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  • im gonna take a shit

  • I feel like I just watched the whole movie again

  • Sped up and Pan 'n' Scanned

  • @Ixnas No, very much manually recorded all the words from a then VCR copy of the movie one at a time, then edited together. I would not do this again - took way too much of my time!!! :p

  • @VauxhallViva1975 Yeah, back in the day almost all VHS movies were pan'n'scanned and sped up a little to match the TV framerate. Must have been a shitty job ripping the Fs from VHS :P

  • @Ixnas Oh, I see what you mean, and you are quite correct. And yes, you are right again - I don't think I will be doing this again!!! :D

  • imagine a video like this with GoodFellas

  • @chevypillow247 I'm sure there is a version on YT...

  • @VauxhallViva1975 what is YT?

  • @chevypillow247 YT = YouTube!!! :)

  • Hu... what does Fuck mean again? lol

  • every fuck a fucking drink :D:D!! and youre drunk after 10min :DXD

  • @ForADollarTwentyFive You wouldn't want to use this version as a drinking game - you would not be able to down them fast enough!!! :D

  • 225 fucks 1 shit

  • 2:36 is the best part.

  • can i get subtitles?

  • "Well ima mushroom cloud laying muthafucka, muthafucka!!!"

    god i love you sam.

  • This is a good list of all the fucks I don't give.

  • Even muffled, we all know what Marcellus said at 1:50.

  • @spjfrat Heh heh, yeah... ;)

  • this should be a song.

  • @dedem1315 LOL! :D What song do you suggest? Perhaps I could remix the sound. ;) ;)

  • I was still able to get the whole premis of the movie haha awesome.

  • It should have said "Written by Quentin Tarantino" at the end. XD

  • you a smart motha fucka thas right :P

  • I LOVE the part at 2:56 - 2:58

    "Mothafuckaz and mothafuckaz" <3

  • @MrAdem13 264 times, but in reservoir dogs fuck was said 272 times

  • OMG! DID THE MAKERS OF THE MOVIE NOTICE THEY HAD A GIZILLION FUCKS?

  • 0:18 motha fuckin' motha fucka you know what i'm sayin?

  • The movie makes so much scene now, i understand it.

  • Nice work!

  • Fuckin house fuckin up the way a nigga talks. That is one hell of a house.

  • no one says fuck like Samuel L Jackson

  • Fuck.

  • There are so many fucks, that you can actually get the plot by only watching the fucking short version!

  • This fucking shit is what fucking makes me laugh my fucking ass off.

  • fuck!

  • 1:57 samuel l jackson :DD

  • OH, I probably shouldn't have watched that with my "three" year old son 0_0

  • @Olegsha777 Well if you didn't want so many fucks used in a way that are just used angrey and just wanted alot that is still funny in such a way that its not so angry like. Why didn't you go for that Animatied film that had 399 swears altogether which is still less then Pulp Fiction if you count the F Bombs and this wierd Cluster bomb animated film Im talking about has a song about Uncle F***ers and a sub plot where one of them has to find a huge talking Clitoris in order to win his love back.

  • Vincent: She's fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck!

    Other Dude: What?

    Vincent: fucking fuck fucked fuck fuck fucks!

    Other Dude: Oh.

  • i can hear 'pumpkin'

  • I found this novel called The Suicide Game that feels like a Tarantino movie and even has a character that seems to be Tarantino himself. It features a black hitman, a murderous priest, and a gay phone sex operator. I downloaded it for free at smashwords . com and it was awesome.

  • This is the whole movie isn't it?

  • if i had a nickel........

  • Fuck.

  • lol bruce willis 1:25 XD

  • can we get a fucking fuck count?

  • fuck

  • wow this actually summarisess the movie really well

  • samuel l jackson is holdig most of the "fucks" and 90% of "motherfucker"

  • Aww man... this is the G rated version...

  • fuck

  • seriously, why do they put this on broadcast tv? it turns into a comedy...

  • Motherfucking motherfucker

  • HAHAHHAHA, i love how they say "fuck" in different tones: fuck fuck you fucked, FUCK FUCK!!! FUCKIDY etc

    but for marcelas wallace at 2:13 :

    "....mother fucker............mother fucker"

    looooool

  • Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... I'm gonna take a shit. :D

  • What the hell man, you missed like 11 "Fuck's" in the whole shot marvin in the face scene.

  • @gevergeverisreali Yes I did. Others have mentioned it before. ;)

  • @VauxhallViva1975

    then i'm sorry

  • @gevergeverisreali Don't apologize - you(and many others!) are quite correct to point that out. :)

  • it was the short version? lol ohh fuck

  • @sarokcsiszolo Well, semi-short version then. :D :D :D

  • Hilarious at 1:25-130

    and at

    1:43-1:46

    

  • Even Jewels' wallet is swearing. 

  • 1:50 :D

  • The best part is that this doesn't even contain all usages of "fuck."

  • Love Walken's completely random and collected

    "...gook... DAMN... ass... ass... ass"

  • It really says something that even with just the "fucks" this vid mostly tells the whole story.

  • 1:21 - 1:32 When White Men Curse!

  • well, my favorit part is when he says Fuck

  • how many fucks are this.

  • this movie must have been pretty fuck to make

    *fun

  • Your a smart motherfucker

  • fucking 250 times? mother fucker

  • You missed the fucks after Marvin gets shot.

  • @Stiny114 I sure did. You're not the first to notice that!!! :p :D It has been pointed out by many here... My mistake.

  • @Stiny114 Fuck!

  • lyrics to this:

    Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck mother fucker mother fucker fucking fuck....

  • ONE OF THE BEST EDITED MOVIE CLIPS EVER

  • 2:33 this made me laugh soo hard

  • There is a limit to the amount of abuse that i will take jewls. Ok and all im sayin is that im a racecar right now ok and you got me in the red and all im sayin is its not good to have a racecar in the red ok i could blow....Oh you could blow?......Yea i could blow......Well im a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfucker. And every time my hand touches a piece of brain im superfly TNT im the guns of the navarone.

  • @thewardiam This was the first time I heard the term "Mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!" - I remember it was a ROTFLOL moment! :D

  • "jules, you give that fuckin nimrod 1500 dollars and i'll shoot him on general principle"

    i love that line :D

  • @guguigugu Yeah, one of my favourites too! :)

  • I like the part where he said fuck.

  • I would never put a piece by my piece like they do at the end. Fuck

  • More fucking in this than Scarface. LOL

  • I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.

  • Samuel L. Jackson FTW

  • I'm fucking look what the fuck you think I'm doin'?

  • Fucking A that was mother fucking awsome, MOTHER FUCKERS

  • 20 fucking fucks don't know how to fucking hit the fucking thumbs up, motherfucker.

  • I like the part where the black guy gets raped!

  • Awesome!

  • It'd be great if conversations in real life went like this.

  • best mother fucking video

  • we can almost understand the whole story

  • :-)

  • Mutherfuka

  • 1:23 is my favorite fuck part from pulp fiction.

  • 1:23

    

  • fuck

  • Quentin Tarintino can't FUCKIN act.

  • @staggaz32

    Thats true,some of his movies are good,but he is a horrible actor.

  • 20 people don't give a fuck...

  • I love this movie so much.

  • needs more fuck

  • ♫525,600 f-bombs♫

  • I think he said fuck at 2:03? Idk maybe i'm just hearing things...

  • Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking master! ... ... -Awkward silence- Fuck you

  • HEY! Watch your fucking mouth!!!!

  • i think he said fuck

  • Does anyone else here think that black people are spoiled rotten because of Martin Luther King Jr. and his stupid black people rights?

  • @SodaLover2 This post is likely to cause some reaction. I approve it so as not to be accused of censoring posts, but I for one don't think blacks have any more rights then whites do. I am white, BTW... I will delete this post if others deem it inappropriate.

  • @VauxhallViva1975 You're not going to argue with me?

  • @SodaLover2 No.

  • @VauxhallViva1975 Dammit! You got me! I give up. Sorry.

  • @SodaLover2 omfg you're so evil!!!111

  • @VauxhallViva1975 what duh fuck nigga? I'm a mushroom cloud layin mothafucka, mothafucka. Fuck his shit up.

  • @SodaLover2 troll

  • @kidewinks Yes, I thought as much too... :)

  • @VauxhallViva1975 Way to go, Vaux. *hands you a cookie* Starve a troll. Save a faerie. XD

  • @SodaLover2

    Blocked troll

  • @SodaLover2 SOME black people. when SOME black people are told no or accused of something wrong they say "oh ur racist" by no means are all people spoiled in this way. black rights wasn't stupid, if it hadn't been done blacks would still sit in the back of the bus and use different bathrooms. u have a good point, but u just put it a bad way

  • @SodaLover2 First of all the correct term is Civil Rights and it might benefit you to take some time and read about a little period in history known as the Civil Rights Era.

  • fuckfuckfuckfuck MASTA 

  • BEST F*CKING MOVIE EVER! AND SHUT THE F*CK UP!

  • I'm gonna take a shit! Oh, I just can't stop laughing...

  • All I will say is...

    "Goddamn, that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake.

  • Modafucka.

  • ....any one count?

  • I pretty sure one of these "fucking's" is a "If I can".

  • fucking fucking fucking fuckiiiiiing fucking fuck! you know what I am saying?

  • Nobody can say fuck like Sam fucking Jackson.

  • Fuckin LOLed!

  • Killer short version should have called: Fuck Fiction !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "well i am a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker"  hahaha u dont come across sentences like that often lol

  • The transition from :25 to :27 is hilarious

  • that's a FUCKING good movie haha

  • What's interesting is that the movie contained four times as much "fuck" as the script... meaning most of this is ad-libbed.

  • @Xemnas677 I did not know that! :eek:

  • @Xemnas677

    That's one big fucking load of fuck

  • @Xemnas677 Really? Where'd you find the script?

  • 0:42

  • The word may be said over 100 times, but Samuel L. Jackson is the one who says it the best!

  • My mother would have a heart attack from this hysterical video.

  • The bit where Marsellus is crossing the road, sees butch and says 'motherfucker' is brilliant

  • @ASBOMAN - Another of my favorite bits in this movie. Also loved the Simpsons version of this, where Wiggum says "Hey, I know you!"(22 short stories about Springfield).

  • ne one woulda thought they were sayin "fuck"

  • LOL, nice!

    i missed the "pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car" line tho '-'

  • @Kouma013 - Yes I did - well spotted. :) I missed all the ones in the car with Marvin too...

  • Muthafucka

  • You can follow the movie by watching these. Fuck you Lance, answer.

  • 19 people doesn't like fucking (:

  • im gonna take a shit!

  • Goddamn that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake! One of my favourite lines

  • @AHafan1 Yep, love that line too!!! :)

  • Fuck

  • Motherfuckin' motherfucka. Y'know what I'm sayin'?

  • Who the Fuck are the 19 fuckin' people who don't like this fuckin' shit? 

  • @ignezz Fuckin' who the fuckin' fuck are the fuckin' 19 fuckin' people who fuckin' don't like this fuckin' shit, mothafucka?!

  • (long pause)... mothafucka

  • You can fuckin see the whole fuckin movie just with this fuckin fucks :D Thumbs up if you fuckin agree

  • nice fuck'n work vaux

  • wow

  • this is a damn good milk shake

  • If you think THIS is incoherent, check out the censored version.

  • I want to see the cleaned up version made for television. "*Screw* you!". "We don't want to *mess* your *stuff* upl" "Do you see a sign that says dead *body* storage?"

  • did you count al them?

  • The most powerful "Fuck" ever @ 0:33

    Ving Rhames is the shit...

  • This is what Bruce willis wood be like if he was pissed off at a video game lol

  • Well my calculations may not be correct judging that they said "Fuck" really quickly at some parts but I got 212 Fucks.....

  • some one make a fucking short version of the ref plz

  • Did anybody count the "Fucks"