Rammstein - Pussy {Lyrics}

[ZACKWELDERS]

ok bye raini16

[BeatdownCouture]

sausage in the sourkraut xD

[thesabbathofevil]

38 people arent getting pussy

[efcboy]

@tormira Reise Reise in this song means travel, in the song reise reise it means arise.

[Screep55]

SHIT QUALITY! Better drink my own piss than downloading this shit. sorry, but the truth.

[ResistanceofLove]

Like if you have  a dicka

[nathaliedxx]

nom nom dick

[LastKinqTheEdge]

38 people have pussy

[231johnjohnson]

He can't get laid in Germany?Till has done it again with epic lyrics.

[EmoKakyo]

part of it is wrong ja?

[Feurstein]

Im sick of people uploading this with terrible quality and yes I have the actual recording so I'll take it upon myself to have this uploaded by tomorrow with good quality since ALL of the one's on youtube are far from good.

[GAMER3136]

epiC

[mrmystmrmyst]

BLITZKRIEG MIT DEM FLEISCHGEWEHR! *ratatatatatatata* MEIN GOTT, DIE ENGLÄNDER! AAAAAARGH!

[narbagepl0x]

@mrmystmrmyst whats wrong with english people...

[Sagaterious]

Looking at the size of the Rammstein Dildos I feel sorry for any pussy that he does it quick with :D

[124wizard]

wrong lyrics at some parts

[educatedlime]

i have a dicka, you have a poosey, so vats the problem lets do it qvick!

[killyourself40]

Don't say to me that no girl want to do it quick with TILL XD

[gutterfly13]

LOL hilarious.

[JohnTDockum]

38 people don't know how hard it is to get some pussy in germany

[Reviewer01]

I saw them live and sang Pussy with them!!! Now I can die in peace |\m/|

[CarolinneStrip]

Any guys want to have Webcam Sex?

[estring123]

@CarolinneStrip r u hot? send pic

[FTFKaos]

@estring123 20 Bucks says that's a guy.

[uifp]

@FTFKaos i got $19 on me right now!

[FTFKaos]

@uifp Lol.

[OhFawkingJashiness]

35 people need to get laid in Germany...

[Psycho3418]

35 people need to get laid.

[BoxSetBoi]

I somehow feel that Till would have no problem getting laid in Germany...

[TheRammsteinfan]

more ugly, more perverse, Rammstein we want more

[daberek666]

Funny song , Like it ;d

[beogradjanka1000]

size does metter after all ;) hahahaha XD

[roguelady8]

I have a pussy!

[jthapalia]

I HAVE A DICKKKAAA,,,,,,CALL ME IF YOU HAVE A PUSSSYYYYY......

[Luluka007]

little bitch:P

[MrAceofspades308]

bei 2:12 singen die "be my little bitch", aber da steht "just a little bitch" und die schrift sieht nicht gerade super aus, aber sonst gut

[MiZzTwItChYwIcKeD]

I GOT A PUSSY!

[uifp]

U have a Pu**y i have a D*ck au!

[orion9430]

You've got pussy.

I have a dickaaaahhhhhhhhh.

So what's the problem?

Lets do it quick!

So take me now before it's too late.

Life's too short so I can't wait.

Take me now oh don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany!

RAMMSTEIN RULZ!!!

[devonation07]

what album is this on?

[AleeraDraculia]

I got laid in Germany! \m/  WACKEN \m/

[Lynn358]

Very dirty song, but it sounds awesome.

[tahtinoobi]

@Lynn358 I think dirty songs are best ;)

[MultiDarklord13]

34 people are fucking retarded..there missing out on good music.

[Xiphosdude]

@MultiDarklord13 or didn't get pussy :D

[kakabixlis]

I will add another country you cant get laid...Greece..nuff said...

[Uxhenik]

Lyrics: BAD

Music: BADASS

[ChubbyBlonde]

Saw this at sonisphere. He got on a giant fake cock and squirted foam over the front of the crowd!

[Paradox127]

34 people can't get laid anywhere ;o

[r1c0ch3t211]

@Paradox127 Usually these "lets point out how many people clicked dislike" comments are lame, but this one is good. Bravo sir.

Was hilarious on Saturday when Till got the giant foam cannon with everyone singing as well.

I HAVE A DICK-E

[Paradox127]

@r1c0ch3t211 They were so fucking epic :D Loved it

[cccphockey]

im too big.

[MrSkylord263]

fuck the people who flaged it thumbs up if you aggree

[sohigh214]

@MrSkylord263 They're just mad because they cant get no pussy.

[Marens777]

i have dickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa

[falchel]

@Marens777 me too

[DieDeutsch]

"Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr" - XD I died laughing LMAO Hahahaha

[DieDeutsch]

You can watch the FULL video (pussy, boobs, etc.) on RedTube(.)com! I just did, it was fucking hot and funny hahaha. I know I sound like an ad but I swear haha

[TheByzantineEmo]

@DieDeutsch and richard looks sooooooooo hot

[bleh2544]

its "be my little bitch" not "just a little, bitch"

[frankstuk]

@bleh2544  yeah your right....

[shino3111]

the lirycs sucks !!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT THE MELODIC LINE IS REALLLLLLLLLLY EPIC

[TheDeni993]

@inchman6452 i know i was saying thats my teenage thinking

[SlipknotFan713]

i wish some girls worked like this xD

[supermiimi]

Uncensored VIDEO:

/watch?v=43pDY3yKH84

WTF=?xd

[xpwndt4nkx]

good song :)

[LambadLambadLambda]

Best song ever!

[TheDeni993]

i have a dick u have a pussy so whats the problem lets do it quick this is exactly my teenage thinking

[luckyleww1]

gamer u c u n t

[GAMER3136]

I Have A Dick Au!

[GAMER3136]

@CindyIsSingle lol nice user name

[MeLySaLy]

holy shit!

[Hoshimaru57]

I JUST GOT IT!

This is a response to Lords of Acid- Pussy.

Listen to the begining of both songs.

And also DEAR GOD! Worst song ever to have stuck in your head!

Not safe for work.

[toutagamila]

@Hoshimaru57 ok i totally agree and i have had it stuck in my head at work..

[Hoshimaru57]

@toutagamila Depending on what you do there are worse songs to have stuck in your head.

Can you imagine being a elementary school teacher and having Little Girls stuck in your head?

"I love little girls they make me feel so good! I love little girls they make me feel so bad!"

Or how about an AA guy with Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?

Or a psychiatrist with Meaning of Life by psychostick?

I've got a million of em, thank you, I'll be here all weekend.

[Hoshimaru57]

Damn! I meant Disturbed- Meaning of Life.

[TheLateGreatBerlin1]

I HAVE A PUSSY

[3lbasura]

MAJOR ORGASM!!!! 

[mahrogmahrog]

i have a dickaaa!!! :))=))=)) i m dying laughing man:)) it s awsome........in the official wideo are they really fucking those chicks?:S :))=)) i m confused

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

You have a Pussy!

I have a Dick!

So whats the problem? lets do it quick!

Damn Awesome song and awesome video, but its way too censured!

[usuk16]

Wow it's blocked O_O. Who would block this video? O.o

[mmanson123]

I laughed sooooo hard when he says "Can't you see? I can't get laid in Germany." xDD LMAO!!!

[11kupa27]

WTF



[1h8u2be]

i have a dickaaaa . lol . Rammstein ftw. waiting to here this song live on the concert on 23 june :)

[mit4in]

i have a dickaaaa epicness xD

[fredsta1234]

fuck great song!!!

[MetalSounds1]

I wonder in what for a mood he was when he wrote this song ;p

[pyroninja4]

THE BEGINING SOUNDS LIKE SPEILHUR

[estring123]

i have a 10inch. which girl wants to do it with me?

[tasermaster98]

@estring123 this is why A.I.D.S is a pandemic bud

[Zxceelxuz]

As offensive as these lyrics should be to a lot of people, I find them more hilarious than anything. Much better than the terrible, blatant woman abusing rap songs out there.

[fandoalemao]

uve got a pussieeee... i have a dickaaaa so whats the problem??

[DevilHuntar]

Hmm. The meaning of this song is very deep! Cant figure:)

[cutetoot96]

this song is bloody epic, got to love it mega!!

"i cant get laid in germany" :) hehe...

[tokiohoel1]

I HAVE A DICKAAAA roflmao

[0MasterOfAllThings0]

I too, have a dickah!

[ichigoBankaimoonfang]

STECK BRATWURST IN DEIN SAUERKRAUT LOL xP

[sushiserv]

@ichigoBankaimoonfang i no right XD

[11igor33]

O yeah!!!! I like pussy!!!! but vid on YouJizz, youPorn, Redtube is better.. no cenzure!!!!!!!!! O yea... Pussy!

[ferarry13]

u fail ... its "just a lil, lil bitch" in the second time

[GrooveStreet70]

''I can't get laid in Germany'' lmao! XD

[disturbed252]

the best band on the planet!!!

[Kayruul]

This song is so damn catchy, though not a huge fan of the lyrics :/

[mynameisjonas45]

Dass ist lustig. "Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr."

[callaamplamps]

I laughed my ass of when i heard this on pandora and my dad was beside me and gave me a look lol

[gillrandall]

i love this song

[xxMaartinx]

ABSOLUTELY WORST SONG EVER..

[matthill14]

@xxMaartinx Stfu you little pussy

[forthebrotherhood]

The first predominately English Rammstein song I've heard.

[debbieharrs]

@forthebrotherhood Have you not heard Amerika?

x

[GHRYNO]

Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!!!!!!!! XD

[chargersfan6194eva]

hahah DICKA

[thegodofhellfire999]

i eat pussy =)

[Moxei7]

^ n1

[DangerousMirax]

Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn ...))))

[kukunnaSBP]

Bye bye Raini16!! Where are you going?!

[WentMillerGal15]

I can't get laid in Germany! I love that line! Lol. I wish that the video had more scenes with Richard! Sexy man he is!

[tore978790]

hi everyone!!!!!!!! Great song, I love it!! what does "Steck bratwurst in dein saurkraut" mean? I just dont get it=)

[mynameisjonas45]

@tore978790 Plug in your brautwurst saurkraut

[Bluffeddood]

@mynameisjonas45 bratwurst* sauerkraut*

[TheDragonlordofdoom]

@tore978790 Shove my bratwurst into your sauerkraut :D

[Craig496]

"Steck bratwurst in dein saurkraut." - that's hilarious!

[NachoNikke]

i hate that the rapper faggots started to listen the rammstein beacuse of this song.. this is awsome song.. but i hate those faggots..

[lukynko12]

So what s the problem

[manner86]

nice

[qweasdf2]

i love this song

[ookkonaaoulusta]

rammstein's singer is so humorous. his voice as such makes me laugh.

[orc9925]

I almost got laid in norway:(

[ewokone555]

i love how he says don't copy this video like he spent his time and money producing the audio paying for the instruments the sound equipment, and studio time.................... i am all for youtube and shit and i hate that all the music vids get taken down but come on this videos isn't his

if you don't know what i am talking about read the discription don't copy i wasn't going to but yea know what i am going to now just for the hell of it

[inlinefreak07]

Lol i love how till says "Dicka" lmao

[gunscark]

I got laid in the garden

[ThePlaytim3]

lol my friend showed me this song in class and i laughed at too big too small part

and the song got stuck in my head haha

5 stars

[jorno1994]

in the end of after all there is a "?"

[Biverix]

i got laid in germany :)

[TheDeni993]

@Biverix haha lucky :)

[daffyduck196]

very gd song lol i like tills lirces

[slipknot2155]

He sounds cooler when he speaks English instead of German

[hardy495]

nar i like it better when till sings german :D

[jorno1994]

i don't think so ; )

[ookkonaaoulusta]

näin eurooppa yhdentyy!

[MrHellbane]

u have a pussy!, i have a dicka, so wats the problem?

[kikkelinaamaimee]

i have a dicka!

[coolvagyok]

@kikkelinaamaimee You've got pussy

[Demoraeux]

so what's the problem????

[ZEDDEEMONPWNER]

lets do it quick!

[Demoraeux]

Let's do it quick!!!!!!

[88rixadzin88]

"Take me now, oh don't you see. I can't get laid in Germany"XDXDXD funny shit:D Rammstein<3<3<3

[abc123yaoi]

@88rixadzin88 but, what does he mean 'in germany ' ??? why??? still love the song tho

[mynameisjonas45]

@abc123yaoi He means in the country of Germany. Like he is telling foreigner women to 'take him' because he 'can't get laid in Germany'.

[abc123yaoi]

@mynameisjonas45 no i mean, why can't he get layed in germany?

[mynameisjonas45]

@abc123yaoi He is not being serious.

[BernieEOD]

An outlaw bikers proverb:

Gods greatest gift to man is pussy, The bad news is that he placed women in control of it.

[atopposite]

You've got a pussy

i have a dick

:D

[BLU3XFURY]

One size fits all xD

[88Aphex]

and the lyrics arent even translated into english..wot a nob

[nkssk5]

massive dick attack over your house!

if you want a translation buy a fucking dick-tionary you spaz

[gorgerak]

sorry you say "dont copy this video".... well since you've combined the two worst things about microsoft, movie maker and Comic Sans, its not exactly an intricate piece of video production, i could re-create it in 5 mins and it would be better (no offense)....... if you want bragging rights on putting up the lyrics then you havent exactly done something worth bragging about.

[melihgulener]

they are just right, so whts the problem !!!! i belive the problem is woman , for man its just like math , u got that i got this and lets do it very simple both will have fun...woman make complicated :P Rammstein is just right ...whts the problemmmm

[mrcatisgod]

im pretty sure rammstein are not mysogynists. I think you are over simplifying the lyrics.

[ThePsychoSister]

haha this is too fucking funny

[kasilbrazil03]

I HAVE A DICKAAAA

EPIC, GREAT SONG

[yigit6005]

it is 1 time :just a little bitch and 1 time by me little bitch u have's 2 times just a little bitch and that is not good

[GuraDeFier]

They don't sound as good as before, but, still a nice song.

[Jakzerstoren]

Steck bratwurst in dein sauerkraut :D

R-O-F-FUCKING-L!!

[Hesami1]

I can't get laid in Germany :D

[Jakzerstoren]

wow u gotta be very fucking ugly then :O

[Hesami1]

yep... :(

[americastan]

I do have a dicke :)

[mrbean711711]

i HAVE A DICKAAA :D

[falchel]

@mrbean711711 me too.