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@Felicityhelix on behalf of all grammar freaks in nerdfighteria, i would just like to make one correction in your punctuation: "Humpy Hank: Redefining phone sex."
Because I am a nerd and it is 3 in the morning on my coast, I imagined Hank walking into the TARDIS and humping with purpose, then stopping to say "It's bigger on the inside." I am going to sleep.
@adorkableperson Let me know if an apology is warranted. There are worst images to be stuck in your head forever. Like Paula Deen riding Hank while he's being Humpy in the TARDIS.
@jellostormcaller When I saw the good listeners thing (at like three in the morning or so), I thought (with my extremely tired brain) why is the door complimenting us on our listening skills. I was amused by the complimenting door, too.
Still never fails to make me laugh. x3
maahreechan 3 months ago
like. a. BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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christorthodox 4 months ago
Hank does walk weirdly... the internet knows, Hank. The internet knows.
Chasetherat2000 6 months ago
That was so purposeful!!
ThatOtherCaitlin 6 months ago
Excuse me Hank, but whatever happened to your Neverftba channel? How many channels do you guys have?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! There are 5 that I know about... but I am sure there are more.
26Staples 7 months ago
Without music it does look a ..lil... awkward :P
wolfstrokes 8 months ago 13
Just found this video...it was like getting a present from Youtube! :D
SmileyIfSinging 8 months ago
SWAG
NuckingFoob 8 months ago
Your face is amazing.
Spankymunoz 8 months ago
I just sat for five minutes straight laughing this. This. This is the definition of true pure beauty.
xSirUkeAsh 8 months ago
He looks like Jim Carey in this video. Maybe I'm on crack.
PineappleRiot 8 months ago 6
@PineappleRiot I don't know. He looked like Hank Green to me...
PersonalViperMan 8 months ago
@PineappleRiot I feel you. I think it was the facial expression.
x4812k 8 months ago
He looks so determined...
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TheENTERRAPTURE17 8 months ago
5 people are jealous that they can't be that phone!
djmsms13 8 months ago 8
There was a bit you couldn't fit in, huh?
Andy8Tran 8 months ago 10
See, THIS is what you need to do to make people like and favourite :D
yrpgullwings 8 months ago
ROFL i litterly burst out laughing and wow! boy is that place fancy.
emmabee11 8 months ago
Coming soon.
crunchygreengello 8 months ago
Your parents must be so proud...
Shoppiholic 8 months ago 12
OHMYGAWDDDD!!! Im literally lolling!!
rollinby 8 months ago
lol excellent!!
daddytech 8 months ago
....I was not expecting that.....
sunmoonstars415 8 months ago
::ded::
mollywobbles0928 8 months ago
ROFL
martnik 8 months ago
Oh yes. Thank you Hank.
Plus, that hotel looks amazing...
rethinkOURreality 8 months ago
:D
lolololliepop1 8 months ago
it's kind of weird to see you with legs
blackberry8319 8 months ago 12
I just gave thumbs up to a video promoting phone booth....something naughty. Is there a word for this?
doctornoise 8 months ago 3
He probably shouldn't have used the word "coming" in the description...
wootmonster92 8 months ago
Hank just walked into an establishment looking like serious business...and humped a telephone. AWESOME!
bandotaku 8 months ago 4
that... that's beautiful. And I am so glad my mother is in the other room.
amorninggirl 8 months ago 9
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TheLittleValentina 8 months ago 2
*giggle fit* I should be a 12 year old boy with the way I laughed at that!!!
SociologyGirl 8 months ago
I have never seen someone look so confident with humping a phone.
uncool95 8 months ago 11
@blackroseNY now I know.And I can see why too.
ALLCAPSfan98726 8 months ago
Hank Green: Sex Icon
ameritakushoujo 8 months ago 8
Hankydoodle! I love your shirt!
FamilySimFemale 8 months ago
LOL
singingbirds98 8 months ago
@blackroseNY I bet is The Katherine.
ALLCAPSfan98726 8 months ago
so good! :D
AmelieVonFerdinand 8 months ago
"With purpose" will forever replace "Like a boss" in my mind, now.
umbrellenth 8 months ago 5
While I was watching this the Rock's theme tune came on my iTunes just as Hank entered the building. Epic.
Smiler93 8 months ago 3
If I EVER saw Hank Green walk into any building I was in ... I'd have a stroke ... LOVE YOU HANK!!!
jcathomas 8 months ago
Legend..
TheTomWarp 8 months ago
The determination in his eyes is alarming.
88FingersEddward 8 months ago 13
i will never get sick of this!
HotDog1482 8 months ago
This made me laugh :)
SampritB 8 months ago
Hank Green is my hero
Patternforlife 8 months ago 5
"...a sneak preview of what's coming tomorrow morning." I think we all know you'll be coming...
lucklessluke 8 months ago
Hank is the new Chuck Norris.
philophos 8 months ago 5
*falls over giggling*
EditorKMP 8 months ago
Was that an antique phone booth! I nearly forgot what those looked like!
ollininvincible 8 months ago
Man, you meant business as you were strutting to hump a phone booth...so focused. 10/10!!
thesegirlshaveboobs 8 months ago 41
BEST 20 SECONDS OF MY LIFE. EVER. OMG IT'S GLORIOUS.
head2thasky 8 months ago 9
i love the FACE.
elfkwest 8 months ago
Oh man, I already am anticipating how uncomfortable this video is going to make me.
schlosserhogue 8 months ago 34
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA. Instant favorite.
mouseandelephant 8 months ago
Your walk is kind of sexy...
xNjaMx 8 months ago 10
LOL!!!
tatapagotty 8 months ago
Oh dear god that's hilarious :D
imanerk987 8 months ago
your face just screams spiteful ten year old, it's quite magnificent.
TelekineticKetchup 8 months ago 4
@vazette, LOL!!
MissApplefangirl 8 months ago
OMG... I really don't know whether to feel sorry for the phone or be jealous of it.
That was one determined Humpy Hank!
MrsSawbones 8 months ago
We all laughed very hard at my office! I am still laughing! I think I am going to watch it again!
tabtui 8 months ago
With purpose... ON A PORPOISE
( I really hope people get the joke and don't think I'm just weird )
vazette 8 months ago 3
i've seriously lost track of how many times i've watched this now.
siliodon 8 months ago
Even though I knew what was going to happen, it still made me laugh.
SpecialQue85 8 months ago 5
Hahaha I could not stop laughing! This made my day!
AddictedToOwls 8 months ago
i'm guessing both you and the camera person had trouble stifling laughter
i mean, because i sure as hell would
rosepetalears 8 months ago
@Gallifreak Orly? I feel jealous. C<
lemondrop5578 8 months ago
Who's filming him?
psyke51 8 months ago
that looks so weird without music :/
eashenyeah 8 months ago
Oh...Hank. You certainly know how to wake me up.
TheMissingSignal 8 months ago
This is the most suitable title to anything ever
ThatDeadHead 8 months ago
Uhhh, WTF??????
sharpie660 8 months ago
Humpy Hank. Redefining phone sex.
Felicityhelix 8 months ago 589
@Felicityhelix YOU WIN
GregTess 8 months ago
@GregTess Oh sweet. If you hadnt said that I would never have known my comment was tops. It popped up in my email. Like.. awesome!
Felicityhelix 8 months ago
@Felicityhelix best comment ever
redgreen1990 8 months ago
@Felicityhelix on behalf of all grammar freaks in nerdfighteria, i would just like to make one correction in your punctuation: "Humpy Hank: Redefining phone sex."
it was bothering me.
kickerr122 8 months ago 7
@kickerr122 What bothers me is that you aren't using correct capitalization!
heyitzjustme 8 months ago
@heyitzjustme ....true.very true... John would be disappointed in me :(
kickerr122 8 months ago
Love those old school Transporter Booths!
onyxman8 8 months ago
I didn't realize you were that skinny before now.
sweetfuckingchrist 8 months ago
lmao
TheGearsKeepTurning 8 months ago
HA HA HA HA! XD
angelwings1086 8 months ago
Hank Green...WINNING...AND WON
Patternforlife 8 months ago 3
I like how you closed the door .... a bit of privacy there? lol
MrKiR0 8 months ago 11
@gogi1000 HOPEFULLY The Katherine.....
Inukaino7 8 months ago
hahaha, this is an excellent thing to wake up to before work =D
oceansurferg 8 months ago
Hank's facial expression as he walks in: "Like a baws." :D
kobblinator 8 months ago 10
I feel bad for the next person to use that phone... :S
Gallifreak 8 months ago
That awkward moment when you want to make a call but Hank is humping the phone.
MyaCafeine 8 months ago 214
@MyaCafeine The awkward moment when you wait to use the same phone booth Hank humped.
Fellowshipofthening 8 months ago 5
I laughed pretty hard man... that was great.
Syaoran69 8 months ago
Pffhahahaha I wasn't expecting that, I thought you were going to walk in and do something serious ... with purpose!
JingleJoe 8 months ago 2
who filmed this? xD
gogi1000 8 months ago
@gogi1000 I hope it was his wife. :3
Syaoran69 8 months ago
@gogi1000 Probably the Katherine. :)
BecauseJustBecause 8 months ago 3
great xD
hansmustermax88 8 months ago
haha you humped my car today
NiftyTan 8 months ago 3
Hahahahahhahhaahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahah
It was just the way you so nonchalantly walked in there :P
beejhappy 8 months ago 9
as soon as i liked it it said 666 ppl liked 1 person dislikes
666 hank 6 6 6!!!
ipoddrake 8 months ago
What fantastic way to wake up! :D Can't wait for the rest!
Worriedwoodchuk 8 months ago
My goodness. And there's a whole video of similar content coming later! O.o
Gallifreak 8 months ago 2
Hahahaha.
Oh god, I'm embarrassed for you =P
What you guys have to do for nerdfighters...
Twefrence 8 months ago 5
somebody brand new to this channel will not know what to think.
jeaniebaby001 8 months ago
Oh my, he's got legs!
utkucavalier 8 months ago 2
Can't wait to see the full thing. :)
CleverestWitch2188 8 months ago
He humps ... with PURPOSE
TheDreamingMaya 8 months ago 6
Hahahahahhahah, hwat a brilliant way for me to wake up!
HelloMsAnny 8 months ago
This is the best thing I could of watched at 5:30 in the morning....
jcathomas 8 months ago 2
That just made my day. x)
SkullRAWR 8 months ago
This made my day!
MRdaBakkle 8 months ago
hahahahhaa hilarious! I'm so excited to see the rest!
ChickbabeC1 8 months ago
i thought he was going to pull a Doctor Who when he went into the phone booth.
blue872872 8 months ago 7
@blue872872 You and me both :)
Iginit 8 months ago
I give props to whomever filmed this, how hard was it to not laugh.
shimirabilis 8 months ago
I feel sorry for Katherine. Lol jk your funny Hank!
Elvindrummer13 8 months ago
Ahaha. I can tell that today is going to be a good day.
MeOnStuff 8 months ago
This just makes me glad
meerameeracat 8 months ago
There is something very determined in his walk.
marinashutup 8 months ago 2
Because I am a nerd and it is 3 in the morning on my coast, I imagined Hank walking into the TARDIS and humping with purpose, then stopping to say "It's bigger on the inside." I am going to sleep.
lessthanaduck 8 months ago 368
@lessthanaduck lol mate xD
simsxD 8 months ago
@lessthanaduck maybe because im a nerd and its 4:30 on my coast, but i cant stop laughing at that. The image is forever going to be stuck it my head.
adorkableperson 8 months ago
@adorkableperson Let me know if an apology is warranted. There are worst images to be stuck in your head forever. Like Paula Deen riding Hank while he's being Humpy in the TARDIS.
lessthanaduck 8 months ago
amazing!
pookalobster3 8 months ago
What does the door say?
prettyhippie865 8 months ago
@prettyhippie865 good listeners?
jellostormcaller 8 months ago
@jellostormcaller That's what I thought! Why would it say that?!
prettyhippie865 8 months ago
@prettyhippie865 ??? no idea! i found it vaguely amusing tho
jellostormcaller 8 months ago
@jellostormcaller When I saw the good listeners thing (at like three in the morning or so), I thought (with my extremely tired brain) why is the door complimenting us on our listening skills. I was amused by the complimenting door, too.
prettyhippie865 8 months ago
I like your commitment, sir. Bravo.
splicegrrl 8 months ago
:D
r0r0rainb0w 8 months ago
HAHA!
mattjsrules 8 months ago
now have watched 5 times, laughed hard every time
OhyaaAlix 8 months ago
Next time: the confession booth
MrAschLee 8 months ago
LOOOLLLLLL! SERIOUSLY?! XD
SpellboundSama 8 months ago
Hope you wore a condom. Who knows what kind of people have humped that booth...
Nickompoop 8 months ago
One person clicked the wrong button
Ladybuglisteners 8 months ago
@Ladybuglisteners No, that was the phone somehow becoming sentient and making a YouTube account.
jamesinburiton 8 months ago
Bbbbb-rilliant
HilarityEnsued 8 months ago
Favorited.
maahreechan 8 months ago
This is way to funny not to favorite it.
eternalights 8 months ago
LOVE this!!! Saved to favorites.
playyaplay 8 months ago
The only thing I could think of was "LIKE A BOSS".
xemily91 8 months ago 2
I keep forgetting that Hank is ridiculously tall.
raisalin 8 months ago
Best. Video. Ever. Made!!!!!....... just sayin
smcgaff222 8 months ago
1 person is jealous of the phone.
RayneyNight 8 months ago 217
@RayneyNight
I am jealous of the phone.
I mean what.
I4gotmyMANTRA 8 months ago
@RayneyNight Actually, 209 people are jealous of that phone.
TJthetechie 8 months ago
@TJthetechie lol OK, well I am jealous of the phone too, but I was referring to the dislikes people
RayneyNight 8 months ago
normally people have to press number keys to make it look like the person is humping.
Hank making humping easier since 2009
bubbles4114 8 months ago
And then I favorited
13mmJackel 8 months ago
Keep pressing 9 whilst watching the video! :D
PrincessFrany 8 months ago
...That's awesome. Also, slightly unrelated, that phone booth was awesome.
Likeflames 8 months ago
one person forgot to be awesome
dolphin64575 8 months ago 5
That determined look!
NothingNearly 8 months ago
I am so psyched for the full video! :)
ThatTheatreFreak 8 months ago
I see Hank in a completely different light after the birth of the Humpy Hank meme.
Hydrantchan 8 months ago 5
Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh.
KellanLikeWhoa 8 months ago 2
who was the person holding the camera
MrGaberthegamer 8 months ago 4
Thumbs up equals very yes. :)
PinkeySherbet 8 months ago
Sometimes, I think I need better role models. Thankfully, the feeling passes.
IreneAdlerCrazy 8 months ago 8
Well that's awkward
MissApplefangirl 8 months ago 2
Why so serious?
animeotaku 8 months ago
Despicable! Who has telephone booths anymore?!
=Nerdfighter Math
MathsVlog 8 months ago 3
you sir win the Internet
ayumihamano 8 months ago 3
I am so freaking excited for tomorrow's video. let the humping begin.
annabellatheartist 8 months ago 3
I dont know if we should feel bad for Katherine since she probably had to video all of humpy hank
nicballetstar 8 months ago 8
Those are awesome telephone booths!!
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