"I will kill you. I won't be creative about it. I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences."
"I will kill you. I won't be creative about it. I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences."
if you 2 porkholes come to that thought i wil kill u and i wount be creative about it i wil just take u out in broad daylight shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consiqwenzzz'zz
"I will kill you. I won't be creative about it. I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences."
"I will kill you. And I won't even be creative about it. I'll just take you out in broad daylight and shoot you in the back of the head, and pay the consequences."
Whoever cancelled this show, I will cut your ears off with shears, slice your nads off with a kite string, play ring around your throaty with a table saw, shove a firehose up your ass and blow water out of holes you didn't know you had, then take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head, and pay the consequenses.
Oh I got expenses Deshaser. I'm gonna have to hire someone to mop up ur remains after rip out cha sigmoid coalin and turn it into a rectal smoothe. How bout that? How bout THAT DESHASER!!! XDDDDDDD
he poured some luqid laxaduvs in there ice cream to make them shit so bad . the coach put it in there ice cream for putting a dollar in the tip jar ... i used laxadvs insted ..
Vanilla *eye twitch* chocolate jamoca peanut *eye twitch* banana nutabagan *eye twitch* if you tip me *eye twitch* another dollar you can *eyes askance with indignity* rub my shiny head XDDDDD lmao
even get near that thought, and i will kill you. I Will Kill You, And I Wont Be Creative About It, I'm Just Gunna Take You Out In Broad Day Light ,Shot You in The Back Of The Head, And Pay The Concequences,
that was soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!i practicly fell off my chair! he should have his own movielol!!!!!!
"I Will Kill You, And I Wont Be Creative About It, I'm Just Gunna Take You Out In Broad Day Light Shot You in The Back Of The Head And Pay The Concequences"
You can tell they're trying so hard not to burst out laughing.
teenpopsensation365 1 week ago
LMAO-I had a P.E. teacher that had this same dress style! Hiked up tight shorts, tube socks, mustache, and rapid gum chewing. This is great=)
wroughtirondude 1 month ago
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"I will kill you. I won't be creative about it. I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences."
Nowaking 3 months ago
Coach Hines' boss is so cute.
emcee2456 3 months ago
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"I will kill you. I won't be creative about it. I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences."
Soccerbeast1492 4 months ago
haha YOU MORONIC SQUAT JOB!!!! YOU PUNK MUCKERS!!!!!!! haha i use that all the time now
darkhellokitty465 4 months ago
the awkward moment when the top comments are exactly the same....
LOL
firerider117 4 months ago 3
The Awkward Moment, When The First Top Comments Are The Same.
MrSubmenow 4 months ago
what was in their ice cream, lax what?
MattSniper117 4 months ago
COACHING YOU DUMB PUGMUCKERS
MrRandymeeks 5 months ago
why are the top comments the same exact quote?
MrSiikwithasmile 5 months ago 6
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GroundhogDark 5 months ago
@MrSiikwithasmile because i fucked your mama!
batmanbeyond263 3 weeks ago
Ha ha
MrJassim94 5 months ago
"expenses? what expenses? you wear the same outfit everyday"
Ralphieemu 5 months ago 3
ive never laughed so hard
horhaymalone22 5 months ago
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rubberduckks 5 months ago
Wait if his reason for coaching is to be an inspiration, what's the deal with this one? lol
DSJTV 6 months ago
Gosh I miss Mad Tv
zakiemon 6 months ago
chef dasher n yamanashi wanted ice cream they said i gave the chocolate but for the sprinkles i used laxative instead XD lmfao
jamesingar 6 months ago
LOL... I will kill you...
MPODHawkeye 6 months ago
Yea, OK, well thank you very much.
If you two pork holes, get even near that thought, I will kill you.
I won't be creative about it. I'm just gonna take you to bright daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences.
pointlessaccount100 7 months ago
@dylanbrackeen it was lacaten since yamanashi tipped him
crazygfrog 7 months ago
press 7 and 8
ROGUEDETAIL 7 months ago
Did anybody notice they didnt pay for there icecream?
dylanbrackeen 8 months ago
whats a porkhole?
chul025 8 months ago
everyone press 8 repeatedly
STDFREEsINCEnEVER 9 months ago
press 7
the sound after he hits him is so intense
47Abbas 9 months ago
@47Abbas keep on pressing 8
STDFREEsINCEnEVER 9 months ago
press 7
47Abbas 9 months ago
how come the only people who work in the ice cream shop are black?
DDOGMUSTANG71 9 months ago
If u even get near that thought, I will kill u. And I wont even be creative about it
goldenluver33 9 months ago
the princple (ike barenholt) got demoted to a student lol
hinata750 10 months ago
i luv company policy
bix411boo 10 months ago
is their still a video of coach hines were he's talking about a football game and yamanishi takes a picture of him with a camera phone
88fanforlife 10 months ago
whats laxetines and s..what?
FEAR709 11 months ago
@FEAR709 It's laxitives. . . Makes you poop. . .
centraluv14 10 months ago
XD he throws sprinkles at yamanashi
android4140 11 months ago
that old buddy sounds like dudes in GTA :D
bounceeer 11 months ago
It's all happy for them until he says laxative
OutOfBoundsCrew 11 months ago
hold 5
igotstyle666 1 year ago
if you 2 porkholes come to that thought i wil kill u and i wount be creative about it i wil just take u out in broad daylight shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consiqwenzzz'zz
tjloye99 1 year ago
i wount be creative about it i wil just take u out in broad daylight shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consiqwenzzz'zz
F0xracing994 1 year ago
1:10 :D
brady550 1 year ago
no one can take him seriously with that hat.....upside down ice cream thumbs up if you agree
robotworker97 1 year ago
lol he's not even gonna get creative with their death xDD
MyAnimation0 1 year ago
Well you know what- it's on the board there, so they can read it theirselves. LMAO!
life32707 1 year ago
I wish he would come to my school and teach instead of that stupidass suck a motherfucking dick coach c
bagodonutz1 1 year ago
0:19 Oh jeepers, for the LOVE OF A DONUT!!! with the leg thing.. ROFL.
Jewelrylover111 1 year ago
I love yamanashi
DinosAreSoNinja 1 year ago
I will kill you I won't even be creative about it I'll just take you out in broad daylight shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences
SubatomicTitan5100 1 year ago
"fruit n toots big booty, frosted berry blast, with ur choice of two preemy dreamy supreme tremendo toppings"
YouWashTheDishes 1 year ago
FAST ACTING LMAO
TheLalokita95 1 year ago
Don't do it yaminashi
xStoofinator123x 1 year ago
HAHA I will cut you in half with a hubcap!!
dmx011 1 year ago
where can i find the episode where he's ruins the movie, he jumps out of no where and tells you what happen in the movies lol
inkredyble 1 year ago
thumbs up for yaminashi
231johnjohnson 1 year ago
which translates to if u call me sandy ever again ill cut ur body in half with a hubcab! lmfao
believeland8 1 year ago
those shorts have got to be against company dress policy
crite241 1 year ago
4 the love of a DOUGHNUT!
TheInternetBoi 1 year ago
"I will kill you. I won't be creative about it. I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences."
TheInuyanma 1 year ago 30
omg coaches do wear shorts that short and the female coaches wear long shorts... GAY!
jakisemo 1 year ago
I've noticed that his ice-cream hat keeps turning o.O
InuCho1 1 year ago
who doesn't Coach Hines?
JoyfulEmo 1 year ago
What a stupid hat ! and a stupid name for a ice cream ! I would laugh if even ate it !
xXQattieXx1 1 year ago
thumbs up when you get bored and you just watch this :)
filipinofear13 1 year ago
@filipinofear13 If your bored when you go to watch Coach Hines, then he hasn't threatened you creatively lately.
denikaneeks 1 year ago
Funniest one in my opinion. It was a hard decision but I chose this one.
Commando447 1 year ago
Yamanashi
sxweetheart 1 year ago
thumbs up 4 coach hines in mcdonalds
BubbleManGroup 1 year ago 4
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I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head, and pay the consequences!
EreinionEluchil 1 year ago
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EreinionEluchil 1 year ago
@BMXFR33STYLA I thought he said for the love of a goat nut.
BitchinnShoes07 1 year ago
"I will kill you. And I won't even be creative about it. I'll just take you out in broad daylight and shoot you in the back of the head, and pay the consequences."
davethehostage 1 year ago 27
"Jeff Deshazer, Yamanashi, wanted ice cream they said. I gave them chocolate but for the sprinkles, I used laxatives instead!" lol that's funny
SoulCalibur1994 1 year ago 6
Lmao,I adore Coachh Hines. :D
jayyrayy96 1 year ago 2
Whoever cancelled this show, I will cut your ears off with shears, slice your nads off with a kite string, play ring around your throaty with a table saw, shove a firehose up your ass and blow water out of holes you didn't know you had, then take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head, and pay the consequenses.
9999Monster 1 year ago 4
Yamanashi and coach are to funny !
TemplarOfNight 1 year ago
lmao i luv coach hines XDD
iice96 1 year ago
haha my old gym teacher never change clothes either!!! i see him after school too in the same outfit!
rabbalaba 1 year ago 2
@rabbalaba ohmy gosh same here same exact putfit everyday for so far over 10years XD
obbsesivecollection 1 year ago
sandy! XD
pikachuthesquirtle 1 year ago
LOL classic
krayzeejojo 1 year ago
fer da love of a GOATNUT!!!!! ahahahaha god i miss madtv
Aldaan3333 1 year ago 2
I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot ya in the back of the head and pay the consequences....LMAO!!!
C0leman 1 year ago
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im embaressed for the actor in the purple shirt.what a terrible actor.
deathmetal1ean 1 year ago
@deathmetal1ean Why would you be embarrassed about ? He's an actor . A funny and amazing guy for mad tv .
PaladinSyafiq 1 year ago 2
You would'n say that if you're a nigger.
Fantomsprak 1 year ago
@deathmetal1ean Didnt know she needed to be an oscar winner to say. .ONE FREAKIN LINE!!!
abSOULuteD 1 year ago
i thought he said doughnut.
maybedos 1 year ago
"For the love of a GOAT NUT!"
willios1012 1 year ago 4
for the love of a GOAT NUT! lmao
ClubPenguinrocks234 1 year ago 3
chef deshazer and Yamanashi wanted Icecream they said
i gave them chocolate but for the sprinkles i used laaaxadence instead
47Abbas 1 year ago
its laxatives and shefty shazer
ClubPenguinrocks234 1 year ago
@ClubPenguinrocks234 I think it's Shep DeChazer.
BitchinnShoes07 1 year ago
3:20
footballmanlyman 1 year ago
Lmao!
PsYcHoNiKkA 2 years ago
1:40
yodarlac32167 2 years ago 8
Froot n' toots blue booty frosted berry blast :D
4676CamW 2 years ago 44
with two creamy dreamy supreme tremendo toppings!
Nejizero666 1 year ago 2
@4676CamW lol
melly212009 1 year ago
wow he has nice legs rofl
RapFluenza 2 years ago
i would do the girl in the purple shirt
FlashHD4 2 years ago 75
agreed in so many ways :D
inika1000 2 years ago
Indeed
4676CamW 2 years ago 29
@4676CamW sicko!! dont u DARE put comments like tht on COACH HINES!!!!!
sportsluver421 1 year ago
@FlashHD4 hell yeah!
iLiKeCeRe 1 year ago
@FlashHD4 ewwww she fuckn ugly
nickrocket3 1 year ago 2
@FlashHD4 ur talkin about the black guy arent you?...
THUNDERBOLT013 1 year ago
@FlashHD4 is that kristen stewart?
UnstableUranium 11 months ago
@FlashHD4 are you kidding, that is one ugly piece of shit
Mathaius833 11 months ago
@FlashHD4
I don't think that's a girl. Looks like an old black man to me.
SigurdHeathen 10 months ago
expenses - what expenses you wear the same outfit every day!?
AxeChocolateboy 2 years ago
wat does it look like u maronic squat job? LMAO
AyliasNeo 2 years ago 5
ill cut ur body in half with a hubcap!!!lol
SESHN711 2 years ago 2
man this is the funniest episode
CHANNMANN95 2 years ago
i think the funyest episode is a tie between miss swann at a gay bar miss swann in an airplane and bobby lee scientist
steeloscarman 2 years ago 2
Jeff Deshazer Yamanashi
Wanted iiiiiice cream they said.
I gave em chocolate, but for the sprinkles,
I used laaaaaxitives instead!
HiLARIOUS
mcrgrndayrcknrllpunk 2 years ago 12
haahhaha the end is really funny
RetardswithTractors 2 years ago
"I will kill you. I won't be creative about it" XD
TattoosandScallyCaps 2 years ago 22
Coach Hines <3 he's inspired me to become creavtive with my death threats :)
berryblitz07 2 years ago 156
@berryblitz07 He's inspired me to follow through with my death threats <3 :)
weissgyz 2 years ago 5
lol
HotGirlLover88 2 years ago 2
HE SHOULD WORK FOR CHUCKY CHEEZES
blackbeltwezal 2 years ago 10
lmao yes!
berryblitz07 2 years ago
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Aw man, this coach is poor thing man.
indianos7 2 years ago
2.33 is fn hilarious!!
luis6137 2 years ago
Oh I got expenses Deshaser. I'm gonna have to hire someone to mop up ur remains after rip out cha sigmoid coalin and turn it into a rectal smoothe. How bout that? How bout THAT DESHASER!!! XDDDDDDD
smileydude12 2 years ago
I LOVEEEE HIIIIMMMM
Pewiiparis20 2 years ago 3
He would be great for Victoria's Secret
LOL
JK
Thuis is so HIGH - LARRY - US
PhoniexCalling101 2 years ago
Lloyd from Entourage!
sublime361 2 years ago
im gunna cut ur body in half with a hub cap . . . omfg too funny
xGooooooooNx 2 years ago 2
THat was so smart
asapdsap 2 years ago
read the board at 1:48, its says blue booty, keegan sais big booty, but its ok, mad tv is awesome!
YounngMullah 2 years ago
This is better than nigga please!!!!! Lolololololololololololololol!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD
smileydude12 2 years ago 3
the ceareal????
minddude 2 years ago
What does he say in the last song
"I used ___ instead"
ICStyles 2 years ago
Laxitives (Pills that give you fuckin chocolate rain out of your ass for like "all day")
dogolog22 2 years ago 2
he poured some luqid laxaduvs in there ice cream to make them shit so bad . the coach put it in there ice cream for putting a dollar in the tip jar ... i used laxadvs insted ..
adcomamps 2 years ago
laxatives, it makes you have to poop. lol.
SuperSeppie 2 years ago
coach hines is so funny i just laugh so hard i pee
HeadCrab911 2 years ago
Why does Coach Hines remind of of Shia LeBeouf? Rofl
SuperSeppie 2 years ago
omg same here idk why???
edwardloverbitch 2 years ago
yeah ... me 2
hanazaa 2 years ago
Yaminashi is so awesome
xxFlghterXxx 2 years ago
this is the funniest thing ever
gorillazlee88 2 years ago 4
these are like the funniest sketches on MadTv!
AJKILLS 2 years ago
take your sigmoid colon and turn it into a rectal smoothie!!
czthjvv 2 years ago 2
chef deshaizer and yamanashi wanted ice cream they said, i gave them chocolate but for the sprinkles i used laaxitives instead....
billiejinman 2 years ago 2
don't do it yamanashi!
Gig4p3t 2 years ago 3
lmfao i kuv th coach hines sketches
crazypointydude 2 years ago 2
LMFAOOOOO
kill4life121 2 years ago 2
what if it is yaminashi?? what if this is my after school job yamanashi?? lol
hotchocolateyum123 2 years ago 4
pug muckers
dhsfan1234 2 years ago
OOMMMFFFGG the tip part was the fuckin best!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA
TheFilmmaker1122 2 years ago
LMAO!!
xCapeTheDrama 2 years ago
joseph
jkmerola 2 years ago
wat season of mad tv has the most coach hines in it and witch one is the best
jarhead6534 2 years ago
What;'s yaminashi's first name?
12shadowlink 2 years ago
bobby
GamingWithVideogamer 2 years ago
no idea!
lufc4cup 2 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amaizenblue86 2 years ago
2:54 - 3:13 Don't do it yamanashi
hollinsjr32 2 years ago 3
Don't you dare put that tip in there!!
EVHFrankenstein 2 years ago 2
hahaha dont do it yamanashi
BrollyTube 2 years ago
hhahaha what if yamanashi what if lol :)
BrollyTube 2 years ago 3
For the love a goat nut! lol lol lol lol
emmaandkailey356 2 years ago
desaser looks like lucas till!
emmaandkailey356 2 years ago
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emmaandkailey356 2 years ago
Vanilla *eye twitch* chocolate jamoca peanut *eye twitch* banana nutabagan *eye twitch* if you tip me *eye twitch* another dollar you can *eyes askance with indignity* rub my shiny head XDDDDD lmao
bitemebecausei 2 years ago
what if it yamanoshi! what if it is yamanoshi! :D i love that
shalalabaybayy 2 years ago
he should totally have his own movie he is halarious i love all his skits
cfSilverado 2 years ago 5
even get near that thought, and i will kill you. I Will Kill You, And I Wont Be Creative About It, I'm Just Gunna Take You Out In Broad Day Light ,Shot You in The Back Of The Head, And Pay The Concequences,
that was soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!i practicly fell off my chair! he should have his own movielol!!!!!!
MysticWolf369 2 years ago 4
I'm pretty sure he meant "Sandoval".
sidearmsalpha 2 years ago 3
This guy needs his own movie! With Bobby Lee and Ike Barinholtz, too! I love how his voice gets high alot!
sidearmsalpha 2 years ago 3
omg he really should get his own movie
redghost105 2 years ago 2
"It stands for Sandaball Yaminashi, which translates for if you call me Sandy again I'm gonna cut your body in half with a hubcap!" XDDDDDDD
bluegirl123321 2 years ago 6
1:14
RUIZBOYZ2 2 years ago
"I Will Kill You, And I Wont Be Creative About It, I'm Just Gunna Take You Out In Broad Day Light Shot You in The Back Of The Head And Pay The Concequences"
LMAO Coach Hines Is Sooo Funny
Floz201 2 years ago 51
lol y didn't he just move the tip box away from them?
Justin93koch 2 years ago 2
@Justin93koch His boss was right there behind him. ROTFL.
Shirihatcher 1 year ago