Ask A Ninja - Question 13 "Ninjas Hate Clooney"

[KylerAsz]

I like your Jedi lightsaber, oh wait, that's the like bar...

[ViperVenom]

lol

[62nstar]

im da perfect storm

[62nstar]

im da perfect storm

[EpicCaboos3]

watching is 240p like a boss

[cinemaspaz]

All dudes?

What would we ever do without Morgan Freeman?!?!

[mutalord]

SMOKE

BOMB

SMOKEBOMB

DOODLY DOOT DE DOOT

[12dogsandy]

like american dad

[TheNitroglass]

hes right people should die in real life if they die like in a movie or tv show, like justin beiber in that csi episode :)

[etrinh00azn]

"she was all like 'QUSHHHHCK' You know? a real diva!"

LOL

thumbs up if you hate it when ppl comment quotes from the video

[TheShadow5522]

doodly do de do

[titenite88]

Smoke....bomb.....smokebomb!!

[titenite88]

smoke...bomb....smokebomb!

[9ToeNinja]

ninjas are so cool

[9ToeNinja]

ninjasssss

[charryblossomful]

I like his acting and what do ninjas think of Bruce Lee

[hendrikmarine]

i think he's an awesome actor

[GmodMan1000]

DOODLY DOOT DE DOOT FUCK STOP REPEATIN'

[Schermionie]

"If you look closely at George Clooney, he's actually still alive."

xD

[theundeadchrist]

look up the boone county ninja, i wanna know if hes legit in your eyes

[Nilyentaraka]

"Then I dehydrated her with a Dead Sea smoke bomb." BWAHAHAHA!

[GladysOrla]

holiday dating site # lushfmlk.info #

[JayPin9]

"smoke bomb

smokebomb"

[MyUsrNaMeSuX]

@JayPin9  dodily dodily doot

[ArnulfoSalgado]

113 assholes got ass fucked by Clooney

[gytdoo]

I demand a doodly doot de doot ringtone.

[NaaGhir]

Can't someone bring all the questions into a dvd or something? That would be awesome. I would buy it for sure!

[Viper718xx]

@NaaGhir Actually the Ninja did make a dvd of the first 30 questions plus the first 10 special deliveries. You can go to his website at ninjamartstore. com/askninjadvd. html

[Viper718xx]

@NaaGhir Ohhh, and obviously, remove the spaces between the periods and the next letter

[yohie1]

Charlize Theron... yea

[josh67220]

CHUCK NORIS VS.....a ninja

[MrPwnBlog]

... i really hate this intro lol

[buffyG347]

what else do ninjas hate please tell me

[Hipponinja904]

@buffyG347 cheesecake

[Missykicksassdude]

@Hipponinja904 LIES!!! Ninjas must love cheesecake!

[jwebb232]

The Perfect Storm looks forward to killing George Clooney very soon!! :D

[murphy13295]

Renee Bellringer LOL

[hijacker1o1]

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[ivanixo]

@hijacker1o1 :)

[samsta10000]

you say i hate George Clooney and ninjas are awesome?

[AaronLeadVocal]

What about pokemon?

[TheEvilNekoSable]

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? was George Clooney's best work.

[Codsrock]

smoke bomb...hhahjaha why does that make me laugh. ...hahaha

[MacApple10256]

smoke bomb smokebomb!! doodely doot dee doot!!! I LAUGHED MY *SS OFF!!

[Lisabear33]

haha thanks for ruining the end of syriana for me ninja sir! lol

[420native420]

uh oh dont talk back to ninjas! your probably already dead :(

R.I.P. Lisa

I didnt know you at all but you seem like a nice person

[Lisabear33]

^^rofl

[PheonixVSLeviathan]

best ending ever

[sicsyde07]

smoke bomb

lol

[bobhornagie181]

Classic Internet :) I used to LOVE this!!!

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

omg i use to love this to :3

[ShaynahHop]

Renee Bellringer hah

[jel217]

"and then I dehydrated her with a dead sea smoke bomb"

[HPMatthew]

the ending was the electric company

[Lupirio23]

This is the biggest WTF episode ive seen so far...The Ending was truly worth it XP

[saintsrulz]

@Micahspadacciniifyc i love you boo

[gazkwak]

Omg

He's totally right about Zhang Ziyi. <3

[wilford67]

XD love that "Smoke ... Bomb... Smokebomb. ... Doodly doot de doot"

[evilmaniak6]

lmao

he tried to get a guest spot on facts of life hide in mrs garrets cleavage XD

[ateat2]

DOODLY DOOT DE DOOT

[Brakeheart]

aaah you beat me to it! xD

[Addicted0oo]

Smoke....Bomb... Smokebomb xD

[h4ku89]

What about all those ninjas killed by Jean Claude Van Damme in "American Ninja"?

[kendallseuss]

jean claude van damme wasn't in american ninja

[h4ku89]

Yeah, sorry... it was Michael Dudikoff. I dunno why, all those "karate movies" remind me of Van Damme xD

[BloodBukkake]

jean claude van damme never played in american ninja it was micheal dudekoff

[omfgitspyrogirl]

LMFAO!

"and Renee Zellweger"

[Majutsukou]

"He could perform 39 plays of Shakespeare in less than an hour...BRILLIANT."

LMAO

[NexusDarkworld338]

so could I, but it would suck and a heart attack would most likely follow ;)

[SnackytheHedgehog]

smoke! bomb! smokebomb! doodly doot de doot! XD

[bogosavljev]

Lol he is funny the end is the best XD

[metal4life1991]

lol the end was the best

[Kagura95]

lol. Amazing! XD I love the last part! "Doodly do deedo!" XD

[shraddharimal]

great video

[omgwtfbbqbacon]

ROFL

smoke+bomb

smokebomb!

doodly do deedo

XD ROFLMAO

[WiShOfPain]

nice headshot of perfect storm...i think he got something between his teeth

[FlashHawk4]

What about Chuck Norris? I thought he was a ninja!

[lordofchaosrb]

cowboys will never be ninjas lol

[leiellla]

@lordofchaosrb like i tell my ninja apprentices, ninjas and pirate can only agree on one thing. and that one thing is: cowboys suck.

[xirta1]

lol imagine a chuck norris kubie XD

[pikmintalis]

his not but his just as good as 1

[prettycolors2]

I can't get the theme song out of my head...

[DanTehSamuraiMan]

PLEASE kill Clooney ASAP.

[RyuChief]

wahah, everybody that dies in a movie should die in real live! XD

[Kashida53218]

hahaha! upside-down-ness!!!HIIIIIIIIII­III

[snakesrcute]

youtube april fools

[xXEmoRagdollGreyXx]

smoke+bomb=smokebomb rofl xD

[jennywwefan101]

Is he ever gonna make videos again???!

[mercury2980]

that last little bit was definately the best

[SuperTuffPurplePuff]

SMOKE! BOMB! SMOKEBOMB! doodley doot de doot! lol that was friggin hilariousss

[HeronPrince223]

what is that called with the smoke...bomb....smokebomb? Wuts the name for it?

[Tubz101]

lol yeah charlize theron, he's def right bout that 1

[doonman008]

lol at GaaraLova123 comment thing...

i am not afraid because shes gonna kill me with a "nife"....k?

[larhonda41]

ick! death of a salesman XP

horrible play

killing everyone is an excellent improvement

[behindthewallsleepin]

smoke.. bomb.. smoke bomb!

hahaha

[MusicParodyParty]

bwahahaha the ending was funny.

[nahunjin]

lmfao@smokebomb!!!!i read the comments and didnt get it.... then the last 3 seconds made this video worth it for me lmfao@smokebomb

[Muton0]

lol! "smoke-bomb..smokebomb!" "Doodley-doot-de-doot"

Cracks me up!

[Ari721]

"George Clooney has never actually acted. He's given lines and he says words"

LOL

[badman468]

Lol SMoke-Bomb.. SmokeBomb! doodley doot-y doot!

[d00drachick]

hmmmm... so a ninja failed to kill someone?

[TraciPeteyforlife]

it had to have happend at some point. maybe Clooney has ninja bodygaurds.

[Allthatisrock]

How does he get away with this sort of stuff?

Oh yeah, hes a ninja.

[SuperJBTwilight]

rofl!

'doodley doot-y doot!'

[ismite123]

lol everyone hates clooney. i thought he promised us he would move to canada if gw bush won the last election.

[XXmcdudeXX]

luv the movie perfect storm

[razzjets94]

lmao its so random smoke bomb smokebomb

[jjsims85]

the smoke bomb thing was a parody of the "electric company" bro was an 80's thing

[potodueser]

What's with the Smokebomb, doddley doot de doot thing? Hilarious!

[zach345621]

electric company parody . . .

[Ultimatestrife]

Wow, totally loved the smokebomb skit at the end!

[yodapotato]

he literally killd everyone in the room mwahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehe

[AstronomyD0m1ne]

i am staying about 1 mile from the pub were perfect storm was filmed. its here in gloucester.

[Fencer555]

...Is he Ben Stiller?

[natetheflip]

nope

[TylerDuhBomb]

lmao tried to hide in clevage

[ZombiesForLollis]

Smoke

Bomb

Smokebomb

Doodely dooty doot

xD

[MasterInsnity]

Shakespeare didn't even write 39 plays

[heyyfinn]

ugh...

[GoTeamEvan]

well only 37 are recorded but he probally wrote others that he never performed, finished or were recorded.

[AndrewTobojka]

lol hide in her cleavage

[tinyverzi]

i was so pissed off with that movie. thay keeped say how its based off a true story. then thay all die at the end? bullshit! so all we realy know is a bunch off guys when fishin and never came back. all the shit thay happen in the boat was all made up. for all we know a giant ninja dragon came down an eat them all. you know what i'll make that a movie then say its based on a true story and call it perfict storm 2.

[redvelvetz]

haha an renea zellwiger

[micaljaxon]

.... Except Ziyi Yang. XD

[ChildrenoftheStars]

Poor Clooney. I really like him but he's obviously been marked.

[youmakemesickman]

I can understand the undying hatred towards Cloony from Ninjas (not really he's an ok actor) lol.

[MostWantedDragon]

i know, this guy kills me..

[Zokly581]

Man, this guy is fucking hilliarious. I swear he is funnier than Smosh!

[majint0m]

LOL Smoke... Bomb... Smokebomb! Doodleedoodeedoo!

[wigglethemiddle]

hey suteresonyasmoochers, great name!

[rosenflinde]

ninjas hate clooney

[onionhead007]

i still have the ask a ninja ringtone wooot i bought it last year and still have it! ask a ninja RAWKZ!

[suturesonyasmoochers]

omg i love u no homo

[nottydani]

so there's a storm/ninja following george clooney around trying to kill him?

[coolbombdaa]

lol all the dueds should die in movies

[ciko0101ninja]

wuw ninja

[Greener316]

No flirting with Mrs Garrett for Ninja.

[Dam262a]

i dont really get the smoke bomb part....kinda random...

[Avalikia]

It's a spoof off of this thing in sesame street. The joke is that he's teaching little kids the word "smokebomb".

[necrofury]

lol the ending :)

[TheNinjaGuitarist]

ninja over clooney every time :D

[elharolde11235]

Woo! Best vidblog ever! Woo!

[ragnarokkorangar]

"George Clooney...who has never acted, they just give him lines and he says words!" Frikkin awsome! Ninjas ROCK!

[joshuaboyt]

"smoke.... bomb. smoke bomb. doodley doot dee doot" WTF lol

[6Diego1Diego9]

lol, they just give hime lines...and he says words... LOL

[drawfreak]

But I LOVE CLOONEY!! D:

[benny332]

cus you suck

[gagirl1231]

LMAO!!!! "smoke...bomb...smokebomb.Dood­le-e-doo"

[andynguyen909]

LOL PERFECT STORM WILL KILL GEORGE CLOONEY ANY TIME SOON RAWR. SMOKE + BOmb =SMOKE BOMB XD

[bmxjoker420]

holy crap. This just might be the funniest thing since sifl and olly. Holy crap dude. You're hilarious. Who thinks of this shit.

[Blackopsarcher75]

he just gits better and better to ^_^ lol

[NinjaVikingProductio]

D... I, die!

lol.

[smurfette24]

rolthox yur wrong and you no it .....silly boy

[helldropper]

all ninjas suck huh you've never seen me in action

[rolthox]

this guys funny but other than him all ninja suck!

[Madrpg420]

& how would you know dickhead?

[rolthox]

calm down and no name calling.

[felaction]

i hate george clooney especially in "Michael Clayton" what a shit movie!

[Sally2456]

they were making funn of andy milonakis at the end.

haha.

[airdre1]

he sounds like a mix between vegeta and arnold schwarzenegger.

[mutalord]

Hey, here is a good question:

Is Chuck Norris a Ninja?

[Tuckerscreator]

No. They asked him this and he answered that no but he is going to go over and get ninjas and pirates TO STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER!

[maedchenausmars]

Haha, Renee Bellringer

[Singing4God456]

lol.

[inflatedpenguin815]

these are like the only consistantly funny vids on the internet.

[slither42]

who doesnt hate clooney?