Look, I was engaged to my ex-wife for five years before getting wed. We wanted to wait until after we were married to have penis to vagina intercourse. So for five years we only had anal intercourse. This occurred three times a day - so much so I have permanent ring stains around my crank, and no girl will perform oral love on me because of the repugnant ass smell. It; stinks so bad I forget and wipe my crank after having a dump. But that's not to say we didn't go through some hard times.
When she contracted amoebic dysentery, for a week we had to lay out plastic sheeting in the back yard and wear dirt bike glasses. It was intimate, like having anal intercourse with a bucket of putrid mud. But those are the times you remember in a relationship.
Your So MEAN!! Dog's Aren't Meant To Be Held Like That! Especially Shitzues.
styletube100 2 years ago
haaaaaa
taylordurocher3591 2 years ago
That was nuts.
But I like your puppies face.
It looks like an eewok.
shereadsbooks3 3 years ago
hhahh thanks
taylordurocher3591 3 years ago
You'r hot though,
I would fuck the shit out of you..
sicknick354 3 years ago
1 word to describe this video,
obnoxious
and of course pointless and a waste of time.
Congratulations!
sicknick354 3 years ago
@sicknick354 Rudeeeeee
taylordurocher3591 10 months ago
trisodium777
I think that is the funniest story I've ever read.
wazzubi1 3 years ago
what the fuck. That is the most random story i've ever heard trisodium777.
NoskillzGaming 3 years ago
You frighten me.
RedeyezToxik 3 years ago
what the heck seriously you guys think i hurt minnie that's hilarious
taylordurocher3591 3 years ago
poor dog
LoVeLeSsPaRaNoia 3 years ago
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Look, I was engaged to my ex-wife for five years before getting wed. We wanted to wait until after we were married to have penis to vagina intercourse. So for five years we only had anal intercourse. This occurred three times a day - so much so I have permanent ring stains around my crank, and no girl will perform oral love on me because of the repugnant ass smell. It; stinks so bad I forget and wipe my crank after having a dump. But that's not to say we didn't go through some hard times.
trisodium777 3 years ago
yummmm
taylordurocher3591 3 years ago
thats so random, awesome
skatehard93125 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!
LinkinGaaraPark 3 years ago
honestly! Trisodium777 that was the funniest story i've ever read! you're my new hero!
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
SuperParodyPals 3 years ago
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When she contracted amoebic dysentery, for a week we had to lay out plastic sheeting in the back yard and wear dirt bike glasses. It was intimate, like having anal intercourse with a bucket of putrid mud. But those are the times you remember in a relationship.
trisodium777 3 years ago
WTF?????
jmac4554 3 years ago
... the dog liiks like it got hurt when it got picked up
shosh3333 3 years ago