You know your desperate for thumbs up when you say the same line as one of the top comments but alter it to try and seem like you were actually trying to come up with something clever when in actual reality you were just copying someone else
@TheSpaceBar90 i would have to agree with you cut the venusaur crap i mean it's funny at first but when you paste it on EVERY FUCKING VIDEEOOO IT GETS SO FUCKING ANNOYINGNNNNNNAAAAAAHHHHHHH KABOOM
I actually didn't think that the first Ninja Gaiden was that hard. I sort of breezed through it, getting a few game overs every once in while. I did get stuck on the last level though, and never made it to the boss.
@Demiurgo040383 you are the one that misread and jumped to a conclusion. I meant no ill will towards you, I never called you an idiot. I was just saying that Dark souls is only hard if you don't what to do.
@ClockworkChimera Dark souls is harder but both games are about how you engage the enemy. you have to be smart and exploit their short comings, knights with big weapons tend to swing slow so it is a matter of avoid and counter. guys with spears will have a range advantage and poke at you so you strafe around them and slash at their sides. enemies like the Taurus demon are large and you can roll under the legs and get behind them. Observe and act.
@Argol228 Ugh, I haven't even gotten to the Tauros demon. I'm stuck fighting the giant armored spider, I keep running out of bolts before I can kill him.
That hugh boobs ninja is ugly if not she would come to my house right now and have sex on my keybored diby8iasfi8auwbfnaoun9ioapnu9jnmwojapnfoaw-[nfpkinjmta0wine jwoa[n unbuj an][0ijre0iqwuj4982=.v, 432 ew esfse eim 998ujai0-.,fofaoifakdsakdsfasrojkfaip,fiafadsa, iuo
@ROOKI3LINKX what ninja gaiden we talking about? the games not that hard. I've played both ninja gaidens on highest difficulty and the other 2 sigma games on highest difficulty. Only thing I found hard in that game was beating alma >.>
the day i beat ninja gaiden was awesome....as was the day i beat ninja gaiden 2....but when i beat ninja gaiden 2 on hardest difficulty, my life was complete....please god do not make a third!
Come on guys....I can't be the only one who would fucking love it if Egoraptor made Adobe Flash tutorials....they'd probably be funny as hell who else thinks so?
HEY YOU BITCH IM THE STRATEGY GUIDE!!!! LMFAO!!!
RED1ECKO 19 hours ago in playlist Season 2
this game will make you a master if you complete.
86Jtom 1 day ago
GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!
ApocalypseLayne7 1 day ago
I'd still rather do this than take Chemistry.
robertsfunny1995 1 day ago
Egoraptor should really do Dark Souls. It fits perfectly in the hell you have to go through the game. May God help us all...
GeekSire 1 day ago
what were the other two dudes doing
squeedlyspooj 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
XD GOD CANT HELP YOU NOW!!!!
jillvalentinefan77 2 days ago in playlist Season 2
This video perfectly describes the difficulty of these games
GOOCHMASTER15 2 days ago in playlist Season 2
Haha
hope4464 2 days ago
You know your desperate for thumbs up when you say the same line as one of the top comments but alter it to try and seem like you were actually trying to come up with something clever when in actual reality you were just copying someone else
nathan12670 2 days ago
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isaiahd38 2 days ago
I fucking love Ninja Gaiden.
XylophonEichel 3 days ago
I feel bad for the bookcase that got owned
Negiman4 3 days ago
I'd kind of like to see a Sequelitis on the Ninja Gaiden trilogy. I think it would be awesome!
LedSatriani 4 days ago
NUNCHAK-FUCK!
Vappyvap88 4 days ago
You know you're in Hell when the tutorial level kills the Strategy Guide.
BlackOpsNinja2011 4 days ago
PERSON 1:OH GOD HELP ME!
NINJA : GOD CANT HELP YOU NOW!
InfinitiSkateCrew 4 days ago
Boobs makes everything better.
honekitsune 5 days ago 16
Act V
garomastervideos 5 days ago
GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!!
This is the funniest part of the video and it's been ruined by that stupid "I mean, Venusaur" comment. Is this what Egoraptor would have wanted?
TheSpaceBar90 5 days ago in playlist Season 2 3
@TheSpaceBar90 i would have to agree with you cut the venusaur crap i mean it's funny at first but when you paste it on EVERY FUCKING VIDEEOOO IT GETS SO FUCKING ANNOYINGNNNNNNAAAAAAHHHHHHH KABOOM
nathan12670 2 days ago
@nathan12670 I know right? I mean, Venasaur, uh, oh crap... *it's implied that you're pissed at me*
robertsfunny1995 1 day ago
That bookcase... XD
legendia015 5 days ago
How to acquire bajillion thumbs in an Egoraptor video:
*Quote from the video* - I MEAN VENUSAUR!
Youtube makes me sick.
TheHorrorchicken 5 days ago
*hey there's a ninja with huge boobs down there :3 my lucky day!
zackzackka 5 days ago
This is the first video by egoraptor i've ever watched. Saw it back in 2009.
Silver7761 5 days ago
I used to be the strategy guide, then I took an arrow to the knee
20starcombomaker 5 days ago
@20starcombomaker Soooooooooo last year
ThePwnedsouthpark 5 days ago
i've played ninja gaiden, and this vid is so true i breezed though the tutorial sure, but the first level... so. many. NINJAS!
KelltheTitan 5 days ago
Whoever disliked this, i feel sorry for your mother....-__-'
Ballistic180 5 days ago
venasaur selling out faster than arrow to the knee jokes
asecamp 6 days ago
is anybody else wondering what the fuck is venasaur?
JustSimplySilly 6 days ago
awww i love Egoraptor's older drawings :D i think they're a bit too streamlined now but still Awesome!
checkaga 6 days ago
venasaur joke is overused now please stop top commenting it please for the love of god
NotGood1024 6 days ago
this proves ninja gaiden kicks ass to the max
PlasmaBladeZ 6 days ago
This provest ninja gaiden kicks ass
PlasmaBladeZ 6 days ago
Awesome Gaiden 2 please I mean venasaur!
capcomfan2010 6 days ago
Ninja Gaiden: the only game that raped its own strategy guide.
liadon31 6 days ago
Wtf
TrojanReptile 1 week ago
Funny
TrojanReptile 1 week ago
Oh god.............................
slasher380 1 week ago
I actually didn't think that the first Ninja Gaiden was that hard. I sort of breezed through it, getting a few game overs every once in while. I did get stuck on the last level though, and never made it to the boss.
LedSatriani 1 week ago
i used to make funny comments... then i took a--- 0:33 never mind D:
neek0keek0 1 week ago
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neek0keek0 1 week ago
Hey there's a ninja with huge boobs over there!
FireNinjaYoshimasaX 1 week ago
@FireNinjaYoshimasaX UH COOL?!!
shibakenko 1 week ago
513 people didn't pass ninja gaiden
Laplagaoni 1 week ago
I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD WHEN AYANE CAME XD
XUnknown3X 1 week ago
lol this is awesome!
NarutoHirashinXD 1 week ago
are the new games as hard as the old ones
KingOKards77 1 week ago in playlist Season 2
You know your fucked when the tutorial level kills your strategy guide
ShadicNanaya510 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos 68
@ShadicNanaya510 LOL.
horo30 1 week ago
oh god...
KASHWINNER1 1 week ago
i used to play vidio games like you, then my console took an arrow to the knee
farges76 1 week ago
@farges76 ferp
dudusmajorus 1 week ago
@farges76 I bet you like the smell of peoples asses
Ravenite1 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
when two of the top comments are the same you know you have been fucked
desuforeverlulz 1 week ago
THIS WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY! JUNE 19!!
AcePowderz 1 week ago
When one of the top comments is about the two top comments being the same, you know you have been Inception fucked.
Dannoiseighteen 1 week ago
he's doomed, he didn't even put the game in the console before he got owned.
aTF2player 1 week ago
don't worry pal i'll sav- ....he means "venasaur".
ThePkmage 1 week ago
They never even put the game in the system.
NTBroski 1 week ago
@EggsGamingSD I Know What You Mean... I Mean Venasuar...
MrDavid2012 1 week ago
press 9 for boobies :3
HeyImMagic 1 week ago
@HeyImMagic 9 ouo
OfficialSonic98 1 week ago
OH GOD
J1A1M1D1 1 week ago
GOD THESE FUCKING LIPS!!
MrSMD2011 1 week ago
How come the Ninja with Huge boobs only gets one word?
Sonic2067 1 week ago
vagina
dustyroad98 1 week ago
Slowly getting more and more annoyed with these Venasaur comments >.< its like the new arrow to the knee
EggsGamingSD 1 week ago
@EggsGamingSD YOU MEAN VENASAUR!
Tehtedzorz 1 week ago
you know your fucked when your strategy guide gets stabbed D:
xXxcoltonyy986960 1 week ago
This clip can double for Battletoads.
Fakebuffer 1 week ago 3
''God cant help u now''
ThaMcBiggins 1 week ago
HEY ! theres a ninja with huge boobs over there ! i mean venasaur!
sexywatermelon38 2 weeks ago
lol this pretty much sums up the difficulty setting never seen in western games I call it Japan.
Uatemysoul 2 weeks ago in playlist The Awesome Series
EVEN THE MANUAL IS HARD OMG!!!!!!
TheLiquidiron 2 weeks ago
dont try to hold in your laugh it will kill you if you do
2tailhawk 2 weeks ago
I'm on starerosise
jjmaster56 2 weeks ago
OMG MDAWWAWAA!!
royalsuperknife 2 weeks ago
"God can't help you now".... I wonder what the priest would say about that.. lol
KeybladeX31 2 weeks ago
God can't help you no- I MEAN VENASAUR!
Chinese0Chicken 2 weeks ago 164
@Chinese0Chicken Fuck your mother
Ravenite1 6 days ago
waaaa shap
hugpproduc 2 weeks ago
Some say .... Ninja GAYYYYYden
WeaponX1387 2 weeks ago
to dark soul gamers
first ninja is your first invader
the army of ninja is darkroot forest
and the guide is big mouth friend who thinks he's all that
meanoverlordlaharl 2 weeks ago
@meanoverlordlaharl touche
Argol228 2 weeks ago
when two of the top comments are the same you know you have been fucked
HAWKZERO360 2 weeks ago 95
@HAWKZERO360 well their not so fuck off -.-
kindereggbob 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
@HAWKZERO360 no, when the 2 top comments are the same you know you have been ninja'd...
ZING!
TryMike4instance 1 week ago
Where do I recognise that ninja with big boobs?
DragosTheGod 2 weeks ago
@DragosTheGod Probably some stupid Naruto character...
Banner771 2 weeks ago
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brianvanderkamp 2 days ago
oh you think that´s hard?!
there´s Dark Souls over there!
Demiurgo040383 2 weeks ago
@Demiurgo040383 Dark souls is only hard if your an idiot that doesn't know how to pay attention. Ninja gaiden is hard because it is unfairly cheap.
Argol228 2 weeks ago
@Argol228 or a pretentious prick who thinks he knows everything from a comment in youtube.
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Demiurgo040383 2 weeks ago
@Demiurgo040383 you are the one that misread and jumped to a conclusion. I meant no ill will towards you, I never called you an idiot. I was just saying that Dark souls is only hard if you don't what to do.
Argol228 2 weeks ago
@Argol228 Well, I've never played Dark souls, but Demon's Souls is hard as hell.
ClockworkChimera 2 weeks ago
@ClockworkChimera Dark souls is harder but both games are about how you engage the enemy. you have to be smart and exploit their short comings, knights with big weapons tend to swing slow so it is a matter of avoid and counter. guys with spears will have a range advantage and poke at you so you strafe around them and slash at their sides. enemies like the Taurus demon are large and you can roll under the legs and get behind them. Observe and act.
Argol228 2 weeks ago
@Argol228 Ugh, I haven't even gotten to the Tauros demon. I'm stuck fighting the giant armored spider, I keep running out of bolts before I can kill him.
ClockworkChimera 2 weeks ago
press two to think of a penis joke
demoniccheesepuff 2 weeks ago
I just love how the ninja is talking to the guy and then just randomly destroys 3 bits of furniture and then continues talking XD
fraki7456 2 weeks ago
This is actually a pretty accurate interpretation of the difficulty of NG games.
TheProphet375 2 weeks ago
Uh COOL?!
omg xD
Nehawes 2 weeks ago
Oh my God and... uaaaaaaaaaaaah!
LordPayne 2 weeks ago
sooooo true fans of the series love this myself included
TheDEVILBLADE911 2 weeks ago
GOD CANT FUCKIN HELP YOU NOW!
lodz13 2 weeks ago
i paused to see the ninja with hudge boobs...i like it
Yakushi0Mikatsu 2 weeks ago
0:09 - 0:18 Ninja Gaiden 3 multiplayer summed up in 9 seconds.
bleefinson 2 weeks ago
Hey check out this new game i got
Wat is it
Its called PEENIS!!!!!! Its supposed to be totaly hard
bloodychainsaw98 2 weeks ago
That hugh boobs ninja is ugly if not she would come to my house right now and have sex on my keybored diby8iasfi8auwbfnaoun9ioapnu9jnmwojapnfoaw-[nfpkinjmta0wine jwoa[n unbuj an][0ijre0iqwuj4982=.v, 432 ew esfse eim 998ujai0-.,fofaoifakdsakdsfasrojkfaip,fiafadsa, iuo
jedidarkboom 2 weeks ago
The old ones sir not the new ones
slayerslaytanic999 2 weeks ago
Uh, cOooL?
MrBuch169169 2 weeks ago
It's a shame they missed the ending bit...
TheAnswerBoy 2 weeks ago
Anyone else wonder where the fuck the other guys went?
PSNGreyLynx 2 weeks ago
@PSNGreyLynx My guess is they ran. If a ninja would jump into room from TV and start kicking my friends ass I would run and run fast.
Greil9 2 weeks ago
press 8...
PiPeX140GBKN 2 weeks ago
The tutorial level is so hard that he stops to stare at the girl with big boobs!
... but the other guy pays no mind.
D:>
furyberserk 2 weeks ago
i cant stop lmao
coconutwarrior100 2 weeks ago
Translation: Ninja Gaiden is so fucking hard, a SG doesn't even help!
ROOKI3LINKX 3 weeks ago
@ROOKI3LINKX what ninja gaiden we talking about? the games not that hard. I've played both ninja gaidens on highest difficulty and the other 2 sigma games on highest difficulty. Only thing I found hard in that game was beating alma >.>
oSayWerd 2 weeks ago
@oSayWerd I've beaten them all by sheer luck, but they are all hard as balls
ROOKI3LINKX 2 weeks ago
@ROOKI3LINKX haha agree'd
oSayWerd 2 weeks ago
Ita funny cause its incredibly accurate!
Phosonicwolf 3 weeks ago
press 7 then press 8 then just keep pressing them to see the strategy guide get stabbed.
Ragn4r0k311 3 weeks ago
not gonna lie in ninja gaiden u can kill 100 novice ninja and one ninja with a crooked headband can fuck ur day up regardless of the level
KageyoshiSQD1 3 weeks ago
this is so true
Metroid23456 3 weeks ago
UHH... COOL?! It Would Be If You Weren't Getting Your Ass Kicked So Hard.
Made me LOL so hard.
MistuhDeT 3 weeks ago
the crazy thing ninja gaiden was really that hard. Lol.
SnookyTehPanda 3 weeks ago
Press 2 to freak the shit out.
SemperSerebus 3 weeks ago
The look on Ryu's face after he fucked up that stradegy guide is fuckin' awesome.
joeirl 3 weeks ago
push 5 to see the ninja girl with huge boobs over there :3
AsiangettoFilms 3 weeks ago
I am now legitimately afraid of the tutorial level. I shit bricks at the thought of the next level.
*cowers under the fucked up part of YouTube*
BlazingShadowSword 3 weeks ago
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MrBloodySlushy 3 weeks ago
@over9000ftwbaby Too late, they're already working on it.
:D
kirbyparufo 3 weeks ago
THANK GOD YOUR HERE....OH God
tacticalops89 3 weeks ago
GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOO... i mean Venasaur
ncj53096 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
it seems to me the other levels were kinda lax they were just like "what up"
the tutorial on the other hand.....shudder
bowegar1 3 weeks ago
god can't help you now!!!!!
94jiggaman 3 weeks ago
the day i beat ninja gaiden was awesome....as was the day i beat ninja gaiden 2....but when i beat ninja gaiden 2 on hardest difficulty, my life was complete....please god do not make a third!
over9000ftwbaby 3 weeks ago
GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW !!
trikoalt 3 weeks ago
0:34 ... i just shit bricks
rfar21 3 weeks ago
lol i love how this video is not even 1/100 of how hard the real game is...
XxUberBluexX 3 weeks ago
I love how the ninja came out the tv before he put the game in.
mrsims2 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Come on guys....I can't be the only one who would fucking love it if Egoraptor made Adobe Flash tutorials....they'd probably be funny as hell who else thinks so?
knewamericannerd 3 weeks ago
GOD CAN HELP YOU NOW LMFAOOO
eyemaster09 3 weeks ago
i literally laughed out loud when he shanked the strategy guide
ThatGuy1116 3 weeks ago
0:08 Wilhelm scream
crojonphoenix 3 weeks ago
When the tutorial lv kills the stragity guid ur fucked
Mrtrollzar1 3 weeks ago 129
@Mrtrollzar1 WHAT?
Niemtol2 3 weeks ago
The psycho face at 0:33 is just priceless
ColorVortex 3 weeks ago
Oh, come on, it's not that ha- *sounds of disembowelment*.
Dracodeumonis 3 weeks ago
also 0:32 is hilarious.
Darkherosofmincraft 3 weeks ago
lol 0:33
Darkherosofmincraft 3 weeks ago
=O
ragequit212 3 weeks ago
If the tutorial level is that fucking hard, what's the final boss like?!
ragequit212 3 weeks ago
ok when the strategy guide is getting owned in the tutorial you know you are in big trouble
speedballblood 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2 6
What program he use? for cartoons
alanirons 3 weeks ago
0:33 is when I saw an arrow to the knee joke
Moshimonsterable 3 weeks ago
watermelon landslide... zero punctuation.... all im sayin...
mongolianape 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
hahahahaha killed the strategy guide. I loled so hard just now.
thekminlim 3 weeks ago
u should make one of skyrim
myrger1 3 weeks ago
"It would be, if you werent getting your ass kicked so hard...." hahahah
Atomsk87 3 weeks ago
O_O oh god
ThatConsoleGamer 3 weeks ago
@militaryman770 Whaaatssssss up
TheRashaun8 3 weeks ago
What did that guy in the front of the ninja mob say?
militaryman770 3 weeks ago
@militaryman770
"Waaaaatch out"
chalinco 3 weeks ago
.....Oh god...
LMFAO
TheSonicxAnime 3 weeks ago 78
@TheSonicxAnime your gay
laxinfam0usx216 2 weeks ago
If he can't survive the tutorial. How the hell did he survive buying the game?
comments999 3 weeks ago
My uncle has this game & its super freaking hard, the strategy guide doesn't help shit
xxDarby 3 weeks ago
You know your fucked when the tutorial level kills the strategy guide -_-
afatmeanguy 3 weeks ago
This video is not awsome
Penguinpack2002 3 weeks ago
7 for the sentence of life
gandalf14000 3 weeks ago
3 words... WHAT...THE...HELL...
ervinasroblox3 3 weeks ago
i played st ninja gaiden thats pretty much how it goes and at end of tutorial lvl is boss hes fking invincable!!!!!
devoman203 3 weeks ago
i never get tired of this video XDDDDD
sommion 3 weeks ago
wait the tutorial just killed the game guide...
grapedragon2000 3 weeks ago
There chick with huge........WAFFLE FIRES
rcrkar3 3 weeks ago
Me- " This game is to fucking hard and stressful..what other games do i have to play?"
*Looks in drawer, and sees Dark Souls, Medal of Honor Frontline, Resistance 1, and Morrowind*
Me- " FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Metalhead12389 3 weeks ago
R.I.P. Strategy Guide...
SteamBoy27 3 weeks ago
i beat this game hahahahahahahaha
eunaogostodevoce6 3 weeks ago
@eunaogostodevoce6 have your wounds healed? X D
SuperRunescapeTube 3 weeks ago
Stop the stupid "arrow to the knee" reference...the shit is stupid now!
GundamShinobi00 3 weeks ago