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  • some surgeon's going to have to waste an entire day taking all that shit out of him when the glass, nails, and other assorted items which cannot pass through the human digestive system start causing horrible pain.

  • Gives a whole new meaning to "eat lightening and crap thunder!".

  • Does he swallow sperm too? How bout shit? :)

  • @j3zt3r625 i do but i dont eat shit

  • The virginity is strong in this one.

  • i wonder what the poops like

  • "Nailed it!" - Andy "Narddog" Bernard

  • that's stupid :|

  • well that was a bright idea :P

  • i dare him to eat "PORK". lets see if he can do it. hahahahahaha.

  • Don't stab him in a fight, his stomach acid will fuck you up.

  • Thumbs up if you thought you saw Obama with a white kino-flo in his mouth

  • I bet that he can eat many other things too.... If you know what I mean... xD

  • 0:36 what's up with that guy with a zipper in the head ?

  • What about atom bombs?

  • he eats wood XD

  • Are these Halal?? :p

  • i thought he was british at the start.

  • the bit I dont get is the lack of ketchup!!! at least some salt N pepper

  • he is going to get sticked with those nails and glass one day

  • try eat yourself! 

  • i speak arabic no subtitles for me

  • Must be a pain in the ass when he has to go to the toilet after eating some nails or glass..... get it?

  • But... will it blend?

  • He's making me hungry.

  • feel bad for him when he has to go take a deuce

    ...

  • eat poison

  • "EAT LEAD PUNK."

  • You can eat anything huh? EAT PLASMA!!!! :P

  • wonder what his poop looks like

  • So what? I ate a hoe once.

  • Eat some of my cyanide bitch.

  • he didnt swallow

  • yeah... he can't digest those... he's gonna need surgery soon ;)

  • Just wondering, can you eat my dick?

  • eat cyanide

  • idiots ?????

  • Will it blend?

  • "The man who eats everything"...very creative...

  • Have fun inhaling that very toxic mercury vapor.

  • lol He has Pica people. It's a psychological condition that makes you want to eat non-food items.

  • Someone feed this man some degraded plutonium.

  • @smartasshater

    LMAO glowing vomit

    

  • crap! He ate nails!1 And without milk too!!

  • Bet he can't put a rowntree's fruit pastile in his mouth without chewing it

  • probably the only persons shit i would like to see

  • damn what wont people eat 

  • I wonder what his shit looks like when it comes out. 

  • Eat nails -> Wait 3 hours -> Need to shit -> feelsbadman

  • bet he cant eat a car...

  • @TheGeneralPain One piece at a fuckin time, man....

  • pica

    

  • He should definitely eat my ass.

  • don't striplights have mercury

  • @SuperLadidiladida I think it was neon or some shit. And they probably drained it first.

  • Hey eat this, *throws a lump of shit on the stage*

    lol

  • "he eats every thing"

    EAT MY POOP !

  • Yeah i bet he puts lotsa wood in his mouth... and he likes it...

  • actually pretty slim for a guy who eats everything

  • @6TheAndoliniFamily6 I hope you know that non-food items don't contain calories....of course he's going to be thin.

  • What a stupid bastard! Oh yea some fluorescent bulbs have mercury in em

  • So he sets up a table in the mall.. starts eating garbage and people stop and... pay to see it?

  • can you eat shit?

  • @StuziCamis hahaha nice :D

  • @StuziCamis Can he shit? lol

  • HOLY.

    shit.

  • his mum must be proud of him ^^

  • anybody else think those were tampons at first? the candles...

  • i bet he is not going to eat shit, so he can't eat everything

  • lol i can eat candles 2..

  • Fuckin hell... he's going to have a hell of a shit tommorrow morning.

  • eat shit?

  • eat anything a? well i dint see you eat dog shit

  • and later he took the mans microphone and ate that too.

  • now drink some mercury isoporpilic alchool and a bit of nitroglycering then punch ur self in the stomach

  • I dare him to try Arby's...

  • @Ammit5

    Lmao..

  • Welcome Cracked members!

  • But can he eat his own head?

  • hey can u eat my dick

  • i just watched this because i read strip in the title

  • @killaaa2106 congratulations loser

  • can he eat rat poison?

  • :36 wtf, bagman

  • wont the fluorescent light's gases kill you...(mercury vapour)

  • eat yourseLf inside!!!

  • eat a car

  • pretty sure those light have mercury in them

  • eat my shorts

  • @Nuphins =.= O.o

  • Keep pressing 2. BUTTERCHEESE. lol

  • I wanna see him eat a car.

  • "guy eats striplight"...hmmm..to make this more interesting why dont they take off the LIGHT and jus add PER....

  • Stupid, stupid, stupid, fucking moron, you will die young only because of fame... eating everything??? The human body is not designed for that. Poor idiot.

  • algerian people are crazy ;)

  • I eat glass, lamps, candles and wood." And I'm fucked up. ;]

  • tell me when he shits money

  • do you eat shit!

  • @9Skateboard7 thats what i was sayin

  • shortly after the performance he died of internal bleeding

  • guy eat pussy

  • this nigga's ass is gonn' BLEED

  • that striplight's gonna kill him in less than a year.

  • @DarkzAcez THE MAN WHO *TRIES* TO EAT EVERYTHING

  • have u ever tasted shit?

  • one question...why?

  • @diagonaluk he says he is always hungry and he likes it

  • @diagonaluk Simple. He's Algerian.

  • @diagonaluk because life is short and money is in need.

  • @ZebbMassiv fair enough! LOL

  • eat water!

  • How do you chew on nails?

  • it your own shit!

  • I bet he can't eat cinnamon...

  • he can eat everything? what about poison D:

  • That why his toilet was blocked every week

  • lol he literally eats nails for breakfast, hard bastard

  • can you eat poop?

  • Wow...what a load of jerks commenting on this video...enough of the dick jokes, people. I'm sure you all have done some stupid stuff in your lives too. I know I have for one.

  • U GUYS SHOULD DO ONE CALLED MAN EATS DICK

  • I can actually do that :L

  • ouch when he gonna poop hes sure he gonna pray to god xD

  • imagine him taking a huge shit

  • هذا هو رائع جدا الابهام حتى إذا كنت توافق

  • what people do for money.....get a real job

  • 0:09 the guy sounds like he says in english " somebody said he would pay me " lol

  • @oli696969 LMAO!

  • Weirdness.. O.o

  • he shit nails to

  • for 1 second he sounded like he was Australian

  • "This just in! An incredibly stupid man that claims he can eat anything, dies from Mercury poisoning after eating a florescent light bulb, while friends and family come down with a serious case of Alzheimers...The friends and family can no longer remember anything."

  • i used to get told, when i was 5, not to eat paper cause it makes you stupid.. this guy must be retarded by now.

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  • anyone asked him to eat pork?

  • well... itsa cheap diet

  • @mattijas1 his ass will rip

  • i bet he wont eat poo

  • lol those lights are quite toxic, wonder if he died?

  • What about boiling lava? A pipebomb? A man's penis?

  • wonder would he chomp off his own penis? lol

  • And they say smoking is bad...

  • if you can eat or drink anything=====A penis,poo-pee-A bathtub-me-justin bieber-taylor swift-a garbage can with garbage in it and a drumset

  • it dusgusts me to see someone eat that stuff..ugh.

  • he should eat normal food :S

  • eat some shit!

  • should wait a week and post a video response titled man bleeds to death internaly..

  • Eats anything.. We need more of those to eat the toxic waste this world has

  • doesn't that gives u aids?

  • hmmm  lets see him at toilet after those nail at the end

  • @BULA9000 no, hes gonna shoot us with bullet poop

  • @BULA9000 a human's body can easily process iron

  • @BULA9000 Yeah, I would bet that his ass gets nailed a lot.

  • Ecactly. They likely drain anything toxic the light may contain.

  • the florescent lamp contains toxic mercury...

  • @Core2duoMac So does tuna.

  • and he's proud of that

  • Dinner is Served!

  • HAHAHAHAHA HE EASTS WOOD!!!

  • eat chuck!!! i love the theme music!!! yes

  • have you ever taste a pussy they taste great

  • @longshanks0971 hahahahaha nice comment

  • @MyHoustonTX thanks! 

  • @longshanks0971

    if you are talking about a cat, than i think he does. twice a day.

  • @krazeekillar Lol now that I think of it, I mean it in both ways. :P

  • What a dumbass!!!

  • can he eat steel?

  • @supermachoman64 no. he eat chuck's shit. then chuck eats him

  • eat my poo

  • Get him some pure Arsenik - lets see how he handles that :P

  • I bet he couldn't eat bottle of fish sauce...

  • his buttwhole .. :/ aww

  • Nails are rich in fibre and minerals.

  • eat shit!

  • When he poops he's probably like 'MOOOOOOOOOOMMM!! WHERE ARE THE DANG LAXATIVES!?"

  • What Happens When He Poops O.o