Masters Of Horror - Jenifer - Dario Argento

[FlKnifeCollector]

Guy at 23:04 is like decent.

[FlKnifeCollector]

The score to this is fucking awesome!

[CapHusky]

If only his wife had let him hit the brown eye...

[CapHusky]

@CapHusky Come to think of it, the same thing happened in the first episode. Lot of husband-on-wife buttrape in this show. Mick Garris has issues.

[AcidSunshine2019]

This is pretty fucked up.

Lol but I love masters of horror:)

But this is still fucked up

[2010metsfan]

Just like a cop- feeding his face...speaking of faces. (Jenifer is really a hot model)

[dun4ukwitmebiach]

my name is Henefer Lopez! I like tacos and burritos!

[dalecampbl5]

this is kind of a good episode

[deathailsatan]

dario argento, he made suspira & creepers, right ?

[spawn10317]

28:04 she's like " what? i'm famished after a night of love making"

[spawn10317]

this movie is a prime example of the phrase: doesn't matter had sex!!! XD.

[Angeljordankaufman]

Omg I love her nail! Oh plus she felt her own ass! Awesome!

[Angeljordankaufman]

Hahahahahaha she kissed her!

[sasquatchismyfather]

my next comment is doesnt matter had sex....

[sasquatchismyfather]

why would you let the person with that sharp of teeth and that messed up of teeth give you a blowjob, WHY?!?!?!?!?! WHYYYYYY!!!?!??!?! THATS LIKE GETTING A BLOWJOB FROM CHEESE GRATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheWretch]

@sasquatchismyfather I fucked a cheese grater once. Once.

[shanellsplace]

I would have said that he was wrong for the sex but I want to pretend like that didin't happen cuz EWWWWWWWWWW!!

[shanellsplace]

So dude couldn't have warned his wife that Jennifer was spending the night in her house lookin like that? WTH? He was wrong for that!

[2010metsfan]

@shanellsplace A little bit of warning was in order, yeah...

[HeatherWagner81]

obey your master

[Mistermax30]

He put the axe down, why did the hunter shoot him...

[TheNewRiflemanBob]

@Mistermax30 maybe because the hunter was to afraid to take him as a prisoner.

[Mistermax30]

@TheNewRiflemanBob Possibly, yes.

[Severe777]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!

[TheNewRiflemanBob]

Was she chewing off his dick at 53:59 ?

[PinkKirby11]

whaddidyadoooooo???!!!?!?!?

[FeloniousAngel]

I saw the cat - knew the cat was going to die. Didn't think they would show so much gore. Saw the little girl, knew she was going to go missing - did NOT see the gore coming. However, I totally saw that ending coming. I had no doubt.

[georgekush]

she fingered her butthole in the car. lmao

[NexusElite]

Pretty cliche, Just a repeat on how it started, and to end.

[TheAuraKnight552]

All I have to say about this is Stupid, Predictable, and Cliche

[TheCha92able]

this is some fucked up shit but she does have a great body

[amberbamber44]

what is that thing a horney goul?

[TheVasilisas]

Commercials? Seriously? Commerials? Oh, fuck.... But at least I can still the movie. So, thanks anyway!

[aavindraa]

this is like a horrific version of elfen lied

[inuhpdbskneyo]

@aavindraa wow, your completely right!! O.o

[numberX252]

Is coffee and chinese food a good combo?

[Jifffen]

She's the definition of a Butter face. Everything is good but her face.

[aluwart]

Gotta say, the wife was hotter than the deformed chick.

[2010metsfan]

@aluwart I thought the same thing- pretty sweet!

[line78787878]

wtf 0_o? omfg this is...uhhh idk im scared for life

[Saint333Sinner]

15:47 Lol Guess she's never been ass fucked.

[HinaSasu123]

Yummy(:

[blackblurable]

Looks like my ex girlfriend. Only with a better body : )

[EffingL]

Are any of these actually... good?

[buzzclick500]

Well, physical beauty isn't everythi--WHAT THE HELL AM I TAKING ABOUT?! ;])

[youngbloody567]

lol he butt fucks his wife

[buzzclick500]

@youngbloody567 : Once, anyway. ;])

[drownthepoliticians]

You can run and tell THAT. Homeboy.

[sirenalol]

Meant to say cheetohs

[sirenalol]

Y'all kno he was ass raping his wife right? And if I ws a dude idk I think a bag for her face might be introduced to the bedroom... But hey other thn tht the girl wad rockin it in the bed! But seriously thou ya need a bag and some cheering so ya font go munching peoples and cats inards Kay?

[KayMichelle91]

does she not own underwear?

[buzzclick500]

@KayMichelle91 : Every time she walks into a store, everyone takes off out the back door, screaming.

[KayMichelle91]

@buzzclick500 lmao! That definitely explains it!

[buzzclick500]

@KayMichelle91 : I can't watch very much of this show--it's very addictive--very well made and leading-edge in most categories.

[XTheHopelessXx]

Noooo not the kitty!!!

[ELMOSORIGINAL]

Everything's hot butter face.

[headies100]

I never would have let her blow me, maybe at best hit it from the back with a bag over her head. I would most likely double wrap.

[mike495]

this is episode is fucking retarted

[celine1347]

@mike495 Just like Jennifer.

[wtfxkelseyface]

I dunno man, I mean I think I'd stop once i heard the beast like noises coming from her.

[666scottypotty]

I like the Frankenstein homage with the little girl tossing daisies into the kiddie pool!

[spawn10317]

@666scottypotty yeah but they missed the point of that scene. you know the part where frankensteins monster didn't mean to kill the little girl but did on accident when he tried to play with her

[spookhouze916]

steven weber is not in tha stand

[69MidnightMoon]

Is it even possible to give oral even if ur face is that fucked up? I just started watching it again, havent finished it. Wouldnt it be funny if she snuck up on either the son or the partner, whatever, gave them head and CHOMP!. ouch! gruesome and gory but funny

[XTheHopelessXx]

@69MidnightMoon Tokyo Gore Police style?

[Meteorman312]

I bet she a BEAST at oral lol

[garyman219]

Gud shyt

[themandownthehall]

I don't get the problem. She screws like an animal and then has to feed. So rock the world with her then turn her loose at the homeless shelter or welfare line. Repeat over and over. It's a Win-Win.

[2010metsfan]

@themandownthehall I spit up my beer over that one bro!

[mollyher07]

he's in love with her???

[StrangeFilm]

honestly.. I would muzzle her and give her a beauty mask. thats all she really needed. or shit get her plastic surgery.... dont need much to fix her.

[SpiritTurtle23DA]

what the fuck did i just watch

[whofartedtwice]

@SpiritTurtle23DA demon porn

[labyrinthmarin]

okay, so we've had rape, old people sex, and necrophilia. what are we in for now.

[kotulakj2]

14:31, 14:35, 14:59, 22:50, 23:01-23:06, 23:16-23:23, 23:32-23:35, 23:38-23:40,

25:53-26:00, 26:51-26:56, 27:03, 27:05, 27:09-27:16, 30:24-30:26, 30:31, 30:35-30:38

30:41, 30:44-30:46, 30:47, 30:52, 31:03-31:07, and finally 31:15-31:16

[skittlestalker115]

Jenifer is the definition of butter face.

[madamgmail]

He should of given her to the zoo.

[2010metsfan]

@madamgmail No way! She'd kill a monkey's boner!

[UnbreakableMan1988]

If I got drunk as shit, and put a bag over her head I guess I would fuck her. I would never let her give me head though nooooooo.

[DRSAICO]

All I know is, we get to see Steven Weber's "o" face a million times.

[KilljoySugarCyanide]

@DRSAICO I'm more than fine with this. lol

[gvsfgdf]

WTF.......... Even I HAVE STANDARDS...... O__O

[ZaireBetter]

Spoiler....

But seeing the little girl get killed. Was soooooo shocking to me.

[TheWretch]

I'm pretty sure it's the animal sounds she makes during sex that men are drawn to. Fairly sure that if I met a girl that chuffed like a lion tearing into an antelope while she bounced on ME, she'd be presented with a ring the next day. (The way she braced herself against the roof of the car, oh em gee.)

[themandownthehall]

@TheWretch That is the funniest comment I've seen on youtube. Outstanding. And I agree. Thanks for the laugh!

[RobMonty1987]

@SeedofLucifer666 So... you fuck cats?

[gvsfgdf]

@SeedofLucifer666 YEa we are so fuck off. Guys like to have sex ok? We don't need to justify ourselves to your sorry ass. We have 60-70 years to live and we plan to make the best of it.

[TheChristman86]

classic case of... "paper-bagger"

[schoolerzacka]

@SeedofLucifer666, Okay Mr. High and Mighty where did you get this info? Or are you just speculating. Don't be such a dick

[ghastlygrin23]

I think I'd be far too scared to NOT hit that.

[Hassawn]

Dude when she was Purrring for sex i got a boner!!! Dont ask me y XD!!

[asmoul89]

Dario is famous for Suspiria--it was an okay movie. The rich texture and colors are what hooked me. I also liked the work he did with Lamberto Bava on Demons. That movie is crazy as hell!

[ad0reherr]

Wouldn't it be easier to call the police? And show them what "she did"? : /

haha, this is good.

[BitternessBarbie94]

I think I would actually rather watch a bunny getting raped than to ever watch this movie again. Fucking ew.

[mephifasterthandeath]

@BitternessBarbie94 That's the sequel.

[UmbrellaResearcher]

If anyone here is interested in the opening music for this short film, then look up Jenifer's lullaby, but I can't remember the composer of it. Also take note, during the dream scene, I do believe the woman shown there is actually Carrie Fleming, the actress who plays Jenifer. 

[lveandhte]

the only thing i was happy to see die was that fly at the beginning... and frank. he was dumb.

[drumfreek124]

I had the STRANGEST boner watching this..

[tigerslick1111]

@drumfreek124 yeah i was like wtf then i fapped

[2far2close2quit]

@drumfreek124 lmao yep definitely strangest boner ever

[HuggumsMcgehee]

@drumfreek124 The cognitive dissonance is causing pain in my erection. As if one of my heads knows better.

[mrpapafunky7879]

ahh she just needed a man to love and people to eat. Very low matienence in my book i would love her 4ever and ever LOL

[HDPlayBackz]

I'd hit it.

[1q0pw2o9]

Fine ass bitch

[TheSaisman1]

watched this on netflix and had a sick feelin but with a boner

[madamgmail]

He should have shot this bitch when she was chomping on the little girl but the creature's cooch had him on lock down? And her mug and you know she had some bad-ass breath... I guess her gorilla grunts got him super hard! I bet Argento was laughing so hard when he made this.

[ChekovWessels]

I originally saw this on my TV late, late at night on Sy Fy. I was typing on my computer not really paying attention and I looked up just in time to where they did a close up on her face and I screamed, "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

Good job, masters of horror. I like this.

[batmanmotherfucker]

meh, this one wasn't very good. he should have done done something after she ate that little girl, maybe her eating that cat was a sign? no back story really drug it down too, why is she deformed? why is she a cannibal? is she human? so many plot holes, im just gonna stop.

[TwistedComplex]

pfffft. ive seen worse faces from people on a bad meth trip

[shonoo600]

@TwistedComplex  roflmfao

[UmbrellaResearcher]

If there is only one possible word to describe Jenifer then it would definitely be eerie. I've never seen such a horrific make up on a woman in my life. A great lesson to be acquired from watching this short movie; be careful on what you bring back to home with you.

[2010metsfan]

@UmbrellaResearcher Yep. One helluva feral bitch!

[Mansel169]

Now THAT'S a butter face!

[whatsgoingon07]

she's not that bad looking

[RagingDemon89]

Oh yeah thta's what I want. Some monster with tonsil stones on her tongue drooling on my penis. Good god could you imagine her breath!

[ANDY82ize]

dam thats a nice ass-(sees face) HOLY DEAR GOD KILL IT IT WITH FIRE!

now thats a face that could scare me gay...........................­................! NO NOT THE CAT...and the LITTLE GIRL?! Oh God i think i just solid my pants-no more!

[EvanesceExotica]

The ending is so predictable. Why didn't he just smash her head in with the axe when they were in the freaking cellar? No one would've seen. No, he just HAD to drag her out in broad daylight and tie her to her a tree, like that's not obvious at all.

I enjoyed it...somewhat.

[DaliDahmerly]

@EvanesceExotica I think the dream thing was like "ooooh she has him under her spell" kinda thing. So it took a lot to make him want to kill her? I dunno. I think the director just bullshit as he went along and figured it looked weird enough to do the job and was really lawlzy

[EvanesceExotica]

Oh, God, not the cat! NOT THAT FUCKING CAT!

[guitarshredder2364]

poor kitty :(

what a crazy gross bitch

Argento makes some grotesque shit

[guitarshredder2364]

BUTTHERFACE

[hauntedmythcaves]

Yeah Id be drinking hard too if i just fucked that.

[theanimefreak22222]

Jenifer is so scary i dont blame the wife and son freaking out if i saw that bitch in my house in the dark i would shit my pants

[LockportIrish]

What the fuck was this supposed to be?!? I thought this series was called "Masters of Horror," not "Masters of Horror Porn!" Good grief. I don't care how "legendary" this Argento character allegedly is; he must have really been smoking some funny stuff to come up with this "film." The only real "horror" parts were when that thing (not human being, and couldn't even be considered an animal in my book) Jenifer was eating people/animals alive. The rest? Straight up porn. F minus.

[sj82310]

Surprise Butt Secks? xD

[schoolerzacka]

@Laxagoodname300- Yeah I know, I think from now on when I watch these, Masters of Horror episodes, I am just going to find the funniest thing in them. Because honestly I think half these guys where like WTF you want to do a Masters of Horror and just fucked with the main guy who came up with the idea and used his money and are laughing at him, because most of these are laughable, but watchable because how laughable they are

[Blekkian]

Isn't there a bestiality law against this kind of thing?

[PansSprite]

SPOILER!!

ok if youre gonna kill her frank why not leave her in the damn cabin and do it . u risk being seen out in the open dumbass

lol

[PansSprite]

53:58 EXTREME HEAD!!!!

LOL

[PansSprite]

27:40 yet another wtf moment. its the middle of the fucking night why the hell is a 8 yr old outside w/o her parentals? LOL

LMFAO

[PansSprite]

i know ive been commenting like a mother fucker but omfgarganchewin theres so much wtf.

like did he seriously let her suck his balls LOL with that mouth hahahahaha

LMFAO

[PansSprite]

shes got a great rack for a morlock. LOL funniest line ever!

[PansSprite]

22:13 compared to the demon face best makeup ive ever seen in a movie

[PansSprite]

clearly holiwud. like no way in hell can a man cop or whoever take a mentally challenged girl who was in an asylum home to live with him. like wtf its obvious sex is the end result. but hey it makes for a disturbing movie LOL

[PansSprite]

youd have to be one horny fuck to have sex with someone who is like her. not to pick on ppl with disfigurments but the fact that she is a psycho should keep you from fucking her. my god she must have some pharamones!!!

[Hein122]

wow. this song is a rip off of 28 Days Later.

[kenyasquest]

I see why they call this Jenifer , because they couldn't call it demon F%@er , man that chick was Fugly .

[orangesv650]

HIDE YOUR CATS, HIDE YOUR WIFE!

[TheLumberZach]

@orangesv650 and hid your neighbor cuss dey eatin err body out here

[orangesv650]

@TheLumberZach U don't have to come and confess, she gone screw U, she gone eat U

[itskimmaaay]

I love how she peeks from the door and then jumps up and down clapping.lmao 38:41

[itskimmaaay]

the woman who played her is pretty. crazy what makeup can do.lol

[eldiablov2]

15:21 anal rape ftw!

[eldiablov2]

anal rape ftw

[AndrewMatos339]

Aw man and I thought the scene from assault on precinct 13 was bad...

[schoolerzacka]

Couldn't he have killed her in the cabin and left again?

[Laxagoodname300]

@schoolerzacka please sir, if you're gonna start picking out the potholes now we'll be here all night

[xxpandamidknightxx]

@schoolerzacka Yeah, hahaha!

[schoolerzacka]

You guys see her teeth? I would not let anything with teeth like that anywhere near my balls

[theysay45]

@schoolerzacka did yo see that tongue tho lol

[schoolerzacka]

When I read the description on imdb.com I was kind of hoping they meant she just like ate them whole. That would have been awesome, Though slightly unrealistic.

[laurenoliver23]

Haeckel's tale pulls off what this mess was trying to pull off. Hackel's tale is based on clive Barker and the ending is the most messed up sex scene in history.

[Qweklain]

Well, that is pretty disturbing. Seems each screws comes at the cost of one feast. Should of just left Jenifer in the asylum. I knew how it was going to end as soon as... well, I will not spoil it, but it was predictable. Still a great show though!!

[patmike97]

disturbing

[patmike97]

disturbing



[Zixing]

33:58

[mzlala1023]

That Man Is Lonely ,., I mean he needs that just too get him sum wow!!!

[aligak4t7]

This was the worst porn movie I have ever watched..... Oh wait this was not a porn movie.......... Was it??

[StrangeFilm]

@aligak4t7 awww comon this porn movie would rock!

[aligak4t7]

Now I know what is wildsex!!!!!!!!

[messiahkaligula1]

man, i love these series. I could watch nothing but different episodes for decades.

[rockhurstalum09]

predictable ending

[zipzap93]

@rockhurstalum09 Agreed.

[rockhurstalum09]

who would honestly hit that?

[StrangeFilm]

@rockhurstalum09 you know you would just put a bag over her and tear that ass up!

[xzGorgeous]

that girl is one big whore.

[bryan24u]

she just had to eat that little girl nd im pissed cus the the little girl was pretty