Texas is the boss and Oklahoma is Costanza. Texas will always be a winner and Oklahoma will always be a loser. Oklahoma will always be two-steps behind Texas.
you know how george would really kick is ass ? bringing kramer with him, cause when his around all the "enemys" of the main characters get screwed one way or the other xD
@Grisha1994 He did it while writing for SNL, but it actually worked for him. That's where he got the idea for this episode. It's the first episode written exclusively by Larry David himself.
@crazydudetz I can remember four distinctly, not including him selling computers for his dad in the garage: the one in this clip (which I'm pretty sure was something to do with real estate), the Yankees job, Play Now, and Kruger Industrial Smoothing. Someone chime in if there are any others.
@WatchSeinfeldOnline This is based on a true story, Larry David did this with Saturday Night Live. The only difference is for Larry, it actually worked.
lmaa, just came across this video and got a good laugh. Then I see these comments of you 2 arguing over quality of life & politics... under a Seinfeld video, seriously? Get lives, both of you.
its not what obama has been able to do in short time, its his agenda that is scary that is why he bad dumbass tatteduphomie. let the wealthy pay for the health care and ruin bury success in the country. Maybe I'm a winner and your just a loser.
Yes. That is the way we do it here in Europe, the rich pay the healthcare of the poor for 70 years now.. and it works to perfection, creating a more equal and solid society where everybody can get treated no matter their income. It´s called Socialism. Besides, one of the benefits from getting "free" healthcare, is that it allowes you to save money, have a better life and at the end of the chain end up paying more taxes, so you are giving that money back at some point
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I am glad you live in Europe I am glad you like your healthcare. But I am proud to be an American and I live in America because the vast makority of us believe in freedom and liberty, I am no mans slave and he has no right to my goods or labor, sink or swim on your own.
well you pay taxes don't you ? .. so you are not really free
We are free in Europe too, and with a better quality of life, income and less poberty than the states.
Don't say I am an American, so am I, you are from the US, America is a huge continent that include's us all from Chile to Canada, and the majority of America are socialist such as Chile, Argentina, Brasil, Bolivia, Venezuela, Cuba, Paraguay, Uruguay etc.....
Yeah most of them are socialist shitholes like Venezuela, I will say I am an American and you can't do shit about it. I guarantee I have a higher quality of living than you. And I am not a pussy, we take care of ourelves without stealing from others, but I understand you're just a little communist bitch and a thief.
You don't know If you have a better quality of living than me. I did not say you are a pussy either, all this comments make you sound so ignorant dude .. well, you are an " American " , so why expect something different.
I am not a communist, I am a modern socialist, wich is very different, obviolsy you woudn't know the difference , I mean, you only have 2 political parties in the States and it's an exclusive political sphere. Buy some books dude, you could use it instead of insults , lol
I know I don't need to steal the labor and capital of others to have a good life, I am not a Democrat (communist) or Republican, I am a right leaning conservative.
jajajajaja that is the funniest and most retarded shit I have ever heard!!, fuck jajajajajaja. thanks for that, now I know how dumb you are, not wasting my time anymore
I dont care what these actors and comedians are. Its the sense of humor i like, duh. Just because they're liberal doesn't mean i cant laugh at this show. That has nothing to do with anything bro. Laughter = less stress.
anyones better than bush right now. it took several years to mess this country up did u think obama was gonna fix it in a few months? people are ignorant. things take time, like you idiots brain development
You are a f'n republican and watch seinfeld???? U are aware right, the whole Seinfeld crew are die hard liberals,especially Seinfeld and Larry David...so little pathetic for you to come out here and say how depressed you are about Obamabeing the president, but yet watch a show of Liberals who also voted and support Obama...
o.O I almost thought he was going to go all Joan Crawford on George... Thought he was going to say "I will always beat you" insteada "I will always be a winner." ^^ Anyway, that randomness aside, very funny.
today i watched seinfeld: how it began. it was great. larry told a story how he quit his job because the show he was working on sucked. then his neighbor (named kerry kramer) told him to go back to work like nothing happened.
"Lisa what happened to you this weekend?"
"Oh I got tied up.."
"I'll bet you did"
One of the most fantastic and underrated interchanges in sitcom history
coyletj 1 day ago
@coyletj Guess i'm a dumbass. The name was Eva and the line was "Eva, what happened to you Friday afternoon?"
I guess i'll learn to watch things before i comment about them
coyletj 1 day ago
Hey guys, it's June Jones!
DarkHypno100 2 months ago
Best ever
Tym0re 3 months ago
This asshole probably runs the Jerk Store!
CheapJabroni 5 months ago
Texas is the boss and Oklahoma is Costanza. Texas will always be a winner and Oklahoma will always be a loser. Oklahoma will always be two-steps behind Texas.
malcolmw1990 5 months ago
@malcolmw1990 You know, except when Oklahoma kicks the shit out of Texas in football
coyletj 1 day ago
You will always be a loser. Ouch. Those words must hurt really bad.
LaoSoftware 5 months ago
thats why im here i am a winner ill always be a winner and you alaways will be a loser
goreds03 5 months ago
1:45
sandalsnsocks4 5 months ago
"Ya serious, aren't ya?!?"
getSwindled 7 months ago
Duh.....Winning.....
rubbersole79 9 months ago
lmao seinfeld is the best sitcom ever made
DaBearsRockMySox 11 months ago 6
I'll bet you did
KennethKaniffFromCT 11 months ago
this shit happens. real geeks thinking theyr the shit ...
giugnhgbvinierngvb89 1 year ago
The guy @ :22 kind of looks like Christian Slater.
lurch321 1 year ago
@lurch321 Maybe if Christian Slater got into a facially disfiguring car accident after being addicted to meth for 2 years. I mean, no... he doesn't.
motleyhar 7 months ago
you know how george would really kick is ass ? bringing kramer with him, cause when his around all the "enemys" of the main characters get screwed one way or the other xD
skyfinish 1 year ago
How hot is the girl sitting next to george
TheMrmatters 1 year ago
I like the part were he goes thats why im here and your " hands shuffle " there hahahaha
TheMrmatters 1 year ago
the great thing is larry david did this kind of thing before he became famous.
Grisha1994 1 year ago 3
@Grisha1994 He did it while writing for SNL, but it actually worked for him. That's where he got the idea for this episode. It's the first episode written exclusively by Larry David himself.
aaronrocs 1 year ago
smug bastard boss
ElaineImSpongeworthy 1 year ago
isnt the guy talking about lisa and sailing the boyfriend of the finnish writer who cleaned jerry's apartment?
rafastil 1 year ago
lisa mocolski
Harryreid51 1 year ago
yeah good weekend
ah she's going to be a fine sailor
TheDoofusBoy 1 year ago
Anyone notice George's voise is more nasally
4KidsRocks1 1 year ago
@4KidsRocks1 Yeah, he was actually quite irritating in the early seasons. What's up with the way he pronounces "aren't" as "arr-rent" too?
tml4873 1 year ago
"oh i got tied up"
"I bet you did"
haha
OANDMENG 1 year ago
how many jobs has george had? this one (which i have no idea what consists of), and the yankees job.
crazydudetz 1 year ago
@crazydudetz I can remember four distinctly, not including him selling computers for his dad in the garage: the one in this clip (which I'm pretty sure was something to do with real estate), the Yankees job, Play Now, and Kruger Industrial Smoothing. Someone chime in if there are any others.
tml4873 1 year ago
lol he just shows up like he works there hahah
WatchSeinfeldOnline 1 year ago
@WatchSeinfeldOnline This is based on a true story, Larry David did this with Saturday Night Live. The only difference is for Larry, it actually worked.
tml4873 1 year ago
@tml4873
For real? Lol thats awesome! Only Larry David could pull that off, what a character!
silentghost23 1 year ago
The truth hurts...
wrath231 1 year ago 3
seinfeld rules..
420SexyTime 1 year ago 3
lmao*
BcL07 1 year ago 4
lmaa, just came across this video and got a good laugh. Then I see these comments of you 2 arguing over quality of life & politics... under a Seinfeld video, seriously? Get lives, both of you.
BcL07 1 year ago 5
@BcL07 agreed !
issssssssssssss 1 year ago
@BcL07 Agreed.
mrREDBIRDFAN 1 year ago
Wow, Eva was smoking hot. Wouldn't mind tying that up.
cotchery 1 year ago 2
The boss is such an A-hole. He's so cold. He reminds me of my boss.
OS253 2 years ago 4
its not what obama has been able to do in short time, its his agenda that is scary that is why he bad dumbass tatteduphomie. let the wealthy pay for the health care and ruin bury success in the country. Maybe I'm a winner and your just a loser.
captainkill1 2 years ago
Yes. That is the way we do it here in Europe, the rich pay the healthcare of the poor for 70 years now.. and it works to perfection, creating a more equal and solid society where everybody can get treated no matter their income. It´s called Socialism. Besides, one of the benefits from getting "free" healthcare, is that it allowes you to save money, have a better life and at the end of the chain end up paying more taxes, so you are giving that money back at some point
joshuanaconda 2 years ago
Why don't you get a job and pay for your own healthcare you piece of shit.
TeutonicCircle 1 year ago
I do actually have private healthcare from my Job.
What's up with the insult ?
joshuanaconda 1 year ago
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I am glad you live in Europe I am glad you like your healthcare. But I am proud to be an American and I live in America because the vast makority of us believe in freedom and liberty, I am no mans slave and he has no right to my goods or labor, sink or swim on your own.
TeutonicCircle 1 year ago
well you pay taxes don't you ? .. so you are not really free
We are free in Europe too, and with a better quality of life, income and less poberty than the states.
Don't say I am an American, so am I, you are from the US, America is a huge continent that include's us all from Chile to Canada, and the majority of America are socialist such as Chile, Argentina, Brasil, Bolivia, Venezuela, Cuba, Paraguay, Uruguay etc.....
joshuanaconda 1 year ago
Yeah most of them are socialist shitholes like Venezuela, I will say I am an American and you can't do shit about it. I guarantee I have a higher quality of living than you. And I am not a pussy, we take care of ourelves without stealing from others, but I understand you're just a little communist bitch and a thief.
TeutonicCircle 1 year ago
You don't know If you have a better quality of living than me. I did not say you are a pussy either, all this comments make you sound so ignorant dude .. well, you are an " American " , so why expect something different.
I am not a communist, I am a modern socialist, wich is very different, obviolsy you woudn't know the difference , I mean, you only have 2 political parties in the States and it's an exclusive political sphere. Buy some books dude, you could use it instead of insults , lol
joshuanaconda 1 year ago
I know I don't need to steal the labor and capital of others to have a good life, I am not a Democrat (communist) or Republican, I am a right leaning conservative.
TeutonicCircle 1 year ago
I am not a Democrat (communist)
jajajajaja that is the funniest and most retarded shit I have ever heard!!, fuck jajajajajaja. thanks for that, now I know how dumb you are, not wasting my time anymore
go live in monaco bro
bye bye
joshuanaconda 1 year ago
Just tell me how you justify the theft of other persons labor and capital to enrich yourself?
TeutonicCircle 1 year ago
LMAO..ya good weekend.
7d7e7f7 2 years ago
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hah republicans cant watch seinfeld. ....nice.
CycleSeth 2 years ago
I dont care what these actors and comedians are. Its the sense of humor i like, duh. Just because they're liberal doesn't mean i cant laugh at this show. That has nothing to do with anything bro. Laughter = less stress.
CycleSeth 2 years ago 2
Ava, what happened to you friday afternoon, oh I got tied up, I'll bet you did lol...
SumNJFella 2 years ago 5
does anyone know what the name is of the obese red-head woman in this clip?
shamrock118 2 years ago
anyones better than bush right now. it took several years to mess this country up did u think obama was gonna fix it in a few months? people are ignorant. things take time, like you idiots brain development
Tatteduphomie 2 years ago
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It seems pretty obvious how you could get depressed with Barack Obama running our country. Maybe it should be a seinfeld episode?
CycleSeth 2 years ago
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thank god for seinfeld, and these videos. I dont know how else id be able to get over my dail dose of depression from barack obama.
CycleSeth 2 years ago
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Wow.. depressed because of Obama and Seinfeld being the happiness in your life.
That must be a fucking boring ass life.
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT9484 2 years ago
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How the FUCK?!?!?!? do you get depressed from somebody you don't even know? FUCKED UP
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT9484 2 years ago
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You are a f'n republican and watch seinfeld???? U are aware right, the whole Seinfeld crew are die hard liberals,especially Seinfeld and Larry David...so little pathetic for you to come out here and say how depressed you are about Obamabeing the president, but yet watch a show of Liberals who also voted and support Obama...
muratshawn 2 years ago
@muratshawn Who cares. Your living in the past man, quit living in the past.
bshaun2 2 years ago 2
o.O I almost thought he was going to go all Joan Crawford on George... Thought he was going to say "I will always beat you" insteada "I will always be a winner." ^^ Anyway, that randomness aside, very funny.
judeccagunner 2 years ago
classic
7d7e7f7 2 years ago
"Is that Costanza over there!?" lol
dfbhcf 2 years ago 74
lol love this thats why im here and your there
havokbrockley 3 years ago
WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE
JDug89 3 years ago 83
wrong episode.
yumyumwhatzohai 2 years ago
@JDug89 his wife is in a coma......
therubixman 1 year ago 3
@JDug89
She is in coma...
DIZAZZO 4 months ago
i wouldve cried if that happened to me xP
neokasuki 3 years ago 2
The sleazy boss in this episode is classic.
"I'll bet you did"
And the line at the end is one of the best lines ever in Seinfeld "Because I'm a winner...I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be...a loser"
PeteC75 3 years ago 4
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well u can relate to that cant u ...you dumb fuck cocksucker...
HumanBozoBoy 3 years ago
today i watched seinfeld: how it began. it was great. larry told a story how he quit his job because the show he was working on sucked. then his neighbor (named kerry kramer) told him to go back to work like nothing happened.
george is hilarious
tomivav 3 years ago
George is such a great actor.
angrynintendonerd24 3 years ago 14
The best
Muffy2314 3 years ago
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omg i love frasier so much!
samgoren5 3 years ago
ye too bad this is seinfeld.
jackhole91 3 years ago
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are you serious its frasier
samgoren5 3 years ago
LOL "i love frasier" that's hilarious
xparanoidxxandroidx 3 years ago
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hahhahahhaa, i got 5 thumbs down for it hahahahhaha
samgoren5 3 years ago
This show is brilliant.
cerzule 3 years ago 10
Ah she's gonna be a fine sailor
dave21286 4 years ago 8
My favorite episode. Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David are fucking geniuses.
tylerdurden187 4 years ago 19
Where's the following scene at the party, where elaine tries to distract this guy while George slips a mickey in his drink. Anyone have it?
Each21 4 years ago
bestt everrr
Campanella1 4 years ago
Hope Sen. Larry Craig sees this!
seemefeelme62 4 years ago
costanza rules :D
pikatecu 4 years ago 9