NEW Top Gear Aus: Ep7 - Women-Attractive Car Test (Skyline, Porsche)

[jaguarjay13]

oh... pretty good i'm saving up for a r33 skyline ;)

[shadow7117]

This is better than Top Gear USA but still cant beat the original UK version

[hamiltonau]

@SuperSuprastar

are you sure your replying to my comment? just not sure what a GTR beating a porsche in germnany has anything to do with what i said. Funny though i used your exact line when arguing with a German i met on holiday about which car is superior..as pointless as that argument is.

[cazzieboy]

Guys like Shawn make Skyline owners look bad.. and lives up to the stereo types.. :s

[choppermattoc]

Women just liked it because it was gold.

[turnyourbackandrun]

oh yes just another reason to hold on to my skyline!

[SlayersPulse]

@turnyourbackandrun Rofl you have a civic as a avatar picture and you have a bunch of Call of Duty videos on your profile. Something tells me you dont have a skyline

[turnyourbackandrun]

@SlayersPulse how can i prove this to you? i own a 1999 civic and a 1996 skyline GTS-T series 2 that looks as good or better than the one in this vid. i'll upload a vid if you like.

[dragonguy838]

haha gotta love havin a skyline :)

[timotcho]

i dont know what they are talking about, i got laid a hyundai getz. and yes she was small enough to do some tetris.

[dimetilldeath]

why do aussies always have to copy other countries ides's ,so uncreative

[TheMarked1]

Poor Davo.

[SorsanSuuriAfro]

This is really some tongue in cheek-fun, even though Skyline is still my favourite of all :P Well, a car isn't related in pleasing a woman, the man himself is. Even if you get girls with a car - well what kind of girls, that's a different story..

[MultiFukstick]

WTF IS THIS SHIT GO SMOKE SOME FKIN CRACK!!!!!!!

[InitialDirt]

50 fugly women...

[jackylegs1717]

they need to of done that with a ford falcon xb gt

[Raffix394]

@SuperSuprastar Most women care more about the colour of a car then the car itself, when a female friend of mine saw my BMW diamond black metalic 3 series BMW cabrio she said she liked my old golf more because it's red.... after that I never spoke a word with her ever again.

P.s I'd never date a girl that preferes a Nissan over a Porsche, NEVER!

[InitialDirt]

@Raffix394 a girl that prefers a Porsche over a Nissan would be nothing but a gold digger or just really stupid with cars.

[Raffix394]

@InitialDirt A girl that would prefere a cheap rice cup on wheels over Porsche is braindead. Porsche has won in several international races over many years, far more than Nissan wlil ever do.Plus the succes of Porsche overall speaks for itself the company itself is one of the most remarkable car companys ever in some years Porsche makes more profit than revenue! Only VERY VERY few companys world wide can say the same thing.

[InitialDirt]

@Raffix394 i'd stick to my R34 GTR Victory-Spec 2 Nur thanks. Don't want a 'Look he probably has more money than i do' car. Plus we all know only rich businessmen with bald spots or fake hair drive Porsche's.

[Raffix394]

@InitialDirt Yeah damn righ you need money to drive such great cars like the Porsche 911, I've seen quite a few Porsche drivers in my life and not one of them was a bald buisnessman, in fact most of them where quite young while most Nissan drivers I saw where old and rusty either poor students that scraped their spare money together to aford their first used 500€ car... I drove my friends Micra once untill then I didn't know that companys designed cars for midgets.

[rancid253]

I wish i could buy one of those for my wife and make sure that shit stays in the green zone..she's fuckin psychotic and unstable :(

[spiritshroud]

@SuperSuprastar ... Ferdinand Porsche was the inventer of Porche ...by the time hitler was pooping in hes diaper. ;) Porche is german class, the new skyline? ! the latest skyline is from -98

[genitalherpeslol]

The top secret R33 featured here is currently at Just Jap imports on Parramatta road. Saw it in the flesh today, looks pretty tidy.

[Zaine2]

looks like an r33 modified to look like an r34 - hate it when people just call it a skyline

[dustziggy]

Hmm, shit. I need a four door wagon, any suggestions? Moded turbo Suburu Liberty's the only thing I can think of

[Cliu363]

wtf why are you making fun of r33, fucking tt

[Seattlecarnut]

I favour the Holden Ute and the Nissan Skyline GT-R. The Toyota Cruger? Maybe, if you have a family of four people.

[freedomsoldier187]

@SuperSuprastar yeah fuck off troll piece of shit

[hamiltonau]

hey this is awesome and im mad took me so long to find it, i drive a skyline so im feeling rather smug right now with two caveats...my personal opinion of the GTR in this vid is rather low and well...where are the chicks??

[GPatuleiaMarques]

MG

[chais875]

dudwat a riced out skyline o_O

[xkimopye]

according to my girlfriend, a black ss or maloo ute. she wants me to be in one of them over ferarri, porsche, maserati or anything really

[wdikolnc111]

I loooveeeeee GTR's but I HATE! what they did to it :(

[keaton185]

@wdikolnc111

It looks like the Top Secret R33 which has been for sale for a few years now in melbourne or sydney. Some importer has it on their site. If it is the car, it's worth a lot of money

[MrCLUBSPORTR8]

PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE

[MrGrog88]

hahaha poor old Davo

[noloveinNEWJERSEY]

that was a park bench on the back of the skyline

[JordanUH]

must have tested some ratty pregnant no tooth 19 year old skanks if the skyline was 1st

although thats a good lookin skyline (compared to the pieces of shit all the try hards have on our roads) never have i seen anyone react positively too a boot rattling doof doof blow of valve tuner car with a wog or bogan in it....

maybe the japanese would... lol

[Skylur45]

@JordanUH What's a bogan?

[InitialDirt]

@Skylur45 An Australian equivalent of a red neck or hill billy. They are commonly found in all regions of Australia and are known to drive commonwhores and are always seen walk around with one hand holding a beer rendering their upper-body half as efficient.

[mrvdiamond]

the car has the engineering, but if it wasnt for them upgrade wheels it wud look ready to scrap the fucker, the r34gt or the 35 looks like a nice car but not this, its a bag of shit! its only gettin broke underage tarts off the estate!

[mrvdiamond]

the car has the engineering, but if it wasnt for them upgrade wheels it wud look ready so scrap the fucker, the r34gt or the 35 looks like a nice car but not this bag of shit! Im buyin porsches all day long!

[Hondas2kvtec]

wheres the Honda civic Vtec>>???

[gtr2sexy]

I Love smoking everything on the streets in my gtr its awsome and i can prove it im pickn up ur mum in 20... Go the Godzilla

[PorscheBulgaria]

Buying cars just for girls to like you has to be the stupidest thing to do...

[jpmdddd]

didnt like australian top gear  crazy pronunciation for me (saiff???? I prounce that safe)

[kapow151]

get rid of that stupid url watermark on these videos, it looks less professional

[morderca95]

Wheres Ford fuckin Falcon? Ausies like ricers? Holy crap..

[AntonR31]

Ok this is pretty sad to watch, but go skylines. They're such a great looking car and yeah chicks do dig them. But even if they were rated the worst, I'd still drive one.

[BAXTSPRCHRGD]

This is why people hate Top Gear Oz, you wouldn't see something this retarded on Top Gear UK

[vk45de]

@BAXTSPRCHRGD No, it's you that's retarded. This is scientific.

[BAXTSPRCHRGD]

@vk45de You're fucking stupid. I was calling the segment retarded you simple minded tosser.

[kmax9480]

@vk45de look at the girls that were watching, if you can spot even one that wasn't fat or ugly then you have the lowest standards in the world.

[vfIskullangel]

Who says a Skyline who get you laid?

[wontacceptthis]

Not australian here . . . whats a tradee? A tradesman?

[stoney1993]

@wontacceptthis yes

Don't become a tradee

[brad1brad]

Shit, I shouldnt of sold my GTR....

[mattforce400]

the gtr is going for 60 000 i seen it on parramatta road....1000 hp apparently

[assyrian98]

wtf? was this actually televised?

[monaro]

FUCK YE R33 GTR !!!!!!!!!

[sabakag]

Skyline would be cool if it wouldn't be turned in a damn ricemobile. There is nothing pretty about it, just plain stupid.

[riccisantiago]

no offense, but those girls are dums.if u have a family or u want one, ill go for a toyota or holden.practical, safe, and gets d job done. skyline bodykit will go to pieces if it was hit by a trailer truck on 40kph

[3sgteman]

should of had a new tradie utes like a hilux and that. and also the showy tradie utes, commo SS and xr6 turbo/ xr8 and see what that would have done to the tradie of the model

from what i see on the gold coast the newer utes would have won hands down sluts on the coast love a showy ute or a working ute but with 22s and a crome gril.

[jakebf48]

get this fuckin shit off air.

[typhoonamon]

those "chicks" are so UGLY!!...wtf

[dude2106]

I like skylines very much, but that gold paint finish and that overdone bodykit makes it look like a ricer! A skyline is a very good base for making a very sleek looking sports car, but most people seems to ruin them with huge bodykits and flashy paint finishes and graphic. I don't get why the girls like that so much?? ! I think it's very very very ugly.

[mozaks80]

I'd never have thought the skyline attracted women aside from chapel st slappers

[drummergirl151]

This makes my fellow gender look really bad. I appreciate the Porsche, hands down. These women are idiots, and need to learn about cars before they start judging guys in cars.

[bototheone1]

Neuron activity? They're women, they don't have any!(just kidding)

[wwwsydneycroatianet]

get your own shows

[wwwsydneycroatianet]

australia fuck off

[stkingful]

skylineee.....

[gtlevin101]

skyline ftw :)

[mxfrench12]

God Jeremy is sooooooo much better

[10110011011011]

They completely trashed and destroyed that Skyline's look... I'd have to go for the Porshe in this video.

[ravinago]

@10110011011011 wat u talking about that skyline might be a nismo or a mine skyline

[wtf0002]

HAHA ALL YOU MONEY WASTING RICH FUCKS JDM FOR THE WIN FUCKERSSSSSS skyline all the way bitch

[EEazyEE]

Skyline GTR what a sexy beast Jap Imports ftw!

[wannasurf]

ssssssstutututuut skylineeeeeeeeee ftw

[chinkcochen]

good old skyline one of the best cars ever made the new gtr is still nice though

[PoopFartShitStain]

@chinkcochen retard

[jacejai]

Damn I bought the wrong car! Should've bought the GTR!

[miacomikoy13]

japan power

[loslogo]

worst show ever

[zx6rtt]

Skyline wins again

SKYLINE FTW !!!!!!

[freedomsoldier187]

goes to show you chicks are sluts and would rather a fucking douche bag who has lowered his skyline to the point of fucking his suspension control arms, with a fucking airplane wing, then a classy well built piece of engineering perfection

the porsche.

I like skylines, I owned one. But this is a

Perfect example of why they are fucking muppets keep them away from anything to do with cars and keep them ironing your shirts.

[gianniecarmela]

@freedomsoldier187 absolute gold comment

[jystyle]

@freedomsoldier187 Lol maybe women have no taste... Or maybe they just like flashy shiny things?

[f4def09]

@freedomsoldier187 Well its not the car's fault its the person building it. So the gtr is still better and worth more than a POS Porsche.

[freedomsoldier187]

@f4def09 better and worth more? you fucking stupid kid back to playstation for you

[f4def09]

@freedomsoldier187 back to playstation for me?? First off have you even seen a Skyline GTR in real life and in USA?? I haven't, because the r32's and r33's cost more than 15g's and the R34 costs more than 50g's. And the production line for them ended in 2001. So if its 9 years old and still worth more than 50g's for a r34, what do you think your Porsche will be worth after its 9 years old?? So your the one who's "FUCKING STUPID."

[freedomsoldier187]

@f4def09 yes back to the play station for you, because 9 year old GT3's are still going for over 100 G's , so yes you don't know fucking shit

[f4def09]

@freedomsoldier187 BS show. I just looked up and a 2010 gt3 is going for more than 100k but most were under that, also 2010. But i found a 1998 gtr r34 for sale which was 65k. Now you tell me which one is worth more??

[freedomsoldier187]

@f4def09 you are a fucking peasen, yes it goes for just a little bit more than 100k

more then double that you fucking dumb cunt. Just look up Car sales GT3 2010 for 275k, and there are 2000 R34 GTR's going for 45k, you don't know shit, fuck off you dumb peasant kid.

[f4def09]

@freedomsoldier187 WOW you are one idiot getting all worked up for no reason. Also show where you saw a 2000 gtr r34 for 45k cause i would definitely love to go buy it. I can bet you that it is not going to go for 45k.

[freedomsoldier187]

@f4def09 I'm emphasizing the fact your talking a load of shit, check car sales you'll see

[f4def09]

@freedomsoldier187 Well I looked it up and the same site says that a base gt3 goes for 112k 2010 and a 1999 gtr r34 goes for 90k. So look at that, a car 11 years old and still worth near a 100k and the gt3 is brand new 2010 112k.

[freedomsoldier187]

@f4def09 where the fuck are you looking at this bullshit, 275k AUD for a base model GT3 , 330k AUD for the GT3RS , and 45k for a 2000 model GTR, stop smoking crack

[f4def09]

@freedomsoldier187 Douche bag i don't smoke crack and also The price I'm telling you is USD not AUD.

[freedomsoldier187]

@f4def09 hahaha 90k USD for a R34 GTR oh my god are you guys getting ripped the fuck off

[masonizere]

@f4def09 In UK they do depending on the condition, a really good condition Skyline R34 GTR would go for around £45,000 to £55,000. They really do hold there value and since Skyline's have so much street credit, realiablity and fantastic performance they will hold....

[Jezu21]

@f4def09 They didn't make the R34 GTR until 99. lol

[RafaeINadal]

@freedomsoldier187 Sounds like she took you heart and your porsche and left you sucking a lemon buddy...

[MAGICBRO]

@freedomsoldier187 Agree...

[sandymansandy]

@freedomsoldier187 classy huh.. just like your comment

[Rafael849910]

@freedomsoldier187

you'r right... I live in Brazil and we have a name for girls that go out with guys cous of they cars "maria gasolina" (Petrol Maria or something like that in english). They are really retarded... if a guy imported a classic escort cosworth rs, a bmw m3 e30, or a caterham... they would still think the deepshit with a rubbing ridiculous large chrome wheel audi a3 is "better", that's one of the reasons i like these cars... and prostitutes.

[SP33DADD1CT]

@freedomsoldier187 ur comment just goes to show onething and that is " ur a hater and an butthole..u didnt own shit and ur channel shows that.just stfu and enjoy the show.

[freedomsoldier187]

@SP33DADD1CT my channel shows that ? so because there is fuck all on my channel means I didn't own a skyline. umm yeah oooooook *cough* fuckwit

[SP33DADD1CT]

@freedomsoldier187 basically..thats whats upp..and stop coughing that aint gonna save u from any embarrassment..

[freedomsoldier187]

@SP33DADD1CT thats whats up? ok fuck off you piece of shit troll you don't know shit

[SP33DADD1CT]

@freedomsoldier187 u got ur panties in a bunch too sooner than i expected mofo..yeah i dont know shit..but all u know is shit...

[bkwjrejlegfjligfergf]

some good consumer advice :D

[phantomloita]

oye wtf how do i do in the 34 gt-t?

[leonardii19]

this is shit, i mean why try copy a show thats from the UK,australia isnt that good at car shows, stick to ur news

[pietruski]

@leonardii19 : that's what i think! this is stupid. even russia has a top gear show, even more stupid!

[paulnorris1]

Wow lucky i drive a skyline. I thought i might have to get out of the car and talk to girls to get them to like me. Now i can just drive past and a girl and she'll just jump right in. Sweet... :)

[charlesking01]

not as funny as uk top gear or as entertaining actually quite boring to keep watching

[SunsetsCStudios]

that skyline's wot all the doof doof lads n douches drive these days.. :/

[b3nniiiiii]

@SunsetsCStudios what do you drive, a volkswagen beetle ?

[SunsetsCStudios]

Nope. Civic DX gli.

But those new beetles do look pretty shnazzy.. B]

[gshdrums]

R33 most appealing to woman? I dont think so!

[spidey0123]

Why are you a girl? lol!!!! The modern ladies think differently nowadays so just you know. haha.

[gshdrums]

Yeh theres alot of young darft sluts

[FlameThrash900]

lol a nissan skyline gtr r33 lol a car that could kill u and that pleases the females wtf

[stevomwa]

Its australia guyz i mean not a lot of women there cld bring a smile but thr are some good looking chicks in Home and Away!!

[b3nniiiiii]

@stevomwa haha there's alot more good looking chicks in australia then you think ;)

[tonza123456789]

317stinky ur a fucking tool,u wont say what ur car is coz u dont hav one lol fucking dumb shit,go suck ur mums tit

[DUBING]

with women looking like that i wouldnt want to impress them.

[HEKTIC458]

exactly... there all old women lol

[Vodd9]

Conclusion: Women don't make any sense

Big surprise......

[JLchevz]

ahahahaha

[silverfearn]

Gotta love the Nissan R33 GTR

[coolerdude44]

i would have thought the women would hate a tuned up hoopty datsun.

i would have thought the highlander would have been most appealing.

[dartasweideris]

laddys = animals

[350gtrs]

so thats why americans don't want this car in the states cause the young men driving them will not only smoke their rust mustle cars but will take their women as well

[317stinky]

Not only is your grammar and spelling appalling, but it makes no fuckin sense! Try to stop being so ignorant and hypocritical, or a typical Britt. Become enlightened, stop believing all the American prejudices you hear!

[350gtrs]

just shut the fuck up you can't understand shit well jump im a hole son, i am sorry if you can't understand cause you just don't seem to know shit and i am not a bri lol!! feel bad for you..

[317stinky]

It only makes it worse that you are from the US. Your reply is typical, in trying to cover up your defeat. I'm sure I can understand enough to fit into the microcosm of youtube. Not only did you restate your comeback twice, but you then went onto say you feel bad for me. Don't feel bad for me, you drive a riced out g35. I'm not going to go on to tell you what I own because you simply won't believe me, and I don't have proof to back it up. So for now, fuck off.

[350gtrs]

who cares what you drive as hole you probably drive a pinto and the G isn't riced out kid just quit hating you are the

1st person to ever say that i feel bad for you cause quite frankly there is no defeat except your's since there is no prof of what you got really and i could careless but if you drive an exotic congrats really but fuck off is the best you can do i won't go down to your level kid..

[pur3sx]

who is the "trophy wife"?

[grgmys]

rubbish, the best car for picking up women in is a Lotus Elise in Krypton Green, try it, they would literally get in just to be seen in it because it's a secret quirky gem that no one except car enthusiasts would really buy. Average man saves up 50k and automatically thinks corvette, but the interesting and quirky man buys the silly green roadster with a camry engine, just really think about it before you flame me on this.

[jflexe99]

I can kind of give a crap what women think...I love cars, I get what I want. But pretty cool idea for a test

[mondeost2202008]

LOL if you're guy no. 2 in the porsche, take my word and dress up properly. He's right that you'd look like you've stolen the Porsche. The old man in the GTR isn't true. Older guys are more attractive in Luxury cars and also classic cars like the MG. I'd drive a Triumph Stag and impress a lot of women if I were that old and impress them in the GTR if I'm a youngster.

They're test is not accurate.

[mondeost2202008]

The fact of the matter is that Woman are not attracted to cars unless she's a car person. It's not the car that attracts the woman but the BADGE. take lexus LS for instance. It's a well equipped luxury car but it's not what you'd call a poseurs car.

Show up in a European car such as Ferrari, Aston Martin, Jaguar, Lamborghini, BMW, Mercedes etc. and you'll pretty sure to get the lady tonight. If I'd put this to the test, the Porsche will win and that's only with the Porsche BADGE.

[stu798]

GTR wins!

[JAPANTUNER100]

thats a r33 gtr

[bacon304]

I'm a holden driver ( and proud of it) but i'll hand over a victory to a GTR any day of the week without embarrasment or hesitation.......... but not that one.......

[billabY]

trade peopl in pick up trucks now isnt that the sort of thing Aussie women like?? i would of thought so but apparently I am Mistaken..

[ninjarain1022]

that GTR looks so ugly

[holdenls1ssz]

what a load of shit. aus top gear sucks ass fucking failure with those bogan cunts.

[ztunelover]

chalk down another victory for the skyline gtr. but as a gtr purist i have to ask what the bloody hell have they done to that poor gtr. why?

[Matt3636]

That GTR is ugly as fuck.

[equoowe]

its sad what some ppl do to GTR's :(

[sportfuryman]

thanx for the upload. great show im suprised they never did this on the original togear

[supremewhip]

Ugly women.

[iMMike0]

LOL! drive the 33 and get defected in Sydney

[Chewienuts]

Further illustrating that Top Gear Aus know next to two parts of sweet F.A about cars and the street scene.

An R33 in that trim, amongst true modifiers and enthusiasts would be ridiculed to no end. Cheap china wheels, poo offset, tacky GT wing and a terrible choice in re-spray color. Not a hero car as indicated. Fire the pencil jockey, asap.

[Addicted2TheTube]

The whole time I was watching this I was thinking the exact same thing!!!!!

I can't believe they have these shitty presenters but the writers and people in the creative department really need to be replaced as well.

*I feel it's important to point out that I drive a series 8 Rx7 - it didn't even recieve a mention! LOL and it's not riced up at all.

[idontfkinknow1234]

lol

[jonathan102]

hm it would be more accurate if the same guy drives these cars?

[lonewolf74]

this is the funniest shit ever !!!

[zed280nz]

WOW! something actually good on top gear Australia, give me the british version any day.

[sbuhrm]

Top gear australia's getting good!

[SidelnikovFederatsiy]

This may depends on the age group of girls although... But cool episode :)