Episode #5: Upper Body & Arms

[TheRoboticOwlie]

lolol, Slendy walks by. "Wait...what?" Looks back into window. "What is that guy doing? He hardly needs exercise."

xD

[LxSound1]

Slendy was all "tip toe by the window"

[OMGitsmantequilla]

You mean you can lift dumb bells? They aren't just for crunches and push ups and stuff? YOU DON'T SAY!

[EmmaSaysHola]

MOTORHEAD.

[Anthrax80m8]

lol this is genius. i can waste my life on youtube, and still stay healthy

[h0mersbrain12]

yeah at 2:07 slendys like sup craka?!



[Voltage108]

Im just waiting to see the Rake, i watched alot of Marblehornts, slenderman has already had his fair share of scaring me into sleepless nights now its the rakes turn

[Th3RedX]

reading all these comments after it was revealed the series is Slenderman Inception ("fake" slenderman series inside of a "real" slenderman series) is hilarious.

[Coolz256]

"Well, that's the first time every single bulb in my basement blew out at once.."

HOW ARE YOU SO NONCHALANT?

[dartigens10]

2:07 I was waiting for the scare and instead he was like 'LOL IM SIDEWAYS NOW U NO HAS VIDYAAAA'

[ClosedAndSecret]

OH. I'M SORRY. WHAT WERE THOSE TIPS ON WORKING OUT AGAIN?

[BobbleWorldBass]

3:49 I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM AND COULDN'T FIND HIM, then he moved o_o

[kavonymmij]

2:07 was the scariest moment of my life, he was side ways oh god oh god. Literally screamed and pissed my family off so much, damnit.

[azile9]

Do de do de do walkin da smile dog... What's goin on down here?

[Frequency404]

And then a Slenderman popped out.

[greyknightcmd]

Slender man : OH hai thar ou need to pull up your pants i don't want to see that *light bubbles explodes*

[aquatosdark]

Slenderman:

2:03 Oh, hey you guys!

3:48 Oh sorry, I'm in the shot.

4:37 You don't like my music? D:

[kitsunecatcher]

Please excuse my cliche comment... They should've played the 20 dollars song...

[NArerreh]

Hello There

...

NOAH

...oops wrong guy.

[HappyFox79]

HE'S IN THE BASEMENT! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! NOOOOO! Damn you dramatic irony! Dx

[bojo0noja]

4:33 That wasn't Motorhead

That was, something else...

Slender Man dubstep ?

[kavonymmij]

@bojo0noja I literally have tears in my eyes, I don't know why that's so funny.

[aurbina12]

marble hornets reminds me so fucking much to the call of cthulu

[jelwood14]

i can see why slenderman's in this, he could use some upper body muscle

[Luxkerr]

HOLY SHI- anyone else notice the random Slendy appearance at 1:55?

[RacoosinMuse]

Slendy, I see you trying to be all stealthy like a ninja back there! You can't fool me!

[ninja69245]

4:32 that sounded more like KoRn than Motorhead xD

[pukeslot]

@ninja69245 Lies

[Tigry86]

2:04 OMFG!! XD la ventana coño XD!!

[CrAzYRad1CAL]

Feels like i'm watching a "Where's Waldo" book.

[coconutpower18]

@CrAzYRad1CAL I KNOW!

[CrafterFurchuck]

I wonder how much BS the exercise advice is... I guess it's worth 20$ though.

[OnyxNecron]

*searches for slendy in every scene*

[powersoftritone]

Remember kiddies lifting weights is an excellent Habit to form

[336forlife]

@powersoftritone HABIT... I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!!!!

[EmberToInferno2112]

Dunno whether to look out for Slenderman or to gawk at the awesomeness of that Motorhead shirt.

[ApolloIVtv1]

This was pretty funny

[Sightles]

Why would slenderman record over Evans Motor-head :'(

[steveasat2]

You have aroused the malevolent attention of the Gold's Syndicate, badmouthing gym fees like that. This will all end in tears.

[Huvyclan]

slender man only wants to work out and get 20 dollars

[camargue123456]

Aha this is so much better and scarier then the marblehornet series ! So much more slenderman

[thegrief13]

@camargue123456 hmm, i guess that could be debated, but i agree that this is really good.

[Ziddia1]

This series would be about a billion times better if the cassette player had played Gimme 20 Dollas.

[coffeetea720]

Slendy's pretty creepy in this series, but I'm not gonna lie, that shit at 2:00 had me laughing my ass off!

He's just walking by, then all of a sudden, he's like "BOOM, BITCHES!"

[MaxwellChillington]

Anyone else got that sinking feeling in your stomach while watching these?

[SceneEmoTutorials]

Oh thatsalright...i wasn't planning on sleeping anyways....):

[juanpablotito]

my shit is all fucked up man

[iCheesey]

Slendy must wanna learn how to do curls.

[87idk]

this video is one of my favs :)

[desotowright]

It's a cool tutorial fo staying fit but I have to admit something about Slenderman, his fast movements at the window were... well... scary as frick for some reason.

[MrVulgaris]

2:03 Peekaboo, motherfuckers!

[182crazyK]

Slenderman is best photobomber.

[TheDarkomann]

slendy is a peaker hahahhahha Xd

[SkylinesToStarlight]

@CloneComander1138 that is a logical answer as well.

[1337w0n]

1:55 who's that in the background?

[coconutpower18]

@1337w0n SLENDYYY

[SkylinesToStarlight]

Was that trololo guy?

[CloneComander1138]

@SkylinesToStarlight Nope. Chuck Testa.

[coconutpower18]

@SkylinesToStarlight THATS SLENDYYYY

[emugwak]

3:50 Slendy got camera shy!

[stolencheezburger]

Holy shit. O-O

[thesacredbeast2000]

GET BETTER ELECTRICS

[CloneComander1138]

Marblehornets need to get in shape. You guys are physically fit to run from Slenderman

[DrayFan12]

It's hilarious how they're so oblivious to Slendy.

[PropertyofGerard]

I love the comments on these vids!

[MrPainkiller4rent]

wow slendys desperate lateley

[Elecktricd00m]

@normalguyhere yes

[li7in6]

So why do you guys give fitness advice without knowing anything about fitness? Just about every piece of advice given in this video is complete bullshit, retarded nonsense, or painfully obvious basic information.

[normalguyhere]

@li7in6 this is a movie bout slenderman

[skyhawk431]

@li7in6 oh, you so silly.

[derek8171]

Do you even lift you shitcunt?

[FromVancouverToNY]

3:49 Screw you guys, i don't need to stay in shape i can teleport! I'm going to find jay...

[RandomVidsUSA]

@FromVancouverToNY you sir made my day :P

[TheGoslapa]

@FromVancouverToNY good one!

[bojo0noja]

@FromVancouverToNY OK, so I got the 20$ bit. Now, can you please explain me who Jay is? :)

[CJBerdomas]

@bojo0noja Jay is the main character of Marble Hornets, another Slendervlog that is seen as the most popular along side EverymanHybrid and TribeTwelve.

[orangeTadpole]

I was expecting the boom box to play "No wifin in the club"

[PrototypeClex]

Cool that you kept going even though the power went out! Looked like you've got a skunk in your yard when you were doing this vid last year, eh?

I don't know any Motorhead songs, but that sounded more like a Halloween sounds tape to me

[TheBType]

The fake one was so obvious, but it's off-set by the nearly non-existent silhouette and "shaking" shadows in the backround and Evan's sudden paranoia.

Brilliant touch.

[babyminnow]

@TheBType Agreed, he played the paranoia bit really well.

[DoubleEdgedSword12]

Love the typo in the tags, very nice touch

[Vanitas61]

Slendy made me laugh at 2:00 i love how hes just walking along and then he's all like "Oh hey! people to stalk!" and he just rushes to the window.

[babyminnow]

@Vanitas61 Haha ah it terrified me and then it amused me. I love this series.

[Wafflepal]

XD The radio sounded like a cow. oh, slendy.

[MrSkeleton16]

He twitched his neck and BAM out goes the lights!!!

[dastuke]

What does slendy dream of... when he takes a little slendy snooze.... does he dream of stalking children.... Or giving nightmares to the people of youtube.

[ElderWreckage]

Did you ever listen to the audio at 4:30?

[KingdomComeA7X]

THIS was the first time Slendy appears. Because most electronics screwed up.

[jgraves1942]

pretty much shat myself at 3:50, and i knew it was coming. :/

[AceSparksVlogs]

MY MAHSULS EXPLODED AND TURNED OUT THE POWA XD

[animexfan219]

2:07 Window Sledy watches yous work out in yous basments. :3

[TinyHeadHouse]

Ok, fuck Slendy, I'm gonna focus on the health tips xD

[Insomniacwithnolife]

@powersoftritone ah ok thanks :) I was gonna say, I've never seen Slendy move that quick before so when I saw him at the window, I was like "Holy Shit!"

[Insomniacwithnolife]

Btw I heard that both the fake and real ones were in this video. Which ones which?

[powersoftritone]

@Insomniacwithnolife The slendy you can see in the window at 1:54 is fake slendy they are not even shocked when the lights go out, and at 2:55 till 3:52 that is the real slendy since Evan is really freaked out by it

[hoodieluvas]

trololol

roll troll roll

[Insomniacwithnolife]

I saw him way in the back and I was like "I see you" and then it moved really fast and I was like "HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT D8"

[IrationalReaper]

The shadow behind evans right shoulder was not the fake slenderman compiletruth explains it

[MindlessGlitch]

1:15 SLENDERMAN TRANSFORMED INTO A LAUNDRY MACHINE!

[hehehe88]

@MindlessGlitch he should have been hiding in the machine, that woulda been fucking hilarious.

[ZonbiKonbiPrpleGreen]

*walks by, peers into window*

"oheeeey, look, there they are again, working out. You know, I should try those flex machines, just look at my noodle-y appendages, lemme just get a little closer, and I'll be able to-"

*lights go out*

"oopsie"

[AriesGoddess93]

For a minute I thought the "trolololo" song was playing when he turned on the radio

[MF5vox]

Motorhead? Slendy is clearly a Robert Palmer fan.

[AyameIsPrincessKira]

Slendy walking by and then "OMG CAMERA MUST RUIN SHOT!!!!!" <3 lol

[ConSmith1807]

@AyameIsPrincessKira "Hey guys...hey guys...Are you filming a movie? I want to be in the movie...."

[AyameIsPrincessKira]

@ConSmith1807 Omg Concrete Giraffes quote ;) You're my new hero.

[ConSmith1807]

@AyameIsPrincessKira Wooo!

[5minlatecomebacks]

@ConSmith1807 Hey guys..... Hey guys can i be in your movie?

[Kyralik]

Why did Evan get so uppity when Motörhead didn't play? He seemed to know what it was.

[Xenoforge78]

@Kyralik I noticed that as well. :p

[LNApictures]

I love how Slendy walks by and then does a double take XD

[vnom84]

That moment when slendy pops his head in the window needs to be a "hey whats going on in this thread" gif.

[TheSTRIKE4220]

Vinny looks scared at 2:58 to 4:07 lol

[endersgame55]

Dude, you interrupted my favorite backwards-talking Motorhead song. You didn't even let them do that awesome backwards guitar solo.

[TempusDraco]

@endersgame55 So you know what song it was?

[The1AndOnlySAGAKing]

The dude in the black knows somethins goin down. Notice how fast he turned off the cd player.

[813Pinklady]

was i the only one that noticed the shadow in the background after the lights came on the left @ 3:50?

[813Pinklady]

the slenderman doll evan got in #4 looks like the one from marble hornets

[CupcakeMcPuffersons]

The skinny guy constantly looking over his shoulder is making me paranoid too. D:

[CupcakeMcPuffersons]

@SPA7X

Same here.

[MsAnahigh2193]

Evan is so fucking paranoid. I find it hilarious.

[lastbullet117]

u see slender man watching him at the very top

[TheTrainRex]

3:49 in the background. That might have been creepier than anything I've seen in Marble Hornets.

[lastbullet117]

@TheTrainRex dude i saw a shadow and shat my pants

[TheTrainRex]

@lastbullet117 I was just watching it and telling myself it's just something in the background and then as soon as I convinced myself it was it walked away.

[lastbullet117]

@TheTrainRex well i mean im pretty sure they could have known if they were smart enough to check over the background for anything like that because they should check the comments on their videos.

[TotesAndi]

Y U NO WORKOUT IN DAY TIME?!?!

[Jsnowboard]

its like a creepy wheres waldo!

[MsAnnoyingComment]

1:55- Bored, wandering, wandering-- 2:03 Ooh, dat ass! <3

[RevanMahariel]

This is great! Not exactly too scary, but it's building up. Right now it's pretty funny. I loved it when Slendy strolls by and then just whips back like freaking lightning! XD I find it positively adorable!

[egi94]

u sure thats not motorhead?

[iartist01]

Slendy enjoys yalls workout advice. He wants to get some muscle too.

[SlendysWatchingMe]

"Doo doo doo, walking by a house, chillin' like a vil- wait, were there some guys in that basement? Lemme just crouch here... Oh, hey! Guys! Are you working out? Can I work out, too? I'm like a little stick man here, haha. Guys? Hey, guys! Fuck you guys. And y'know what? Fuck your lights, too."

[InuyashaGirl7291]

@SlendysWatchingMe And fuck yo motorhead!

[Zimtack]

@SlendysWatchingMe all he wanted was to bulk up :(

[Sllenderman]

@SlendysWatchingMe I am, even right now... look behind you...

[WTFZOO]

Slenderman is actually a hardcore grammar nazi, and is after them for their continuous grammatical mistakes.

[FelixNade]

Slenderman, the best spokesman for fitness programs.

[AkimboNinjaPWN]

Jack Slenderman in "Slenderman"

[dsinopoli]

Slenderman actually does make a good mascot for fitness

[forgottenmaz]

GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

[Burlapbill]

I love how slendy does a double take as he's walking by the window

[Dstorm20xx]

I am actually using these videos as fitness advice along with slendy.

I have no life.

[KaliToob]

2:07 "hey guise"

[jhniscolV2]

look in the top left window when he is talking throughout the video. holy wow

[ashleykagome]

These people i believe more than marblehornets maybe because they are kind clueless about slenderman......in marble hornets they noticed him

[emoneko585]

@ashleykagome yeah but in this series they point him out too much. i like - or rather, scared shitless of - marblehornets more.

[JohnBaxterly]

"Hey Vinny, you look like you're missin' somethin'!"

"What, the faceless humanoid abomination hanging out behind us? Nah, I saw him a couple minutes ago" :D

[95mpe]

And slendy is still in the background

[jrdrag1201]

lol ' Motorhead! ' ' MUHAHAHAHAHA ' alright, that was definetely not motorhead...

[jrdrag1201]

* looks through windows * dang hes sexy

[FrostBiteRocks89]

Slendy: *doin mai daily night stalking* *walks by* OH DAAAAMN THAT GUY IS RIPPED IF I'M NIT CAREFUL HE'S GONNA FUCK ME UP

[grendel2900]

You did a few things a bit wrong, but its good :)

[MomokoTuHarumaki]

Slendy switched the Motorhead tape with his rappping.

[cool4345]

4:33- 4:35

I can imagine it now,

Motörhead- the best of scary ass moans and screams!

[wiiluigi1998]

wheres waldo slender editon

[Neylonx]

man without the comments id miss all this stuff

[Pakuska]

lol that last slenderman kinda scared me because he blends in witht he shadows so well, and then he moves and your like. OH SHIT THAT WASNT A SHADOW!

[TwilightFanpire9]

I love how at 1:55 Slendy is just doing his average stroll by and then he darts into the window

[skysorujaa]

@TwilightFanpire9 I can't take him seriously after that. I didn't get scared, I laughed hard as hell. Nice, Slendy.

[UberObscura]

@TwilightFanpire9 Holy shit I laughed my ass off at that part. He literally comes FLYING back to that window, haha. Oh geez. Slends. <3

[Wolfcat22]

Why does the manniquen's arms keep getting farther apart?

[DarkMasteLink101]

@ 2:04 you can see someone in a tuxedo waving their hand around. Who is it?

[xXJimmyV58Xx]

@DarkMasteLink101 Hes just your day to day Slender Man

[suggestions8]

@DarkMasteLink101 Twas Slender Man, my friend. And it wasn't his hand. He leans over to look at the camera. Creepy shit happens in these videos.

[Vaprrenon]

Okay, so....in the window, ka-pow lights, standing in the back corner, trippy radio...checklist?

[Goldenkitten1]

Basements are terrible places.

You are terrible fitness instructors.

Slendy hates terrible people.

It all begins to make sense.

[SpunkStalker101]

@Goldenkitten1 Fucking lol.

[UberNerdMaster]

1:55  "Joust going on my nightly stalker stroll."

2:03 "HOLY SHIT, THAT GUY IS RIPPED!"

[Foamytehsquirel]

I swear its like a messed up version of Where's Waldo. Next I'm going to be looking for Slenderman with a creepy sweater.

[pplzscareme]

1;55 SLENDY walks by the window in the back corner