10 questions that every intelligent Atheist must answer

[NihilusFakie]

the truth to death and creation: the world will never know. becu theres simply not enough proof for one theory to overtake any other one!

[BATGbballa333]

Just because atheists don't know everything doesn't make us correct. Atheists don't claim to know everything while religion does. They reason people like organized religion is because it offers false answers and hope in a universe we know so little about. So what if the big bang and evolution are wrong (which the big bang most likely) as they stand now, does that make religion any more plausible? People need to find a real truth instead of blinding themselves to reality with religion.

[HoffGalibur]

...continues:

9. Some crazy human.

10. He wanted U.S. to have the oil.

[HoffGalibur]

1. Because people are stupid, and if there was a God, why would he have made people so stupid?

2. They don't. They pay money for their so-called customers to advertise them. Specially tv-psychics are as far away from real as possible.

3. The same answer as 1.

4. Again the same answer.

5. I don't even know who he is, but I'm guessing he was a psycopath.

6. Seriously, what?! If there was a God, why would they had raped children?!

7. Some crazy bastard.

8. Because he lives in modern-day U.S.

[TehBombIsKewl]

6 - Their own dicks. <3

[RFxZhaoYun]

If theirs no god, how did Barack Obama get elected?

[SuperCodeman23]

Americans are so ignorant when it comes to even the idea of God. Although most are aware that everything they are shown is whitewashed or outright fabrications, they still follow these same trains of thought. The God of Israel, is so holy and sacred, he is not to be called by name nor certainly joked and discussed in these manners. Only with the twisted American views would it ever come to that. Nothing in the US is sacred, nor does anyone treat God as sacred. It's shameful to say the least

[LaElizH]

@SuperCodeman23 There are many American who do treat God as sacred. America was built on the principle of freedom of religion so of course there will be people who don't agree or understand Christianity. When people don't understand something they fear it and try to make it seem stupid. Please don't be so narrowminded that you blame all this on America. Many Americans love God and many things in the USA are sacred, just not to everyone. God gives us the choice to believe. Dont blame America.

[ImmoralFlame68785675]

1.Americans are dumb.

2.Asians are smart.

3.Americans are dumb.

4.Americans are dumb.

5.His mommy.

6.Jesus.

7.Adolf Hitler.

8.Because of eating too much.

9.Adolf Hitler.

10.Jesus.

[nvr2late666]

Cheney told him. Bush was his bitch

[LefthandedLeftenant]

Lol. Got me there.

[CerebrumPedere]

damn, now I gotta go read my states constitution to see what the hell he's talking about.

[cmbdragon666]

1.He was voted for twice... there is no god...

2. Lies.

3. So theives are aided by god to steal money???

4.God would only be one viewer, unless you are saying that god is basically everybody... technically, that means only WE exist...

5.nobody told him, he was going for the insanity defense.

6.God wanted those children raped? Sounds like satan to me...

7. You are even more retarded then normal christians... :)

8.Why is the pope fat.

9.Arkansas...

10.9/11.... jerk christian.

[Thesexywhale]

Also, I love that there are people actually getting upset by this. Some people aren't very smart.

[Thesexywhale]

this is the best video.

[OneWhoHatesToSleep]

Can't tell if brilliant atheist or theist with a sense of humor

[BadUsernameIsBad]

First of all I just want to point out that the title of your video says "every intelligent Athiest" should respond but then in your video you say they everyone is an imbecile. Hope you don't expect too many answers. On a side note trololololomg nice one.

[C0DPLAY3R69]

Why not add if there is no god why did I make a penut butter and jelly sandwich!! :P

[fulinamon]

It'S aLl JuSt MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS bRo :O)

[disismaiemail]

1. that just goes to show there isnt a god looking over us.

2. they pretend to be psychic. They mostly use tricks and illusions.

3. Anyone can convince anyone to give them money if they are good negotiators.

4. Because it is the most know news channels know in north america.

5. His voices in his head. Crazy bitch. ;)

6. Little boys were their fetish.

7. conserverpedia is edited by man.

8.Cookies and Creme

9. Hmm. Im not sue but im going to say Arkansas politicians.

10. Dicks.lol that was fun

[wafle14]

Lmao

[SeeksRevenge]

The answer for basically 90% of this questions is either because people are stupid, or you just are an idiot without much of a life...

[gazurbeem]

1. fox news 2. make it up 3. begging 4. people are stupid 5. the voics in her head 6. see previous answer 7. people 8. dunno 9. look in your history book 10. see answer to qustion 5

[ODSTtherokie]

@candydeca8 George w. Bush lost the popular vote

[a23649]

1. Fox news

2. Make it up

3. He's a brilliant Conman

4. Dumb people watch dumb shit to get dumb ideas and do them

5. The Neural Receptors in his Brain

6. See Number 5

7. Homo Sapiens

8. He doesn't exercise enough

9. Hmm a tough one... maybe the People of Arkansas

10. Maybe George W. Bush did it, but just maybe...

[candydeca8]

1.The majority of the US citizen voted for him

2. through centuries and centuries of scientific research

3.Stein gave an unscripted economics lecture, relying on his own experience in economics for the movie Ferris Bueller's Dat Off

4. Because its a satellite tv companies that hires hot shot reporters who can give us as much info as they can

5.John Britton

6.never heard of that story, all i know is that a roman catholic created the Big Bang theory

[candydeca8]

7.the employees of conservapedia and they get paid to edit it

8. because he fucken loves food

9.the government of Arkansas

10. Bush decided that by himself apparently other gov't official agreed

[333lildemon333]

1.the people elected him...retards

2.their fake

3.their dumbasses/i dont fucking know ask him

4.BECAUSE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!! >:l

5.hmmmmm lets think about this...SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS BAD JUST LIKE THESE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6.OMF GIR R U KIDDING ME!?!?!?! R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

7.DUMBASSES LIKE YOU!!!!!!

8.I DONT FUCKING KNOW...BECAUSE THEY LIKED CAKE

9.hmmmmmm this is SO hard...PEOPLE FROM ARKANSAS

10.NOT GOD BECAUSE HE'S NOT REAL!!!

[Moustachecashstash1]

1. Stupid humans did it, not a stupid god

2. Psychics are superstition. Not real.

3. See Number 1

4. Lies appeal to the mind if they aren't seen.

5. No one.

6. No one.

7. Stupid people.

8. Genetics or unhealthy lifestyle.

9. People from Arkansas.

10. Not god.

[WWE4everful]

1. lies and spitting propoganda that all idiotic christians believe

2.psychichs arent real

3. he stoled it

4. propoganda and idiotic fake entertainment

5.no one

6.a religious leader or their idiotic mind in a way to cope with they are believing in a fake religion

7.idiots faking they know stuff

8.genetics

9.arkansas newbs

10.no one, he just wanted to invade a country thats worse off than we are

[frankleeseaux]

By the way... Psychics don't claim to get their answers from GOD... They claim to talk to dead people.

[frankleeseaux]

Continued v. 3

Question 9: Yup, gotta go with umega5 on this one also... A bunch of hicks, from Arkansas

Question 10: I'm thinking the two people who had the most to gain from the prospect did it... His father, and his partner, Dick Cheney.

[MrJihadJesus]

Georg Bush wasnt elected twice. In 2000 he was appointed by the supreme court, there is a BIG difference.

[frankleeseaux]

Continued v.2

Question 7: Ultraconservative, right wing, Christian, fundamentalist, extremists who are convinced they are sane and everyone else is the extremist.

Question 8: Possibly because his mother probably didn't eat enough, or often enough while she was pregnant for him, which, prenatally, conditioned him for a world of scarcity, and he was then born to a world of abundance. Of course, it could also have something to do with what he eats, and how sedentary his lifestyle is. Not done yet.

[frankleeseaux]

Continued v.1

Question 3: I'll have to agree with umega5 on this one... Retards can be the only explanation.

Question 4: Because religious people will believe anything. Gullibility is the hallmark of faith.

Question 5: His imaginary friend. Psychiatrists refer to that as a split personality disorder.

Question 6: No one. They were conditioned to it by vows of chastity, and then being placed in situations where young boys were the only ones dumb enough to fall for their lies and advances.

[frankleeseaux]

Since you are assuming you are dealing with imbeciles, you must assume that no one can answer these questions. But, I'll give it a shot anyhow...

Question 1: I'll assume he stole the election, twice, and wasn't actually elected by due process. Ya know? Since all the evidence points to that conclusion.

Question 2: They are playing a guessing game with the added punch of asking leading questions, and getting the victim to fill in the blanks. Gee, that one was easy.

to be continued...

[CrescentMoonRed]

Chuck Norris commanded these things to happen, but he had a cold one day, and that's why Bush was born.

[TehBombIsKewl]

Umega5 got trolled so fucking badly. You could tell from the music and the first question, this is a troll vid. DERP!

[Bigmarsh713]

I legit think Tebow is proof of God! He's such a shitty QB that there's no way he got to the playoffs without divine help!

[CruentusParvulus]

Lol, this is troll, guys. And funny too.

[Emlis16]

Yew all gotz trolled.

[inverteddouche]

@Emlis16 I find it hilarious that so few people got the point of this video.

[kaaatable]

1. satan

2. satan

3. satan

4. satan

5. satan

6. satan

7. satan

8. satan

9. satan

10. satan

[metallica04100]

@kaaatable lol

[FrankieSayRelaxxx1]

@kaaatable hehehe that made me lol. thumbs up.

[vashlor]

1. Idiots

2. See above answer

3. See above answer

4. See above answer

5. See above answer

6. See above answer

7. See above answer

8. See above answer

9. See above answer

10. See above answer

[upsonline098]

11. why are you asking questions that have no relation to atheists?

[andrewdrury1]

I'm quite certain this is just a troll guys.

[mishibishi52]

1. The country is considered "A Christian Nation" and everyone blindly voted for Bush.

2. Psychic's are nothing more than poverty Chris Angel's. Its all a mirage and a mind delusion.

3. Even an idiot can use persuasion. Ever hear of JESUS? Thats an example.

4. Fox is a very old and common channel, you can still get it free with no cable.

5. No one, she acted on will.

6.Again, acted on will.

7. Most likely Christians, or in beter terms, idiots.

8. Poor metabolism.

9. America.

10. Will.

[SuFamiChalmers]

1) Well, he was only "technically" elected once. He was voted in for a second term due to an irrational superstition that "You never change leadership during a war."

2) Through scientific experimentation and research.

3) Because some people are dumb enough to give him money.

4) Because most Americans are lazy with their politics and naive.

5) Schizophrenia

6) No one told them to do it. It's called Pedophilia

7) Idiots

8) Improper diet and lack of exercise.

9) Idiots

10) Oil and greed.

[szeilea]

coming from a christian, all these questions are just ridiculous and irrelevant. nice try

[elnoraemily]

1) Because people are retarded and the average IQ in this country is only 100. 2) They don't. 3) See answer 1. 4) 75% of America are Christian and the average 1Q is only 100. 5) Schizophrenia. 6) Pedophilia and sexual repression did. 7) People with an IQ under 100. 8) He's not fat. He's fluffy.9) Hicks. 10) Oh God, I have seriously been asked this by someone before....this was funny until now. All the cocaine from when he was in college told me.

[LivinLife82]

The majority of those questions ca be answered with 'dumbasses'. This video was stupid. Keep your faith to yourself.

[fortruestory342]

awesome video brother! keep gloryfying CHRIST

[EPICsathan]

1 Chuck Norris 2 Chuck Norris 3 Chuck Norris 4 Chuck Norris 5 Chuck Norris 6 Chuck Norris 7 Chuck Norris 8 Chuck Norris 9 Chuck Norris 10 Chuck Norris

[SuperMrAtheist]

ok number nine made me laugh out loud.

[miranda686]

1. Dicks.

2. Dicks.

3. Dicks.

4. Dicks.

5. Dicks.

6. Dicks.

7. Dicks.

8. Dicks.

9. Dicks.

10. Dicks.

[NRiverLawliet]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[RawSwedishMeatball]

Is this a joke, if not, is this guy seriously mentaly retarded? id vote for the latter, but im not sure.

[finecommathanks]

I'd say that the answer to most of these are some form of, "Because their is no god."

[timocool]

0. none of these questions have anything to do with god. 1. because a lot of americans are stupid; propaganda; well his first term already was conroversial... 2. They don't. They make them up. 3. who? 4.rednecks; propaganda; fear; heck, i even sometimes watch it to make fun of the crap they say. 5. noone did. 6. hehe. good one. probably the pope. no, they're just sick. 7. rednecks. 8. he likes to eat. 9.i have no clue :D 10. Greed. they had oil... and stuffs.

[ScootFlashbang]

These questions are so ridiculous that any educated atheist wouldn't waste their time on a propaganda brainwashed person such as yourself.

[timocool]

@ScootFlashbang It's a joke...

[Digg175]

Most of these questions ca be answered with "There are more Christan's" and "Mental Psychopathy" and a dash of both at times.

[quietus28]

1. Because there are no shortage of idiots in this country. (I would suggest this is convincing evidence that there is not a god).

2. This has been shown in other studies - psychics are frauds.

3. See #1.

4. See #1.

5. Psychosis.

6. All Catholics are pervs.

7. Morons.

8. Because he's can't put down the fork?

9. Probably inbred idiots.

10. His daddy. Or Dick Cheney. Take your pick.

[ProfObvious]

1 question that every intelligent theist must answer:

If there is a God, why did he let all those things happen?

[AR1STONE]

#1 the devil

[brenthud2170]

1. Retards.

2. Retards.

3. Retards.

4. Retards.

5. Retards.

6. Their dicks.

7. Retards.

8. Fried chicken.

9. Retards.

10. Retards.

[link6065]

8. *facepalm*

9.*bangs head against wall*

10. Okay you really are stupid...

[Lodatzor]

@link6065

I can't believe you took this video seriously.

It was satire, dude.

[link6065]

1. There is no God.

2. Psychics get there readings from vibrational frequencies and patterns. Usually requires a medium of some kind. Also this practice of "psychic" is condemed by the bible anyways. So again no God.

3. Banks have the right to poof money into thin air now days. Credit Cards are the easiest example. It's like a God but not quite. Therefore, no god.

4. It's because there is no god that we watch the news in the first place.If there was we wouldnt worry about the world so much.

[MisterRedstone]

trolololo

[deathray393]

Couldn't tell if troll or stupid until #5.

[FaggonDraggon]

the answer to all of these questions is that people make these things poplular because they are believing in the same thing, it doesnt have to be real, just like people vote for others on certain policies. this is dumb

[umega5]

1. Retards

2.They are all fake.

3. Retards

4, Lies and Propaganda

5. no1 did, he did that cause is a (insert answer 1 or 3)

6.The pope, or them self's

7.people

8. either genetics or he lives an unhealthy life style

9. A bunch of hicks

10. Dick Chaney and stupid fucking father.

[gravekeeper101]

@umega5 smartass answers to dumbass questions. lol

[umega5]

@gravekeeper101 yeah, Johnny Walker is a hell of an instigator.

[Phillthebodyguard]

@umega5 to be fair 10 Clinton already had paper in his desk when he left office of an invasion of Iraq

[mrbeastly2pimp]

@umega5 the answer to 10 is actually "god". the muslims hate us americans because they think were all christians and so to debilitate us they performed 9/11. thus, proving that gods fake. if he was real and great and loving and all that BS he wouldnt let something like that happpen. stupid christians.

[LaElizH]

@mrbeastly2pimp God is not some all controlling being who uses people like puppets. He gives us the freedom to choose what to do, and unfortunalty some people choose to do horrible and indescribable crimes. He does not cause bad things to happen but he allows them to happen so that we can learn to rely on him and trust that he will make something good come from a bad situation. 9/11 was a horrible event that makes me shake with anger to think of, and God cried when it happened.

[mrbeastly2pimp]

@LaElizH But the thing is the bible states that if you believe in god you will be granted forgiveness so a technically hitler could be in "heaven" right nowand god cried when 9/11 happened? thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard because by brainwashing his followers into thinking tht gays and lesbians are sinning has no soul so therefore he wouldnt cry if he is real hes the biggest hypocritcal douchebag ever.

[djkayomayo]

Damn my slow internet! I can't watch the video to answer the questions.. Is this God's way of telling me I should die?

[thisismy181]

i only saw up to question 3 before I posted that...

[thisismy181]

all these points prove there isn't a god...



[youbetzler]

I'll admit i got duped into thinking this was serious until question number 5... nice troll.

[whackthedog]

Chuck Norris. Next question?

[antiHUMANDesigns]

Luckily, most "intelligent atheists" realize that they do not have to answer this crap, and moves on to the useful questions instead.

[CanadianCreeperCrew]

Are you seriously comparing physics to religion? Wow.

[et0307982]

another time someone should have thought before they posted a video

[lolcattycat]

1A. Assuming he did it legitimately, there's legislation about how many times a president can be elected. Assuming that he didn't, he got his father and his brother on the situation. 1B. Also, people are batshit crazy! 2. They LIE. For money, too. 3. See 1B. 4. See 1B, assuming that it IS. But, it's not. 5. See 1B. 6. Their hormones. Also, see 1B. 7. People who are... 1B. 8. He likes food? 9. People who were... 1B. 10. Dick Cheney, because they are... 1B.

[CntthnkO15]

1. He cheated.

2. They are liars.

3. The convincee is retarded.

4. Americans are retarded.

5. You're retarded.

6. They were deprived of sex, so, in a way, the imaginary God forced them, sad.

7. Kill yourself.

8. lmfao

9. Again, kill yourself.

10. His dad.

[EamonOregan]

@CntthnkO15 are too stupid to realise he is being satirical.

[CntthnkO15]

@EamonOregan I know he is... You are the one who is too stupid to notice I was as well.

[STICHYZ]

Haha, well done.

[calmreason]

I was so gonna Pwn you!

[VidMasterZ]

This is obviously a joke.

[imthetank3]

This is hilarious, Porn is the Human way to say " Fuck you jesus, fuck god fuck your rules, you dont exist and im fucking without having babies =) *smiles at camera after huge nut* )

[MrClaytable]

either this guy is trolling or is mentally retarded

[Ghutom]

"If there is no god, how do psychics get their information?"

...from watching porn!

Watch it again and answer everything with porn and it makes sense. ó_ò

[legolasgreenleaff]

good joke ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[anticorncob6]

This is EASY for me! 1) He was God's lucky man. 2) God gives it to them. 3) God made people give him money. 4) Fox News was God's lucky station. 5) God told him to. 6) God made them rape the children. 7) God edits conservapedia 8) God made him fat as a punishment 9) God wrote that constitution 10) God told him to invade Iraq

[Scandinavian89]

bra gjort, satire är alltid underhållande.

[eui30]

This is so hilarious

Love the sarcasm

[esraretin]

its like if evolution is true then wht about angels ? its not joke i watched something like this

[esraretin]

lol

[Travis5857]

luck, scytzofrenia, blackmail, aired more often, voices in his head, hormones, idk, dna and eating habits, idk, the government

[vvvulpix]

This made my day, thank you.

[stlouisactor]

And here are the answers! 1, Treachery. 2. Psychics are frauds. 3. Dumb luck. 4. Fox pays cable providers to put their cable network on basic cable, the opposite of what happens with all the other networks. Many people can only afford basic cable, hence more people get their news SOLELY from FNC. In the end, it's just skewed numbers. 5. The voices in his head. 6. See No. 5. 7. Conservatives. Duh. 8. Bad diet. 9. Idiots. 10. See No. 5 again. Either that or Cheney.

[MindOfGenius]

WONDERFUL satire. Love it.

[freakontime15]

@angelwufflesyew i dont need to correct my grammar. i chose to put in so many ''dumb's'' and not use punctuation malks. does it bother you now, because im not capitalizing some letters in certain words?

[Mordo2008]

hahaha, now I'm a believer... all it took was a simple video...

[igratkransy]

1: There are more christians in the US than atheists

2: They can read people's minds

3: See answer 1, with addition that people are morons

4: See answer 3, with addition that men like boobs

5: A mongoose named sid who lives in china, of course

6: Their penises

7: See answer 5

8: Because of cheese tastes good

9: Mosey Malone

10: His McNuggets

[SuperAndroidTV]

lol

[FrankLightheart]

1. The Devil.

2. Microwave popcorn.

3. Sexual favors. Really good ones.

4. A black hole in the studio.

5. Ray Comfort's mustache.

6. The children were just asking for it.

7. Surprisingly, also microwave popcorn.

8. He has more than one mouth on his body, allowing him to eat and talk at the same time.

9. It wrote itself... from the future.

10. That popcorn is very active, I must admit.

[freakontime15]

@mcmoogol your freaking dumb

[angelwufflesyew]

@freakontime15 This was made for jokes

[freakontime15]

@angelwufflesyew i dont care this video is dumb, your dumb, and mcmoogol is too

[angelwufflesyew]

@freakontime15 Correct your grammar.

[Moppy1988]

obvious troll is obvious

[papoy1]

OMG I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!! XD!!!!!!!

[sergiuchirita17]

if there is no god , who created the atheists ? :D

[nmgscp]

#1 : The average Americans is imbecile; #2 : I ignore if psychics get any information at all; #3 : pass, I don't know Ben Stein; #4 : The average American is imbecile; #5 : pass; #6 : noone told them, they decided to do it by themselves; #7 : Some people that I ignore who they are; #9 : Who?; #10: Probably some people in the 19th century; #10: Maybe Condoleezza Rice.

[MsAgnosticatheist]

Question 3 answer: He's Jewish.

[TheChickenapple]

#5: he's fucking crazy

#6: just plain old fashion pedophilia

#8: that is completely irrelevant

and the rest can be chalked up to the easily munipulated and morons

[smileyking96]

great humor! Loved vid!

[KingSkullfuck]

This is the funniest thing I have watched in a while. 

[NefariousVirtuoso88]

lololololololo

[TheGorrack]

Is this guy a moron, trying to be funny, or just a troll. I really can't tell xD

[jfreakbol]

This is not funny.

[RandomBoardKat]

All of these questions are irrelivant to the subject but ill give it a shot...

1. He had ways of getting elected twice; money and being really decident.

2. Through atoms and electrons/ electron waves and the combination between the two in different masses.

3. Who the f*** is he?

4. That station has been on air for a long time and gives preaty damn accurate information.

5. Again, who the F***?

6. Where would you get that idea at?

7. Huh?

8. Same thing as #1.

9.People from Arkansas 10 LOL

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

@RandomBoardKat I lol'd at "accurate information"

[railroadtrash09]

The answer to #4 is simple.... Because MSNBC talks about FOX non-stop, and the curiosity gets the better of us all!  I have stopped watching MSNBC thanks to all the coverage they give FOX news...

[ddjrlikeshugz]

can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...

[curiousgeorge1940]

.... sorry Charlie ; If you ask a stupid question, then you can only get a stupid answer .... from stupid people .... like the ones who picked G.W.Bush the second time .... Proving that there is NO God !!!!

[UnseenAtheist]

1-10 answer: BACON.

[ImHereToTellYou1]

LOL! These questions can't be serious.

[Keeban3]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages

[bcjammer]

1. LOL good point

2. they don't

3. HAHAHA HELL if I know

4. wow good point man

5. HE WAS INSANE!!!

6. young boys is sexy

7. people with no lives

8. he chose to be?

9. inbreds...come on did I REALLY need to say it? Thought we all just KNEW

10. oil Mongols

[dentyboy117]

This is not really in good taste.

[TheAtheistTaco]

#8 made me lol, I love TJ xD

[father042]

stupid

[divinegod102]

O_O

[ProfaneRex]

fuck

[ChiefsandRedWings]

The answer to all of these questions is porn.

[kilbilly100]

@ChiefsandRedWings no the answer is better porn

[darkilustrisimus]

@ChiefsandRedWings I typed porn into google and... thank you.

[TheSnakeSalmon]

OMG this video touched my heart, my eyes are open, i have seen the hard evidence!!

[unlimitedchikara]

I converted

[kradrol]

it's about time someone made fun of that stupid video. it was just asking for public mockery.

[pussiboos21t]

LMAO - hysterical & brilliant !

[pussiboos21t]

LMAO  - hysterical & brilliant !

[MultiPaulinator]

This user is definitely an atheist. As a matter of fact question #8 makes me think this is one of TheAmazingAtheists's alt channels.

[Felsphar]

You all mad.

[psalm964]

Psalm 8:1 O Lord,our Lord,how majestic is your name in all the earth!

[puffdaddy104]

OP IS TROLL

[Keiranforreal]

If 'religious' people are judging you they're not practicing their religious beliefs very well. As most main stream religions in scripture are against mortals judging one another and persecution. At least we live now in a world where most of us can believe whatever we want and not be crucified for it.

Who do I give thanks to for that? There's so many... So I guess I'll just thank the One that is All. Seems simple a lot of religions devoted to one idea though makes it really confusing to some.

[TaoOfOkada]

1. Dumb people

2. The psychic hotline

3. He blew him

4. See #1

5. Now I'm having second thoughts

6. The little voice inside their little "heads"

7. Liberals

8. Increased fatness

9. See #4 and #1

10. Emanuelle Lewis of Webster fame

[grozde]

Funny and witty!

And with great music!

Well done, mcmoogol!

[TheStigma]

Interresting.. I don't know about god - but you are presenting quite a convincing case for the devil existing :)

[simlishcr0ft]

George bush was elected by the pure popularity of Bush. Everyone voted him spiritual world and from examining things not god he used his wonderful persuadingskills and his story was intresting that is the most watched because of popularity not god Bush wanted to. God wanst Paul jennings wanted to himself. He told himself Priests rape for the fun of it. Not because of god Conservapedia was edited by the editors TheAmaizingAthiest decided to eat more Bush wanted to invade