MARTIN RIZO Stand up comedy the jon lovitz club, One liners

[DancingSpiderman]

What REALLY blows my mind is , you live in the BEST part of town for Mexican food, and not the fast food Del Taco stuff -- and all the obese Mexicans who should know better can be found at the HomeTown Buffet

[DancingSpiderman]

... yeah me too, I was on house arrest... it's startling when you see a BIG anus, attached to a big fat guy with assne, on the chrome faucet when you bend on over to pick up the soap in the shower... and you realize that guy is YOU

Those electronic anko bracelets pack a good SHOCK when they get wet, hah?

Later foo