Banana Hands (Bad Romance - Lady Gaga Parody)

[MissRavenMoonshine]

It still cracks me up. Well done Stephen :D

[MaeSlay]

What is Stephen's life...

[veewuvechelon]

omg my 2 year old brother is actually singing along to you

[TayyWrenEatsZombies]

Sometimes a worry about you..xD lovvveee yyyooouuuuuu!

[freal426]

i'm sure you could get someone to knit you a pair of gloves :)

[skullcrushers1000]

ure hot lol

[evankeane1]

Mock of the real bannana hands... Bufallo!!!!

[trolololo95]

It's like La Roux and Jim Carrey's lovechild

[logy131]

That fella is a fucking disgrace

[Legendariums]

@logy131 Hey, that no way to talk to people with Banana hands! Stephen has a serious condition. Or are you just a homophobic dickhead?

[ysnc12]

This reminds me of salad fingers.. S:

[djzipporah]

Your hot lol

[mrjustincredible987]

that was pure and utter shit stop making videos please

[sladunkaAa]

youd make a good tranny, weird thought but,...

[calender7girl]

I would SO eat your hands XD

[phineasandferbMEAP]

lol

[purplelamprox]

at least he wont go hungry if they run out of food....

[stelfose555]

just can't get over the gloves situation

[kaceykat28]

375 people can't wear gloves either.

[kaceykat28]

he seems pretty pissed off about the gloves issue.

[kaceykat28]

what would he do if he was starving on a desert island? they are pretty handy (no pun intended)

[maxcwilson]

How does he wipe his ass?

[keelyschmeely]

I would f**k his hair

[on9isrock]

i laugh when my friend sing this song

[IDOMURrATING]

hmph nice Hairstyle as we cand see a girl already did a video reply for u it seems that she fells atracted by u =)) don`t disapoint her =))

[kaytlynlovesmusic]

I love this more than I should.. -3

[adexxektroo]

vaya que imaginacion de este tipoo jee

[uchssasuke]

I still love this video. If I ever feel down I watch this :3

[TheTazzoz]

how does he masturbate?

[xXGrimTemptationXx]

@jdabull83 I know right he just CAN'T wear gloves! This is horrible :P

[zoro7909]

gloves <3

[sundaymrng]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[SunshineIsDaShit]

this is my 53 year-old dad's favorite youtube video. he can't even navigate around this site himself so everytime I'm on he goes 'ey put that banana-hands kid on' and then proceeds to laugh like an idiot for the rest of the day.

[TheDani5924]

@SunshineIsDaShit lol this comment made my day cos i laugh at really random stuff, good on ya dad

[MrKakuzukun]

is it weird that this guy has some similer looks to david tennant

[eliapendragon]

stop lookin at the comments and watch the movie douche -_-

[WolfByATree]

Tasty...:)

[SavageAsCabbage]

i just got the 'never get loving, not even alone' thing, after a year and a half of watching this video. lol im so stupid XD

[bubblesmgee]

@SavageAsCabbage yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y would u watch this video for a year and a half????????

[SavageAsCabbage]

@bubblesmgee BECAUSE ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!! :DD

[lilimiliish]

@SavageAsCabbage what do guys do when they're alone? -.-

[sMACMHard]

This is so funny

[jdabull83]

this is worse than the holocaust

[mderezza]

well that was interesting



[redcollie99]

Since he can't were gloves, can he were mittens? :)

[mrcarbine541]

:O I LOOK LIKE THAT TOO :D



[ShanInsanity]

I'm so glad to have finally found someone who knows just what I'm going through.

[Koch199428]

I enjoy this way too much.

[theupsidedownzebra]

if i was stranded on a desert island and i had to take one person id take you cause your irish, fit and i could eat your hands!

[Flameavon]

0:05 - 0:07 look at his eyes

[theupsidedownzebra]

OMFG sooooooooooooooo funney!

[feariefreak3000]

I love his hair haha oh and his banana hands too. ;)

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

Its funny seeing him trying to pick up the phone... Sorry it JUST is

[eternalsouul]

AHAHAH, you're an idol Steph.

I remember that you had an account in dailybooth, a long time ago, like two years I think. Whereas, I follow you here, in Utube.

Bye, insane ^^

[animalluver101]

LMFAO

[JazlynHenderson]

I totally just watched this video again because of your tweet. (I know I'm lame)

[ToonksAngel142]

@andreas233223 which means he's going to be a virgin forever..that's gotta suck. xD

[ma675]

what does he mean by ''never get loving not even alone?''

[Andreas233223]

@ma675 He can't fap!

[ihumpmetal]

@ma675 he means that he cant masturbate, sorry but you fail at life even my 8 year old cousin laughed at you xD

[ma675]

@ihumpmetal Yes because I don't have a perverted mind. Your cousin can go fuck themselves btw.

[feariefreak3000]

@ma675 And you! Be nice. >:( You dont tell an 8 yr old to go fuck themselves!!! Thats sooo immature on your part.

[ma675]

@feariefreak3000 I can say whatever the hell i want.

[feariefreak3000]

@ma675 Yeah? Cuz ur a freaking dick! You are so immature! How old are you? Like 5?

[ma675]

@feariefreak3000 You humour me, look whos being all immature and losing their temper now.

[feariefreak3000]

@ma675 Huh, lets see. Why am I loosing my temper? Hmm. *thinks* Actually I'm not. I just find it ridiculous that you are telling a child to fuck themselves.

[ma675]

@feariefreak3000 I find it ridiculous that you even talked to me in the first place.

[feariefreak3000]

@ihumpmetal Hey now. Not everyone knows what he meant.

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

He should get the banana phone.. :)

[philapearts]

WTFFFFFFF :D

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

how did his mom like a banana tree.. O.O

[NekoNekobaNeko]

dude, u rock my socks

[McGirlyMakeASmiley]

Banana-lee-awsome-ness



[jonasjojojo1]

you a gey



[smexiinekoinogurl]

If everybody hadn't already ruined the joke, I would say "365 people REALLY want his banana hands." But no. I shall thumbs up and SMILE!

[Rawrr71]

This video has 365 dislikes

LAWWWLLLL

[GHee030]

I love how the dislike is 3sixty5 <33

[lizzithelion]

you have the same house phone as me :D

[7alexob]

Your a funny guy,with bananna balls.

[sarah11duhh11]

Stephen= the only good thing that came from Ireland =) im so proud right now

[lizzithelion]

@sarah11duhh11 and bribry, jakeshomevideos + harry and alfie!

[Sangkikyo]

i absolutely luv this.....enough said rite there. lmao! ILY!!!!!

[thatboyfromireland]

makes me proud to be Irish

[DeathRecon97]

now clap like this. Bevare of ze milky pirates

[storm610]

BEWARE THE MILKY PIRATE

KEEP THE MONKEY'S AWAY FROM HIS HANDS

what? no one remembers the original "My hands are bananas"?

[MrIHateStuff]

are you gay

[InsaneShannon]

Two questions

1. If he were starving on some island, would it be considered cannibalism if he hate his hands

2. "Never get lovin' not even alone" Does it mean what I think it means, or am I just being immautre?

[nikkilake101]

i like ur hair :)

[ihumpmetal]

gloves gloves gloves

[mrcheese824]

i think ur sexy with bannana hands!!! jk L0L

[philapearts]

:D



[magliocco12345]

ripped of from "My Hands Are Bananas"

[mu5hr00m5a11Th3w4y]

I wonder what happens when the bananas rot

[123LoverPanda]

how did ur parents have *** if ur dad wuz a tree??? XD LOL

[camargue123456]

@123LoverPanda She choose a branch :P

[123LoverPanda]

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[LambertFrau]

Let's hope he doesn't meet Edward Scissor-hands...then he'll have no hands :o

[CatrinaRibena]

"Never get lovin', not even alone"

Tbf, if he was girl, he'd be sorted.

[iLazyTiger]

@mcrXninjaXyo haha I just had a brain fart reading his comment!

[mcrXninjaXyo]

I can't wear gloves.

[REXRAPTER309]

this sends out a very positive message to the kids show something i realy coudnt be arssed to right

[REXRAPTER309]

no matter ho many times i see this i still ask my self how the parnets had him if his father was a fucking tree ? he needs to stuidie biologiy

[mcrXninjaXyo]

@REXRAPTER309 No matter how many times I see this, I wonder how the commenters are supposed to read this. You need to study English.

[REXRAPTER309]

@mcrXninjaXyo fucking typo stupid buttons keep getting suck or not working message he needs to study biology plus did this in about 12:00 am

[mcrXninjaXyo]

@REXRAPTER309 dude, it's just a joke. Don't worry. I really don't expect anyone to have proper spelling/grammar online :P

[REXRAPTER309]

@mcrXninjaXyo yeh i know but seriously i hate my laptop it presses all the wrong buttonz

[ExesandErin]

@REXRAPTER309 Are you seriously taking this video literally? I'm pretty sure even kids will realise that his father wasn't ACTUALLY a tree.

[Rayannami]

He is really upset about the gloves thing isn't he?

[feariefreak3000]

@Rayannami Seems like it huh? XD

[xxxbethl]

@Rayannami Hahah! Amazing comment!

[Rayannami]

@xxxbethl

Why thank you my friend

[TheLastBimzy]

@Rayannami no glove, no love



[bubblyfishy11]

this is seriously the funniest thing iv ever seen

[ciaracacs]

hahahahaaa!! i found this a year ago and it still cracks me up everytime i see it :) i Love Irish People ❤

[crazypizzaeater3]

that is one fine piece of flesh:3



[Misslovelyrics]

i <3 this vid. everytie i see it i'm pissing my self laughing....

Tried to open doors but the handle just wont bend !!!

<3 <3 <3 <3

[brookethearab]

I think this video scared me more than Friday by Rebecca Black did.

[andreaaa617]

can't get lovin, not even alone? real classy stephen. (:

[anonymous1153]

You creeped me out. I'll hav nightmares with killer bananas.

[anonymous1153]

My mother was human, my father a tree. XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Jack Bananahands!

[StevePoyza]

I can't get over how bad the singing is.

[IslaxMarie]

@StevePoyza It doesn't matter ¬_¬

[StevePoyza]

@IslaxMarie sorreh!

[techno1288215]

ur weird :D

[Jensenerror]

My mother whas a human, my father a tree... ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR DIED OF LAUGHING

[xPinkFrostedDonut]

Best parody on youtube ever :') It's stuck in my head every day and i sing it out loud non-stop xD

gloves gloves gloves i cant wear gloves <3 lol

[XChalkyJedwardX]

<3 <3 LOL <3 <3

[MizzAutumnStar]

UR SO LUCKY!!!! I have ALWAYS wanted hands that are bananas! favorite part is "Can't drive a car can't call my friends. Try to open doors but the handle just wont' bend I CAN'T WEAR GLOVES!!!" AKA all of it...

[Zakliya]

You're hysterical!!

[RawrrrLikeAKitty]

I laughed way too much at this c':

[xXxPiggyPuddinxXx]

this is great xD 5 stars for you ^-^ x

[lovablesnickers16]

u must be pissed that u cant wear gloves



[TheHospitalPlease]

I love this... xD

[helena912]

I would totally do him.

[robynbirde]

Lol omg it's so creepy... XD

[violetstars16]

he was born this way

[15stargaze]

@violetstars16 Love it.xD

[likysbinkys]

This guy is really hot ;)

[MissLydiamck]

possibly your best video.... oh wait they are all the best! Brain overload :)x

[sofikleo]

best song ever xDD

[KrisIsTheShit1]

this is fucking hilarious.

[shanbob100]

Love u Steven xxxx

[SuperBasil11]

i made this song up i swear but i didnt have the banana hands bit ask all my frieds they will agree with me and i made it 2 years ago

[EbnAddy]

lol reminds me of edward scissor hands..

[Linefollower24]

this song is not long enough :D

[PartyGirlDNM]

as much as i like bad romance this is WAY better

[Broken915]

This song makes me nervous.

[TiffaniLuvsYou52]

.... do your banana hands ever spoilll ? ^.^'

[hiiamyx]

'I would never get ger surgery, if you wanna like me, you'll like me for me' ~ very true point....you're truely adorable! <3 LOVE YOU STEPHEn. ;)

[creatures0blood]

thumbs up if you bobed your head to this

even slightly

[simbaaddict]

@Kaaooru A band we started, we have alot of diffrent instruments, trumpets, guitars, drums, flutes, I play the Bass!

[simbaaddict]

My band was learning Bad Romance, we couldn't stop singing this song I CANT WEAR GLOVES!!!!!!!!

[MorganMillionairee]

I like your abnormal wrists.

[coolcat376]

I can't wear gloves

gloves,

gloves,

gloves,

I can't wear gloves!

[FlaSnowFlake91]

The rubber bands are a nice touch. lol

[clubpenguinlovalady]

I'm jedward1 (on blogtv) and @3sixtyz5dayz (on twitter)

[care2much2]

cute

[MODZxGAMES]

lyrics please want to sing it at school

[JeffosSecret]

Haha! You look like Wolverine!

[TheDomeSeeKeR]

yeye BJ!!

[WsRez]

hahaha my friends call me banana hands.. the also posted this on my fb wall.. ha frig

[Mrmonkter]

looks like he was the drama leader in highschool XD

[ArielleAnonymous]

i've got that phone too!

[aimeejacqueline]

You are an idiot!Who thinks of that??XD

[COTCgirl123]

I love how the further into the vid you go, the more the bananas slip LOL..

[tylerandalexninjas]

This was the first video I ever saw of Stephen's and I'm still obsessed with it! :D I love you, Stephen!