One of the ways I deal with assholes (at least until I can make toenail clipper-decapitation look like an accident) is remind myself that they don't know Red vs Blue.
Thinking about it. Church only knows caboose and tucker really. And tucker never wants to do anything with church. (makes an excuse about getting chicks or something)
.... Whether he likes it or not. Caboose is his best friend.
Even if they're technically the same person does not logically mean that they are the same person. Epsilon was derived from Alpha, just as the Alpha was derived from Director Church. Besides, one should note that Epsilon is a lot kinder with Caboose than Alpha-Church ever was.
good song for red vs blue they should make a red vs blue album it would be great but they need to make more songs. poor caboose church probably docent like him BECAUSE OF TUCKER!
Lol, have you even seen RvB? Church has discharged his rifle maybe four-dozen times and only twice has the shot ever made it's mark. He's more likely to hit you by accident than on purpose.
@goufygoggs i heard what you are about to read from another comment
ok so in one freelancer photo there is a blue freelancer with an odst helmet and that freelancer got a serious head injury and fell into a coma causing brain damage and then they put him in different armor (same color) into a training simulation and that is caboose it also might explain why he is so strong
I sang this to my bestie, and she agrees, Hide and don't seek IS her favorite game. We started playing, but she still hasn't found me.... I wonder why that is? We go together like chocolate and peanut CANDY!
@shadowluigi1111 he was ok up until season 3, when he just slowed the story down so much. I will admit, he has had some very funny parts (like when he was mourning over the death of andy), but i just find him so annoying
@ChurroDoughnut Intersting...I guess he was kind of the character who people loved becuase he stopped the story. He really did slow it down but that's apart of his humor. Well I guess its what you think. (I think the reason most people like caboose is becuase Joel voices him. Even though I like him becuase he is just a simple character who is just so dumb its nice and lovable to me)
@TheLucas12344 what are you talking about
Sweetest57 9 hours ago
no churh died well not relley he went after tex by going in to a mebery uint so he is singing a song about churh sorry for splling
TheLucas12344 13 hours ago
why is this video only showing my views?
Army0fJesters 13 hours ago
@TheCvl25 no dude he's totally not he's just singing about his best friend donut is the one that's gay or in my opinion or just feminine
Sweetest57 1 day ago
caboose is totally gay
TheCvl25 2 days ago
@TheCvl25 Not really dude its just maybe you think he is gay cause of his voice
tachibanathekilla 1 day ago
@TheCvl25 how is he gay?
jesseski02 1 day ago
@TheCvl25 mean
cheeseheadultra 17 hours ago
gay :)
TheCvl25 2 days ago
jeez caboose can sing lika bows!
xXTHEALIENKINGXx 2 days ago
Itunes have just made another 69p good ol red vs blue :) ill buy all your merchendise :D
Lordkills124 2 days ago
poor caboose
LegacyBurrito 3 days ago
I have listened to this song like 10 times in the past 30 minutes. I FREAKING LOVE CABOOSE!!!
TylerrFTW 3 days ago 5
caboose is awesome to see that he has his own song i would think of caboose as my friend
chuggaaconroy92 4 days ago
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radioactiverenegade 3 days ago
@chuggaaconroy92 ya, but then this will happen
u:hey caboose, can u come help me.
him:ok...the triger sliped, not my falt.. um...TUCKER DID IT!!!!!!!
u: hurg, blegh....
radioactiverenegade 3 days ago
@radioactiverenegade that could happen but i ll make sure that he does target practice
chuggaaconroy92 2 days ago
19 ppl arent cabooses bestfriend
godlysniper645 4 days ago in playlist my fave songs
that was the best song ever....of all time
brokist 5 days ago 5
cabooses voice is so cute and this song is so touching
99slappyface 5 days ago
this has to be the most touching song ever.
trailbreaker19 5 days ago
@trailbreaker19 i got something you can touch... bow chicka bow wow
casualbarbarian 4 days ago
who the fuck would hate this song
TheDemonsSkateCrew 5 days ago
being in caboose's mind would be fun
TheDemonsSkateCrew 5 days ago
1:25 does he say chocolate and tea not candy
RyRyM99 6 days ago
@RyRyM99 he says chocholate and penut candy
HappytoKillmore11 4 days ago
I would be Caboose's friend. Sure I would probably die within the first 5 minutes if I was really lucky, but what a time we would have.
warsongchief1 6 days ago
I would like to live in Caboose's world for just about 10 min
khajj16 6 days ago
caboose helped 19 people
geekgirlrocker66 1 week ago 21
i think this is the best soundtrack
TacnaynvsNyancat1234 1 week ago
I didn't know that caboose is smart enough to write and sing a song :D
RobRoach123 1 week ago
ALL HAIL CABOOSE THE VEHICAL DESTROYER
agent56100 1 week ago
A message for nineteen people:
"DON'T EVER BE ALONE."
steampunkstan 1 week ago
@steampunkstan YOUR SOUL IS THE CAVERN OF LIES!
TheUnreal53 3 days ago
19 people are stupid as tucker
jillvalentine440 1 week ago
19 people are stupid
jillvalentine440 1 week ago
One of the ways I deal with assholes (at least until I can make toenail clipper-decapitation look like an accident) is remind myself that they don't know Red vs Blue.
Necro12511 1 week ago 3
if you look realllllllyyyy closely you can just see the dislike bar... caboose ftw
leete2134 1 week ago
@leete2134
What are you talking about? I can't see it.
Necro12511 1 week ago
I find this both creepy and in some strange way kind of cute.
MrMinecraftsman 1 week ago
actually their not the sme person. just watch the credits and you'll realize that.
masonman802 1 week ago
Thinking about it. Church only knows caboose and tucker really. And tucker never wants to do anything with church. (makes an excuse about getting chicks or something)
.... Whether he likes it or not. Caboose is his best friend.
BeeFhGhost 1 week ago
This song reminded me that Caboose WASN'T a complete retard and can apparently say something that sounds important. Well, At least sometimes...
Spoofopolis 1 week ago
poor caboose
Eva4Sonic 1 week ago
Hmm, I guess there's a plus for the Alpha actually being dead this time...Now Caboose is Epsilon's problem
battousai12345 1 week ago 21
@battousai12345
tecnicaly there both the same person so he in a way was and still has to deal witj caboose since there the same person
mrcoolny1 1 week ago
@mrcoolny1
Even if they're technically the same person does not logically mean that they are the same person. Epsilon was derived from Alpha, just as the Alpha was derived from Director Church. Besides, one should note that Epsilon is a lot kinder with Caboose than Alpha-Church ever was.
battousai12345 1 week ago
@battousai12345 he cussed a lot more though :P "Man! Your guy's Jeep got FUCKED UP!" or "OH SHIT! You scared the crap outta me!!!!"
S3rp3rior 1 week ago
@battousai12345 what would happen if Alpha came back and didnt get killed the E-M-P who would Caboose choose to be his best friend
lilj0013 1 week ago
@lilj0013 Simple. Alpha-Church would try killing Caboose by ripping his heart out like he did on every Valentine's Day :P
battousai12345 1 week ago
@battousai12345 lol
TheMoodykiller118 1 week ago in playlist red vs blue songs
Its Kinda sad
OnyxBloodThurst 1 week ago
@OnyxBloodThurst i agree....but caboose is our best friend
godlysniper645 1 week ago
this song is not creepy
MultiEGV 2 weeks ago
It must be hard for Joel singing this song with caboose voice and BTW Fav Song
OnyxBloodThurst 2 weeks ago
-3*
Spoofopolis 2 weeks ago
AND CHURCH, WE'RE GONNA WEATHER THAT STORM TOGETHER, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE! -3
Spoofopolis 2 weeks ago
Brothers in not red
Caboose your the best
BritanianNewsandEnte 2 weeks ago
what happened to his voice before 0:19 ?
cityswim 2 weeks ago
Tucker did it.
Oregonxsaint 2 weeks ago
they are like brothers but caboose makes his life a living hell oh sorry I mean heaven................ ( ;
Oregonxsaint 2 weeks ago
Oh soo many Caboosisms were included here.... :)
FacePalmSyndrome 2 weeks ago
by the time caboose was calling Tucker stupid he started to go off beat from the song but meh
superspider64 2 weeks ago
Church church I'm your best friend . Caboose is sad church is mean
yummysful 2 weeks ago
good song for red vs blue they should make a red vs blue album it would be great but they need to make more songs. poor caboose church probably docent like him BECAUSE OF TUCKER!
ZomBiteMe 2 weeks ago
I think I'm starting to like Epsilon better than Church, he treats Caboose like a real friend.
scottster246 2 weeks ago
Tucker made 18 acounts and disliked
RisingGaMeR2000 2 weeks ago
Who's noticed that it now plays subtitles automatically now?
Nathan9060 2 weeks ago
Awesome. Church knows he feels the same way. He just likes a to pretend he doesnt
hatchetboy10 2 weeks ago
I JUST LOVE HIM TOO MUCH! Who is so heartless that they can resist him?
RebelishGirl 2 weeks ago in playlist red vs blue
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RebelishGirl 2 weeks ago in playlist red vs blue
There are three kinds of people in RvB:
-Those who can't fight.
-Those who will probably betray you.
-And Caboose.
Necro12511 2 weeks ago 2
Caboose may be dumb, but he has a heart that care about his friend
trevorDarkOxcide 2 weeks ago
By caboose created by his best friend church
trevorDarkOxcide 2 weeks ago
you really do need lyrics to understand caboose.. whether hes singing or not.
ShannonMFSCswimmer 2 weeks ago
Also you can tell this song is not creepy by the part where he says the song is not creepy in the song, which is not creepy
alexander1112000 2 weeks ago
I want to be Caboose. His world must be magical
alexander1112000 2 weeks ago
what does RT4 stand for?
Jarrett8765 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Jarrett8765 RoosterTeeth for
tolkienreadsmymind 2 weeks ago
Chocolate and peanut CANDY!!!!!!!
penguinpower588 2 weeks ago
I repeated it in my head...
Meirnon 2 weeks ago
Tucker is stooooooooopid cause tucker did it
starwars101917 2 weeks ago
You know world is going to $hit when this song is not on top charts.
Jettrooper77 2 weeks ago 29
@Jettrooper77
Tucker did it...
TheReddeadboy759 2 weeks ago
@TheReddeadboy759
Tucker did it...
TheReddeadboy759 2 weeks ago
I can image Burnie walking away from Joel if Joel started to sing this.
ConnVolpe 2 weeks ago
to all caboose fans we r all brothers IN NOT RED.
gamefan33326 3 weeks ago
That was the most beutyful thing i have ever seen!
Brokenxbanshee 3 weeks ago
@Brokenxbanshee Beautiful*
bell3341 3 weeks ago
im crying.
SpartanJ010 3 weeks ago
this is hilarious
23ikillu 3 weeks ago
I just realized I am listening to this song while doing an english report for my high school... FAIL
aceistheplace46 3 weeks ago
For some reason, my friends think this song is annoying
haloman12383 3 weeks ago
Church: Caboose
*Aims sniper*
Church:Shut the fuck up
*Shoots caboose*
Geekzter38 3 weeks ago
@Geekzter38 you're new here right? Church never hits a target.
Correction:
Church: Caboose
*Aims sniper*
Church:Shut the fuck up
*Miss*
Church: OH COME ON!
sverredennye 3 weeks ago
@sverredennye Just like in the beginning or season 6.
Caboose: Church, I missed you. Did you miss me?
*Church shoots the sniper rifle and misses him*
Church: F*CK I missed him!
Caboose: I know you did!
samtrix08 3 weeks ago in playlist My Music
@samtrix08 His point is that you don't have to clarify that he missed.
Ryu8907 3 weeks ago
@Geekzter38 You should watch the beginning of season 6, then re-read your comment... new people have some issues with Church and the sniper rifle...
samtrix08 3 weeks ago in playlist My Music
@Geekzter38
Lol, have you even seen RvB? Church has discharged his rifle maybe four-dozen times and only twice has the shot ever made it's mark. He's more likely to hit you by accident than on purpose.
Necro12511 3 weeks ago
@Geekzter38 CORRECTION:
Caboose: Did you miss me Church?
*Church aims and shoots sniper*
Church: DANG! I MISSED HIM!
Caboose: I knew you did!
haloman12383 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@haloman12383 See, the difference is that you don't have to bother mentioning that he missed.
Ryu8907 3 weeks ago
caboose is the sweetest guy in whole red vs blue
darker241 3 weeks ago
i think Caboose and the Space core from portal 2 would be better best friends
paopao3rd 3 weeks ago
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kmuriel76 4 weeks ago
caboose can sing
kmuriel76 4 weeks ago
Still a better love story than twilight.
thomasfinleyegan 4 weeks ago 55
@thomasfinleyegan, i agree, but then again my feelings towards a cup of tea on a cold day is a better story than twilight
Fansmeggingtastic 2 weeks ago
@Fansmeggingtastic Than again, Me once falling over and accidently punching a cockatoo was still a better love story than twilight.....
thomasfinleyegan 1 week ago
I'm known as Caboose at school xD
LordEggsWorth 4 weeks ago
creepy
GHOSTrookie321 4 weeks ago
the one thing i dont get is how the hell did caboose become a spartan?!
goufygoggs 4 weeks ago
@goufygoggs i heard what you are about to read from another comment
ok so in one freelancer photo there is a blue freelancer with an odst helmet and that freelancer got a serious head injury and fell into a coma causing brain damage and then they put him in different armor (same color) into a training simulation and that is caboose it also might explain why he is so strong
VideoBastard5150 4 weeks ago
@goufygoggs he also gained memory loss
VideoBastard5150 4 weeks ago
caboose and steve brule are my role models.
goufygoggs 1 month ago
poor Caboose :(
GLITCHIT1 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
I love caboose. And Joel. (he plays caboose)
I'll be your best friend!
lovepeacejesuschrist 1 month ago
Poor caboose he just wants 2 b church's friend
stupidninoit 1 month ago
@stupidninoit Didn't I just say this
Pikachu7500 1 month ago
@stupidninoit you do know that is the exact same thing as the top comment be more original
413hotwings 4 weeks ago
where do this song come from???
BlackPower300 1 month ago
felt some sad at the end :(
BlackPower300 1 month ago
Poor Caboose, he just wanted to be Church's friend.
Pikachu7500 1 month ago 52
@Pikachu7500 dont u mean BEST FRIEND
GHOSTrookie321 4 weeks ago
@Pikachu7500
He just pisses me off way too much
XD
Church8826 3 weeks ago
@Church8826 That is why church is in your Username?
Pikachu7500 3 weeks ago
@Pikachu7500
lol no not at all I love Caboose.
I was just trying to make a joke seeing as how Church is my username. But it is my username because Church and I are a lot alike.
Church8826 3 weeks ago
@Pikachu7500 he and church -did- become friends near the end, church gave him the task of not forgeting him..
it was actually touching..
Velothi 3 weeks ago
@Pikachu7500 well, ya, but he wanted to snuggle with church............ O.o creepy?And, im pretty sure hes a stalker
kgirltwin23 3 weeks ago
@Pikachu7500 i think he's been wanting to make up for the fact that he called Tex a slut
superspider64 2 weeks ago
@Pikachu7500 Who doesn't want to be Church's Friend?
Nathan9060 2 weeks ago
@Nathan9060 Me! I want to be Caboose's friend [=
MissStephie1013 2 weeks ago
@MissStephie1013 Uh I said Church's Friend But Still I Want To Be Caboose's Friend Too
Nathan9060 2 weeks ago
@Nathan9060 Yeah I know lol! didn't you actually read what I wrote? (that was a rhetorical question btw, I don't actually need or want an answer lol)
MissStephie1013 2 weeks ago
Red Vs Blue FTW
CentralComClan 1 month ago
I felt kinda sorry for Caboose at the end when Church left with Tucker.
tyresandkers 1 month ago
I think caboose wants to snuggle with church. That sounded a bit gay
benzijr 1 month ago
@benzijr I know that makes him seem like doughnut
413hotwings 1 month ago
Sounds just like Gorillaz, off the Plastic Beach album, just with Caboose
AMALGAMATION666 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
When we're together just like chocolate and peanut CANDY!
SafieLiverpool 1 month ago
cabosse all the way
agenteastwyoming 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
i now dislike caboose... HE CALLED TUCKER STUPID! bow chicka wow wow!
dunlop1993 1 month ago
@dunlop1993 caboose always thought tucker was stupid
benzijr 1 month ago
Epically one-sided bromance...
NitrateDream 1 month ago
o my god i love this song i can die in peace now
agenteastwyoming 1 month ago 3
Tucker is stoooooopid
starwars101917 1 month ago
Needs more cowbell
DorkasaurusRex16 1 month ago
Caboose is the smartest in rvb but he's also the dumbest
benjaminmcallistertv 1 month ago
okay my favriote charater is caboose and he has a nice vooice
TheNigahigafan66 1 month ago
Church does not approve
DorkasaurusRex16 1 month ago
Caboose isnt retarded. hes just an idiot.
MrJakeyHaywood 1 month ago
tear :(
thehalodude990 1 month ago
wtf
AlexanderDrake99 1 month ago
i kind of feel bad for caboose
benzijr 1 month ago
church disliked this 17 times
hikaru4456 1 month ago
I sang this to my bestie, and she agrees, Hide and don't seek IS her favorite game. We started playing, but she still hasn't found me.... I wonder why that is? We go together like chocolate and peanut CANDY!
musicmeistergirl 1 month ago
Who in their fucking right mind would DISLIKE this song?! WTF.
LucetTheHedgehog 1 month ago
@LucetTheHedgehog Church, Sarge and Simmons (following orders)
Pikachu7500 1 month ago
@Pikachu7500
More like Church, Church,Church and Tucker.
Oh yeah, and Church.
LucetTheHedgehog 1 month ago
@LucetTheHedgehog Don't forget Church
Pikachu7500 1 month ago
@Pikachu7500
Thanks for reminding me.
And Church too.
Can't forget about Church.
LucetTheHedgehog 1 month ago
if the reds did this it would be simmons and grif
808TheBunny 1 month ago
Church is good, Caboose is better, Tucker is best, BUT I love when they are all together. Just gets me going every time.
cionyde4rats 1 month ago
Caboose is the best! I act like him as a joke sometimes. Caboose is my favorite charcater ever
SHAWnAWE 1 month ago 36
@SHAWnAWE I do too!
HALO3091 1 month ago
@SHAWnAWE SAME!!!!!!!
Plazican 1 month ago
by not red he means when they deleted blue from the thingy
klasifyme 1 month ago
Caboose and church truly are brothers and not red
undergroundpikmin 1 month ago
i understand that i will get about 8192 hate comments, but i hate caboose, he is sooooooo annoying!
ChurroDoughnut 1 month ago
@ChurroDoughnut 8192 (hate comments later) How dont you love caboose
shadowluigi1111 1 month ago
@shadowluigi1111 he was ok up until season 3, when he just slowed the story down so much. I will admit, he has had some very funny parts (like when he was mourning over the death of andy), but i just find him so annoying
ChurroDoughnut 1 month ago
@ChurroDoughnut Intersting...I guess he was kind of the character who people loved becuase he stopped the story. He really did slow it down but that's apart of his humor. Well I guess its what you think. (I think the reason most people like caboose is becuase Joel voices him. Even though I like him becuase he is just a simple character who is just so dumb its nice and lovable to me)
shadowluigi1111 1 month ago
@shadowluigi1111 Don't get me wrong, I love Joel as much as the next guy, but Caboose is just not my type of character...
ChurroDoughnut 1 month ago
@ChurroDoughnut Its ok :D
shadowluigi1111 1 month ago
this somehow makes me think that in season 10 Carolina is going to kill him, and thats is when everybody will miss him
mallandcall 1 month ago
@mallandcall Probably not because i think tucker is going to get killed . because of these words . BOWCHICKABOOW.
xxjermxx70 1 month ago