DJO- Stuff we found in the Stove

[Mattteus]

I didn't know Chuck Norris was Canadian, eh!

[Mattteus]

More octaves than can be heard O_O

[livewire242]

"This is a great story."

[RamekGreen]

12 people were Bolsheviks who had their dragon coats stolen.

[VYD239]

12 people have humourlessitus

[VYD239]

Pissed a panda, after just fuck off and go to Spain.

[blakevjones]

Matt Damon's best role.

[LeaveDenbyAlone]

you and me hamburgers, aye?

[livewire242]

COO COO. I shave everyone.  No talk more.

[Goujiki]

what would you say if i pissed on YOU and your scientists?

[jonzadamonza]

I have rubber TITS, you want to take me out for some soup?

[TheRobin53]

Who is Steve?

[TheGzeus]

I just recited this in time with the video, and got maybe 80% right. That's way more than I expected.

Once I get to 100% I can grab my bass and get 1% on the song at the end.

[jstark069]

"Last night I grabbed a Melon, and I stuck it one my feet bitch.. TWICE!!.. ON PURPOSE!!!"

Solid friggin Gold right there!!! Ron Paul could base a solid currency on that!... :P

[ilovedatasoong]

I work in a tee shirt shop and I get discounts when I want to make custom made shirts and hats. As a result I have a lot of shirts with DJO sayings on them!

[dayjoborchestra]

@ilovedatasoong Pictures! We want pictures!



[Sjshrks]

The Matt Damon ones are the best...what is that from?

[Jacowb]

OH, World Wars make you mad??



[chrisman737]

"Papayas are just right on man!"

Lol

[KingtosIV]

I own HUGE amounts of oranges.

[KingtosIV]

The ING Direct guy has become one of my favorite things ever.

[TheGzeus]

@KingtosIV No, you don't give a RAISIN 'cuz you have goats and a Camaro.

[Arch777Angel]

WOW! LOL!

[TheGzeus]

I keep getting obsessed with phrases in that ING bit, mainly because I keep trying to decide which one is more awesome.

Neither ever actually wins, but I find myself trying to decide between "now my voice is capable of 2006 octaves" and "oranges need to have an onus" etc.

I have both memorised at this point, and haven't been able to recite either, because I always start giggling uncontrollably.

[Tsunami4342]

OMG I CANT BREATTTHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEE LMAO 

[FoxWolf87]

It's frightening that this video actually has the most accurate Google Closed Captioning of any video I've watched so far...

[GunmanProductionsTV]

You see a Freemason, you rape a fruit basket!

If you phone 171834, you're a wussy!

[ponyride23]

what word is so common that the words "papaya" and "panda" always fit perfectly? hahaha

[IWreckedYourDay]

Can't wait for more! D:

[ICJLCSAG]

who's got a rubber?

[Shad0wSpill]

I asked this guy's dog for a bone. He says "why?", so I punch him.

[BlakePlaya]

This shit is MAD funny

[CAMERONDAMNIT]

I'm going to have my band play the "fish cream" version of Sunshine of Your Love. I have decided.

[campingoncampus]

what's the song at the end?

[MissShallott]

1:03.....I wish, George. I wish.

[OrganicCyborg]

I'm a wino, prepare for pie.

[TheGzeus]

I never bother to try reading those headlines any more (prone to headaches), but I always let it run because I really like that music.

Incidentally, every time I play an (old school) RPG video game and go taking stuff out of people's closets and trunks, I say "you mind if I fuck around in your attic?"

[WazzTheSecond]

What the hell was that Matt Damon clip? Lol

[nipponwriteme]

*smiling face* "Beat me with a sharp napkin!" LOL

[EcLiPsE1279]

Find a raisin for apple juice, Gabe.

[goldclock02]

"Lets go and make a FUCKIN CAKE" lololololololololololololololo­lo

[tomonkeyboy]

What would you say if i pissed on you and you're scientists?

[progression101]

Fat Chick Wins Contest lololololoolololool :)

[TheTruthSeek]

Hooah, Columbo! I want more Peter Falk dubs.

[TheGzeus]

Mr Norris has never been so... Canadian.

[TheTwitterpatedlove]

Chuck Norris will throw a dog at you.

[gibari80]

CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE xDD

[konatsukuonji]

Fuck Saskatchewan!

[Zaynuba1230]

ah hahaha matt damon..and arnold schwarzenburger. lmao

[kapwar28]

The hell is Saskatchewan?...some Eskimo holiday?

- America

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

get out of my ass gunther

[GreenAmigos]

Great work yet again, keep them coming. Love your stuff, absolutely hilarious!! Happy New Year and 2012. Go fuck a panda.

[DMGPlumsta]

I got a hat made that says..."You make the best popcorn Bubba!" no joke

[rhythmicginger]

Osama Bin Laden saying "voodoo venetian spleen" just made my month. Thanks guys - good to see you still have the magic!

[fide7098]

lmfao! ur amazing



[mrzombiepants]

the osama sketch - BRILLIANT!!!!

[Spock103]

Hey buddy, Fuck Saskatchewan!

[SlapPopStacy]

Who's the Indian guy that would name that fucker Gregory?

[Goujiki]

3:02 "Steve's getting a little fat eh?"  ROFLMAO omfg

[DMGPlumsta]

You make the best popcorn Bubba

[JMUDoc]

After much reflection, I have to give the ING award to Mike - "I stole the dragon's coat from a Bolshevik" really did tip the scales, though Pete's "2006 octaves" gets an honourable mention.

DJO should get to work on Fred Phelps - what's the worst he can do? SUE you? Oh, wait...

[AwesomeAidey]

HAAAAAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

[phantasos12]

No fair doing a voice over on C-3PO and Darth Vader! lol

[warlocksarewatching]

DJO is a million times better than BLR

[Volumyn]

4:05 over and over again.



[MOGAofficial]

According to Barbara Fischer

[radioman312]

"You remember...you douche!" That KILLS me every time!

[JeffSThompson]

What we say is we say stick it in a box, we'll name that fucker Gregory. You stupid. Fuck a fruit basket you fridge, eh?

[jamesbaglin]

Yo yo crysanthe-fuckin-mum

[Oblivion262]

lol i fucking love how perfect the matt damon ones are XD

[bestbandtbs]

I just threw a dog at my best friend!

[YummyFreelunch]

Beat me with a sharp napkin...my catch phrase from now on

[Bonkskey]

Could you please make a video for each of the Fourteen Actors Acting videos?

[Essasmusic]

Was that song at the end you guys? I sometimes forget what mind-blowingly accomplished musicians you all are. 

[SGTBizarro]

Chuck Norris: "Prepare for pie."

I'm either super excited, or super scared. :'(

[brunobliss]

that's right , i just threw a dog at my best friend ... help me ... zipper head apple juice? NO - ice cream, bull shit ohhaaaAA

[brionyphillips]

You don't over dub Chuck Norris.. Chuck Norris over dubs YOU!!

[Hoodmonsa]

Have you all seen these guys? youtube(dot)com/user/BadLipRea­ding .....good stuff just no applejuice !!!!! Sorry to say a video just isnt a video without some refreshing Applejuice with a side Chocolate Slut!! Anyway keep up the good work..it keeps my T-Rex happy while i lather up with some fish cream....

[dayjoborchestra]

@Hoodmonsa Oh yes...they say they never heard of DJO, yet everybody tells us they're ripping us off. Whatever...we're flattered, and they're bringing us more audience:)

[pronstorestiffi]

@Hoodmonsa I tried watching a few, but the lack of DJO make me sick to my stomach.

[Hoodmonsa]

@pronstorestiffi same here..thought it was ok at first but got boring...DJO Rules the Appleverse!! (and beyond!)

[Spock103]

i like how harper called himself a bitch... too true.

[Rick951]

Saskatchewan Represent!!

[barscotch]

"You see a Freemason, you rape a fruitbasket"....sssssSSeeems fair to meee...

[jimmysillywalk]

ahahahahahahahah

[frow9405]

Dayjoborchestra: looks like you have a bit of competition, check out: /watch?v=5_RITC5bH4M

[kranktank]

Why was Matt Damon so mad?

[judiluvshercules999]

@kranktank because someone stole his fruit basket,lol.

[LarryTheTubaBoy]

@kranktank Picard fornicated with his sister's half-fridge, that's why.

[Milanacat]

I don't give a raisin about any of this!

[fart890fish]

sometimes I piss and go ow

[frow9405]

You guys should overdub some more of the US presidential candidates.

[NIGHTMARERAY]

Yo, was that Osama bin Laden doing lousy slam poetry? :D

[markden21]

Makes really juicey, bum family.." laugh out really fkn loud. Thanks DJO I havent laughed since the last one

[SlapPopStacy]

I always lmao when you have to have pepper with your rice.

[SugarDemon1035]

This just made me forget about my sociology final for a few minutes. I no longer feel like taking poison with my apple juice. Kisses to DJO!

[rydeen18]

@dayjoborchestra Yep dude, They do that on purpose so the Youtubers who make Google the most profit will be on the first page and the top viewed. Bullshit indeed my friends.

[crazylikeamoose77]

the 12 people that dislikes this just drank the apple juice i took a wizz in .. take that!!! does that taste good... like your fat mother on a hot day bet you like it like that. 

[mrgordon]

Time for pie

[wwwoopw]

best quote is yo yo crysanthimotherfuckingmum

[leilaht]

The viewcount should go back up before long , guys - it stops for a while when YouTube runs the verification on it. Happens a lot. =)

[Mattaus1810]

"Turned around so you can see my back" xD that was one of many awesome moments, awesome job!!!

[pronstorestiffi]

Hosehead, i better use that from now on.

[L45V3G45]

i DOOO believe DJO is back!!!

[Andreus]

What would you say if I pissed on YOU and your scientists?

[BeethovenWannabe]

I didn't know Chuck Norris was Canadian, eh.

[pronstorestiffi]

@BeethovenWannabe Chuck Norris is every nationality.

[xbfalcon351coupe]

@dayjoborchestra yeh agreed - synch seems fine for me - in fact, superfine. Love your work and save me an apple juice.

[spacecowboy5000]

I'm always prepared for pie! With extra apple juice...

[seanThree16]

Oh this video is good, but I gotta date with a panda! Gotta shower!

[radioman312]

The Michelle Bachman and the Matt Damon rant are absolutely sublime! Great stuff again!

[skyfire360]

To fix audio: Change to 480p. Fixes it right up (youtube screwed with the 360p encoding)

[NocBrasty]

1:36 best part

[ladyjerrico]

Hahaha.. you guys rock!

[saddlesandskis]

I just threw a dog at my best friend.

[existtraiesc]

3:36 indian with a getto head move. my life is complete.

[bbbmoody]

Just truly exceptional, fellas. Well done. One of my personal favorites. Especially the Matt Damon and Clooney bits... too damn funny...

[Pluh88]

Eh living in Pickering is pointless

[Auriuthalam]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DJO EVER IM LMFAO! I DONT HAVE NO COFFEE FUCK FACE!

[NoisyPC]

I'm always prepared for pie.

[jonzadamonza]

And remember kids, you see a free mason - you rape a fruit basket.

[Pat2296]

"Let's go and make a fuckin' CAKE!!!!!"

[saviorpants]

Rafts float so great that you turn my broccoli into crap.

[pronstorestiffi]

God damn i have watched this 5 times today.

[msdos622wasfun]

Another great video. Thanks, guys.

[EcLiPsE1279]

"We'll stick it in a fruit basket and name that fucker Gregory"

[wwwoopw]

and champagne for boobies helps your boobs stick together

[gruntfan91]

I have to keep pausing this because I dont want to spit my food everywhere

[monkeyboydai]

The headlines make this even funnier! :)

[monkeyboydai]

This is what celebrities really say before the clever people behind the scenes work their magic.

[JMUDoc]

"Name that fucker Gregory!"

This'll be my catchphrase for use upon completing something.

*wins backgammon game

"Name that fucker Gregory!"

[deadlyavenger85]

Peter FAAAALK legend

[aceridgey]

the new youtube subscription page is awful

[EmergencyMedHologram]

Beat me with a sharp napkin

[Treg]

The Chuck Norris parts are my favorite

[TheGodParticle]

Columbo, too funny!

[judiluvshercules999]

LET'S GO AND MAKE A FUCKIN' CAKE!

[FridgeKitty]

Sometimes I have to sit and watch these before the funny kicks in... and then every line after that is hilarious.

You had me at "I just threw a dog at my best friend." xD

[ThisIsNotPictureTube]

what the hell was that matt damon video? lol he sure looks like he's freaking out about something

[vonPeterhof]

@ThisIsNotPictureTube It's from a video called "Magazine: 14 Actors Acting - Matt Damon" by the New York Times.

[OxBigly2010]

Do more Star Wars.

Also Doctor Who and Red Dwarf would be good too

[OcelotPwns]

matt damon was best

[1nterwebs]

Now i want weetabix

[MrECJ94]

You should do a video with just the matt damon parts. Thats good shit.

[coma9]

i need more apple juice.

[kittykatBflat]

omg the Chuck Norris bits... just...just fuckmewithafruitbasket already

[dwhee]

"Cigarettes don't bother the antelope, they're juicy! This is a great story- this... embryo mischief stethoscope. And, whatever- you and me hamburgers eh? I like horses. After skiing in a fireplace. Fuck me. So great that you turned my brocolli into crap. And I wish for that sweet domino license, i don't really know.

-George Clooney.

[deba94]

FUCK SASKATCHEWAN! 

[AnotherGlenn]

What's up with the jazzy beats? You guys into Bill Bruford's music?

[CombatAssassin]

Need more DJO!

[lexvande]

Yeah! Fuck Saskatchewan!

[EcLiPsE1279]

cigarettes dont bother the antelope theyre juicy

[Gordraf]

Anyone know what the Matt Damon clips are from?

[CelticSocks]

@Gordraf

It's from a feature that the New York Times did called "Fourteen Actors Acting" in which 14 actors perform silent character pieces.

[takingbackandy]

I would watch the full feature length star wars movies dubbed by DJO

[gregaaron89]

@takingbackandy I would watch all 7 seasons of star trek dubbed by DJO

[JunmaiShu]

That would probably be single handedly the greatest thing ever.

[saviorpants]

@takingbackandy I'd pay money for that.

[AntiProUltra]

I have to see a philosopher in December with rice

lolololol

[gunfuego]

lol water park lol

[aCivilServant]

Rafts float so great that you turn my Broccoli into crap....

Genial randomness :)

[sparrkyl]

prepare for pie...

[ImYourDeity]

This is getting worse and worse, the audio doesn't sync well enough anymore. Love you guys but it ruins it unless it's dead on

[neuraljam]

@ImYourDeity I agree... the parts where it *does* synch perfectly made me lol, a lot of the other bits were amusing, some of it was a bit... well, 'meh!'... that's the first time I've thought that about a DJO video, and it's a shame because evidently a lot of work goes into these clips, I hope it's just a glitch!