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  • I'm not Israeli, I'm Lebanese.

  • 1:09

  • Zohan + chuck norris = THE END OF THE WORLD!

  • haustralia lol.....

  • The only person that can mess with the zohan is chuck norris

  • 01:28 Hilary clinton

  • Smell it smell it now take it !

  • smell it smell it smell it now take it lol 2:12

  • hhhhhhhhhangarooo hahaha

  • lol Feeling like having a little fun

  • what is the name of the song at 1.30

  • @sarabwt

    this song are piece of SHIT

  • they should totally make the return of the zohan :D

    this movie really rocks, it shows a different side of the issue that peace can come from Laughter :) not guns

  • they sonsor some of the word

  • sandler's WORST movie by FAR!

  • "For terroist suplies, press 1" haha xD

  • smell it 3 times then take it

  • my fav. movie EVAAR.

  • ahahah this movie is soo full of Wins its just aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  • Chuck Norris can mess with the zohan...

  • remember gaza.... poor palestinians....

  • "Limit one per customer, America is satan" - i love this movie.

  • This is the best bull shit movie ever ! <3

  • ( arabic )

    للعرب اللي يضنوون ان ادم ساندلر اساء لهم في هذا الفلم انا كنت افكر زيكم لامن ادم كا ن قصدة وقف الكراهية الي صايره بين العرب و اليهود وللناس اللي تعتقد انة ما يحب المسلمين ادم سوا الفلم هذا و كان يقصد لازم نوقف العداوة الي بين العرب و اليهود

    لايك عشان الكل يشوفة و يعرف الشيء الصحيح

  • @ozilXlover i don't have power for another brainwashed moron i'm not even going to try read this

  • @pazlord1 في وجود عقليات مثل عقليتك لن يكون للسلام مكان في هذا العالم

  • @deiwis34 i think shitsu or something like that

  • You fagular ?!

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  • I am proud to be a jew. Just jew it!!!

  • whats the race of the doggy on 1:25?

  • his feet upercut is very funny

  • You want to make ze sticky, yes?

  • zohan is modern chuck norris!

  • holy fuck that's adam sandler, i watched this years ago and i never noticed

  • Is it just me or are they doing the "No no no no!" thing from Transformers?

  • One of my favourite movies

  • And Push push push!

  • i saw this movie 20 times i LMAO every fcking time:))

    best Adam Sandler movie

  • film just rocks!

  • i'm israeli so i can tell you that he does israeli accent perfectly.

    israelis really sound like that when they try to speak english it's hilarious XDD

  • @goingcrazy17111996

    Yeah, no, I never sounded like that.

  • @idan111 אז אולי המבטא שלך באנגלית טוב, אבל אם אתה לא יכול להגיד שישראלים שמדברים אנגלית בינונית מטה לא נשמעים בדיוק ככה

  • @goingcrazy17111996

    פחות או יותר..

  • I love this movie. Smell it smell it smell it. Now take it.

  • I'm an american born Palestinian arab and I really love this movie, especially because I like dealing with israelis and palestinians the same, i really hope one day we can all live without war and terrorism

  • @2rockoz Im lebanese born and i have the same opinion as you

  • @2rockoz If two countries keep blocking one potential country's progress in the world today, there will be no peace. Whatever the Palestinians do, Israel and the US will be 100% against it. Just look the recent Unesco inclusion. 159 were FOR Palestinian inclusion in Unesco, while 13 were AGAINST it (including the US and Israel). Mind you, there are many, many Jews and true believers of the Torah that are against what the Zionist cowards are doing to the Palestinians.

  • @2rockoz me too bro, and im israely :)

  • @talbh813

    אחי כותבים "ישראלי" באנגלית עם האות i בסוף ולא ב- y (:

  • @barlevy1996 חחח אופסי XDDD

  • @2rockoz

    I am an Israeli Jew, I hope there will be peace between Palestinians and Israelis.

    I think this movie only made peace between us, at least in America.

  • @2rockoz Live without war? Impossible... Aldo we can live without terrorism through fear or some sord of threat.

  • @2rockoz Same here bro... and i'm an israeli :)

  • @2rockoz

    Dude there is no Palestinian nation.

    You are an Israeli Arab, there are alots of you, and you are a great people.

  • - Where do you come from?

    - Hhhosthrelia

    - Really? You don't sound Australian.

    - Nononononononono, similar aksąc. Khhhhanguhro?

  • SMELL IT! SMELL IT! SMELL IT! NOW TAKE IT!

  • We need 186 condoms and time mechine :D

  • I know ALL the lines by heart and with accent and everything!! I literally worship Zohan!

  • smell it , smell it , smell it , now take it !

  • whats the song that starts at 0:21 ..any help plz?

  • @filito4jc hine ani ba - hadag nahash. or try: הנה אני בא- הדג נחש

    :)

  • Zohan destroyed my life that is how bad it was ...

  • @TheMightyBuhl Did he stole your goat like that guy in the movie?:))))

  • just after watching this. sandler is the man. great flick n nice bush :)

  • i'm not really a sandler fan but gawd this movie is so stupid it's funny.

  • Khangarhuu.

  • Funny movie!!!!!

  • Worst movie I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Chuck Norris jokes are getting old people, find something new.

  • 0:52 "Haustralia"

    0:42 "are you a figgala"

  • "Smell it smell it smell it now take it" SLAPS FACE XD

  • " a rembrandt with a grenade" LOL

  • Motor boat =====> NonOnonOnoNOnoNOnonONOnoNONOoN and NO

  • This movie was awesome, I don't really give a shit about the stereotypes- it's supposed to be funny and taken as a joke lol

  • hahahah you don't mess with the zohan!

  • ISRAELIS FTW

  • @jerock44 no... just no

  • 183 ppl messed with the zohan!

  • i still love this movie

  • Hilarious film with The Sandler.

  • Nonnonnonononnonononoononnooo.­

  • he had a boner the entire movie

  • YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN!! >=0

  • "....smell it smell it smell it...now take it!"

  • Quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. So bad, I was angry watching it.

    Another stinker from Sandler.

    Totally LAME.

  • @scottydog1407 You are LAME

  • @MilindaX what the heck is a houstralian

  • Houstralians do like their Hangarooz.....

  • 183 people are gangaroos

  • 183 people are fagalas

  • when i watch this movie, i enjoy my LIFE)))

  • Dude, you don`t mess with the Zohan.

  • 183 people smelled it and took it

  • nonononono, IIIIIIIIIIIII feel no pain.

    see? no pain.

  • i want some fuzzy bubblech right now

  • the fact that he is an israeli ruins this movie but its still really funny

  • @infidel94 That's the whole point in this movie :|

    Did you even watch it?....

    And what the hell is your problem with Israelis?

  • that was so funny "smell it, smell it, smell it now take it, that's for you"

  • that was so funny "smell it, smell it, smell it now take it, that's for you

  • Smell it smell it smell it, now take it ;D

  • This movie was laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

    I think I just messed with the Zohan...

  • Adam sandler is...another sex addict proteganist

  • @sahabahGRANDson Why in the world is being Jewish wrong?! Albert Einstein was Jewish, and if it weren't for some other Jew, (Jonas Salk) we'd probably still be having a polio epidemic!

  • does anyone else notice it...in the scene in which he make that child sleep he reach to his sholder with left hand but he paralized him with right hand...great zohan...

  • really? u sound middle-eastern...

    no noo similar accents...... ghangeroo?

  • smell it smell it smell it,now take it *BANG* thats for you =)))))

    lmao that was soo awsome=)))))))))))))))

  • I WILL PUT THE FULL MOVIE IN YOUTUBE

  • @sahabahGRANDson Haha I dont care if your Islamic, Jewish, Christian, or even Hindu, you my friend are an uneducated dumbass.

  • buhahaha....luved it :D smell it, smell it, smell it..n0w take it :D

  • so many fagalows on youtube.... o.O

  • funny

  • i watched this movie 10 timesand i still laugh about it:D Disco Disco Good Good !

  • @sahabahGRANDson AWWWW SHADDUP!!!!!

  • smelly, smelly, smelly now take it that's for u lol

  • @sahabahGRANDson

    shut up son of a bi**h

    im a jew and im proud of it

  • ripoff of Borat

  • i love ISREAL

  • smell it smell it, now take it... loooooooooooooool :D

  • @valdivia562 your a fucking dumb ass it is the complete opposite

  • wow this movie was a piece of shit it wasnt funny at all it was offensive and im not from that race i didnt like it all

  • @valdivia562 your lucky ZOHAN does not beat u up!! Zoha..n!!

  • @jaydis98 this is the funniest shit related to the movie

  • @valdivia562 ur a piece of shit for not thinking this movie is funny.. ur probably a loner in real life.. im sorry haha

  • @valdivia562 This movie wasn't offensive at all. I am jewish, I live in Israel and I had a lot of fun watching this movie. Seriously, I couldn't stop laughing. Nobody cursed my country or told lies . they just showed both sides of the story in a funny, full of stereotypes way.

  • smell it smell it smell it now take it lolz

  • @ffsah1 the funnyest part ine the movie

  • not only hilarious COOOOOOOOL

  • HANGAROO lmao xD

  • definetily recommend this it was a awesome movie

  • i LOVE his "NO. NO. NO" !! :)

  • Hey climber, I bet you would love to see a man pleasuring himself. But for now just stick to rubbing your pussy. Hahaha! I rule.

  • And I didn't sat shit about Germans. I'm talkin about motherfucking Nazis like ZoundOfZtruth. If he had a dick he would suck his own. What the fuck are you gonna do? Burn a cross in my yard? You can't do SHIT!

  • Hey I'm Christian u stupid Nazi fuck. Y don't u just go fap at KKK bonfire, ZoundOfInbreeding? Who the fuck said I was Jewish? Go masturbate to a portrait of the führer.

  • i mean after "but it was time for change"

  • whats the song at start?

  • @magic7894 put "Hadag Nahash/Hene Ani Ba (here i come)" in the search line. It's an old Israeli song called "here I come".

  • @COOH28 thx :)

  • nonononono

  • Chuck Norris and Borat had sex, and the child was Zohan.

  • @ShookerTrooper I was thinking the same thing... you read minds!!!

  • @ShookerTrooper i thinking you meaning to say, chuck norris and borat did the bang boom and the child was zohan

  • @ShookerTrooper so what you mean to say is ... Chuck norris is gay ... he had sex with borat .... you wont live long

  • @ShookerTrooper ahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahhh­ahhaahahahahah LOL

  • "I am Looking for LIqwwwwwed Nitreqwwednitroshhwn"

    ok heres neosporin. Lol

  • Hay metrionix fuck your mum cos I'm a fuck german ok so you go and fuck yourself

  • nononono zohan said............

  • i love him soooooooooo much,,,

  • Was That your feet!? Yesss.. it's "the feet" {dunno lol} Smell it,Smell it {saying like: Smelit,Smelit,Smelit} Now Take it! LOL my fav part of the trailer.

  • This film looks like a load of carp.

  • SoundOfZTruth has a vagina

  • Oh you lot grow up!! the film was great!! end of...take the religious argument somewhere else!!

  • Hey, Mr. Sound of the Bullshit, I'm Christian. You fucking Nazi. Go suck KKK dick. You don't even know what the fuck you are talking about. Stop hating on the poor Jews. Everybody does. STFU! Did the Jews do 9-11? No! Did the Jews blow up a federal building in Oklahoma? No, those were Christians. Fuck you. What are you even doing on YouTube? Should you be masturbating to a portrait of Hitler?

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  • At last, Chuck Norris has competiton.

  • @ANDERSONSHAUN Really tho? but finally hahaha

  • Khangaroo! :D

  • The Song 1:21?

  • 1:30 the song? anyone?

  • One of sandlers best.

  • gooaaattttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • this is funny omg

  • look dumb

  • Jews ftw! the movie was so funny hahaha

  • @DoNotBeFail

    muslims like this movie too because at the end it showes that rednecks were the enemy in the movie

  • ZoundOfZtruth eats poo

  • @Metrionix how about ur mom and ur sis eat my dick

  • @SoundOfZtruth copycatter. i made ur mom and sis eat my dick yeasterday. they liked theirs with extra "mayo". dude dont even try. everyone here hates u.

  • @Metrionix fuck u jewish son of a bitch ... and fuck ur mom and sis and al the bitches jewish whore.... one day we will kill u all jews ...

    Christianity and Jesus will rule ...........

  • @SoundOfZtruth you do realise that Jesus was a Jew don't you?

  • @SoundOfZtruth Actually my friend jews and Christina in some parts look out for each other so you might want to watch that Some Scriptures in the bible are interpreted that they both should hold hands and defend each other.

  • @SoundOfZtruth Jesus was jewish you stupid prick. Romans the people that crusified jesus went on to become christians so they crusified there own god......

  • @SoundOfZtruth  im christian u stupid biased shit