Handsfree Means PUT IT DOWN Bitch!

[fshando]

so many ppl talk like that on their phones it's so annoying

[TheRonan1986]

i like u with ur wig on ,..... so i stick with this channel ... :P

[TheRonan1986]

i like u with ur wig on ,..... so i stuick with this channel ... :P

[findingmiddlegrey]

No. You have to let me 'hit that' first. Forget her.

Anyway on a more serious note, I think the word 'spectacle' (regardless of it being a whimsical word in itself) is the perfect way to describe those people. it's similar to my dad thinking he has to yell at people over the phone because they are so far away. But yeah, I cannot stand people who talk loudly on phones in public, let alone on speaker phone! and it's always fucking women!! (I am a woman so that's not sexist, so meh!) or is it...

[CMaddoxBiitch]

OUTTA MAH FACE!!!!!

[Mysticblue1212]

Honey I would marry you to but you wouldn't have to hit it at all. I am a lesbian. I don't see why you would want to come to the US till we have much better health care and gay marriage. Of course if we have gay marriage, you won't have to settle for my fat ass.

[QueenieSequence]

I'm a new subbie and I love your sense of humor. Keep up the awesome work!

[Disissoeasy]

Lol, I like your sense of humour."Hands free, so put it down bitch and don't do it again" Classic.

[dork5Rus5]

BAHAHA.....the green card thing made me laugh. xD

[ogotham]

@TabloidJunk #ThingsThatAreSoFarFromTheTrut­h

[ogotham]

Haha why didn't I think to offer that for your greencard?! You also should do stand up. Okay, bye.

[TabloidJunk]

@ogotham haha thanks ;)

I really don't think i could do standup.. id be WAY too nervous.. plus, if i fucked up, i couldn't edit it and turn it into a big collection of jump-cuts.

i Heart Youtube!

[xyeth]

I always use my cell phone on speaker phone and hold it in my hand. I don't want to get cancer. but in saying that, I would never walk around a mall doing it :p

[TabloidJunk]

@xyeth do you really think holding it a foot away from your head is going to make that much of a difference? really? maybe cell phones are not for you?

[thespiandude]

@TabloidJunk call me a total dumbass if you want, but, yeah...I heard that it does make a difference, I do that all the time while I am walking around here, lol. I mean, sure I look fucking annoying, but I would rather play it safe than get a brain tumor in twenty years...oh and, I hear the other person on the phone a lot better through my headphones than i do when I hold the phone to my ear...I blame NYC noise pollution.

[russtex]

You would have to be really desperate to get a greencard to have sex with a woman...lol.

[TabloidJunk]

@russtex i was only kidding babe ;) but i thought the offer was too funny not to mention!

[TabloidJunk]

@russtex i wasn't kidding about the offer.. that was true.. but i wouldn't really go ahead with it!!

[mascottie]

(0:47) is completely priceless. Your expression and movement are perfect for what you're saying haha

[TabloidJunk]

@mascottie haha yeah, that pretty much sums it up

[tehdark]

ohh im already subscribed to your other channel! :D

[TabloidJunk]

@tehdark oh.. then please disregard that last message :)

[jdwjeffrey]

My art teacher says you will get cancer if you talk with the phone to your ear, she must be one of those people too.

[TabloidJunk]

@jdwjeffrey yep, then she deserves a good slap too :P

[dfconroy]

i love lol'ing to start off my week!

xo.

[TabloidJunk]

@dfconroy awesome!

[StormingRoads]

did i hear a scary movie 2 quote? 

[TabloidJunk]

@StormingRoads Scary movie 1 actually :)

[johhb1]

Bitch just want to be seen i hate them kind of bitches

[TabloidJunk]

@johhb1 yeah me too.. i always make sure never to give them the satisfaction of seeing me look at them.

[brucinda01]

SOMETIMES people don't hold the phone to their heads, because they are worried about getting brain tumours/cancer.

[TabloidJunk]

@brucinda01 i'm telling you.. this woman was an attention whore.. strutting around in her heels and pants that were too tight causing the muffin-top.. and she wasn't just quietly talking into the damn thing.. she was making a point of being loud so everyone else would look at her... She just wanted to be looked at.. trust me ;)

[brucinda01]

@TabloidJunk Fair point, your description made me laugh. It's really cool that you actually read and respond to comments. It shows that you care what your viewers think and you have respect for them.

[TabloidJunk]

@brucinda01 omg are you kidding? if it weren't for the commenters, i wouldn't even do this! - i love the feedback, i love the connections and interaction.. without that, what would be the point?

Thanks for stickin around and watching and always leaving a comment :)

TJ

[Lorinwv]

TJ,..One of our BIGGEST pet peeves (Mindy and I) are people and their "hands free" devices being used innapropriately..such as, blabbing away on the damn thing when they should be concentrating on the road in front of them!

[TabloidJunk]

@Lorinwv haha that happened here too.. they made it illegal to talk on the phone while driving unless you are using a handsfree device.. so people just hold it up near their face anyway.. doesn't change anything.

ooh annd seeing people texting while driving.. that annoys me so bad.. even though i must confess, i was guilty of that in my younger days.

[fusantima]

lol @ the "Hit that at least once"

[TabloidJunk]

@fusantima omg i know, some people have filthy expressions... so i have to share them on!

[Brandonality]

omg....i NEED that slapping sound effect. Literally, thanks for sending it to me ;D

[ThePhilosophyFan]

I would marry you, so you could get a green card, but the places (in the us) that allow children to marry adults, DON'T allow gay marriage. Fancy that.

[TabloidJunk]

@ThePhilosophyFan umm.. huh? i'm confused. What has marrying children got to do with me being a Hollywood Queen? lol

[carlyonv]

Has anyone ever told you you're cute when you get mad?  :)

[TabloidJunk]

@carlyonv Maybe once or twice... but you can tell me again ;)

[MrTimmer81]

Oops pressed send to quick. Just use them in the car like everyone else.

[MrTimmer81]

Totally agree! Bit of a cry for attention the other thing I find well not so much annoying but weird is people walking down the street talking but they talk into there Bluetooth headsets they think they look cool but they're not. Just use them

[TabloidJunk]

@MrTimmer81 omg i KNOW! - those blutooth headset thingys just scream WANKER don't they?!

[Kimokeo15]

I feel the same way! By the way, as much as I appreciate being a U.S. citizen, I can't imagine anyone being that desperate to leave Australia. : P

[TabloidJunk]

@Kimokeo15 Australia is fine.. i guess.. if your into simplicity.. but i wanna be where all the stars are!

[JARRETTHOLT2]

LMFAOOOOOOO wow, do not become a prostitute, doing youtube pays better ;)

[TabloidJunk]

@JARRETTHOLT2 but youtube won't get me a US Green Card!

haha

[iAmWillJ91]

You've been hiding a channel with 89 more videos for almost a year now? :O I won't be sleeping tonight. :)

[TabloidJunk]

@iAmWillJ91 i'm sorry!

[karmagirl74]

PMSL!! I can't stand scrubbers like that either!! Shits me to tears! You're hilarious. Off to check out your other channel .. cause I just can't get enough of ya! lol ;) x

[TabloidJunk]

@karmagirl74 aw that's so sweet

[sprytaen]

Oh my god. I totally laughed... I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS. It drives me up the wall. Phones are not walkie talkies. O_o

[TabloidJunk]

@sprytaen that's perfect! - Phones are not walkie-talkies"

[StarMonster98]

first comment yay~~