Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Jeff Dunham Monologue Part 2

[snyk101]

21 people r chiwhauah lovers. idiots. that is not a dog its a mexican rat

[CODKiller1000]

LOL

[Awesumalan]

pause it at 0:01 he looks sooo gay or retarded (there isnt much difference

[Ariela1230]

Little boys have been known to run to their parents. MOMMY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT GI JOE JUST SAID TO ME!!!!! ...... They will never catch me. LOL

[CRZYnLAZY]

Rusty'll piss on her later. LOL!!!

[TheRedMan2550]

OMG It's Alan Wake!

[capylego]

@TheRedMan2550 just about but the face is all wrong but the hair is good

[TheRedMan2550]

@capylego The face is just barely off.

I was thinking more he's missing the elbow pads.

... And a flashlight...

[capylego]

@TheRedMan2550 and a gun and he's not a writer lol

[TheRedMan2550]

@capylego Technically he is. He has to write his own stuff.

And Sweet Daddy De is holding the gun lol

[cuteanimechibi]

jeez what i would give to meet kenna ... we would plot the world demise ... helps that shes only a year older then me cause now shed be about 14

[patcynik]

WHERE'S THE VIDEO CAMERA?! WE COULD WIN TEN THOUSAND BUCKS!

He probably carries that much around in his wallet.

[princessloranna]

kenna is his kids name?!

[JCBxSanityx]

OMG this guy is a genius

[VioletFoxWolf]

My cousin's chihuaha is way  smarter but... i see the resemblence

[joshattack55]

Yep without his puppets hes still funny and i hate that fuckin preias

[ECL28E]

Even without his puppets, he's funny

[nikkipaxon25]

@ECL28E Where do you think his puppets get it from

[sedertful]

"Kid, you smell like beer and cigarettes!"

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[ratface4az]

@sedertful Sorry, but you missed the joke. He says, "Ken, you smell like beer and cigarettes!" He is making reference to the Barby doll and her boyfriend Ken and so it is Barby that is speaking to what normally would be clean and holsem dolls.

[hannahfannahXOXO]

"...and thats why they shake."

OMG! Jeff Dunham solved one of the many mysteries of the world! He's a GENIUS!

[hannahfannahXOXO]

"Honey what was that?"

"I don't know."

"I don't know either. Your a genius do it again!"

[IPstixrawesume]

Why are we debating size and weight of dogs? Just shut up and laugh at Jeff Dunham.

[LaurenFox93]

aahahahahaha Jeff is hillarious. i couldn't breathe for laughing lol

[111puppy111]

bill has very small poop

[theatricalfanatica93]

"It's the greatest thing EVER!" bahahah

[Kan854]

"Its a rat ! Oh,Its your dog."

[rebelblnk]

GO KENNA!!! XD

[goodcharlotefan9]

chihuahua pole volting in a living room? that would be a sight to see!

[AndreSiraSebastian]

an 80 pound dog?, that's impossible, it would have to be like 5 feet tall or so fat he could barely walk. But all in the name of comedy

[ratface4az]

@AndreSiraSebastian Sorry to educate you but there are dogs over 100 pounds and no they are not 5 feet tall and they are not fat - they are big. Do an internet search - you will find out.

[AndreSiraSebastian]

@ratface4az Sorry to be honest but you sir are an ASS, and socially inept

[ratface4az]

@AndreSiraSebastian Sorry to be honest sir, but I don't care about your personal opinion of me. Your lack of the k9 genome makes you the ASS since you don't seem to understand that there are dogs that weigh more than 80 pounds and are not 5 feet tall. Do your research on Newfoundlands that reach 176 pounds and 30 inch height. And then do your research on the American Mastiff at 200 pounds and a height of 36 inches. Therefore, I will raise my right leg in salute and pee on your pant leg cuff.

[AndreSiraSebastian]

@ratface4az I never said you were wrong or did i? No i didn't. And with THIS douchebag class response you just gave, it makes you a HUGE ASS. And don't give me the BS about "i don't care about your personal opinion of me" cause the fact that you cared enough to insult me it means you DO care. Bye douche

[HellKaiserBlast]

@AndreSiraSebastian my dog weighs more than 80 pounds. and she isn't really fat or tall.

[FfFCApple]

quickly look down  omg ^^

ofcoz my wife and my girls where like wheee I coulnd´t breath I was laughin so hard ......

[vpc310]

I CULDNT BREATH I WAS LAUGHIN SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHA

[FALLOUTMADLAD]

im going to repeat a sentence and put lol at the end YAY

[renesmeeinez]

omg that was funny from 6:37 to 9:16

[ninjadude620]

My Dogs Name's Rusty :D

[SnlpErlsNaStY]

@ninjadude620 One of my friends real name is Rusty lol

[adsbuckeye3]

Holy shit...

[cooncollin]

6:37 - 9:16

best part of the video

[breibreibj]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[wereyouy]

rolling in thw lawn lmfao!

[Bastista1]

Jeff Dunham: "And then I though 'damn, if she had been going just a little faster I would have a new puppet...a chihuahua on a stick.'!"

[quicksilver1203]

Brain dead chihuahua comes along. She poops on living room carpet, I stick her nose in it and three times later she thinks: "Whoops, I'm not supposed to crap EVER."

Damn that is funny. xD

[powergal13]

proof that jeff doesn't need the puppets to be hilarious.

i laughed, i cried, i LOVED IT

[HeartBreakKidxX]

"The Chiwaua stops, she heard a new noise. She looked behind her, here comes the leash! I will say at this point the chiwaua was smart enough to know that this would be a good time to panic."

[doda]

lmfao. "I don't know how you can be friends with someone who is the same size as your poop." I love Jeff Dunham. The story with his daughter Kenna is HILARIOUS as well.

[Jraptor101]

1:03 - 1:36

That's some funny shit right there.

[Intech36]

That poor Chihuahua. geez im gonna die from lack of oxygen.

[lonnekuh]

rusty will piss on her later :P lol

[sschic101]

hahahahahahhahaha, i litterally couldn't breathe when he talked about the chihuahua being chased by the leash!!!!! hahaha lol 2 funny!

[rizzop9]

gor Jeff Dunham is even funnier without his puppets!!!!!

[disturbed2462]

lol i dont know how you can be best friends whos the same size as your poop lol

[Rikkuluvr01]

Oh crap don't look her in the eye look straight down and back away slowly,rusty will piss on her later lol!!! Love Jeff Dunham and that Chihuahua on a stick thing was funny to!

[prowlersmybaby]

Okay, so, you can spell "chihuahua" but you can't spell "too"?

[quayah724]

lmao that makes sense

[hyoboy81]

chiwhauah on a stick!!

[foodisgood16]

It's a rat oh its your dog!!! the best part of this monologue!!!

[hermionelupin]

o my god!! i was laughing sooooo hard!!! its 1 in the morning and im laughing my ass off, hmm, wonder wut the fam thinks. probably think im getting murdered in my sleep but wutevr. o jeez!! that was great! chiwhauah on a stick!! lol!!!

[twx895]

same thing happened to me when i saw this the first time but i dont think that everyone else thought that i was getting killed

[hermionelupin]

well i was trying to be quiet so it came out sounding funny. lol!! it always happens when im trying to be discreet(i sooo spelt that wrong. whoops!)

[xTurtlesrulex]

Hes soooo funny!

[Llawliet246]

Haha, Kenna is a GENIUS. XP

[foodisgood16]

damn straight!!!

[philliesbaby101]

i love when u can hear the puppets in his voice!!! u hear peanut alot!!

haha there barbie dolls actually speak... not when mommy is around! lmao

mommy u know wat tht gi joe just said to me!! hahahahaha i love jeff!!

[slayer763]

kenna is awesome!

[LilMooPrincess1994]

sometimes when he talks you'd think hes drunkk, but hes still amazingg

[tori790]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randomkid61]

Hey it's a rat!!! ohhh, it's a dog :L

[leella54]

o my gosh!!! i was laughing so hard i couldnt breath!!! LMAO!!!

my mom thought i was choking.

[Boneher4life]

xD oh man this almost killed me !

i got my sence of humor from my dad too ... hehe and we just so happen to have a little weenerdog ^^ hehe i'll show this vid to my dad and maybe we'll see if this is a true story :D

[martinhiebert]

im so going to get a chiuaua now lol

[gurlnextdoor101]

"The leash started to chse the chiuaua!' i went rotflmao!!!!!

[FADFRANKIE]

this is god damn ass funny.

[waterpolo202020]

Haha my chihuahua is almost exactly like that =] Jeff Dunham is awesome =]

[bdaybear30]

i would love to compare evil genius plans with kenna

[krekre101]

omg jeff is da shit i would luv to meet him ily krista a verry huge ass fan

[csihardfan111]

Jeff is soooo HOT!!!

[Austin131995]

hahahaha im sooo weak thats sooo fummy i thought he was only funny with puppets but hes funnier then most people on Comedy Central haha rusty will pee on her later ahhaha

[95mmk]

oh im not suppose to crap here" ---oh iim not suppose to crap ever"

[cutteddy]

ill tell u what i like its from 0:00 till 9:16 lol =P

[cpu46]

"but the leash was slightly faster!"

Lol

[MissDevlin123]

"hare comes the leash" Kenna is a genius!

[TheMugrootbeer]

I dont know how you can be friends with someone whos the same size as your poop

[Speirs248]

"IT'S A RAT" "Ope, it's your dog.."

LMFAO

[crazebassist]

"And thats why they shake." ROFLMAO

[dweb08]

i love how he says the leash then began to chase the chihuahua at 7:46 to 7:50 thats funny shit there

[Natulcien1992]

I not supposed to crap - ever

[bsrap]

"honey what was that?

Jeff - I dont kow! :)

Bill - I dont know either! You're a genius do it again!! :D" LMAO

[anh166956]

chihuahua on a steekkk LOLL

[Blindbladethehunter]

THE LEASH STARTED TO CHASE THE CHIHUAHA D:

I laughed so hard at that one xD

[tonyrocks8]

The best!!!!

[905GuitarDUDE]

this guy can make me crap my friggin pants

lol

jk

[Boneher4life]

xD omfg this guy just made me shit myself !!!

[Mikoyo15]

RUSTY MY MAAAAAAN

lol

i love how he said that

[isabellaswan16738964]

WERES THE VIDEO CAMRA!!!!!

ROFLMFAO!

[Mindless2164]

I just love it when he gets those Peanuts moments, like in 8:22

[xRemember911Bitchesx]

Being a pole vaulter makes this so much better!

"..she comes running threw the house as fast as she can and stick sticking strait out, and as she runs across the carpet in front of us, for some reason she decided to quickly look DOWN! O yes, stick stuck in the carpet, crammed down her throat with momentum she actually pole vaulted over the stick!"

hell if the stick was long enough she could of cleared 6 inches. Pole vaulting is not as scary as it looks. the faster you go, the safer you'll be

[nerdboy3911]

added on my b-day

[MrCarnivour]

help this is the perfect torture, you will laugh yourself to death!

[LindzyRae]

I have to pause this one multiple time just to catch my breath, I was getting light headed I was laughing so hard.

[BlackMuffin1]

from 7:47 it get soooo awsomet till the end!

[GunmanPunisher]

I can't stop laughing, which is not good being in a lecture and chuckling like you are high.

[Hellerty]

ROLLMFAO rolling on the lawn laughing my fucking ass off if ur a caveman xDDDDDDDDDD funniest stuff ever no doubt

[smexciigirl425]

i would be his daughter kenna in that situation........i would so do that to a chihuahua......just to hear it screamm..........."kenna and i are rolling in the lawn"

[evilbobo2]

"how can you be friends with some1 who's the size of ur poop" xD

"Hope he doesn't teach bill how to do that" (pissing on his wife) :D

[InternetSandman]

i shouldn't watch these. I can't breathe afterwards xDDDDDDDDD

[crzygurl1995]

...found the three pound stud chihuahua. I dont know how you can call anything that is three pounds a STUD!

...Little Rusty hears the argument and somehow knows we are mad at each other and apparently he takes my side, because at three or four in the morning, he will wake up and PEE on my wife. I am not kidding. It's the greatest thing EVER! I have the satisfaction of knowing that if I go to bed angry with my wife it's gonna be TAKEN CARE OF!!!

LOL these are my favorites!

crzygurl1995

[kageyasha12]

Rusty my MAAAAAN!!!!!!

[latin4evr]

"dont look her in the eye, back away slowly, rusty will piss on her later" XD

[bearhaulin120]

he is too funny!

[xXmegancatherineXx]

omg "the lease then began to chase the chihuahua!"

[crzygurl1995]

I know people get your point (i do) of what you are trying to say, but I just want to point out that you spelled leash wrong. But don't get me wrong, I understand what you mean it's just I am kind of a spelling freak! (well you could say that I guess :])

[xXShortynoXx]

"And thats why they shake" xD

omg his the best!

[chiorkid73]

"love ya honey, c ya later, rusty pissed on ya, BYE"

[ddkntc4lyfe]

'rusty will piss on her later ' hahaha

[hardrockguuy]

"Chihuahua on a stick" XD HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[RavenThornRose]

Funny! "I don't know either! Do it again!"

[Dethixx]

His youngest kid is a genius.

[BlackBurnServer]

''the 3pound Stud'' :P

[SerendipityFreekles]

owowow!!! laghing hurts!!!!!! lol!!!!

[imbatman1995]

hmm why does it hurt?

[imbatman1995]

wow. u got a problem :P

[ObitoRiot]

no, he loves her to pieces, that's why he uses so many jokes about her. She can handle the humor, and she knows Jeff's just kidding.

[KoujiHeart]

that child is twisted and funny

[KoujiHeart]

polvolting Chiwawa...roflmao Chiwawa on a stick

[jumpingrabbit5]

ah man, this is hilarious

''and then the leash, began chasing the chiwawa''

[TheSS3DarkPrince]

dont look her in the eye!

rusty will piss on her later

lol

[BellaXEdwardfoeva]

"I'm a comedy GENIUS to them now"

funny as CHIRFLUDIN hell!!!!!!

[vshart]

so funny i cant have enogh of this guy!!!

even after 6 times listening to this show its still funny as hell....... no wander rusty kip pising on his wife he kip teling jokes in his sleep.

[TheOffspringFan12]

"she looks behind her"

"HERE COMES THE LEASH"

[athena608]

um, well ya see, what he's using there is called sarcasm...

[Amisaur]

"What is this twisted little child gonna do?"

[kyubbiiflame]

leash chasign a chuhaha

[katie1234565]

i love Jeff Dunham! :) ♥

[xxnikky666xx]

u can tell which child is he likes the most

[angel0634]

shes the funniest because she's the youngest

[rodeogal007]

0;48 is funny

[Cardzer]

the whole thing is funny as hell, the traffic is shit as hell, everyone is is shit as hell wait that means we're in hell (quoted by peanut but not exactly this)

[LilLindaNguyen591]

i love the part from 6:20 to the end XDD

[THEREALLIFEWITHPRIDE]

give that dog a 10 super vote ROFL

[tommyrockergirl217]

7:06 when hes immitating his daughter he sounds like melvin

[RushFlaut]

his puppets must have cost so damn much

[0rmick]

He made a few of them himself. Jose was his first that he made completely by himself, as was Walter, and I also think Peanut, but for the rest he had effect companies help him out.

[RushFlaut]

oh thanks for the reply i didnt knew that. If i could rate your reply it would be 5*^^

[0rmick]

wikipedia

[angel0634]

he made melvin too

[brobo78]

I just love the jokes about chiuaua(i have no idea how ju spelt it..) sooo funny!!!!

[NaruHina1216]

I have a Dog he is so cute but he's a braindead miniature dachshund but I still love him

[xXSierraSwanXx]

"What is this twisted little child gonna do? She quickly and on purpose dropped the leash. The leash then began to chase the chihuahua."

XD He's hilarious!! I think he might even be funnier with out the puppets! Kenna sounds pretty funny to, she's got my sense of humor!!

[some99guy99]

don't you hope she will follow the same way as her father?

[WolvesSweetSerenade]

Yead, I do! I tink she'll be just as much of a genius as him :) I can see her telling jokes like his without the puppets.

[some99guy99]

she was 9 right, then we must wait another 9 or 10 years... :(

[Amz15]

aww man that was funny as hell

[vince38curious2]

This Guy is the Bomb He is fucking hilarious I am still laughing five minutes after watching this LOL

[jonathantrain]

i laugh repeadetly ever 3-7 minutes at school because of him! he really is the best comedian in history!

[supersam2009]

lol

[VanHalenStudios]

jeff you are funnier without the pupets

[miniskirt56]

i think he is too but w/ or w/o he is still hilarious