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  • The majority of smart phowned is probably fake...

  • My mom got me a black iphone, I WAS SO EMBARRASSED AT SCHOOL. FUCK YOU MOM, LAZY CUNT! Then I died and no one remembered me.

  • "PortmantEW"

    Nice.

  • I find this funny because I have misanthropic views.

  • I wanna meet you and eat parsley.

  • I wanna meet you and eat parsley.

  • I think you might mave been refering to quantum electrodynamics... I might be totally wrong.

  • Just thought it was pretty hilarious to see a mormon advertisement within the context of your channel. Though it wouldn't be surprising for them to target words like 'atheism'.

  • you need to lighten up;) Think simple happy thoughts and have a simple happy life;)

  • @Raskvidh i hate you.

  • @thrashblackdeath666 i dont care :p

  • DUDE BLOW ME

  • My mother is obsessed with Damn You Auto Correct, a site extremely similar to the one you mentioned here. She doesn't understand why I can't stand it, but I think you described my reaction pretty well. All I feel when I see sites like that is that most of these people are wasting their lives with petty details. It doesn't bring me joy to watch people fail any more, it just erodes at what little faith I have left in the human spirit.

  • You're a part of the problem, TJ.

  • @BrandurJustinussen You a tard, girl.

  • About those particles, they're antimatter and matter particles, popping in and out of extremely small edges in the fabric of Space-Time.

    Nothing is perfect that's a law of Physics so even Space-Time has imperfections these are wormholes, which connect to a different place and time.

    When antimatter meets matter it destroys each other, but on the exact edge of a black hole one of the 2 particles is absorbed into the hole and the other is cast away from it, the last one is called Hawking radiation.

  • gurl waz walkin 2 skwool with her bf n they wer crossin the rode.(Dis is sadbtw mak u cry.)

    she sed "will u luv me 4evr?" he said "NO..."

    da gurl cryd n ran across da rode be4 da green man came on the sign.

    she got hit by a car.

    da boi waz cryin and went to da body.

    she waz ded.

    he whisperd 2 da corpse..

    "i meant 2 say ill luv u FIVE-ever...."(dat meaned he luved her MOAR then 4ever..)

    thums up if this made u cry :(

  • @imati96 it didn't because of your grammar, and it was a dumb sad story

  • I am disgusted my the stupid shit that humanity takes part in as well. I hate humanity!

  • Listen to Shining, TJ, its misanthropy may appeal to you...

  • ... in a way anyways, but I don't know! I could be just saying some crazy talk! :P Though like I said, I do understand your point! I just feel like it could be a painful existence to feel like humanity is doomed all the time LOL! but trust me... I feel as though I have been in a similar stressed/anxiety filled mindset before!

  • experience is feeling things, and if we only allowed ourselves to feel what was important in the big picture of things... well number 1 it'd be kind of impossible (try to tell a 5 year old they can't be upset about their toy breaking) and number 2, I feel it would stop people from maturing and growing into themselves as individuals.

  • The understand your point to an extent, however humans have emotions and life is subjective. If you are having a horrible day, you feel bad about it... are there worse things happening in the world? Yes. But everyone is entitled to an emotional reaction regardless of whether it's relevant to the "grand scheme of things". However- I do agree that people can get riled up over things which are truly well... nothing in comparison to the universe. However, part of the whole life and human

  • I share yahtzee's view on humans - shit

  • so your asshole, TJ, is an abyss? can i enter it? would you really give a shit if I did that?

  • SO Stupid. holy fuckcrap

  • People can easilly make shit up and type it into that site. I doubt any of the texts are real. I would like to thonk most people are not so dumb to not check the measage before they send it but whi knows And perverted or crazy things will only come out in auto correct if that is what you tpe most of that time. But either way, it is a website, People are just submitting the craziest, stupidest, or most perverted things they can think of. It is nothing to take seriously.

  • I had this same exact thought

  • Not much of a pilosopher.

  • another bullshit site full of madeup content, cant believe people buy this shit

  • @ReceiveTheFlame Like FML?

  • Your dog is so cute! :)

  • tj married?

  • Just so you know, all the conversations from that site were fake.

  • Wonderful presentation of the bullshit that is and will forever be, us humans.

  • only a fuckin idiot would love humans. God people suck SOOOO much. theres nothing in existence a man should fear and detest more than his fellow man

  • so when the fuck did tj get married?

  • @KatySteffen he didn't lol

  • There doesn't seem to be much room between your chair and your door. Mmhmm

  • TJ just saw WATCHMEN!

  • @0o0Horses0o0 i know. what depressed him so haed about this fake-funny stories web-site? maybe they paid him to do kind of promo...

  • smartphowned isn't as bad as the stuff that people post on lemonparty. org

    If you haven't visited, go there, it's freakin' funny xD

  • @TheExarion I fucking hate you. I'd hate you more but my 12 year old cousin is currently crying behind me and it's causing me to laugh really hard.

  • @junglevacuum No problem, mate! ^_^

  • @TheExarion

    trollface.jpg

  • @illusion0delusion Most definitely.

  • TJ, that site is hilarious. Get over yourself

  • TJ I want you to know, if you ever read this, that your videos really make me feel better when I'm feeling depressed.

  • The sad thing is the creator of smartphowned is probally rolling in money

  • check out unfriendable too, it's less depressing and more funny. The people aren't selfish just really stupid

  • TJ, have you studied a school of philosophy called "stoicism"? You explaining about being a flickering light in an abyss and therefore nothing really matters is pretty much what the stoics think

  • I didn't hear one word of what you said... Sorry, but i was looking at Grendel.

  • People generally live by what they see, even though we all know that we're almost nothing in the universe. I looked, I giggled, alot because of the social rules and stigma that I've come to know. Does any of it really matter? No, but it's what we see from day to day, which makes it that much more relevant to us, as we are still humans after all, whether we like it or not.

  • Nothing REALLY matters when you think about it in such a big scale. The thought of that always gets me depressed.

  • @Fr0mTheBlind I dont see why thats so depressing? Do you really need a reason for life?

  • I think along similar lines. Too many people only look right in front of themselves, in a metaphorical sense, and they never gaze upon the universe as a whole, and it definitely affects their lives and their priorities

  • You probably are the only person who could adequately summarize how I feel about this life so well...

  • port man toe*********

  • I think the sme way you were and it really helps me not give a fuck about things, and in the words of George Carlin, not giving a fuck really helps sometimes

  • Least funny site in the world..

  • hahahaha your dog at the beginning

  • I'm in love with you, TJ. Just letting you know.

  • That larger understanding about what we really are helped me get over a lot of my own selfishness. Maybe not on the Quantum level but the chemical level at the very least.

  • Your pug is cute.

  • You just pointed out why people are so stupid and upset

  • I went to that site, nothing but fake funny stories, is this a promotional video? cause nothing to be depressed about

  • 0:00

  • Grendel's like "What's he talking about? I want food."

  • just end yourself TJ, seriously, you won't make a difference

  • Stardust.

  • Dust in the wind

  • Yep, virtual particles is what their called TJ.

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  • "-Haha thats cool im starving

    -Yeah i was too until i started eating this delicious pussy

    -Are you eating pussy? I guess ill talk to you later...

    -PIZZA!!! not pussy!"

    From that site... Just laughed so hard!

  • @sukablianah2 OH HO HO HO HO! AH HA HA HA HA! How wonderfully humorous!

  • I've thought about this many many times but I still care about the smallest of things. The flash in and out of existance for us seems so slow untill we look back on what we have done and realize that time has passed by so fast.

  • As long as there is human, there is human selfishness. I don't care any less that someone could fuck my girlfriend at any given moment just because I know my place in the universe.

  • Cool. A fellow misanthrope. People just suck ass in general.

  • Hey TJ can you grow a real mullet this time ? Cheers <3 Keep pwning.

  • Omg iPhone YouTube arrggh.

    I mean that's

    'Greater than or equal to'

    Not

    'equal to'

  • Sorry that's -= not =

  • Maybe bc we are just a flicker is why people do care. They know in the grand scheme they are nothing so they hold on to the tangible things surrounding them.

  • And I would care but life would be more depressing in general with that outlook that you are worthless... Which is the truth

  • I was thinking bout that to, well the apace part XD empty space doesn't exist, but there are things inside objects called cells and we know what's in cells so what's in that? I wanna see the tinnies part of the object but even then there would be more to that so.. WTF.

  • yes, i would care. Even though i have that perspective mostly all of the time...

  • Particles are created by the physicists looking at the them. In the same way that a golf ball doesn't exist until it is referred to or noticed by someone. Its a mind-bender.

    The closer you look at something, the more you change it...

    Δx . Δp = h / 2π

  • Stay clean-shaven TJ

  • Thanks for the perspective, TJ. It's always good to have a reminder every now and then. If everyone just stopped and realized how small we really are in this universe, and what limited time we really have here, whatever the fuck this life is, most (if not all) of the major problems plaguing humanity would dissipate at the drop of a hat. Peace!

  • Phowned- because poor literacy is KEWL!!

    Besides, I think matters isn't how important you are to the rest of the universe (if that was true, the entire human race should just commit suicide), but how much one matters to his/herself. You pat your friend's back when they feel bad because either you feel bad too via empathy or you were raised to do it and fear being scolded or beaten if you did nothing.

  • a lot of stupid bullshit happened in my life. and no matter how much i let it get to me ... the outcome is always the same. so why lust in my own pity. who the fuck cares. you call it depression, negativity, "psychological problems," what have you.

    at the end of the day it all boils down to me being as big as an ant judged by words bigger than the world. i live my own lifestyle. i call it being real, and i've never been happier.

  • Phowned- because poor literacy is KEWL!!

  • You have a puppy, therefore you should not be sad. :P

  • This guy needs Lithium. LOL. Seriously though, he needs lithium.

  • @jordanjcm Isn't that what you use to treat bipolar disorder/manic depression?

  • Your dog is so freakin cool

  • Are you married?

  • It probably wouldn't make a difference because, for most humans, the universe starts when they are born and ends when they die.

  • ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ to the 18 dislikes

  • Is this out of sync? :(

  • I love how your dog is staring philosophically at you at the beginning of the video.

  • Anti-depressants help TJ. What's yours?

  • everything gets corrupted eventually and quantum physics is corrupted science. it's just a construct that allows mathematical paradoxes to exist without being called paradoxes. you DON'T divide by zero or add up infinities. no one understands quantum physics because it's wrong. in the religion of quantum physics not even reality is real anymore. don't use that shit in your arguments, tj, you don't need it.

  • pea brain or p-brane? SNAP

  • @CopperGaut Ha!

  • grendel!

  • I don't care about shit, and weed makes it better.

  • @NewAgedRage Yeah!

  • Are you saying that sociopaths are born with the realization that they're small and tenuous? Does a mother kill her baby daughter so she can party because she has that larger perspective? I don't think that not caring equals not selfish.

  • Pfft, go to My Life is Average dot com, it's way worse. The stories are so fucking fake it's not even funny.

  • It's also when you know that you're going to live forever no matter what that trivial life events lose their sting. Nothing is so big that it can't be lived down in an eternity eventually.

  • the smart phowned page didn't really get me down, because I pretty much wrote it off as totally fake and bad attempts at humor by teenagers... However.. I just read about 20 pages of the "Clients from Hell" blog, " A collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers." and had similar feelings of ill will towards the human race....

  • there is empty space as we would know it but it quantum physics throws doubt on the very concept of nothingness at all.not every piece of space is occupied by particles coming into and out of existence only some of it.

  • SmartPhowned? More like SmartFauxned!

    (I'm sorry.)

  • I don't like the videos on this channel compared to "The Amazing Atheist", but the only reason is that the sound and video here are not synchronized

  • Having that larger perspective is frightening to the dim. So they fill up their head and time with nonsense like the idea of an afterlife and relationships and such to ignore the fact that our existence is transitory. "ticking away, the moments that make up the dull day..."

  • @Nagneto

    Pink Floyd.

    I love you.

  • Yeah I went to the site and read some of them and those "texts" are soo fake that i wish those people had better things to do than make shit up.

  • did you just equate someone else fucking your girlfriend... with someone sleeping with your sister? and i thought i was weird.

  • I don't even have to read these phowned things to hate humanity. I don't necessarily hate people, but mankind and it has done to, well, everything.

    If I had a device to turn back time, I would turn it back at least 10 million years, to a time where there is a good chance, that humans will never evolve.

    Thanks for bringing this up

  • I think having a larger perspective can help to curb the ego, and perhaps lessen selfishness, but I believe you are correct in that it won't go away. I know that attempting to comprehend the universe and my position in it has done wonders for my outlook on life and my attitude towards other human beings (all for the better), but at the same time maybe I'm just fucking weird.

  • TJ, you're so deep and all knowing...

  • cool dog man.

  • You should do more of those.....

  • I agree.

  • I just read 36 pages... It's pretty entertaining, but it's kinda obvious that most of them are fake.

  • TJ, it sounds ta me like you just made a solid case for legalizing rape. I agree.

  • Is that Gandalf? It's been so long. Glad he's still around. 8-)

  • Would you give a shit if you actually got banned from macdonalds. Yes you would. You would scream like a little kid that got his favorite toy taken away. Don't judge people for wanting other things in life than food TJ. Stop being a hypocrite and stop fucking eating so much already.

  • The universe doesn't care about humans. But why should you think in such gigantic terms when you are only human yourself? Worry about the little things, every insignificance there is. Get mad, be ashamed, frolic. Your small shitstain on the face of the planet you call your life is the only thing you have.

    Btw: Almost everything is empty space. An atom is 10000 times bigger than its nucleus. What's beetween those few electrons is practically nothing. Your fat belly is more than 99% emty space.

  • You keep applying the micro of the foundations of existence to the macro of our own spatial phenomenal existence; in relative terms yes we are only temporal, but in terms of our ourselves as ourselves, we all have the rest of our lifetimes to get on with; we are, after all, only human.

  • In regards to the quantum physics, you're wrong. There ARE such things as empty spaces, they are places fully devoid of matter, such as a vacuum. Good video anyways, just wanted to get that nerd

    fact of my chest.

  • Yeeeeaah!! I am part of the problem!!!

  • You should redo this video popup video style and add dialogue popups from Grendel...I keep imagining what he'd say as he watches your video.

  • Well done TJ you've discovered Nihilism.

  • i love this dog

  • I like these videos.

    

  • lol this is a bit like watching an old Japanese movie.

  • dont compare hypothetical particles with human life TJ its not a very good comparison.If they had brains to think about life, we cant say if they give fuck about stupid things in their world, and if they dont have brains and lives they cant give a fuck.Some one with a different perspective might watch your channel and think the same, remember stupid or not is a perspective and it changes with places, culture, times etc, too many variables there to conclude stupidity value of something.peace

  • Haha, the dog on the background is brilliant. XD

  • @Arppis haha Thumbs up for Epic Pug in deep thought!

  • @KittyCatMo Stop asking for thumbs up, retard

  • @KittyCatMo

    Yeah! :D

    It's hilarious how dogs look like they are thinking REAAAALLY hard sometimes. :)

  • It's weird because yesterday I was looking at a similar site and I had the same feelings. Yes, some of them are funny.. but some make you realise how fucked up some people are.

  • Me: "Hmm, i exist for such a miniscule periode of time and I'm so insignifficant that I may as well be an atom on a pimple on gods ass. Maybe i shouldn't waste the precious time I have on the internet"

    (5 philosofical minutes later)

    "Oh hey that kat is playing the keyboard"

  • @Noone1505123 ^ i just made that my facebook status. brilliant. haha.

  • for the first time, I think you're being optimistic, though you slightly lean towards the "negative" side of things right at the end,

    I would say no, it would have no effect on people's selfishness, if not it would only increase it, if life is only so short, than why not be as selfish as possible,

    basically I think that knowledge, at least for the majority, would not spark enlightenment but rather manifest fear

    liked, faved, checking that site out, sounds awesome

  • Existentialist thoughts...

  • If you always look upon things a cosmic scale you will never be more then a peace of shit on a stick and with that mindset one wont amount to anything

  • Overreact much

  • TJ can't enjoy anything, you sad fat man

  • I seriously doubt any of them are real.

  • "Nothing" doesn't exist because Gravity is everywhere and permeates the entire universe in all places. So there is no place where "nothing" exists.

  • i think the pug at the start is just awesome

  • I totally agree with you TJ, I've had the same type of thoughts several times about that kind of stuff. It just makes you realise how disproportionate an amount of attention people give to the mindless day-to-day trivialities of what we consider to be important parts of our lives.

  • Jesus, I wasted 2 hours on that website. Had some good laughs, although I agree with most of what you said, it is scary to think that some of the texts may be real. Being human sucks, we're a disgrace.

  • Well, even though I might just exist for a minimal amount of time on the universes time scale, for me it feels like forever and during that time I´m gona do whatever makes me happy.

    So please excuse me, I´m gonna go troll some christians.

  • Grendel looks interested lol

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  • I was already disappointed in humanity. Whenever I read obviously stupid comments or bloopers I want to tell that person how stupid they are, but it fades away quickly and I just don't comment on it.

  • I once text a girls home phone saying I wanted to fuck her, it did the text to speech thing and her mum picked up.

  • I sometimes still feel that way, but I've kind of just learnt to go with the flow.

  • If you tell yourself that if you die jumping out of a plane it won't even matter, you'll still shit your pants when the parachute doesn't work.

  • Lol, you don't hate humanity. You hate this culture. And that is very sane thing to do.

  • Man I totally understand how you feel. I have days where I just hate everyone and just think how did the human race even survive?

  • welcome to nihilism ;-)

  • I get those kinds of thoughts pretty frequently ever since I started to learn about quantum physics/mechanics...

  • Equivalency of matter and energy. Nothing really burst into existence and disappear.

  • @meestryal That we don't know.

  • @LiBlub1 @LiBlub1 That we are very very sure of.