Latest Humanoid Robot

[heyzeus39]

Yes it can grip a cup but can you have sex with it?

[GreenDevilAngel]

everybody who is causal n networked thinking knows that this will be a hug ...huug

big...what ever you want...imagine...what the humans mostly done with new technology...what again...so...this one will make no exception...how could it be.... is it possible that human has learned something actually.... no, just not possible...they learn at latest after a hug hug experiances that was realy enormous bad, extremly catastrophical...

..im a robot, i must know that

[Neomex000]

C'mon! Do penspinning!

[GalacticoCr9]

japanese WALL-E all grown up

[ilsvm672]

he looks like E.T

[jukio02]

these robots will only be for japan, most likely it will never go over seas to other countries. japan is in a crysis, there are not laborers, so thats why the japanese are soo die hard over robots. instead of getting immigrants to come about do work, they rather have these robots. the smaller robots, they might sell for entertainment, but bigger ones like asimo and this one, will never go to america and other countries

[ZomBiezley]

i'd rather not see robots replace humans in the workforce, but use them for interplanetary geology studies and perhps set one up to absorb pressure from deep sea depths.

[313jcruz]

at 1st look like hes gonna do a line!!!!

[firstglobals]

i could see how this might slow down production at mcdonalds. the hard part is getting them to wash their hands

[LiquidChem]

@firstglobals naw... That robot would NOT work for minimum wage.. 

[firstglobals]

@LiquidChem perfect

[shaun03a]

i want a $1 english verison of this!

[mymovienerd]

The Japanese are gonna take over the world with their killer robots.

[bluestill200]

the japanese have spent 50 million on studying robotics and what do they get a 10 thousand dollar robot that can put a straw in a cup and hold a crippled man id say after they have burnt through a few billion they will be able to to make sweaters

[jukio02]

@bluestill200 its progress. they have to start somewhere, trust me, theres no other nation that can do what japanese people are doing right now, they are in the lead in robotic technology. lets see you do better

[loonybin1234]

I think we want to make robots, and clones for that matter, because even people who aren't religious want to have more power than god

[chika95]

Great now give that robot human emotions some more artificial intelligence and 3 days to rule the world

[deaderdeadbpu]

awesome... so I guess I'll run out and pay a few million dollars on a robot to put drinks in my straws...

[shadowmario4]

thats kind of creepy but yet cool as hell, lol

[JordanJ370]

It would be quicker to make that drink by yourself

[joshdrew2828]

Can you teach it to give you a blowjob?

[toastytoast3919]

asians these days

[stonerbonertime]

Japan is making a army of military robots. the world it in trouble!

[Chasesk88]

wouldnt it be easier to program a robot to respond to ENGLISH? japanese is very complex especialy for a robot

[29def90]

Welcome to MacDonalds! May I take your order? LOL!

[KarliiKickbackxD]

it has wall-e's face?

[globin3]

S.C.A.R.Y! haha

[omnimon64]

cool but i wouldn't call it anything near human

[SpeeDemonSD]

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX !

[HessenDragoon]

This robot is no good, it only speaks japanese.

[Digityjardog]

lol what if we have to give robots hand jobs when they turn against us?

[TotallyFabtablous121]

I HOPE THEIR GONNA MAKE MIKU HATSUNE :D

[oliverhshow]

lattest in 2009

[knight0500]

can you fuck it?

[Mario60665]

make it flip you off!

[ruckaisawesome]

great, another useless technology that wasted millions of dollars

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Whenever any new tech is being researched, you always have the simple minded, greedy idiots bragging about how useless they think it is, and then those same people would jump on the tech once it gains the usefulness that those researching it intended...

I would rather the world, be filled with more dreamers, than be lost in simple mindedness...

[InsideTheMindOfBruce]

Arigato Mr Roboto!!

[xxmoondoggyxx]

thats badass

[Aquakia]

and the point of all this is....?

[csskafeen]

so you dont have to put straws in duh

[Allyosaugh]

Because we can.

[syoncle]

Beggining-"Hmm straaaaw-ly

[csskafeen]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha i laughed, that was funny

[syoncle]

@syoncle i don't care whatever people say about this joke- The robot can cook and is made out of iron, IRON CHEF!

[Estebean93]

First this

next they will learn how to conquer the Earth!!!

[Guideist]

looks like wall-e`s face lol\

[belikejames]

i robot

[Lurvane]

here's whats going to happen! we're going to have robots, and then we'll have them do all of our jobs and homework, then soon after we'll have them wiping our asses! and holding our dicks while we take a leak and shake it off for us! and then robots will have had enough, and turn against us and make us do all the shitty things that we made them do...that my friend is how the world of humans will end! the worlds not going end the world of humans is going to, and a new world will be created LMAO

[puffpet]

holding our dicks when we take a leak and shake it off for us? O_o

[360gamer4life12]

lol wiping our asses, holding our d*** man what the hell, you made my day,

I like pie!!!!!!!!!!!

[liberate9]

too bad robots run off of algorithms and can't actually perceive what's going on in their environment :P

[wewillrocku123]

one word EMP. if they try to take over the world well just drop an emp on the robots and be done with it (and i didnt get this from modern warfare 2)

[weepingod]

two words LEAD SHIELDING

[wewillrocku123]

you do have a point.....but robots now wouldent be made with lead because of recent led poisoning scares

[crass770]

@wewillrocku123 so where do you get it from? Because the only weaponized EMP we have are nuclear bombs.

[wewillrocku123]

good point....if robots are trying to take over the world i think the milatary would try to whip something up XD

[Dracohero]

But then Gov. of Cali will become a cyborg, go back in time, and try to kill the resistance leader's mother, but he'll send his own dad back to save the day.

[tropix93]

@Lurvane

Then.. Perhaps the robots will make biological constructs to do their bidding?

Maybe that's how we were created! An endless cycle!

[waspennator5]

@Lurvane Do robots even have dicks?

[Lurvane]

@waspennator5 Yeah man, they do have dicks! I seent it! hahah

[lyue1996]

@Lurvane And soon we will fuck and get kids with robots ......... O.O'

[Lurvane]

@lyue1996 we'll have half robot half human kids! O_O holy shit! No wait that would be up to the robots because they can choose how much DNA a child can have in them, so it would either be a full robot child or half depending on the relationship you have with the robot! meaning if you had a good relationship you might be able to talk it into making it half robo child half human, but if you don't have a good relationship, then I feel sorry for you! SO advanced! and SO not fair!

[cccc010]

humanoid vocaloid

[mastercor44]

he cant do the robot better then me

[otenko28]

"a world where humans and robots can co-exist peacefully... that is my ultimate dream..."

-Dr. Light

looks like a game character's wish will come true someday

[MarinoOfTwo]

Wow...it understands Japanese voice commands. I guess the Americas wont be getting any of these soon.

[chinman54]

lol

[BoToGo1]

lol our robots just look at us like wtf?

[daldamany]

now we will have robots doing our homework muahahahaha !!!

[4ndyroo]

omg the world is gonna be conquered by robots now buy the retarded scientest loners that want a gf

[Misaehecatl]

There goes the budget for the robot hand project of the MIT. This is another proof that the so celebrated world university ranking is a complete lie

[projectcyclopsrpv]

Johnny 5 is alive!

[pleezmeslo]

the singularity is near!

[cids7777]

OH my god i ve never a robot able of this with it's finger he was moving this straw like if he was human

[ingej32]

wow. It's too slow. Do they never attempt to make robots faster?

[bapesta590]

wwttfnnkkk!?!?! the end is near! haha

[felone2]

FIRST!