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  • Thumbs up if Whitney Cummings sent you here and you think Moshe is goddamn hilarious!

  • the bit where he reads responses to this video is fucking hilarious.

  • What's funny is his blatant ignorance and also being a fag

  • im in love :)

  • This guy's great.

    Does he look like skrillex to anyone besides me?

  • This guy is fuckin awesome!

  • its funny because he is jew, gay and his haircut looks like a vagina

  • Black people, he sucks but he can get better, blantant ignorant and a fag, lol, jk

  • @ExSaint1379 If there is no soul than we are simply a collection of matter. However, the fact that I can even think about that makes it seem unlikely to me. I've heard many things that make both schools of thought skeptical, but never anything that solidly disproves either one. This being said, naturalism is incredibly depressing, so if asked which side I would take it would have to be creationism. And that i feel, is a relatively unbiased position.

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  • black people

  • Moshe ur a sexy jew (;

  • didn't he tell this joke on the conan o'brien show?

  • wow you really look like a gay rapist in this video !!

  • lol

  • I like how people watch his clip from Laugh Factory about the comments on this video and then come to this video and post the same comments he talked about.

  • i love my family, and i love harps.

  • Hahaha, fuck you:)

  • Black people.

  • Black people.

  • member of the Winner Atheist Community, aka WAC, here. Just stopping by to say: I liked your video commenting on the comments from this video. :)

  • I found that funny, whats up with all these fags

  • They really are rapist glasses.

  • @Essentialism155 HAHAHA i was gonna say that too.

  • @theaggravator He read your comment in his new video! ahah!!

  • @rire25 hey asshole we are trying to look for their comment too but we dont glote about it

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  • @dzbigboy808 He read your comment in his new video! ahah!!

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  • Hilarious 

  • This was completely amazing. I was like haha...whoa. At the end.

  • Solution: send the rest of your family to Hell.

  • lol religious haters!!!!

  • Too over the top. Not funny.

  • Not funny, really. Too "put on."

  • I'm going to Valhalla so, this doesn't affect me. Still funny!

  • Moshe Kasher Seattle Promo at youtube's drlaffhole page

  • Moshe Kasher Seattle Promo

  • he was great at the sydney comedy festival in casula ! saw him today! !

  • this guy sucks, he is not smart, hes an idiot. look at him. you can argue with this post all you want but it won't change my mind. he is forever lame to me.

  • He probably believes in aliens like the rest of the atheist..and just by looking at him i knew he was a bit atheisty lol

  • @skullbatter I don't believe in aliens O.o

    Really weird thing to say about atheists.

  • @skullbatter I am an atheist. Hail E.T.!

  • @SweetSodaChick Yeah cause bikes fly! >.>

  • @skullbatter

    Aliens equal more weird than a magical sky daddy? Riiiight.

  • 1. Where in the bible does it say Marijuana is a sin?

    2. Dante's Inferno is just a poem written by some 14th century douch-bag.

    meh guess i shouldn't look this deep into his jokes.

  • It takes close-minded people not to be able to laugh at any joke... that is the point, to make light of a subject for laughs... who cares what it is about. Ok, now I will go back to my dead baby collection....

  • neither exists, bs made up by man

  • i don't think this is funny because i'm smarter than you

  • this is good - but this is better

    rooftopcomedy.c__/watch/ThePee­Song

  • Well done Morshe!!!! BS2

  • Yesss theres is one more treat to heaven,that is you get to hang out with your family,..forever,..

  • i saw this guy last night! SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

  • i totally love that, at the end of his rant , he goess,... Sorry,...

    cheers!

  • @footballrocksalot You ain't got no pancake mix.

  • 346 thumbs down from 346 religious people who can't take a fucking joke

  • wow... people are actually having intelligent conversations in the comments section. that only seems to happen on comedy videos for whatever reason.

  • @wileystyley, ARE YOU CRAZY!??

    Frankie Paul's clip 'Boys will be Boys' is so much better!!

    if you haven't seen it you should go to rooftopcomedy . com

    and type in Frankie Paul then click on Boys Will Be Boys,

    your an idiot, GO JETS!

  • @DrxDietCokexArmadilo you're a godless goat humper!!!! how dare you agrere with me!

    Moshe Kasher cries in the shadows of Frankie Paul's larger than life mullet head of wisdom.

    PERISH!

  • this is pretty good. But Frankie Paul's clip 'Boys will be Boys' on rooftop comedy is way better. he has a mullet.

  • what the fuck is up with all the arguing on here. he's a comedian...enjoy yo'self

  • @alvino41 dude, shut the fuck up...

  • LOL at Christians who can't enjoy comedy!

  • What an abomanation he his

  • @Domodeath hahahahaa fuck you

  • @gagamericanflag Don't swear...

  • @Domodeath hahah. why?

  • @Domodeath why is he an abomination?

  • @FatherTime09 He is making fun of Heaven, a place of enternle happiness

  • @Domodeath and a good laugh doesn't constitute happiness??? see heaven gives us happiness and pleasure by just existing, we don't even have to be there... besides, i am very sure God has a sense of humor.. i mean he made 'em all right? so yeah

  • @FatherTime09 My fathers law stands, and if you condemn me for it go ahead, this remains an abomanation

  • @Domodeath i dont condemn you... whats more i go to church every sunday and help out in sunday mass, im part of a youth group every wednesday, i went to guatemala and peru to be a missionary... and i know, for he is my father too, that God has a sense of humor and he can see the humor in this :)

  • @FatherTime09 That is religion, you need a relation

  • @Domodeath i know the difference between religion and faith.. i gave a lecture about it in my university.. and i embrace the relations between creationism and evolution.... i DO have a relation and trust me i know what you mean but im saying that he isnt a heretic or anything (moshe kasher) he's just using a tool (eg heaven and hell) and taking a humorist view on it...

  • @jellybobish in 1908 there was no such thing as internet.... why does this ghost suddenly want revenge on people if its not posted again on youtube none the less

  • ...BUT ALL OF THE INTERESTING PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY ARE IN HELL!!!

  • Worst comic ever. I'm sure he meant to be though.

  • haha...harp

  • and weed isn't awesome those of you who think it is,go to google and look up what it can do to you

  • @yamo25000 Ok. This is comedy. It's funny. You are obviously not getting the point of... comedy. It's funny. Have you ever laughed? Retard

  • @neroazulomega yes i have laughed and if u knew me u would know that i laugh alot and i have no problem admitting im a lazy ADHD retarded screw up of an idiot,and this guy is making fun of christians which makes it not funny to me just like i once offended someone by calling my friend,who has a form of autism, a retard,which i was just messing around cause he is my best friend but she still didnt like it

  • i love how seriously people take COMEDY

    hahahaha makes it even funnier... for me that is

  • @yamo25000 Ok then, so what is heaven like, oh and please cite sources.

  • @ColdSHeep well u get alot more than a harp,there are alot more ppl there than just ur mother, the roads would be gold, and it is aa entire kingdom.

    and my sources would be the Bible obviously =)

  • @ColdSHeep it is an entire kingdom and there are more ppl than ur mom

  • wow, you are a freakin idiot, you just described Disneyland.

  • @ColdSHeep hahaha lol I did didn't I?Well Disneyland is an amazing place isn't it?and to get to heaven all you need is to do is believe in and trust God instead of paying to get in and there wouldn't be people who would steal your money or from the stores,the rides wouldn't close down ever,in heaven the streats are made of gold, and you will get you own mansion.there is more that im sure i don't know about or just forgot to or don't feel like mentioning...

  • @ColdSHeep ...you really should at least consider the possibility that there is a God...there actually is alot of proof...but i guess one can only lead a horse to water.....

  • @yamo25000

    Do you even know what the word proof means? It's great if you have faith in God, but don't butcher the English language doing it.

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  • @ColdSHeep nothing to say?

  • I'm sorry, I just have a life to lead.

  • But you know what, let me see if I can end this discussion. Your argument is "There is alot of evidence" (though you provided none) and then tell me to drink. No sir, I will not drink, I continue to see no evidence to believe in a God. Maybe in the future but threats will no longer work on me. When I read the scriptures from other religions I find that they do not indicate a divine author but of writings done by bronze age people who didn't know any better.

  • Okay so i know it's a joke and i like it, but as for your premise, ""well there's a harp that's all we know" : didn't Dante write a WHOLE BOOK for heaven as well as hell? And yes, I've read Paradiso cause I'm smarter than you.

    <3

  • Over many years we have all been lied to by our Govts. Not just our Govts but by Religous Leaders. We have been taught things that are not in Scripture & many have swallowed many lies by these false prophets. If you are a truth seeker please visit the web site which is displayed in our user name & take the time to read some of the articles.You will be shocked. THERE IS A GREAT AUDIO FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO. YOU WILL COME AWAY ASKING MANY QUESTIONS. REAL SHOCKING.

    Blessings as you seek truth

    Ben

  • @2besavedcom save your self and shove it. scripture is total BS. why can't you people simply keep to your selves(somehwre in kansas) instead of attempting to cram that shit down ...heres a question for you - what is the cause of every damn problem on this planet..ah , F it, you'll never get it so...its dominion a hole. the fact that humans believe they ride above the laws of nature.(tangible truth !) IT wouldn't be so bad but,..theres no where to go and theres so many of you SHEEP ....AHHHHHHH

  • why dont you keep to yourself?there is plenty of proof that God is real and i couldn't care less if you don't believe in the same thing as I do and if you have met a christian who claims to be above anything, then they are not a christian, and I'm not going to waste time by telling you true stories or quoting scripture because, as i have been told,you can't fix stupid! ur an idiot who will regret his life later on.and p.s. no real christian has ever claimed to be perfect.

  • @yamo25000 Really the bad side of eternal life is that at some point you will become bored, you will have done everything that anyone can ever do and then you will be stuck with the rest of eternity.

  • how do u figure u would get bored

  • so why don't u run off and cry to evolution, and tell it that you got told by a christian.

  • I'm not going to run off and cry. I actually try to face reality.

  • @ColdSHeep U think I dont face reality? I have had to face my dad moving away and getting married to a fat evil witch and since he only wants her money he will do anything for her,even if it puts me my sister in agony,ever since i was young every pet that i ever got really close to has died and my best friend moved away in my seventh grade year, then just recently the best friend i have ever had moved,my sister got pregnant by a dick who doesnt really care about her and my grandad is really sick

  • Hilarious... the way he does the WTF harp thing. haha.

    But rele... heaven is timeless and in a different dimension. When you have flashbacks when you are close to death... thousands flashbacks come to your mind in 6 seconds..

    Anyways// I don't think this guy love his family.

  • Sweet!

  • a extremely valid point

  • hahah...some what funny...

  • I don't think mothers are ever the way Jews describe them to be in stand-up comedy. Gentiles are just laughing at these jokes, for the past 50 years, to be polite, i think. It would be better if they switched it to father, at least.

  • if u dont have a jewish mother than u don't get it...

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  • dude has problems lol

  • Dude. Funny.

  • Nah, he is really lame......

  • gay

  • Why are yall taking this so seriously, its not serious lol, going to raves isnt going to send you to hell rofl. And the joke itself wasnt that funny, more stupid, but how the guy acted was where my giggle was.

  • Wait I clicked on the wrong video...nonetheless! My point stands! (freaking embarrsing)

  • I totally believe in god...and if you really do belive in god, then why do you guys have to prove it on a higurashi video lol, to all you other christains: just let it go! Let them belive what they want, it dosent even matter!

  • why would you ask?

  • There is no hell , heaven or God..snap out of it and start enjoying life...but your mind is most likely already set so strong the change is impossible..i pity you..fool

  • yay..i laughed hard..nice delivery...keep it up and you will be rich and happy for all eternity..

  • Search this one in YouTube "bible exposition in uk episode 2" I think this man could answer your questions.

  • This man don't know what is in heaven that's why he made it a comedy. If he's telling the truth, I rather play harp than to swim in fire forever begging to end your life.

  • I'm a catholic and I totally love this vid. How sinful. But he is awesome man!! watched this a thousand times. Can't people get that it's just comedy? it's watch it and laugh it off. Awesome man.

  • Baby raper !

  • Hahahhaha...I think it takes a free thinker to truly appreciate this comedian... Sorry religionists, move along.

  • @Nanolithic

    Plenty of atheists think this is terrible, I assure you.

  • @Nanolithic I think it takes a close-minded comedian to joke about religion. Joke about the real, not the hypothetical. Its easy to 'make jokes' about something we cant be sure exsists. "I read Dante's Inferno cause Im smarter than you." ? Thats why you are a stand up comedian... Playing a harp for eternity isnt a poke at religion, its a stab at how many people with laugh at this guy because someone else does too. PS. I like your user name. :)

  • @Nanolithic Why do you assume religious people can't take a joke? Religious people joke about this stuff all the time. Don't be a snob.

  • god is great satan is super!

  • There is no god, or heavan, or hell

    Personally I can't wait to see what happens when we die.

    Not because I hate my life or anything

    I just can't wait for my questions to be answered

    And if they aren't answered, so be it, it's the way nature is supposed to be

    I.E. RELIGION IS BULLSHIT

  • Alvino41: " God created us in his image."

    So is God a man or woman... or both? :( Creepy...

    Flyleafrocks1111: "God will someday step in and save [h]is people."

    What exactly is he waiting for?

  • No such thing as God. Normal people aren't creepy like that, thinking there is a magical man in the sky. Seek some serious help! You need it!

  • Who said there is a *Magical Man* in the Sky? you are right that does not exist, but since you DON"T KNOW the characteristics of a Omnipresent GOD is, YOU think he does not exist.

    It would be like me asking you..Hey! Please find my mother! YOU would have no CLUE how to find her, unless you knew the characteristics of my mother, if I said she is a female and we are blood related, you would be looking for my mom for and infinite amount of time, just like Atheists who cannot find GOD.

  • oh my

  • God doesn't have a gender because he doesn't need one. The upright walking legs, arms, developed brain, and so on.

    He is allowing us to grow and develop in society and so on. He has a higher thinking level then us.

    Anymore questions, you can message me. I don't mind, I may not have all the answers, but I'll do my best to get them.

  • If you knew anything about taxonomy you would know that humans are classified under the great apes along with gorrilas, orangutans, bonobos, and chimpanzees.

    But you'll just say 'No u moran it was GOD u fink i m animal huh!"

    Go back to school, dumbass.

  • haha this is really finny

  • Boy you're pretty tough on the critizism DarkShaolin. It's just a comedy routine. Lighten up.

  • how do i rate negative stars.....

  • Lol @ the worthless flamewar fucking swear you guys are better than the video :D

  • Funny shniznizzles.

  • wow...that was just dumb.  Why did it come up as a suggestion for me? lol

  • i think he's funny :D

  • MOSHE! WOO HOO!

  • AYA HIRANO

  • watch and pray

  • Well, I've seen some crap in my life; I guess there's some more to throw on the pile.

  • If you think Christianity is not violent, read Jeremiah 48:10. "A curse on he who is lax in doing the LORD's work! A curse on he who keeps his sword from bloodshed!" And no it's not symbolic, and no it's not a metaphor, so don't even try that shit.

  • people say that God kills humans when we aint immortal beings that can live forever.people blame God for taking their husand wife children friends gf or bf but in reality death is something no1 can change

    God created the world to be pefect but humans created the sin thus causing life to suck.we are the reason why life is so screwed up.you may ask "why doesnt God do anything?"well that is easy we aint perfect no1 on this earth is perfect.God will someday step in and save is people.

  • haha that is one of the dumbest excuses i have ever heard.

  • "Marijuana and raves" is a good description of "the good shit" in life!

  • Fuck yeah.

  • Also check out Egypt for the thousand years leading up to the Exodus. Its pretty crazy that Ra, the sun god, sent his only begotten son, Osiris, to earth via a virgin mother to walk the land and be crucified for all the worlds sins. Wait, where was it that the Christian beliefs started... oh yeah, the jews that came from Egypt.

  • ReservationAtDorsia 9 = retard. Don't reply to what you believe is an invalid arguement. TCreptile stated an opinion, so your response airs your ignorance. Religion is not something that is going to be torn down just because he doesn't believe so calm down. And while you are calm look up the Catholics history and compare it to the Nazi's and Genghis Kahn's. The only thing that has killed more people then Catholics is the cigarette.

  • Not funny. I see my mother like 3 times a year and it´s great. Sorry for this dude whose mother is not that cool.

  • Actually his mom is awesome. He's JOKING...check out his "ground rules" video.

  • lol ya...XD

  • alas if its that simple, if it was simply to comfort people scared of dying, why not just invent a heaven without a hell at all? ie heaven for everyone....afraid you need to think a bit deeper....

  • Or you could get a few of your scattered braincells, rub them together and hopefully generate enough brainwaves for you to realise that religion is nothing but a means to gain power and money. A primitive belief system created to comfort us in times where we understood so little, clung onto still by billions of idiots too scared of the concept of death to see the reason behind science and logic.

    There is no argument.

    Faith is hopeful ignorance.

  • you're right, TCreptile, there is no argument. you didn't state one fact in your post, and you resorted to insult. you're argument is invalid.

  • FOOL

  • You're funny, Moshe! I'll be praying for you... and your mom. :-)

  • ye, he's not talking about the heaven of the bible so meh

  • Nice video, good sharing...

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  • Very funny, hahahahaha, great!

  • I died for 6 minutes in a car accident in 1998. Was brought back to life by ambulance crew. Believe me, there's nothing on the other side.

  • is is true you heart stopped for 6 minutes?

    and you saw the other side oh my god

  • The good news is there's no hell. The bad news is there's no Heaven.....absolutely zilch, nothing, nada, nil, nought, zero, blank. It enlightened me, thats for sure. Life's too short to listen to anyone since then.

  • Hell is just a scare tactic christians use to force their beliefs onto others.

    typical way of christian thinking... Believe what i do or you'll burn in hell for eternity.

  • Good to know I'm not alone in thinking that! :)