Crimson Tide, right?
Rainoviews 9 months ago
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN SONIC AND SEGA ALL STARS RACING.
VentrellaAlex 10 months ago 6
@VentrellaAlex Hell yeah!!! and his vehicle would be a Sony tamed missile
Daipop 8 months ago
Today, we have Businessmen like Kevin Butler and Major Nelson as console mascots. We need more exiting people like Segata Sanshiro. I think that if SEGA doesn't want to make consoles anymore, then they should at least bring back Segata for their software commercials.
SonicTehAwesomeFace 10 months ago 2
The most baddass martial gamer.
farorin 10 months ago 2
Kids might look under their bed for monsters. Monsters might look under their beds for Chuck Norris. One thing's a proven fact though: Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Segata Sanshiro!
TheMCcane 10 months ago 4
is that Sonny Chiba?
brtshstel 10 months ago
@brtshstel i think so, i was wonderin the same thing lol
wangtang32000 9 months ago
Segata Sanshiro is a badass freaking Marshal Artist who was actually the Rider kicking Kamen Rider!
Archzenom 10 months ago 2
when the tsunami reached his house it apologised and dried his washing
tkhushrenada 10 months ago 5
I hope he never reproduces...imagine if he had a daughter...good luck trying to score with her...
GodGriff 10 months ago
He looks like he was about cry at 1:33. That or he was just really mad about somethin'.
VideoSpud 10 months ago
i sleep with cuck norris pijamas an chuck norris sleep with segata sanshiro pijamas
cocacola952310 10 months ago
fuck old school awesomeness, Fuck Yeah.
InternationalGamer1 10 months ago 2
chuck norris has nothing on this guy...
maagmotar 10 months ago 3
This is how REAL gamers should train. Nyet, real MEN!! Awesome!
RCMproductions 10 months ago 2
There should be a Segata Sanshiro movie! :)
spyder1138 10 months ago
hooper
arcebat 11 months ago 2
Still have a Saturn, Love it love it love it.
MJWaiteno1 11 months ago
mecago en los 28 que no les gusto
leakoko3 11 months ago
Now if this were a TV show... I think the world would be a different place.
Kassie243 11 months ago 2
Chuck norris created 28 acounts to dislike this video
ramisama88 11 months ago 6
This video is worth 1.5 Giga Drills.
TheXenoChemist 11 months ago 3
I don't have Sega Saturn but now i know my destiny..... and that is to buy and play Sega Saturn for memory of Sagata Sanshiro *salute*
Samuli385 11 months ago 2
They shouls rerelease sega saturn with these commercials in the U.S. It would outsell every console.
squeege57 11 months ago 4
@OrangeOxProductions Did the army of Ninja even have to be mentioned? Everyone knows Ninja work best when you use them one at a time!
magmos 11 months ago
Segata. The only man Chuck Norris ever feared.
Alohabob32 1 year ago 3
I've never owned a Sega anything, but this guy makes me want to play them all.
Terrakinetic 1 year ago 76
@Terrakinetic if he was there he would literally make u play them all,. like he would bend u into a pretzel
1787dude 9 months ago
When's the Sega Saturn II gonna come out?
KenshinRyuichi 1 year ago 2
@ 2:27 Is she supposed to be Sakura Shinguji of the Sakura Wars series?
MarcSola7 1 year ago
I don`t know why this made me laugh, but it did. Props to you and to Segata Sanshiro.
Matsuosama 1 year ago
Chuck Norris pays Sega Saturn to avoid Segata Sanshiro
VengeanceOtaku 1 year ago 3
@VengeanceOtaku I meant plays
VengeanceOtaku 1 year ago
the japanese chuck norris.
Flama664 1 year ago
@Flama664 actually chuck is the american Segata Sanshiro
VengeanceOtaku 1 year ago 3
the japanese chuck norris.
Flama664 1 year ago
Comment removed
FailSnake 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro deserves a monument right next to Mario
Holding him in a chokehold because he wasn't playing his Sega Saturn
RedtheGhost 1 year ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
booooooooo kevin butler rape the ass of this guy all day!!!
helghan666 1 year ago
instant fave at the guy exploding
S0up3rD0up3r 1 year ago
We need a finale battle between Segata Sanchiro and Chuck Norris
Manicup 1 year ago 4
so beautiful!
TheSegafrogz 1 year ago
Segata Sanchiro. A level of awesome manliness that is right up there with Chuck Norris and Mr T. lulz.
BaronMorte 1 year ago
@BaronMorte add Junichiro Koizumi to that
indignuszero 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro died so that you could spend your life savings on buying a saturn off of ebay.
ChopperDave157 1 year ago
Does Chuck Norris have his own theme song. No, I say. That is why Segata Sanshiro is better.
joethehero2 1 year ago 4
2:58 How All Rider should have been!! :D
KajiRider1997 1 year ago
this is the same guy as Kamen Rider 1
wesley12106 1 year ago 3
God lord this is MANLY! *sheds manly tears*
MidnyteBlaze 1 year ago 4
the chuck norris of japan
SirTeddrick 1 year ago
@SirTeddrick More like Godzilla in Human form mixed with Chuck Norris
AVGNROCKS1996 1 year ago
And in the 21st year, Segata Sanshiro will rise again, and Sega will be reborn as an industry giant, with it's Sega Saturn 2!
Triggerhappy938 1 year ago 2
@Triggerhappy938 I almost feel bad that Sony destroyed Sega, WE LOSE SEGATA SANSHIRO
AVGNROCKS1996 1 year ago
haha love this
newyorkment 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro was so bad-ass, he wold totally Own that playstation spokes person guy who is like "oh hey look at me im trying to be funny" no, no you are not funny. segata sanshiro should KICK HIS ASS!
banzaitrooper 1 year ago
epic face. epic face. epic face....jizz in my pantsss
slayisinsanified 1 year ago
lawl 2012 likes
XDipwnXDownage 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro = Japanese Chuck Norris
xBlackxZerox 1 year ago
the power of Segata Sanshiro with the power of Chuck Norris would unite the u.s. and japan together forming the United states of japanamerica !!!!
GodfatherGaming1 1 year ago
Game One, 1999 A.D - good timeeees ;(
FromDaHooDBoiz 1 year ago
Everytime i find myself lot on the winding road of life i ask myself "What would Segata Sanshiro do?" And every time he appears before me, theme and all, throws me into my room and commands "せーが・サタンしろう。"
Azmodeus87 1 year ago 2
27 people used to play playstation
hommechauvesouris 1 year ago
@hommechauvesouris
Hahahahaha. Epic comment is epic!
Styhn 1 year ago
esta chido el video