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  • Still never fails to make me laugh. x3

  • like. a. BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hank does walk weirdly... the internet knows, Hank. The internet knows.

  • That was so purposeful!!

  • Excuse me Hank, but whatever happened to your Neverftba channel? How many channels do you guys have?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! There are 5 that I know about... but I am sure there are more.

  • Without music it does look a ..lil... awkward :P

  • Just found this video...it was like getting a present from Youtube! :D

  • SWAG

  • Your face is amazing.

  • I just sat for five minutes straight laughing this. This. This is the definition of true pure beauty.

  • He looks like Jim Carey in this video. Maybe I'm on crack.

  • @PineappleRiot I don't know. He looked like Hank Green to me...

  • @PineappleRiot I feel you. I think it was the facial expression.

  • He looks so determined...

  • 5 people are jealous that they can't be that phone!

  • There was a bit you couldn't fit in, huh?

  • See, THIS is what you need to do to make people like and favourite :D

  • ROFL i litterly burst out laughing and wow! boy is that place fancy.

  • Coming soon.

  • Your parents must be so proud...

  • OHMYGAWDDDD!!! Im literally lolling!!

  • lol excellent!!

  • ....I was not expecting that.....

  • ::ded::

  • ROFL

  • Oh yes. Thank you Hank.

    Plus, that hotel looks amazing...

  • :D

  • it's kind of weird to see you with legs

  • I just gave thumbs up to a video promoting phone booth....something naughty. Is there a word for this?

  • He probably shouldn't have used the word "coming" in the description...

  • Hank just walked into an establishment looking like serious business...and humped a telephone. AWESOME!

  • that... that's beautiful. And I am so glad my mother is in the other room.

  • *giggle fit* I should be a 12 year old boy with the way I laughed at that!!!

  • I have never seen someone look so confident with humping a phone.

  • @blackroseNY now I know.And I can see why too.

  • Hank Green: Sex Icon

  • Hankydoodle! I love your shirt!

  • LOL

  • @blackroseNY I bet is The Katherine.

  • so good! :D

  • "With purpose" will forever replace "Like a boss" in my mind, now.

  • While I was watching this the Rock's theme tune came on my iTunes just as Hank entered the building. Epic.

  • If I EVER saw Hank Green walk into any building I was in ... I'd have a stroke ... LOVE YOU HANK!!!

  • Legend..

  • The determination in his eyes is alarming.

  • i will never get sick of this!

  • This made me laugh :)

  • Hank Green is my hero

  • "...a sneak preview of what's coming tomorrow morning." I think we all know you'll be coming...

  • Hank is the new Chuck Norris.

  • *falls over giggling*

  • Was that an antique phone booth! I nearly forgot what those looked like!

  • Man, you meant business as you were strutting to hump a phone booth...so focused. 10/10!!

  • BEST 20 SECONDS OF MY LIFE. EVER. OMG IT'S GLORIOUS.

  • i love the FACE. 

  • Oh man, I already am anticipating how uncomfortable this video is going to make me.

  • HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA. Instant favorite.

  • Your walk is kind of sexy...

  • LOL!!!

  • Oh dear god that's hilarious :D

  • your face just screams spiteful ten year old, it's quite magnificent.

  • @vazette, LOL!!

  • OMG... I really don't know whether to feel sorry for the phone or be jealous of it.

    That was one determined Humpy Hank!

  • We all laughed very hard at my office! I am still laughing! I think I am going to watch it again!

  • With purpose... ON A PORPOISE

    ( I really hope people get the joke and don't think I'm just weird )

  • i've seriously lost track of how many times i've watched this now.

  • Even though I knew what was going to happen, it still made me laugh.

  • Hahaha I could not stop laughing! This made my day!

  • i'm guessing both you and the camera person had trouble stifling laughter

    i mean, because i sure as hell would

  • @Gallifreak Orly? I feel jealous. C<

  • Who's filming him?

  • that looks so weird without music :/

  • Oh...Hank. You certainly know how to wake me up.

  • This is the most suitable title to anything ever

  • Uhhh, WTF??????

  • Humpy Hank. Redefining phone sex.

  • @Felicityhelix YOU WIN

  • @GregTess Oh sweet. If you hadnt said that I would never have known my comment was tops. It popped up in my email. Like.. awesome!

  • @Felicityhelix best comment ever

  • @Felicityhelix on behalf of all grammar freaks in nerdfighteria, i would just like to make one correction in your punctuation: "Humpy Hank: Redefining phone sex."

    it was bothering me.

  • @kickerr122 What bothers me is that you aren't using correct capitalization!

  • @heyitzjustme ....true.very true... John would be disappointed in me :(

  • Love those old school Transporter Booths!

  • I didn't realize you were that skinny before now.

  • lmao

  • HA HA HA HA! XD

  • Hank Green...WINNING...AND WON

  • I like how you closed the door .... a bit of privacy there? lol

  • @gogi1000 HOPEFULLY The Katherine.....

  • hahaha, this is an excellent thing to wake up to before work =D

  • Hank's facial expression as he walks in: "Like a baws." :D

  • I feel bad for the next person to use that phone... :S

  • That awkward moment when you want to make a call but Hank is humping the phone.

  • @MyaCafeine The awkward moment when you wait to use the same phone booth Hank humped.

  • I laughed pretty hard man... that was great.

  • Pffhahahaha I wasn't expecting that, I thought you were going to walk in and do something serious ... with purpose!

  • who filmed this? xD

  • @gogi1000 I hope it was his wife. :3

  • @gogi1000 Probably the Katherine. :)

  • great  xD

  • haha you humped my car today

  • Hahahahahhahhaahahahhahahaahha­hahahahahahahahahahah

    It was just the way you so nonchalantly walked in there :P

  • as soon as i liked it it said 666 ppl liked 1 person dislikes

    666 hank 6 6 6!!!

  • What fantastic way to wake up! :D Can't wait for the rest!

  • My goodness. And there's a whole video of similar content coming later! O.o

  • Hahahaha.

    Oh god, I'm embarrassed for you =P

    What you guys have to do for nerdfighters...

  • somebody brand new to this channel will not know what to think.

  • Oh my, he's got legs!

  • Can't wait to see the full thing. :)

  • He humps ... with PURPOSE

  • Hahahahahhahah, hwat a brilliant way for me to wake up!

  • This is the best thing I could of watched at 5:30 in the morning....

  • That just made my day. x)

  • This made my day!

  • hahahahhaa hilarious! I'm so excited to see the rest!

  • i thought he was going to pull a Doctor Who when he went into the phone booth.

  • @blue872872 You and me both :)

  • I give props to whomever filmed this, how hard was it to not laugh.

  • I feel sorry for Katherine. Lol jk your funny Hank!

  • Ahaha. I can tell that today is going to be a good day.

  • This just makes me glad

  • There is something very determined in his walk.

  • Because I am a nerd and it is 3 in the morning on my coast, I imagined Hank walking into the TARDIS and humping with purpose, then stopping to say "It's bigger on the inside." I am going to sleep.

  • @lessthanaduck lol mate xD

  • @lessthanaduck maybe because im a nerd and its 4:30 on my coast, but i cant stop laughing at that. The image is forever going to be stuck it my head.

  • @adorkableperson Let me know if an apology is warranted. There are worst images to be stuck in your head forever. Like Paula Deen riding Hank while he's being Humpy in the TARDIS.

  • amazing!

  • What does the door say?

  • @prettyhippie865 good listeners?

  • @jellostormcaller That's what I thought! Why would it say that?!

  • @prettyhippie865 ??? no idea! i found it vaguely amusing tho

  • @jellostormcaller When I saw the good listeners thing (at like three in the morning or so), I thought (with my extremely tired brain) why is the door complimenting us on our listening skills. I was amused by the complimenting door, too.

  • I like your commitment, sir. Bravo.

  • :D

  • HAHA!

  • now have watched 5 times, laughed hard every time

  • Next time: the confession booth

  • LOOOLLLLLL! SERIOUSLY?! XD

  • Hope you wore a condom. Who knows what kind of people have humped that booth...

  • One person clicked the wrong button

  • @Ladybuglisteners No, that was the phone somehow becoming sentient and making a YouTube account.

  • Bbbbb-rilliant

  • Favorited.

  • This is way to funny not to favorite it.

  • LOVE this!!! Saved to favorites.

  • The only thing I could think of was "LIKE A BOSS".

  • I keep forgetting that Hank is ridiculously tall.

  • Best. Video. Ever. Made!!!!!....... just sayin

  • 1 person is jealous of the phone.

  • @RayneyNight

    I am jealous of the phone.

    I mean what.

  • @RayneyNight Actually, 209 people are jealous of that phone.

  • @TJthetechie lol OK, well I am jealous of the phone too, but I was referring to the dislikes people

  • normally people have to press number keys to make it look like the person is humping.

    Hank making humping easier since 2009

  • And then I favorited

  • Keep pressing 9 whilst watching the video! :D

  • ...That's awesome. Also, slightly unrelated, that phone booth was awesome.

  • one person forgot to be awesome 

  • That determined look!

  • I am so psyched for the full video! :)

  • I see Hank in a completely different light after the birth of the Humpy Hank meme.

  • Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh.

  • who was the person holding the camera

  • Thumbs up equals very yes. :)

  • Sometimes, I think I need better role models. Thankfully, the feeling passes.

  • Well that's awkward

  • Why so serious? 

  • Despicable! Who has telephone booths anymore?!

    =Nerdfighter Math

  • you sir win the Internet

  • I am so freaking excited for tomorrow's video. let the humping begin.

  • I dont know if we should feel bad for Katherine since she probably had to video all of humpy hank

  • Those are awesome telephone booths!!