Training to fight Chuck Norris

[millbillzztop]

by the looks of it that kid already got in a fight with chuck norris...

[Alerukio]

If you have 5 dollars and chuck norris have 5 dollars he has more money than you.

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Chuck norris won at a staring contest with Medusa

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When Chuck norris plays golf...They have to put the hole on the moon...

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Chuck norris dosnt sleep...He waits.

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If you can read chuck norris's mind you will see a roundhouse kick to your face.

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Ifchuck norris Fucks your wife...Tough shit!!! if you have a problem with that you will die.

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Chuck norris eats wood and nails for cereal and his milk is all the breast milk of all women of Earth.

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Chuck norris once kicked a soccerball into a goal and the ball bacame David Bekham.

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A full size dumptruck was chuck norris's hot wheels toy.

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Chuck norris's Pet when he was a child was a Cheetah.

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If it tastes like chicken, Smells like chicken, and looks like chicken, And chuck norris says its beef then its beef.

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Chuck norris fucks a chick in Usa nd 9 months later a baby is born in China.

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Chuck norris invented the beard and Pubic hair.

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Chuck norris,s real name is suiccide...But he changed it bacause chuck norris was more manlier of a name.

[Alerukio]

Chuck norris will flex his muscles tward you and you get knocked out...All he has to do is stare at you and you loose by cowering.

[ledbird9]

Hey

You train as hard as you can and i bet your going to die

train any less harder i really wouldnt like to see that fight!!!!!

[bardockthefather]

pussy

[599ferrari]

Please, don't commit suicide!! (fight Chuck is suicide)

[bboycargo]

idiot

[1t1o1m1m1i1e]

chuck norris is in some real trouble if this guy gets his hands on him

[RadioPivot]

dude, I ain't even wish you luck, everyone know that you'll die. Still... luck.

[soldadomono]

stupid, dont lose your life, chuck would kill you just looking at u.

[faakutkd]

if you are lucky,you will survive

[a599524123]

u r so funny!:)

[donggiver]

shortly after this was posted this guy died...chuck norris doesnt lose...EVER

[josh47h]

That picture of Chuck Norris in the black outfit, what movie is it from?

[kitunl]

good luck dude haha

[DaTaBASE3089]

Man those are ... some heavy weights... ;-)

[aerocheder]

segata sanshiro would kick both of your asses

[jonahmonk]

ha! u cannot kill chuck

chuck can fuck...people up that is

[andyevnz]

Allright good luck with the fight lol.