Elderly talking cat answers 32 questions

[1999yasin]

R.I.P poor cat

[madhuri72]

love your cat!

[kklove526]

If u like this video, thumbs up here.

[MegaWoking]

got milk meeeoowww wtf

[AGlobalVillage]

SHUT UP AND LET THAT CAT OUT!

[gypsiexx]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww sweet cat r.i.p x

[dummychaos]

Stephen Hawking disliked this video.

There. My first comment on dislikes. Lost my virginity.

[EmeTheWarriorCat]

i speak cat laguage

[Mattisnt3D]

do i look fast the cat answers right away

[Sone4Ever100]

ANSWERS (1 meow to last meow) 4 35 BLUE To have a family THEIR BORN LIKE DAT KUHKAY?! Idk, I always end up biting YEAH! 27 Yep Death and Birth DUH In the center of a crowd. I guess Jesus created.. MOW?! In Japan Yes That shall not be known Old spice and everything nice ? ? Check In hell I'm sorry sir it's with Krabs Yeah Someone trusty Egg Soz I don't speak Spanish I don't speak backwards too NO CUZ IMMA WIZEEEE CAT

[avenancius]

:D hes sucha cocky lil guy :D me loves him :D may he rest in peace :D

[hiRebelution]

this is fuckin adorable. favorited for sure



[dranoel1963]

1:50 omg he speaks vagineer language also! OW MY GAAAAAAWD

[looloorex]

awww....RIP Ninji !!!

[devrinator]

The answer to every question was, "Open the door."

[Zublime75]

She looked really good for 20!!!!

rip little kitty :)

[KatieTV2010]

:) i am going to try and do that with my cat Misty!

[KatieTV2010]

:) love the video!

[700007123]

I tried to click the Like button but rating was disabled :(

[kourikamia]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO! Ninji is so cute. you must miss her a lot. my 8 year old cat just passed away. he was very talkative just like your Ninji...

RIP Ninji <3 <3 <3

RIP to my kitties... <3 <3 <3

[animefanker]

awww RIP Ninji.

[r0cket90]

awww i just want to hold the kitty x3

[TheThedoctor11th]

Obivously the answer is meow!

[LECyr4]

-where's waldo?

-in this closet

[Jspotstudieos]

is there a god neoooo

[Eliggett21]

I now know the meaning of life. MEOW indeed.

[misskorkad2]

-is there a god?

-nooo

[piguy314159]

The meaning of life is MEOW!

THAT is how "Hitchhiker's Guide" should have ended! Deep Thought spoke cat!

[LionGoddess1]

no to everything and I think "shut up already " and maybe some I don't know.. and the galaxy question.. yes.

[ahmedalex6606]

Dude:do i look fat?

Cat:you are more than that..

[ahmedalex6606]

i don't think she was answering.i think she said "SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT U ARE TALKING ABOUT!"

[ladan208]

,^^do i look fat^^, Yes!

[nevawrong]

probally lying about his age tho

[Mulitfrog]

'Where is Osama Bin Laden?' - oh past, how foolish were not to check his house - his gods damned house - first...

[Hayden7White]

This is sad

[careebaree]

@Hayden7White YOU ARE SAD!

[Hayden7White]

@careebaree I know its old, but DON'T YOU CARE!!!! IF IT WERE MY CAT I WOULD STILL MISS HER!!!

[careebaree]

@Hayden7White oh you meant that way, oh... I'd have to agree then, I was EXTREMELY CONFUSED because... gah, think of me interpreting your comment as...

hmm, like ahaah oh god this is awkward now,

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE

pathetic, meaningless, stupid - kind of sad!

ahahahah, TOTAL FUCKING MISUNDERSTANDING.

but yes, it is sad,

[Hayden7White]

@careebaree Although you seem like a nicer person than alot of people, tell me this why do people brag about peoples videos when they tried their best, why couldn't just give tips to others instead of foul language, it they didn't really like the video then why can't they just leave the page if they have nothing nice to say.

Also I know this ain't the right to ask and complain about people.

[Hayden7White]

@Hayden7White I meant right place sorry.

[Bigshot232]

why dosn't any one ever try reversing the cats meow. i did that with my 15 year old cat and learnt he was saying 'why' all along

[78Willow78]

'what's the meaning of life?' 'TUNA!'

[Melurigar]

oooh my god this is the cutest cat!!!

[thcatluvr]

MEOOW!!!!!!= Yes

[Karamel2233]

you mean "catonese" = )

[bigemugamer]

well, that answers alot of my questions :D

[hugywugy10]

what is the meaning of life?42

[KireyAudition]

"who cames first? the chicken or the egg"

"mee" xD

[MeanT241985]

1:30

"Where is Osama Bin Laden?"

"In heeeellll"

[mystical3900]

"should i check raise or fold?" Uhm, what about a call?

[brother776]

oooooww my cats the same :( shes getting on abit mayb i should do a vid like this too

[mario96gay]

the my cat have 3 years old and is same of this -_____-

[Whalesp00rm]

"maybe. maybe. maybe. maybe. maybe." XD

[RareVDO]

"I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW

DON'T BOTHER ME DON'T BOTHER ME DON'T BOTHER ME DON'T BOTHER ME DON'T BOTHER ME DON'T BOTHER ME PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF "

[cookeemunsterful]

is there a god that created the earth? meow.

that clears up so much confusion^-^

[Jerbod2]

1:27 - dead.

[TheCrazyNinjaPro1]

What color is the sky? "Brown" XD

[Hawkshadow49]

MORE TRANSLATION What is the meaning of life? Cat Nip. Are dogs evil? YES. Where's Waldo? Digesting in my stomach acid. Is there a God who created the Universe? The Easter Bunny and Santa. Who's on first? Go away. Where's the beef? Fridge, dummy. Did OJ do it? Who? Are there aliens living in another Galaxy? Yes... What is KFC's Secret Recipe? Pie. Which state is Springfield located in? You can go away now. Where is Osama Bin Ladan? DEAD. Do I look fat? Maybe... >:3 Sner bla sna bla e a o e? Pie.

[Hawkshadow49]

TRANSLATION: Alright Ningie. Can I ask you some questions? Um, No. 2+2? Figure it out yourself. 5X7? 35. What color is the sky? Look at it. Why do fools fall in love? 'Cuz they're fools. Why do birds sing so gay? Because we eat them. How many llicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? Count it yourself. If a treefalls and nobody can hear it, does it make a sound? Duh. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood? A lot. Got Milk? Yep.

[TenouHaruka0]

Mingie? Hahaha. Reminds me of the south park episode with Oprah.

[purpleyum95]

Osama Bin Laden is DEAD!

[KitsuneGIRL1111111]

The Secret of Life:

Mreeeoow

[shaggyscruffy]

i think all of those meows wer "shut the fuck up your annoying me, im obviously trying to walk away from you!"

[SilentStrikeMTA]

It just wants out of the room D:

[MsBooda77]

awwwww...so sweet....sorry for your loss......awesome questions btw!!!!!

[bigbadork]

She was older then me!

[deynq]

I love this cat! LOL

[ChemicalViruS004]

lol she's so cute

[gv2fox]

I LOVE this F*^#$* CAT!!!

[bilalmunir80]

B-)

[eevagirl]

Funny & sweet (-:

[ellynnnorasyieda]

20 years old? omg, she's looks like 10 years younger :)

[c00lGam3r12345]

i speak part cat he was saying yes, does he not no when to use it, Take him to school.

[lisajes7]

RIP Kitty :(

We miss u all.

I'm literally crying now.

[yelesoms]

Wheres Waldo? Cat: BEHIND THE DOOR!!

[blackcrowheart]

Aw. I had a tuxedo tabby named Lightning. She acted the same way. 1992-2007. I miss her.

[beastydool]

lol wheres waldo?

[thisissowrong9]

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!

[pci7763]

thats a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeerrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y smart cat

[sasukadanielle]

Cute. 

[januarymurray]

my cat is 20 also almost 21

[shadowkolo]

omg 20 years nice

[Lucariogamer14]

I just used my DSi to understand what you were saying backwards, and you said "Can you understand me if I talk Backwards?"

[JourneyToMars]

What was the question you asked after the Espanol question? It sounded scrambled.

[Lucariogamer14]

Why do I have to wait til I die and go to heaven to meet your cute elderly Cat. D:

[helenajesstarzak]

"Do I look fat?" - "Meaw - Yes"

[praxisnode]

yes i can speak cat language, unfortunately all he was saying was meow, which in spanish is piss, so in essence all he wanted to do was take a piss as you can tell from his frantic search for the litter box all over the room

[TheDragongal]

@praxisnode PISS PISS PISS! XD

[yoster39]

@praxisnode "what is the meaning of life?" "piss!"

[dillewil]

@praxisnode whats the meaning of life? '' piss '' where is waldo? '' in the piss! '' where is atlantis? '' in my piss '' uhm... sounds pretty ... weird and '' how much licks it costs to get to the center of a lollipop ? '' 100 piss's later ! '' ... creepy!

[angelpichu1]

@praxisnode lol got milk? piss

[blackrdknight]

R.I.P Ninji

i'm pretty sure she lived a happy and meanful life

[redlyon95]

24th fold. 25th dead in tarturs. 26th you didn't pay for anything!!! 27th the carmera's not pointed to you so i dont know!! 28th archie!!! 29th the chicken duh!!! 30th no habla espanyol! 31st wtf!!! 32nd under water you jerk. 33rd no there isn't!!!

[mmedefarge]

Some cats are just Bodhisattvas. ( I had one who died at the age of 19 after developing kidney cancer from poisoned cat food.) We're lucky to have known them. RIP.

[nirvanamag]

ohhh bless she is soo cute !!!!

[harleymaster64]

i swear the cat said 94 licks to the center of a totsie pop

[james123568]

cat is like leave me the fuck alone

[TheArases]

The answer for where Bin Ladden is was " You will never know"

[AdamX21198]

wait... where is waldo?? omg this is funny "where's the beef?"

[cookiecravingperson]

so sorry for your loss!!!

[lianimator]

Wait... where did she say Atlantis was??

[XxGretaKissesXx]

Noo, the cat said: Yes for some and when it came to the door part, he was like. "Aye, open you mudderbleeper!" Not really but something like that

[thesnyder2]

yep i do... the cat answered yes for every question LOL..... well, besides for the ones where he/she ws at the door, the cat said LET ME OUT let me out...

[AliceWhiteKS]

Puede usted, si entiende español? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

¿Entiende español? OK ;)

[bobohomania]

that sounds like titanic's song

[ayanishiki22]

Ummm...I could translate what your cat is saying. Here we go

"I F******* DON'T KNOW!!!!!!"

[coradob]

Veeery cute, I liked her fur

[Shinno1337]

Nooooooooooo resurrect this kitty she's soooo cute

[ams484]

it's so very difficult to lose a cat- r.i.p. ninji. she was definitely very sweet and full of knowledge.

[Mermaid1962]

You must really miss your kitty. :-(

[camaroman101]

so thats where waldo is!

[Kiwigal84]

awe she was such a sweety pie RIP Ninji!!!!!!!

[XeonProductions]

I love tuxedo cats, so vocal.

[11111111jws]

Outstanding! She can understand reverse language! She bi lingual, and knew where my refund went. God love her.

A MOST OUTSTANDING Kitty.

[BeresfordProductions]

RIP ninji

[koolvidkid]

lol!!! can u make more of these? and... a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood! and the egg came before the chicken, because a chicken is a deformed dinosaur.

[koolvidkid]

lol!!! can u make more of these? and... a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

[koolvidkid]

lol!!! can u make more of these

[redlyon95]

1st yea you can. 2nd 4. 3rd 35. 4th blue. 5th jeez how should i know?? 6th you just think that. 7th tons. 8th hell yea!! 9th who knows?? 10th no. do you?? 11th ??? `12th some. 13th dead you killed him in your sleep one night. 14th god?? 15th sure whatever you want the answer to be. 16th me you stupid human. 17th in your gut dumb ass. 18th maybe. 19th no you jack ass. 20th dont know. 21st minasota. 22nd ??? i believe you just asked the wrong cat. 23rd credit score?? wtf!!!! 2nd post

[LegoTaterTot]

sorry to here about your loss:( :( :( :( :(.... I had to let a cat go a couple of years ago

[ebeliz1114]

i am so so so so so so sory

[xxXuRRyxx]

so wise..

[homevidman1000]

i only counted 31 questions man, lol, but this was pretty funny

[codebreaker212p]

I love this cat, im so sorry she passed away recently. :(

[nojamesmypie]

If only we could speak cat...

[MaliceXinXchains]

I hate your voice...

[101spong]

oh no im sorry about your cat must be a hard time without your cat.:(

[IBartOnAir]

So... the meaning of life... is... "mew". DAMN YOU EINSTEIN

[Kylie66100]

you guys are stupid! the answers, obviously, are meow as the great and wise kitty said!

[MrMentallychallenged]

that means she died yesterday :( im srry for your lose

[8Axelfangirl]

Qdo i look fat? Ano, you ARE fat Qwho is the REAL fifth beetle? Aa scarab in egypt QWhich came first? Chicken or egg? Anone of the above Q(something in spanish) Ano Q(something backwards) Abackwards Qwhere is atlantis? Athe last place you'd look Qis there any question you can't answer? Ano ll E: 3 ll that's it :3

[8Axelfangirl]

D: she was put down YESTERDAY!!! TT_TT we will remember you forever...

Join Starclan in peace, clanmate.

Thank you for your wonderful knowledge you've given us.

BTW, I speak cat...

[8Axelfangirl]

@8Axelfangirl answers to questions; Q2+2 A4 Q5x7 A35 Q What color is the sky? A In your eyes, blue. In mine, violet. Q Why do fools fall in love? A Love is one of the few things this world hasn't completely tarnished Q why do birds sing so gay? A Gay used to mean happy, singing IS happiness Q How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsierool pop? A Why don't you try it? that's the answer Q If a tree falls and nobody can hear it, does it make a sound? A yes

[8Axelfangirl]

@8Axelfangirl Qhow much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? AAs much wood as the woodchuck could chuck QGot Milk? AYes, gimme sum :3 QWhat is the meaning of life? AWhat You and others want it to be QAre dogs evil? ANot neccesarily... Qwhere's waldo? AIn a striped shirt QIs there a god that created the universe? AWhat do you think? The universe is wide... no human will ever know. QWho's on first? AL from Death Note QWhere's the beef? Awhere there's cow

[8Axelfangirl]

@8Axelfangirl QDid OJ do it? ADid you do it? QAre there Aliens? AWe are aliens to them QWhat is KFC's secret recepie? AI get free chicken if I don't tell QWhich state is springfield located in? AIllinois QWhat is Springfields answer to a question that no one asked? ANyaah QWhat's a good credit score? Acats don't use creditcards QShould I check, raise or fold? AAlways check, then raise and finally fold QWhere is Osama? AWhere he is QWhere is my refund? Acats don't refund either

[GoneInRisk]

oh, i thought that would be the answer "MEOW"

[adj789]

cats don't meow like that in the wild so that suggests they really do talk to us 

[sweatgoat77]

RIP- Best wishes.

[NTea88]

RIP

She's so sweet :-)

I'm happy that she got so old (and wise) :-)

[himylove91]

she will be missed :(

[MimicofaMind]

This is adorable!

[matate727]

Ninji is old school.

[yueshalom]

Is just me, Or I think she said MIAU?

[Hazardf5]

THAT'S AMAZING. So cute

[RomanSedlak]

21 years thats awesome :) beautiful kitteh

[TheLimecat100]

i do

[TheLimecat100]

1.37: yes...

[TheLimecat100]

1.29: pie...

[TheLimecat100]

49: Chuck norris... 56: yes.

[AnnaMcVann]

My god, my cat is just like that. <3

[Newbpwng]

all his answers were "Jesus"

[PeopleSuckPeriod]

"Did OJ do it?" Lmao

[sweetpnai123]

this was uploaded on my bday

[travisspeedy]

Do I look fat?

Cat: Yyyeeaah.

[pianomags]

LOLs...I loved when she distinctly pauses before re-meowing in Spanish to puede vd. entender....

and the best one: Where is Osama bin Laden?" "Dunno.."

PLEASE tell me she's the one playing the Japanese whistle at the beginning?

[RabidRaccoonUK]

Cat: "Let me out!! I need to pee!! I need to pee!! I need to pee!! I need to peeeeeeee!!

[dillewil]

when u asked '' what color is the sky? '' she said a kind of meowing blue =O

[dragonfiredx555]

i now know kfcs secrets recipe it meoow

[woahXgirl94]

"why do fools fall in love" meow. o.o ... "how many licks does it get to the center of a tootsie pop" MEOW (wtf) O.O.

[xXxilikepianoXD]

ALL HAIL OUR NEW EMPRESS (Emperor) NINJI THE WISEST OF ALL THE LAND!!!!!!!!

[HotYaoiLove]

Oh my gosh your Kitty is adorable! She doesn't even LOOK like she's 20+ years old. :)

[KrillKrall]

tootsies taste gross :(

[mamba701]

the kitty speaks wisdom far beyond any feeble human mind...SO SAY WE ALL!!!

[panthercat38]

Awww!

[blackoreo124]

i think shes saying,"No. No. No." LOL

You know what question u should have asked?

You: Am I skinny?

Cat: No.

Lol im not saying that your fat its just a joke

[Squillionz]

Awesome. Our 16 & 1/2 year old Bengal did this too, except he had his amp set on 11. We lost him last March, and we miss him so much. What an awesome girl Ninja is!

[Borin81]

well she is circling the door, so...my cat does the same when he wants to get out, so, yeah she wanted to get out.

[itamax]

She's 20 years old? Wow o_O You must take really good care of her. =)

[TehUberZombie]

it's quite simple accually, she says no to every question exept to #26 - do i look fat.

[Bardlettt]

My cat heard me watching this video and is now meowing at me.

[2RandomGirls]

"What is the meaning of life?" "Meow!"

GENIUS :3

[lezleyroze]

Do I look fat? MEOW

[thatonegirl590]

OJ did it! lol