knightmare funnies 1

[scorchx3000]

Holy shit, Treguard's having a seizure.

[stglhor1zon]

ha ha ha ... Welsh kids



[leonzchannelz]

There's a huge ass hole into the floor to your left.

SIDESTEP TO THE LEFT

[p6mkq]

The wall got disgusted by his squeaky voice and have eaten him XD

[p6mkq]

2:27 Thrown like a puppet XD

[p6mkq]

0:26 : Treguard getting nervous is just epic !

[girlsdrinkfeck]

WE ARE SPARTA !

[lilwyvern4]

Man, I wish we had this show in the States!

[Porelax17]

@lilwyvern4 Wouldn't be the same, wouldn't even be the same if they made it in the U.K now. Knightmare HAS to be made in late 80's/early 90's England.

[dageezerboi]

@lilwyvern4 It was awesome

[jvemPiRe14]

@ 4:00 damn

[LeBrad]

and young simon gets his first boner

[drewbeee86]

No Chris!

[fatblobface1982]

how old is that guy at 5:30 he's like 19!!fuck me he should be working in the factory,down the pub bumming girls not sat there with his disciples

[fatblobface1982]

tray guard ejaculated!

[MaxButcher]

4:09 "Password"

I die of laughter every time I see it cut back to the three kids in total silence with the best "I got nothing" faces ever.

[Hindleyak]

"I say you lot, bog off."

Knightmare is solely responsible for me spending my childhood trying to squeeze the word 'bog' into every bogging sentence.

[videofieldsoldier]

0:29 wtf, it looks like as if the guy has seizures or an heart attack!

[Shartl9]

@dwibs93 it means that.... YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

[ShizuokaDolphin]

5.26 Oooh, lovely. :-D

[LordWedgewood]

hahahah that Treguard seizure is just the best!

[sec0ndevolution]

0:29 Epic acting.

[dronespace]

@sec0ndevolution

LMAO

[robgambler1]

I say you lot- bog off ! lol

[dageezerboi]

I wonder what happened to the presenter of this? did he go onto do other stuff?

[notveryathletic]

@dageezerboi

He probably got to keep all the spare medallions that they made but only a few contestants actually won, keeping them until Ebay was around at which point he sold them all for millions and now owns a small island...

[GloucesterAdam]

@dageezerboi Hugo Myatt has done other stuff - he was in the cartoon Albert J Kwak, in a Crimewatch Reconstruction and also in a film called 'Snuff' as well.

[Invisigothhbk]

hahaha

[sebbyRIOT]

4 people sidestepped to the right.

[dwibs93]

1:33, what do the flying skulls mean?

[ChoPhilly13]

"I want you to stride, fairly large stride."

*Player strides forward*

"Ooooh....lovely."

Don't think I've cried this much from laughter in a long time, cheers mate!

[craftsb]

@ChoPhilly13  LOL

[dyertubexxx]

Ha ha Side step left . Noobs

[SXENedger]

1:19 The original team-killer.

[thesilversupporter]

i remember mogred giving treaguard another fit when he thought dat mogred woz a monk lol =D

[fusilier45]

LOOOOOL

[RS250Squid]

I like the goblin: "Aaaaooowwww"

[ProudToBeGeeky]

Is it just me, or do they have the exact same look on their faces at 2:50? XD

[JCLeSinge]

Lol, I remember this one; Tregard's epileptic fit etc...

[GoldmansNephew]

Ooooooh nasty

[panasonicyouth1985]

Oh... and 0:26-0:30 is just intense :D

[panasonicyouth1985]

"BOG OFF"

[Reyson129]

"The wall's turned into a face..."

No enthusiasm, surprise or anything in this line. It's like an everyday event when he says it.

[P2J6O8]

Goblin death...LOL

[jrogers1819]

one big stride. Oh lovely...

[LaceNeilSinger]

That kid who got the password wrong and got eaten by the wall; his voice is terrifyingly squeaky. O_o

[agwoodliffe]

''Say Red, Blue, green & Grey''

''....Red, Green, Blue & Grey''

That has made my day

[Captaindogshit]

Hahahahahaha

Simon you bastard

[ScreamingTc]

I hope that goblin had health insurance.

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

didnt think that anyone had ever survived the corridor of blades

[binaryprincess1]

@thegoodnamesrallgone No, lots of people did. But a lot of very good teams failed on it. Complicated thinkers often got past the difficult puzzles, but had a bit of trouble with simple observation and quick reactions. Plus, funny as the Simon death was, we all know how easy it is to mistake left and right, especially under pressure.

[LaceNeilSinger]

@thegoodnamesrallgone That level used to freak me out when I was a kid.

[GazzerHST]

Lol the face a 4:10 has had a bit of plastic surgery

[1981analog]

Knightmare was THE best kids programme EVER.

[free2blagit]

“I say you lot, bog off” brilliant

[MJNSEIFER]

(04:00 to 04:44) Why does Treguard say they needed the password from Motley? They had the password "Red, Blue, Green and Grey" - the reason they died is because Chris got "Blue" and "Green" the wrong way round...

[ultimablue1]

@MJNSEIFER Red Blue Green and Grey is not the password, it's the order for the causeway, Motley did have the password

[MJNSEIFER]

@ultimablue1 Oh, I see, thanks. So basically the teamn made a double mistake then?

[Fishsta]

@MJNSEIFER & @agwoodliffe - That wasn't the password, it was a sequence for something else. The password was never revealed to them.

[Hindleyak]

@MJNSEIFER I think they took the wrong clue object --they needed Motley's stick thingy-- so the production team decided to have a bit of fun before killing them off. Maybe. You never know with them blokes.

[KiyokaMakibi]

The first clip in this video is icky. Imagine falling in

"Where am I?"

"You're in a pit full of giant maggots and bugs" :P

OH OH Its the classic one "Side step to your left" LOLOLOLOL Oh I bet that guy still gets the piss taken out of him today!

[DKaidian]

4:30 WTF? Did someone edit that kids voice? Even for a preteen boy he sounds like a chipmunk!

Anyway, awesome video! Wish they had this show when I was a kid! :)

[thesilversupporter]

@DKaidian yeah they made it highpitched because he'd turned into a goblin XDDDDD

[Namel3ssTyranto]

"Stop. Right... I want you to stride, fairly large stride. Just big stride forward."

*Strides forward*

"Okay now... stop. Ooooh lovely!"

[residentevilgoddess]

2.50 how can he keep a straight face lol

[santino66608]

give us welsh a bad name lol

[falks941]

1:18 fail

[dawnwindladywood]

LOL at 0:28!!!

[residentevilgoddess]

2.50 how in the hell can the elf guy keep a straight face hahaha

[matthewtblundel]

Pickle is well camp !

[Armalizilto]

Ooooh, nasty! e_o

[Percepti0nIsReality]

i LOVED this program when i was lil :)) haha.

[sto04084071]

dude the presenter look catatonic

[norsef]

Think about it for a second.

Before the graphics are added the recording room is really just a blind kid hurling himself around a padded cell whilst talking to himself.

Which means theres some amazingly dark footage buried in a BBC basement somewhere.

[turbo3456]

now i dont belive you really wanted to do that did you

[Tareltonlives]

They don't make game shows like this anymore

[theelostriots9999]

This shit was so insane! This is well old school :P Forgot this even existed.

[chriswales19]

Side step your left. FAIL

[craftsb]

@chriswales19  Most epic knightmare fail ever

[craftsb]

02:00 : Looked like it should have taken his knee off?! LOL

[dylandior123]

Pickle is so funny!

:-p

[singlemindedschitzo]

"NO CHRIS"

"wot?"

GRAAAAW

Lol

[feasible]

As funny as so much of this is (I love the kids looking at Treguard when he was possessed! and of course 'sidestep to your left' is classic), I think my favourite bit is at 4:00 when the kid says with absolutely zero inflection, "The wall's turned into a face." They certainly didn't pick the excitable ones..

[weds9994]

lol jobbing actors

[Unicysis]

04:30 - WHAT A PLONKER !!!!!!

[Renaldo1984]

Ye gotta love the get up of the dungeon master tregaurd and that skirt hes waring at the start!!

[Infalk25]

That sawblade bit was awesome. XD

[PointsofData]

Ah, damnit lets just get this over with.

Side step to your left!

[slayershellman]

i think they're a bunch of peedos, dressin up kids.

peedo mania

the wall that swallows the boy, however, is monumentally sexy

[CBTrekker]

I remember this show, I used to watch it when i was about 3 or 4. It scared the living daylights out of me

[Mattie2013]

*chuckles* "I say you lot... Bog off."

[cannotfindaspare]

"Sidestep to your left!" LOL!

He should have told him to do a barrel-roll.

[Bastiest]

Yeah, the kid was totally like "Meh, fuck this game. Take a sidestep to a left." XD

I was laughing so hard at it.

[mart270]

Wow scary MOFO.....

[quinza]

lol the hole apeared 1st then he gave the direction

[feckingbillgates]

LOL you could tell they were so pissed off with him after he did that.

[imissrose123]

LOL.

"Sidestep to your left!" *hole appears*

[AmayirotAkago]

Awesome clips. I should get to watching the rest of the series sometime.

[Kainlarsen]

Sweet Jesus, I loved this show. I used to hide behind the sofa when the mechanical warriors came on.:D

[Kamakaziebastard]

you mean Frightknights or the dreadnaught?

[Kainlarsen]

Which one moved like clockwork?

[Kamakaziebastard]

that would be the dreadnaught

[Kainlarsen]

Yup. Bloody goose-stepping in slow motion.. brrr!

Also, Arachne.

[Highlander01]

Yeah, they were know as the "Dreadnoughts". It was pretty tense for a childrens programme. They certainly don't make them like they used to.

[Terestrasz]

*extremely high pitched voice* RED, BLUE, GREEN AND GREY!

"No chris!"

"Wha?"

"Red, blue green and-"

*CHOMP*

Man this game was hard. Especially considering it was a large Guide Dang it. xD

[debbiewalker78]

LOL very good!! haha!!

[CookieSherbert]

I remember when I saw 5 I used to get scared when I heard the sound for the goblins lol! XP

[jonnbb]

Sick program. Anyone who is around 26 to 32 will remember this well. I used to watch it alot.

I only ever saw one or 2 teams actually complete it, and that was over the course of a few episodes.

The game could be fairly harsh sometimes, and actually quite scary.

There has never been anything like knightmare, and there will never be. They should never try and remake it, it should be left to rest in piece.

[DLPBurke]

@jonnbb Well said

[Mystara2001]

According to the official Knightmare website, there are plans to get this released on DVD!

[dsmledhedowns]

" Where am I?" " Your in a room with a green screen"

[marko5115]

side step to the left, what was he smoking when he said that?

[ecco1983]

"Sidestep to the left"

I loved that little kiddies high-pitched "What?"

This show made the schoolweek more bearable because I could count down the days to the next episode.

[preydog1]

SIMON ( welsh accent) sidestep to the left you fuckin idiot hahahahaha if that guy is watching youtube now please come forward so we can laugh at you.

[HITpadawan]

Mildred MILDRED CEASE AT ONCE!!!

[mrcards01432]

ooooh lovely!

[NyErNiNjA]

Bug off  >:D

[Fredthebloop]

"I say you lot, BOG OFF!" That is so funny when Pickle says that! xD

[obtyropil]

They played that corridor of blades BRILLIANTLY :)

[GratzDing45]

Why...the...fuck did that dumbass tell him to sidestep to the left

[robuk1981]

LOL

[UberlyTheodorable]

Think he meant right lmao

[racefaceec90]

awesome!!!does anyone else think that those actors were frustrated rada graduates but this was the only work that they could get!!!

[EgolandTed]

YES!

[racefaceec90]

liked your reply,short and to the point haha!!!peace!!!

[tellyisrubbish]

It's worth noting that, in it's time, this show was groundbreaking. Strange sensation knowing that - now CGI has proliferated - the excitement this generated on it's debut will never be felt again.

[richandnik]

I think the posession was really convincing..

Move over Derek Acora....ROFL

[Quadraxis14]

4:23 Right out of Monty Python's Holy Grail, lol. "What's your favorite color?" "Blue... NO YELLOW~!"

[willlikespie]

I always found this scary

"Sidestep to the left!!!!!"

Fail

[leanfist]

fuk man its still scary, maybe u had to be shitted up as a kid to still feel it

[RapierInternational]

3:50, said very aggressively pickle.

[lerpwlambyth]

Side step to your left!

Fail.

[richandnik]

I reckon some of the contestants failed to tick the

"Do you suffer from Dyslexia" box on the application forms..?

[icecutter19]

these aren't that funny... funniest part of this show is dungeon master saying 'oooo nasty' when kid dies XD

[andrewjones1977]

i was 10 when this was on, i wish it was back.

[RapierInternational]

GaryGarratt has every episode on his account.

try looking there.

[claireloopylou]

side step to your left! lmao idiots id kill my mates if they made me die like that! cant remember the corridoor of blades very well im more old school early series

[wolfspider23]

The wall's turned into a face! Hahaha

[BYERE]

Y'know... I always found the Corridor of Blades to be my favorite obsticle... (1:34 - 3:00)

[purplejim8]

loved the part with the blades, that was epic!

[Edeltraut3]

the english northern monkey accent on that group makes them sound thick.

[BCJ1985]

Not half as thick as your comment.

[blackmetalmike]

Side step to your left... HILARIOUS! :) See ya mate!

[Planetwatts]

Simon side step to your left lmao XD Do you think that they ever lived that down

[davedave84]

5:25 'OOOOHHHH lovley'

[Mateless]

Around 2 minutes, the Buzzsaw treadmill, 2 of those blades clearly touched him! XD

[purplejim8]

yeah, or they just touched his clothes.

[QuikVidGuy]

HOW DID HE GET THE COLORS MIXED UP!?

[tbeals46]

Not that it mattered, since that wasn't the password anyway, only the color code for the Causeway they'd come to later.

[chocolateislush1]

how about do the cha cha slide! and move while u do it lmao

[ancalites]

love hearing the kids say things like "I do believe . . ." they got all the nerdy ones on this show ;D

[ScreamingTc]

Sidestep to your left = Epic fail.

[PSID412]

I say you lot Bog Off

Man I miss this show

[TerminalCriticism]

Simon, backtrack back to your town and find some smarter friends to bring along.

[po0u90d0]

that goblin noise "uaweii!! uawiiii!!" scarier than an angry bag of snakes

[pwack123]

SIDE STEP TO YOUR LEFT

lmao...

[mongopongolongo]

Fuckin mental! wish I had gone on that program. Always used to watch it as me dad went the chippy for tea.

[spacecowboy22]

happy days mate :)

[Rockapebates]

Red, green, Blue and grey!!! NO!!!!!!!!

[stunchild]

I remember that team. I can't believe they got that far. They were terrible.

[starshiiiine]

they just dont make them like this anymore. Classic.

[AngryTinyMan]

0:55 is funnier when you know how badly the team botches things in the following scene.

[malone1985]

i used to find this show soooo scary.

[Ragnarok1986x]

Has someone dubbed over that little boy's voice (4:20)? He sounds like one of the chipmunks!!

[vorben]

Not exactly. Sometimes a spell is cast by an enemy in the game. It can be removed but usually much later on.

[vos474747]

lol classic show. the pookas in series 6 scared the shit out of me though

[markwands]

i dunno but there was definitely something going on between him and his master the dungeon bloke.

Hysterical clip. i love the sidestep to left bit.

[Renaldo1984]

Was pickle Queer???? He always cracks me up

[Blacksun1942]

Ooohh NASTY

[sl1963]

2:17 so close!

[greenphantom]

"Something is constraining me... I cannot... i cannot... act!"

[wangnort]

SIMON! SIDESTEP TO YOUR LEFT!

[Blacksun1942]

hahahahahaha LOL

[tailsdollreturns]

I lol'ed when Chris had that light voice and said "Red, Green, Blue and Gray!" He said it wrong XD

Imagine a next gen Knightmare with all the fancy CGI we have now! *Drool*