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  • HEY YOU BITCH IM THE STRATEGY GUIDE!!!! LMFAO!!!

  • this game will make you a master if you complete.

  • GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!

  • I'd still rather do this than take Chemistry.

  • Egoraptor should really do Dark Souls. It fits perfectly in the hell you have to go through the game. May God help us all...

  • what were the other two dudes doing

  • XD GOD CANT HELP YOU NOW!!!!

  • This video perfectly describes the difficulty of these games

  • Haha

  • You know your desperate for thumbs up when you say the same line as one of the top comments but alter it to try and seem like you were actually trying to come up with something clever when in actual reality you were just copying someone else

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  • I fucking love Ninja Gaiden.

  • I feel bad for the bookcase that got owned

  • I'd kind of like to see a Sequelitis on the Ninja Gaiden trilogy. I think it would be awesome!

  • NUNCHAK-FUCK!

  • You know you're in Hell when the tutorial level kills the Strategy Guide.

  • PERSON 1:OH GOD HELP ME!

    NINJA : GOD CANT HELP YOU NOW!

  • Boobs makes everything better.

  • Act V

  • GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!!

    This is the funniest part of the video and it's been ruined by that stupid "I mean, Venusaur" comment. Is this what Egoraptor would have wanted?

  • @TheSpaceBar90 i would have to agree with you cut the venusaur crap i mean it's funny at first but when you paste it on EVERY FUCKING VIDEEOOO IT GETS SO FUCKING ANNOYINGNNNNNNAAAAAAHHHHHHH KABOOM

  • @nathan12670 I know right? I mean, Venasaur, uh, oh crap... *it's implied that you're pissed at me*

  • That bookcase... XD

    

  • How to acquire bajillion thumbs in an Egoraptor video:

    *Quote from the video* - I MEAN VENUSAUR!

    Youtube makes me sick.

  • *hey there's a ninja with huge boobs down there :3 my lucky day!

  • This is the first video by egoraptor i've ever watched. Saw it back in 2009.

  • I used to be the strategy guide, then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @20starcombomaker Soooooooooo last year

  • i've played ninja gaiden, and this vid is so true i breezed though the tutorial sure, but the first level... so. many. NINJAS!

  • Whoever disliked this, i feel sorry for your mother....-__-'

  • venasaur selling out faster than arrow to the knee jokes

  • is anybody else wondering what the fuck is venasaur?

  • awww i love Egoraptor's older drawings :D i think they're a bit too streamlined now but still Awesome!

  • venasaur joke is overused now please stop top commenting it please for the love of god

  • this proves ninja gaiden kicks ass to the max

  • This provest ninja gaiden kicks ass

  • Awesome Gaiden 2 please I mean venasaur!

  • Ninja Gaiden: the only game that raped its own strategy guide.

  • Wtf

  • Funny

  • Oh god...........................­..

  • I actually didn't think that the first Ninja Gaiden was that hard. I sort of breezed through it, getting a few game overs every once in while. I did get stuck on the last level though, and never made it to the boss.

  • i used to make funny comments... then i took a--- 0:33 never mind D:

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  • Hey there's a ninja with huge boobs over there!

  • @FireNinjaYoshimasaX UH COOL?!!

  • 513 people didn't pass ninja gaiden

  • I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD WHEN AYANE CAME XD

  • lol this is awesome!

  • are the new games as hard as the old ones

  • You know your fucked when the tutorial level kills your strategy guide

  • oh god...

  • i used to play vidio games like you, then my console took an arrow to the knee

  • @farges76 ferp

    

  • @farges76 I bet you like the smell of peoples asses

  • THIS WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY! JUNE 19!!

  • When one of the top comments is about the two top comments being the same, you know you have been Inception fucked.

  • he's doomed, he didn't even put the game in the console before he got owned.

  • don't worry pal i'll sav- ....he means "venasaur".

  • They never even put the game in the system.

  • @EggsGamingSD I Know What You Mean... I Mean Venasuar...

  • press 9 for boobies :3

  • @HeyImMagic 9 ouo

  • OH GOD

    

  • GOD THESE FUCKING LIPS!!

  • How come the Ninja with Huge boobs only gets one word?

  • vagina

  • Slowly getting more and more annoyed with these Venasaur comments >.< its like the new arrow to the knee

  • @EggsGamingSD YOU MEAN VENASAUR!

  • you know your fucked when your strategy guide gets stabbed D:

  • This clip can double for Battletoads.

  • ''God cant help u now''

  • HEY ! theres a ninja with huge boobs over there ! i mean venasaur!

  • lol this pretty much sums up the difficulty setting never seen in western games I call it Japan.

  • EVEN THE MANUAL IS HARD OMG!!!!!!

  • dont try to hold in your laugh it will kill you if you do

  • I'm on starerosise

  • OMG MDAWWAWAA!!

  • "God can't help you now".... I wonder what the priest would say about that.. lol

  • God can't help you no- I MEAN VENASAUR!

  • @Chinese0Chicken Fuck your mother

  • waaaa shap

  • Some say .... Ninja GAYYYYYden

  • to dark soul gamers

    first ninja is your first invader

    the army of ninja is darkroot forest

    and the guide is big mouth friend who thinks he's all that

  • when two of the top comments are the same you know you have been fucked

  • @HAWKZERO360 well their not so fuck off -.-

  • @HAWKZERO360 no, when the 2 top comments are the same you know you have been ninja'd...

    ZING!

  • Where do I recognise that ninja with big boobs?

  • @DragosTheGod Probably some stupid Naruto character...

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  • oh you think that´s hard?!

    there´s Dark Souls over there!

  • @Demiurgo040383 Dark souls is only hard if your an idiot that doesn't know how to pay attention. Ninja gaiden is hard because it is unfairly cheap.

  • @Argol228 or a pretentious prick who thinks he knows everything from a comment in youtube.

    TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • @Demiurgo040383 you are the one that misread and jumped to a conclusion. I meant no ill will towards you, I never called you an idiot. I was just saying that Dark souls is only hard if you don't what to do.

  • @Argol228 Well, I've never played Dark souls, but Demon's Souls is hard as hell.

  • @ClockworkChimera Dark souls is harder but both games are about how you engage the enemy. you have to be smart and exploit their short comings, knights with big weapons tend to swing slow so it is a matter of avoid and counter. guys with spears will have a range advantage and poke at you so you strafe around them and slash at their sides. enemies like the Taurus demon are large and you can roll under the legs and get behind them. Observe and act.

  • @Argol228 Ugh, I haven't even gotten to the Tauros demon. I'm stuck fighting the giant armored spider, I keep running out of bolts before I can kill him.

  • press two to think of a penis joke

  • I just love how the ninja is talking to the guy and then just randomly destroys 3 bits of furniture and then continues talking XD

  • This is actually a pretty accurate interpretation of the difficulty of NG games. 

  • Uh COOL?!

    omg xD

  • Oh my God and... uaaaaaaaaaaaah!

  • sooooo true fans of the series love this myself included

  • GOD CANT FUCKIN HELP YOU NOW!

  • i paused to see the ninja with hudge boobs...i like it

  • 0:09 - 0:18 Ninja Gaiden 3 multiplayer summed up in 9 seconds.

  • Hey check out this new game i got

    Wat is it

    Its called PEENIS!!!!!! Its supposed to be totaly hard

  • That hugh boobs ninja is ugly if not she would come to my house right now and have sex on my keybored diby8iasfi8auwbfnaoun9ioapnu9j­nmwojapnfoaw-[nfpkinjmta0wine jwoa[n unbuj an][0ijre0iqwuj4982=.v, 432 ew esfse eim 998ujai0-.,fofaoifakdsakdsfasr­ojkfaip,fiafadsa, iuo 

  • The old ones sir not the new ones

  • Uh, cOooL?

  • It's a shame they missed the ending bit...

  • Anyone else wonder where the fuck the other guys went?

  • @PSNGreyLynx My guess is they ran. If a ninja would jump into room from TV and start kicking my friends ass I would run and run fast.

  • press 8...

  • The tutorial level is so hard that he stops to stare at the girl with big boobs!

    ... but the other guy pays no mind.

    D:>

  • i cant stop lmao

  • Translation: Ninja Gaiden is so fucking hard, a SG doesn't even help!

  • @ROOKI3LINKX what ninja gaiden we talking about? the games not that hard. I've played both ninja gaidens on highest difficulty and the other 2 sigma games on highest difficulty. Only thing I found hard in that game was beating alma >.>

  • @oSayWerd I've beaten them all by sheer luck, but they are all hard as balls

  • @ROOKI3LINKX haha agree'd

  • Ita funny cause its incredibly accurate!

  • press 7 then press 8 then just keep pressing them to see the strategy guide get stabbed.

  • not gonna lie in ninja gaiden u can kill 100 novice ninja and one ninja with a crooked headband can fuck ur day up regardless of the level

  • this is so true

  • UHH... COOL?! It Would Be If You Weren't Getting Your Ass Kicked So Hard.

    Made me LOL so hard.

  • the crazy thing ninja gaiden was really that hard. Lol.

  • Press 2 to freak the shit out.

  • The look on Ryu's face after he fucked up that stradegy guide is fuckin' awesome.

  • push 5 to see the ninja girl with huge boobs over there :3

  • I am now legitimately afraid of the tutorial level. I shit bricks at the thought of the next level.

    *cowers under the fucked up part of YouTube*

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  • @over9000ftwbaby Too late, they're already working on it.

    :D

  • THANK GOD YOUR HERE....OH God

  • GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOO... i mean Venasaur

  • it seems to me the other levels were kinda lax they were just like "what up"

    the tutorial on the other hand.....shudder

  • god can't help you now!!!!!

  • the day i beat ninja gaiden was awesome....as was the day i beat ninja gaiden 2....but when i beat ninja gaiden 2 on hardest difficulty, my life was complete....please god do not make a third!

  • GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW !!

  • 0:34 ... i just shit bricks

  • lol i love how this video is not even 1/100 of how hard the real game is...

  • I love how the ninja came out the tv before he put the game in.

  • GOD CAN HELP YOU NOW LMFAOOO

  • i literally laughed out loud when he shanked the strategy guide

  • 0:08 Wilhelm scream

  • When the tutorial lv kills the stragity guid ur fucked

  • @Mrtrollzar1 WHAT?

  • The psycho face at 0:33 is just priceless

  • Oh, come on, it's not that ha- *sounds of disembowelment*.

  • also 0:32 is hilarious.

  • lol 0:33

  • =O

    

  • If the tutorial level is that fucking hard, what's the final boss like?!

  • ok when the strategy guide is getting owned in the tutorial you know you are in big trouble

  • What program he use? for cartoons

  • 0:33 is when I saw an arrow to the knee joke

  • watermelon landslide... zero punctuation.... all im sayin...

  • hahahahaha killed the strategy guide. I loled so hard just now.

  • u should make one of skyrim

  • "It would be, if you werent getting your ass kicked so hard...." hahahah

  • O_O oh god

  • @militaryman770 Whaaatssssss up

  • What did that guy in the front of the ninja mob say?

  • @militaryman770

    "Waaaaatch out"

  • .....Oh god...

    LMFAO

  • @TheSonicxAnime your gay

  • If he can't survive the tutorial. How the hell did he survive buying the game?

  • My uncle has this game & its super freaking hard, the strategy guide doesn't help shit

  • You know your fucked when the tutorial level kills the strategy guide -_-

  • This video is not awsome

  • 7 for the sentence of life

  • 3 words... WHAT...THE...HELL...

  • i played st ninja gaiden thats pretty much how it goes and at end of tutorial lvl is boss hes fking invincable!!!!!

  • i never get tired of this video XDDDDD

  • wait the tutorial just killed the game guide...

  • There chick with huge........WAFFLE FIRES

  • Me- " This game is to fucking hard and stressful..what other games do i have to play?"

    *Looks in drawer, and sees Dark Souls, Medal of Honor Frontline, Resistance 1, and Morrowind*

    Me- " FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

  • R.I.P. Strategy Guide...

  • i beat this game hahahahahahahaha

    

  • @eunaogostodevoce6 have your wounds healed? X D

  • Stop the stupid "arrow to the knee" reference...the shit is stupid now!