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  • SEGA SATURN SHIRO

  • I once stopped playing games like all of you, but then Segata Sanshiro busted my knee...

  • WTF?  He is Santa? Looked like he was gonna kill those kids.

  • @gdeck29 You should see the YTMND parody where his face is replaced with the Burger King's.

  • @gdeck29 In the commercial with that scene, he nearly does :D

  • JVIRC.

  • Segata, Chuck Norris, and Abe Lincoln went fishing once. The result was the near-extinction of whales.

  • Imagine if this came out, you know, more than a few months before the end of the Saturn's lifecycle. :-P

  • Segata does what Nintendon't.

  • This makes me feel like yelling and playing the Sega Saturn! Sadly, Saturns are not easy to find, so I'll just have to play the Genesis/Mega Drive instead.

  • Segata Sanshiro needs his own Sega game.

  • @TheRealThreeP He has.

  • @TheSegougou Yeah, I learned that, recently. Wouldn't mind seeing another one.

  • @TheRealThreeP

    They should put him in Soul Caliber. The only problem is he couldn't lose and if two people picked him at character select I can't even imagine what would happen.

  • @eishikibahamut They'd punch through the TV and beat up the players.

  • @eishikibahamut

    YLOD and RROD RDOD

  • Probably the greatest figure in gaming history

  • The opening theme can be used for the LDP parliamentary manifesto.

    

  • This is my Hero.

  • holy fuck this shit is awesome.

  • Facial hair is scared to grow anywhere near such masculin hetrosexuality...

  • Even though these commercials are old, they really make me want to buy a SEGA Saturn, which I will. But I just got my Dreamcast (HELL YEA!) today.

  • @Ch1k3nSquad3 And that's why new commercials suck!

  • That explosion around 1:54 is awesome

  • Segata Sanshiro OR Captain S OR Sonic OR Alex kidd ?

  • Segata Sanshiro is legend! He makes me proud to be a fan of Sega. I want to see him on Smash bros or Virtua Fighter game.

  • This song is like an anthem for every SEGA Saturn owner.

  • The world needs Segata Sanshiro.

  • Sega needs to Remake this Commercial!

  • @PieTroopah It's because he had died for Sega's and our sins many a-year-ago.

  • Every boy wears a superman piyama

    Superman wears a Chuck Norris piyama

    Chuck Norris wished he had a Segata Sanshiro piyama

  • 0:33 they should put these random throwing people causing explosions scenes in more movies

    because the randomness of it is just epic :D

  • The one man that could beat Chuck Norris.

  • I listened this whilst working out. Big fucking mistake. I have to pay for the damage when i chewed through the entire set of weights in a fit of pure manliness.

  • @DomIstKrieg FUCK YEAH!!! MANPOWER!!

  • @PieTroopah He pretty much was. Until the Sega Saturn reached the end of the road, and then Sega literally killed him off (in a most heroic way). The world will dearly miss him.

  • HOLLY FUCK NO WONDER SANSHIRO IS SO AWESOME, HE WAS THE FIRST KAMEN RIDER

  • Now that you mention it, he looks like black.

  • @Mamoru0Hasukage

    nooo he was Kamen Rider 1!!!!

  • Was he the actor for him? If so, then that explains his bad ass nature.

  • @Sanimangas Nigo(Kamen Rider Version 2) is just a Filler Protagonist.

  • 2:27 Reimu Hakurei ?! o_O

  • @otakugeek77 Sakura Shinguji.

  • @AlucardUmbrella no, I really think she is Reimu Hakurei !

  • @AlucardUmbrella 2:34 well, maybe you're right...

  • @otakugeek77 Im right, that's a clip from the Sakura Taisen 2 trailer. But i agree, that girls looks totally like Reimu! xD

  • @AlucardUmbrella The girl in that CM is Chisa Yokoyama, the voice actor of Sakura Shinguji.

  • I HAVE SEGA SATURN! I'M SAVED!

    Playing Burning Rangers...RIGHT NOW!

  • watching this made me pregnant and made me give birth to the child immediately. then the child grew a beard, kicked a hole in the wall and flew into the sunset while shitting a rainbow.

    i'm a dude, by the way.

  • I think... I just won the game.

  • anybody know the game showing on 2:34?

  • @PieTroopah Because the furries got to Sonic and fucked him first.

    Probably for the best.

  • Me and a friend finished Ninja Turtles 3 (for the nes) with this theme going.

    "EAT IT, SUPER SHREDDER. EAT IT."

  • Este wn fue el que entrenó a Fardoc!!

  • brb. Buying a Sega Saturn.

  • 2:58 Must suck to be the other army.....

  • This man has converted me into a sega Saturn gamer not buy words or advertising but by breaking my spine...

  • @PieTroopah He kind of was. But he died in "episode" 20 when he tried to deflect a nuke from the Sega headquartiers-

  • Manly Tears Were Shed

  • im crying...

  • Sanshiro lives as a hermit high on a mountain, devoting his life to intensive Sega Saturn training. He trains physically every day by carrying around a giant Sega Saturn on his back and punching buttons on its giant controller. His intense training has resulted in his ability to make people explode twice by throwing them. He also frequently visits the city to seek out people who are not playing the Sega Saturn, and harshly teaches them a lesson.

  • hey nintendo.

    hes coming for you.

  • 2:27 Holy shit it's Reimu

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  • Lolololol

  • I think, that the clip  with Sogeking in One Piece is a parody of Segata Sanshiro... :D

  • Chuck Norris is a pussy when fighting Segata Sanshiro!

  • @SAmythteam how can chuck norris can be a pussy if he fights himself in disguise?

  • A bit rounder and younger Sonny Chiba, doing funny scenes intentionally. Awesome.

  • @Schabrak Nope, he is Hiroshi Fujioka, also the first kamen rider actor. He's more awesome than Chiba.

  • I can die happy now :) 

  • My God. He wants us to play games until our fingers break!

  • @Shippoyasha Yea, and if you decide to go out to have a life, he'll come to kick your ass....

  • If Kevin Butler met Segata Sanshiro Kevin would burst into flames from Sanshiro's aura of awesomness.

  • 0:36 what did he smash?

  • The most EPIC vid on YouTube, ever

  • Sega could re-enter the hardware market with Shiro leading the way!

    If they make some good ads they could take on the 360 and PS3.

  • @0:30 OMG HE ASPLODED

  • Idiot: segata shanshiro is a pussy... mmm why theres a karate man behind me?

  • Kamen Rider is ordering me to play Sega Saturn. I must obey my Rider Lord!

  • @PieTroopah

    But he and Sonic were friends.

  • Vue sur GameOne à la grande époque (les débuts de la chaîne, avec des clips de ouf) j'aurais jamais cru la retrouver là !

    C'est OVNIesque au possible, donc j'adore.

    Y a vraiment qu'au japon que le personnage principal d'une série de pubs pour une console de jeux a son propre hymne avec clip associé !!!

  • @bladesofseven

    Of course^^

  • would segata sanshiro win against duke nukem in a bar fight?

  • @bladesofseven Yes. Even if Duke uses his weapons.

  • lol

  • If we would play Couterstrike: Source a voice would say GOOOOOOOOOOOODLIKE

  • Fuck Chuck Norris.

    THIS Guy is 10x more awesome!

  • @Fishb0ne95 Thats chuck norris in disguis

  • i dont know who came up with this ad but they are a genius.

  • 30 don't own a sega saturn.

  • SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!!!!!

  • the japanese chuck norris

  • i love this song, this song is so cool segata forever xD

  • Is it just me, but he looks like Jeremy Clarkson in that first shot of his face.

    If Jeremy Clarkson was angry, and kicked ass for a living.

  • @trescool333 XD

  • All HAIL to you SEGATA SANSHIRO!

    

  • Hiroshi Fujioka, actor, kamen rider, all around badass

  • When I say "my body is ready" I mean Segata Sanshiro ready.

  • Sega would be the greatest video game developers ever if they were to include him in their next Virtua Fighter game.

  • Why is this guy not around anymore? He is awesome! I normally don't condone a full grown man beating up children and forcing them to play video games, but this is too awesome not to get away with it! The only puss-out moment he ever had was in Shenmue when the character that was based on him got killed THROUGH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! You can't segata with bare hands. You couldn't kill him with bear hands either!

  • Segata Sanshirou is what Kamen Rider 1 becomes after he retires, explaining why they have the same actor, his amazing strength and causing people to explode when attacked by him. Makes perfect sense.

  • MANLY TEARS

  • OH GOD, THE DREAMCAST FAILED, WE REALLY ARE DOOMED IN 2012! SEGATA SANSHIRO WILL DESTROY US ;A;

  • America has Rambo, Japan has Segata Sanshiro!

  • ladies and gentleman...the man who killed osama bin laden

  • They should make a Segata Sanshiro statue near Tokyo...

  • If they had used Segata Sanshiro in America, Sega would be outselling the Wii right now. Tru fax.

  • If they had used Segata Sanshiro in america, Sega would be outselling the Wii right now. Tru fax.

  • imagine if they replaced ren in shenmue 2 with sanshiro! that would have felt more bad ass!

  • confirmed for mortal kombat 9... TOASTY!

  • 途中で投げ出す奴らには体で覚えさせてやるぞ!・・頼むよ!セガ­に派遣社員でいってる奴が震災と放射能の風評で急性ストレス障害­になったらしく、引き篭もりになったくさい。情けない、偶然にも­セガでこれじゃギャグだよ。ただのゲームオタクはやっぱり国難に­耐えられない卵道具みたいな脆弱な男どもだな。体が一番無理が効­く時にビビッて引き篭もりか、この先人生つらいだけだろ、いっそ­死んでしまえばいい

  • Oh, I see. This is what's behind the main theme of Crimson Tide, right?

  • HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN SONIC AND SEGA ALL STARS RACING.

  • @VentrellaAlex Hell yeah!!! and his vehicle would be a Sony tamed missile

  • Today, we have Businessmen like Kevin Butler and Major Nelson as console mascots. We need more exiting people like Segata Sanshiro. I think that if SEGA doesn't want to make consoles anymore, then they should at least bring back Segata for their software commercials.

  • The most baddass martial gamer.

  • Kids might look under their bed for monsters. Monsters might look under their beds for Chuck Norris. One thing's a proven fact though: Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Segata Sanshiro!

  • is that Sonny Chiba?

  • @brtshstel i think so, i was wonderin the same thing lol

  • Segata Sanshiro is a badass freaking Marshal Artist who was actually the Rider kicking Kamen Rider!

  • when the tsunami reached his house it apologised and dried his washing

  • I hope he never reproduces...imagine if he had a daughter...good luck trying to score with her...

  • He looks like he was about cry at 1:33. That or he was just really mad about somethin'.

  • i sleep with cuck norris pijamas an chuck norris sleep with segata sanshiro pijamas

  • fuck old school awesomeness, Fuck Yeah.

  • chuck norris has nothing on this guy...

  • This is how REAL gamers should train. Nyet, real MEN!! Awesome!

  • There should be a Segata Sanshiro movie! :)

  • hooper

  • Still have a Saturn, Love it love it love it.

  • mecago en los 28 que no les gusto

  • Now if this were a TV show... I think the world would be a different place.

  • Chuck norris created 28 acounts to dislike this video

  • This video is worth 1.5 Giga Drills.

  • I don't have Sega Saturn but now i know my destiny..... and that is to buy and play Sega Saturn for memory of Sagata Sanshiro *salute*

  • They shouls rerelease sega saturn with these commercials in the U.S. It would outsell every console.

  • @OrangeOxProductions Did the army of Ninja even have to be mentioned? Everyone knows Ninja work best when you use them one at a time!

  • Segata. The only man Chuck Norris ever feared.

  • I've never owned a Sega anything, but this guy makes me want to play them all.

  • @Terrakinetic if he was there he would literally make u play them all,. like he would bend u into a pretzel

  • When's the Sega Saturn II gonna come out?

  • @ 2:27 Is she supposed to be Sakura Shinguji of the Sakura Wars series?

  • I don`t know why this made me laugh, but it did. Props to you and to Segata Sanshiro.

  • Chuck Norris pays Sega Saturn to avoid Segata Sanshiro

  • @VengeanceOtaku I meant plays

  • the japanese chuck norris.

  • @Flama664 actually chuck is the american Segata Sanshiro

  • the japanese chuck norris.

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  • Segata Sanshiro deserves a monument right next to Mario

    Holding him in a chokehold because he wasn't playing his Sega Saturn

  • instant fave at the guy exploding

  • We need a finale battle between Segata Sanchiro and Chuck Norris

  • so beautiful!

  • Segata Sanchiro. A level of awesome manliness that is right up there with Chuck Norris and Mr T. lulz.

  • @BaronMorte add Junichiro Koizumi to that

  • Segata Sanshiro died so that you could spend your life savings on buying a saturn off of ebay.

  • Does Chuck Norris have his own theme song. No, I say. That is why Segata Sanshiro is better.

  • 2:58 How All Rider should have been!! :D

  • this is the same guy as Kamen Rider 1

  • God lord this is MANLY! *sheds manly tears*

  • the chuck norris of japan

  • @SirTeddrick More like Godzilla in Human form mixed with Chuck Norris

  • And in the 21st year, Segata Sanshiro will rise again, and Sega will be reborn as an industry giant, with it's Sega Saturn 2!

  • @Triggerhappy938 I almost feel bad that Sony destroyed Sega, WE LOSE SEGATA SANSHIRO

  • haha love this

  • Segata Sanshiro was so bad-ass, he wold totally Own that playstation spokes person guy who is like "oh hey look at me im trying to be funny" no, no you are not funny. segata sanshiro should KICK HIS ASS!

  • epic face. epic face. epic face....jizz in my pantsss

  • lawl 2012 likes

  • Segata Sanshiro = Japanese Chuck Norris

  • the power of Segata Sanshiro with the power of Chuck Norris would unite the u.s. and japan together forming the United states of japanamerica !!!!

  • Game One, 1999 A.D - good timeeees ;(

  • Everytime i find myself lot on the winding road of life i ask myself "What would Segata Sanshiro do?" And every time he appears before me, theme and all, throws me into my room and commands "せーが・サタンしろう。"

  • 27 people used to play playstation

  • @hommechauvesouris

    Hahahahaha. Epic comment is epic!

  • esta chido el video