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  • BATMAN!

  • Why not a lumberjack that can morph into orcas?

  • His superpower is to send in the city of Vancouver to riot.

  • Does he run on Timbits and Tim Hortons coffee?

  • Good thing he has the power of morphing......he should morph into something that doesnt look as gay as a cum covered lumberjack.

  • We're first in the league and we get THIS GUY to represent us? Bullshit.

  • lets analyze this:

    environmental empathy- anything that says environmental as a power sucks

    Aquatic Summoning- "summons his killer whale buddies from the sea" killer whales are fat and cute, what are they supposed to do..

    Gliding - he is a sea creature and cant jump into the air, and there is no point of jumping around in the water unless hes a dead fish

    Morphing: into a killer whale, why?? as a disguise to run away from enemies?

    Sonar blast: cant work for those w/o ears or heavy characters

  • The best team in the NHL gets the worst hero.

  • Well, look at it like this,

    Sure we got batman with fins and morphing,

    But hey,

    At least we didn't get a chunk of shit like Toronto did ahahaha

  • @TheRaunchyTofu

    LMAO

  • mabye he can morph into pavel bure, and score some goals! throw you stick luongo!

  • Wings and Canucks got the shaft. Here's to pussy power and an 80's Transformer reject!

  • I wish that like for the teams that had a anaimal name had an awesome version of it. The best by far are :

    Wild

    Preds

    Bruins

    Sharks

    Stars

    My opinion

  • im just finding out about this guardian bullshit this morning.....im just stunned, like wishing it was April First or something. i love this game and this league and the canucks but holy shit, this is just embarrassing. I cant believe its real.

  • We get batman with fins

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  • He's an underwater morphing batman? Very creative Stan lee

  • wow aquatic summoning......that's usefull

  • man this is just embarrassing as cauncks fan haha

  • Wow underwater Batman is neat ! I like his dutch rudder !

  • wtf is environmental empathy. if i litter, does he shed a tear?

  • The guardian project is Stan Lee subliminally telling people that he needs to retire

  • From the mind of Hit Gir... I mean, DC Comics, comes Stan Lee's Batma... Aquama... Orcaman! Captain Planet ain't got shit on this Environmental Empathy! He'll morph into a dildo and glide into your mom.

  • Good thing he has the power of morphing......he should morph into something that doesnt look as gay as a cum covered lumberjack.

  • @jmag579 Roflmafao....

  • "it's batman, eh?"

  • Capital's get an Eagle on Roids. Blackhawk's get a badass helicopter. King's get the best lookin' one of them all... We get a fish version of the batman... Son of a bitch.

  • Its Orca-Man!

  • fuck me...fuck me nhl...fuck nhl just fuck me wtf is this fucking shit fuck

  • that doesnt resemble batman at all...

  • His "batmobile" is a Prius right?

  • @infringementMAN haha.. vancouver joke. I like.

  • @infringementMAN lol he does look like batman

    

  • BATMAN FOR THE SHITTIEST TEAM

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • This is batman's dorky kid brother... "Gliding" ?

  • So I guess you could say the Canucks superpower is Diving.

    ZING!

  • LOL it looks like Batman!!.. Still tho this Guardian thing is so stupid, i hate it XD

  • from the mind of stan lee? or from the mind of DC comics?

  • Aquaman + Batman = The Vancouver Canuck lol

  • if he had two ears instead of one fin on his head it'd be a complete rip off of Battman. Right now it looks like Battman's retarded cousin.

  • @Spetz Yeah, Batman's retarded cousin, Bettman!!

  • Environmental empathy as a power? What tree hugging shit is this. How fucking embarrassing.....

    I suppose he drains his enemies powers and converts them into carbon tax credits. This is soooo fucking stupid.

  • How Can A Canadian Not Care About The Enviornment Thats What Makes Canada Beautiful Fuck U And The Six Who Thumbed It Up.

  • @PlowThrough8 Says the only fag here who likes this crap. You don't get it. It supposed to be a superhero, and superheroes are supposed to be COOL! Not take the gayest part of Vancouver with it's Salt Spring Island tree hugging liberals and make that a superpower. What about all the other stuff about our city. Its not just Fucking whales and water. People liver here, mountains are here, vast natural powers to draw a hero from. But they go the Green shit.  Fucking Bullshit!!!!

  • @kllklklklklklklklklk LOL Ok Fair Enough HaHa

  • @kllklklklklklklklklk You have issues with water. Allthough I dont live right in Vancouver I live in Tsawwassen which is just 30 mins away and your right about one thing, Vancouver is more than just its water but thats how people remember this wonderful place.

  • so, its batman with a canucks logo on his chest. scary.

  • He looks like Miga, one of the Olympic mascot.

  • Just like Raj says in Big Bang Theory...Aquaman sucks. no one wants to be Aquaman.

  • I dont mind this gimmick so much. Its for the kids. But I am dissapponted to have the aquaman/captain planet version represent us. Environmental empathy? at least hes not wearing a touque.

  • Dear Gary Bettman and your dumbass marketing goons. Please die. Sincerely, Canada and other real hockey fans.

  • so an aquaman like batman? alright...

    still beats the oil shooting oiler LOL

  • Batman????

  • At first I was like, Batman! Then I realized this is Marvel not DC.

  • look at his ass cape

  • no. plz stop stan.

  • @Running4coffee They got the wrong Lee... it should be JIM LEE =D

  • Batman + whale = the canuck? lol

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