Republican Party Wants Guns in Kindergarten

[fidorover]

If a kid finds the teacher's gun, you may actually hear a Kindergartner utter the phrase, "Ms. Peterson, I don't believe I'll be participating in nappy time today."

[shittyfagg]

Do you people know how high gun-related crime is in the States? Do you realise how much higher it is than anywhere in Europe, Japan, Canada, or pretty much anywhere outside of Mexico?

Now that you do, please go and think of a solution that makes sense.

[gihaification]

Because the problem with Columbine was that the kids were too old....

[baldurus1]

I want gasoline and matches in kindergarten.

[MClown69]

Lol! Gotta keep the kids safe! Never know when one will steal another kids blocks and you need to bring out the glocks!

[elviolette]

Oh.. You can have my guns.. FROM MY COLD DEAD PRESCHOOLER!!



[nofooku]

maybe they could replace those axes in glass boxes with at least one gun, you know for safety.

[MsRobotRock]

do you really think people are mentally stable enough to own something that can take a life.

"youre gay. god hates fags, im going to kill you. thats what god wants me to do." bang.

"youre black. i dont like blacks." bang

"you think you are better looking than me." bang

"youre mean." bang bang youre dead.

[YourFaceWillDie468]

@MsRobotRock Yep, because I and any other normal person would totally kill someone for saying something I don't like. And I'm only being half-sarcastic! People have instincts. Back when they were apes, they would kill each other over slight annoyances. Now it isn't too different.

[ewdmei]

I am all for gun rights. In fact, my family owns guns to protect us from others and for protecting us only. However, having guns within schools is a terrible idea! People will die... all because the juvenile delinquents that will be possessing the weapons won't give a shit about the people they kill. Also, can anyone say crossfire?

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@ewdmei Wait... So then you're saying that we can keep the right to keep and bear arms while simultaneously instituting reasonable limits and rules as to where and when those arms can be carried on our persons? So there can be certain situations, places, etc. where we can reasonably say we don't want firearms present and that doesn't mean all the guns are being forcibly confiscated?

That sounds like anti-gun propaganda to me!

[ewdmei]

@xJoeEDangerouslyx lol.. I simply stated that I thought guns in school were a bad idea. I did not say that I thought the government had the right to infringe on the second amendment.

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@ewdmei I don't know.... I can't imagine anyone but a hardcore liberal anti-gun nut saying that 5-year-olds shouldn't have guns. I say issue a training gun to every American citizen on his or her first birthday. When I have a kid, I'm going to encourage him to play with guns as much as possible. Kids with guns equals a good idea!

[ewdmei]

@xJoeEDangerouslyx good for you.... LOL

[pkmdz]

.......and republicans go around calling President Barack Obama bad for this country...dumb asses

[enlightenedone676]

Fuck guns! Strap everyone up with a bomb! It's like nuclear deterrence but on an individual scale :)

[justjulie37]

the GOP clown show just keeps getting scarier !

[L00NGB00W]

Because we all know that the constant fear of dying in a hail of bullets makes a fantastic learning environment.

Let's replace teaching evolution with target practice!! Derp.

[BoyKissBoy]

I'm not 100 % sure, but I think you have the same saying in America as we do in Sweden; "The opportunity makes the thief."

If so, how many people think there is some truth to this?

If there is any truth to this, wouldn't it also be logical that opportunity (i.e. access to weapons), is a factor when people kill each other?

[asphyxiafeeling]

LOL @ how Louis never seems to give a fuck about the show

[MrNatalietieng]

this is a terrible idea

[DiceWarwick]

if school shootings was a common event, then yeas, they would have an argument for guns in school. But the biggest thing the these people forget, kids/teens don't know what the hell their doing more then half the time, that's why we put them in schools, so if you give them guns, they will use them, and a lot of people will get shot over stupid shit.

[iamthe1337est]

Sometimes I just can't understand you Americans.

[donnyforte2]

We can't even control our appetites and we want to throw more guns at the equation.

Mo' guns, mo' problems, folks.

[WigglyMalmsteam]

So, everyone is safer if everyone has a gun? Maybe the US should pass a law that requires everyone to own a gun. It stands to reason that if everyone has a gun, that less people will be killed by guns. Right? Everyone can actively protect themselves against each other, knowing that they can easily kill each other, thus lowering the overall tension and creating a more positive and peaceful atmosphere in god's America.

[acewings221]

@WigglyMalmsteam I like it. However a law shouldn't be passed requiring people to carry guns.

[5p4cem4n]

@WigglyMalmsteam Haha, I hope you're joking. It's hard to tell sarcasm via text.

[wiseman152439]

@WigglyMalmsteam I think the world is safer if anyone can have a gun than if nobody is supposed to have a gun. Doing that would decrease the supply of guns, making them much more valiable, and making smuggling guns into a profitable business. Like with drugs. I think where we are now isn't that bad, and if schools don't want kids to bring in guns, thats great. But I think if there is reason to believe that you are unsafe that you should have a right to a firearm, even at school.

[Lobos222]

In most cases increased access equals increased use.

Be it access to candy, alcohol, drugs or guns. Not saying everything should be illegal, but the notion that increased access will lover unwanted usage is oxymoronic.

[wonvon]

What person in their right mind would think this is a good idea?

[johnny718bravo]

What could possibly go WRONG?!?

[johnny718bravo]

What could possibly go WRONG?!?

[CaptainOmarful]

Dammit Luis! I don't even know how to spell your name, and for not even TRYING to laugh at that joke, you deserve it!

[Roonskii]

1. people that vote republican are afraid of their own shadow.

2. republicans want to dumb down the population, keep them from getting a education.

Who wants to get shot at school? No one!

[kazooga1234]

@Roonskii the republicans do they are suisidal

[millertas]

WTF Why not let Kindrgarten Kids drive a mack truck.

[dangerouslytalented]

If there is a shooting, and everybody has a gun, they will all draw their guns... and shoot who? The guy with their gun drawn?

[nitrorev386]

It's like a cartoon only it's real