ClosetAtheist Joke - Jesus Walks Into a Bar

[KevsterJester42]

apples and tinis...great work romano <3

[panterguy]

Thou shalt not witness false bears.

[BigBen81]

I have been on youtube for a few years and i'm an atheist... and YET this is the first video that i have "thumbed down"... the joke AND how you tell it is THAT BAD...

[ChristianTheeAtheist]

epic pun

[baldurus1]

It's Ray Romano, OMG!

[tenacious69]

This guys a funny mother fucker

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

actually the idea of jesus being mauled by a bear is funny all on its own for the simple fact that in the bible.. god specifically uses two bears to rip 42 children to pieces.... makes the lulz all the better xD

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

"so Im recording this in a closet" ....LUL! xD

[JuryDutySummons]

took me a few seconds, but it made me snort.

[kenglish761]

You have no idea what you are doing. Hell is real. Hell is how I came to know who Jesus really is. I had an unexplainable out of body experience, and I am telling you all...hell is a real place and you can only be saved from it by repenting to Jesus Christ, and accepting His gracious offer of eternal life.

[JuiceboxAnime7]

@kenglish761 Quit preaching, you freak.

[Samuria11]

Boring, and rambling. The joke was almost funny

[Tyraekk]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING -_-

[BlueGamakichi]

wow, you my friend are a cornbal covered with cheese!!! quit trying with teh comedy already!! fuhgetaboutit!! and get a freeaking job!! ya bozo!!

[AlexPiti5]

Jesus would just ask for tapwater to get wine for free...

[ErnestoTheTrippyOne]

I mean this in the straightest way possible, but that was sorta cute... o.O

[hellshade2]

jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the counter and asks "can you put me up for the night?"

yeah i know it's old and worn but i could'nt resist...

[lisamariefan]

Considering how I think of the verse where it says god mauled some kids with bears for mocking a bald man...

...I find this fucking hilarious! Take that, bitch! Doesn't feel so good. :P

[megamarsvin]

NORM!

[cuteneasy]

this is such a stupid clip, dnt watch it its for plebs

[ClosetAtheist]

I love plebs. They're my bread and butter. Sorry this video was too complex for you.

[cuteneasy]

just cause ur made of bread nd butter nd thts all u live for, nd its not my fault ur a pleb, if id said this videos for bitches u wud hasv said u liked thm...

[ClosetAtheist]

Plonk.

[cuteneasy]

plonk 2 u 2 u freak

[AClssicRkr]

I love how you kill your own joke. Now thats hilarious! I never would have expected that voice from you.

[TheEffigyOfEther]

wasn't fooling ya. check out Adnara or Gypsy Wytch, or the legions of others that literally shit all over christians on a daily video basis.

And I was beeing serious about the joke. There's nothing worse than a hesitant funny man.

[ClosetAtheist]

OK, now I get it. I checked your profile, and I see that you're from Australia. The humor must have gotten lost in the translation. Don't worry about it!

I assume it's that, because the only other explanation for your comments is that you're mentally deficient.

G'day, mate! Put a shrimp on the barbie for me!

[Adnara]

Don't worry about it, C.A. Some people ought to lighten up.

[ClosetAtheist]

Not you apparently, since TheEffigyOfEther thinks you're the best thing since Dr. Wonka's Home Lobotomy Kit.

I mean, you shit all over christians on a daily video basis.

You bitch.

[TheEffigyOfEther]

closet atheist - fucking lame joke mate.

and you'

re lame for not fucking showing your face - are you that arrogant? mdo you know how many atheists there are online doing way more offensive shit thatn you?

To make a joke funnier, try talking faster with fucking confidence, and dont go on about how unfunny it is afterwards.

[ClosetAtheist]

Sorry, bud, but you can't fool me. Nice try, though - I almost fell for it.

Glad you liked the video!

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

ba dum bum

i'm glad to be a part of the c.a. posse!

[ClosetAtheist]

represent!

[ShoenenJumpLuffy]

I'm a christian, but it wasn't that insulting. and the ending phrase of your video was ownage.

[ClosetAtheist]

Thanks. I didn't actually go for insulting on this one. A bit out of character for me, but sometimes you've got to diversify.

[Adnara]

Aw, C.A. you're too hard on yourself! The joke was pretty funny but the way you told it was hilarious! "and he orders uh..I dunno, what the hell would he drink...uh, an appletini I guess." That was seriously awesome. I don't know whether you intended it to be funny in that way, but I laughed my ass off.

I liked that you made this in a closet, too. Hehe..

[ClosetAtheist]

Mucho gracias! (or whatever - I don't actually know french)

I know the joke was only mildly humorous, so I was hoping to make up for it in the delivery.

I mean, let's be honest, "appletini" is *always* funny.