Hoedown - Drunk Mother

[DarbChamster]

Rhyme strange with strange? GENIUS!

[irishbug14]

Doesn't Drew always seem to start with "Now lemme tell you something"?

[ksivic497]

i like how it goes from drunk mothers to penises xD

[TheNickGratton]

Colin's look at 0:56 you know shit's going down.

[kluxxxarn]

Burn!

[StickReverb]

Wow they actually make great ventriloquists.

[imabonesgleek]

is the hoedown their actual favorite game or do they all really hate it? I'm lost.

[Rusaarules]

@imabonesgleek Everyone but Ryan. If you watch the outtakes, he constantly brings up about how he hates Hoedown and he'll slice his fucking wrists if they do more, ha.

[carlotta4th]

@Rusaarules Apparently everyone hated them, actually. Colin did a AMA on reddit and revealed various tidbits. =)

[SCO23]

@imabonesgleek Virtually all the cast members hate doing hoedowns, especially Ryan Stiles. Even though they are good sports about it, they tend to insult the game itself, each other and the hosts Drew Carrey or Clive Anderson for making them do it.

[xDarkTrinityx]

lol, gotta be careful when being the first one to sing in the hoedown xD

[shoelessandy]

whose line is it anyway = LEGENDS

[rde212]

...Chip has a little Penis

*Ensue in choking on peanuts*

[1995ARM]

I'm sorry, but Chip KILLED it.

[HORRIOR]

Lol the last part had nothing to do with the theme XD

[redryan20000]

drunk mother hoe down turned into a penis hoe down i love it

[Oaphish]

chip's will be the best hoedown of life ALWAYS <3

[Kozaack]

I liked Chip's part the most as it was very coherent. :)

[Tatsue295]

@Kozaack he's reaction to Colin's comeback was the best (leans forward pulling down shirt)

[CrazyCrater13]

best hoedown of all time

[whtfang91]

I got a mother who drinks an aweful lot

every time I turn around, she's grabbing another shot

But that's okay, it's not as bad as you think

Since my mom is a drunk she buys me all my drinks

[cpthornman]

While Coilin's comeback was pretty funny Chip's was pure genius. Best insult on a hoedown!

[Russell183]

I love how Chip starts laughing at the end of his first verse, and then at the start of his fourth verse, he just knew what brilliant comedy he had just created!

[TheManimal11]

THE BEST HOEDOWN EVER

[ppp9922]

wish ryan did one to make fun of chip too...

so chip would know not to make fun of colin

[TheSpriteStory]

Colin and Drew picking on Chip lol.

[Themaniacnextdoor]

Poor Colin. 

[StreetBall89]

Wayne gets to rest, his penis is large that's why he's behind the desk !

[Gmills4747]

hahahaha

[kakicolouredniga]

thank god that audience member was there that night cause it was a hilarious hoedown

[Larks61]

Haha so funny! Haha ryans had nothing to do with a drunk mother

[MissAngryGinger]

See? That's why I go to improv classes, so I can insult people through games!

[theoneandonlysarab]

Gotta love this.

[CaioSlyvan]

BRKsEDU is the master!

[brunond38]

BRKsEDU me mandou aki tbm!!

[MadnessSpartan]

Quem Veio Pelo BRKsEDU?

[kajaman100]

BRKS edu me mandou aki :D

[NotADollarInMyPocket]

you can see ryans heart just sinking when they say "hoedown"

[OhplsAndrew]

so they're all related then

[channelant]

ITS AS THE PIANO SAYS AT 0:33 "BALD WIN"

[BornToBSumbody]

oh by the way Chip has a little penis....you go Colin!

[12Livewya]

Colin stay rashin on ppl!

[coolchat18]

did anyone else hear the booing around 1:53?

[msbubulove]

Amazing Hoedown :))

[TheDisneyFan111]

@redinblack14 I played the song in my head while reading that, and I about died laughing 

[redinblack14]

A lot of people like to worship justian bieber

they sing his songs all day and claim they have bieber fever

you see to me he has no kind of class

Colin Mochrie could totally whip his ass

[Audi3470]

Isacuros stole what I was going to say. Chip's verse was ridiculously awesome and he seemed to know what he was going to say from the beginning. How does one come up with something so damn good that quick?

[GinaBabez392]

Haha I love how Colin always gets them back :)

[Isacuros]

I'm not saying that Colin doesn't own this hoedown, but for Chip to come up with his verse in about 10 seconds is pretty good

[hiabbeyhimaggy]

I love how Colin just immediately goes to sit on Ryan's laugh. True best friends. :)

[J05H3]

What's the second verse of Chip say: When she was nursing Colin, her milk was ____ ?

[luciann]

@J05H3 her milk was 90 proof (alcohol level)

[45BATISTA]

Lesson 1: never Fk With Collin

Lesson 2: never Mock Anyone Thats After Your Turn ....

[terialiss44]

@45BATISTA Oh yeah!

[NewGurlzCuteGurlz]

Why does everyone mess with Colin he is the best

[wafeman17]

why does everyone make fun of colin so much?

[mrteo116]

one of THEBEST hoedowns

[Blackwing76]

I don't think that guy was suggesting a topic, i think he was just telling Drew about his mom.

[TheLastHylianTitan]

but Collin is adorable D:

[TheDevastator1775]

Never get on Colin's bad side. He'll get you back in a hoedown.

[IMAWESOME810]

"Your mother is a drunk."

Was that a suggestion for the hoedown or a statement?

[nodevoutt]

once colin said venus i could guess the last line perfectly! lmao

[RawRawkKills12]

I liked Chip's joke more thank Colin's.

[BBall0027]

9 people have a little penis

[kiddingme01]

It's amazing that they censor midgets, blind people (who prob. don't watch this), and others, but don't censor a drunk mother hoe-down

[imagineers101]

Oh my.

[rickyleaf09]

One guy in audience, "Your mother is a drunk." LMAO

[UzumakiSonic619]

Welcome to Ownedville.

Population: Chip Esten.

[KaptinKilla]

Oooh. Chip got double served on that one.

[krazybadger78]

It's kinda funny how the hoedown turned from drunk mother to penis size.

[TheOffkilter]

@krazybadger78 isnt that always how it goes? guys insulting each other about their mothers and it turns to insulting each others penises?

[TheMagicMace]

love how chip gets owned and you can just tell by his face he is soo embarrassed and he just wants to cry xD

[thrillette]

hmmm. i wanna check out whatever wayne has behind that desk. ;)

[OohYa000001]

LMAO

[SlapstickCoyote]

Chips an amateur - Ryan knows that if you want to target someone, do it at the end of the hoedown or they'll get you back

[TheDreamchest]

I think Ryan is extremely happy being last in the hoedowns :D

[SimuLord]

Chip was a really good sport about it and sold Colin's joke perfectly with the shirt pull.

[XoXoSierraWasHereXox]

Lol Colin got chip back

[dzelina]

when u hear 'venus', u know whats coming :DDD

[gothica1129]

I love how Drew stood up for Collin that time, instead of makign fun of him like he usually does! By the way kids, don't fuck with Collin Mochrie

[10hailfire10]

How would Colin know about Chip's whoop-de-doo?

[SupernaturalLover235]

why does Ryan always say something completely not on the subject!

[rawrdinosaur95]

At 0:56 Colin is thinking, "Right, Chip, you've had your fun... but you're gonna pay!"

[GavinJ37]

Colins comeback was crap...but this board is full of americans who are too stupid to realize...probably cause they all have a huge hard-on for Colin

[2kdlove]

Anybody notice tht ryan's verse didnt have anything to do with th subject?????

[MySirDave]

damn how did chip come up with such a clever verse so quickly , he had like 5 seconds to think...... and then he nails it

[timoteoman13]

@MySirDave They have multiple takes. They don't do everything this funny the first time. They just do it one after another after they each have figured out what they are going to say or they edit it so it sounds like its continuous.

[xPeacexLovexHarmonyx]

I had a mother who was really drunk

Boy, I could tell you, It really stunk

I told her that I wish I knew my daddy

She told me I shouldn't because he changed his name to Patty

[PandaPalm777]

Chip looks kinda pissed that Colin said he had a tiny penis... xD

[musicandLYRICs141]

@PandaPalm777 I think Chip is more like "OK, I deserved this."

[cocoaviolinist]

omfg as soon as i heard colin say "VENUS" i already knew what he was gonna say. LOL

[YourzForevamore]

It's funny cause Ryan usually stays outta the lil fight things but he always has to say something funny :) but chip sooooo got owned

[4evapyro]

You see, some people have Justin Bieber as their idol, or Katy Perry...as for me, Colin Mochrie all the way!

[bakufan1100]

@4evapyro same with me

[BornToBSumbody]

@4evapyro got something against Justin Bieber?

[WildWestMan100]

chip is probably the best alternate. brad adn jeff caa go suck it but chips ok

[yogozarfy]

Chip's verse was one of the best hoedown verses ever

[BufasB]

@yogozarfy agreed

[lilrev718]

colin = win

[PinkPsycho92]

Why doesn't Chip just drop dead??? Stupid Jerkoff.

[PinkPsycho92]

@archuletaangel66 I dont care, he's an asshole and I want to see someone kill him RIGHT now!

[rawrxitsxrachael]

@PinkPsycho92 Dude, he was joking, Colin knows that. Chill

[ferinate101]

@PinkPsycho92 you can even see colin finding it funny at 0:56. Take a joke, and stop hating Chip. Everyone makes fun of everyone. Colin's hair, Ryan's shoes, Drew's weight. It's a joke, and why do you keep commenting on whose line videos on how much you hate Chip anyway?

[CPU007beez]

@PinkPsycho92 jesus bro calm the fuck down

[georgieboy360]

did anyone else think it was an insult rather than a suggestion?

[RebelRose63]

i love how "your mother is a drunk," is the only suggestion yelled out. :D

[bmsmith1991]

How come colin never wins?

[MrArif1971]

oh when i heard this hoedown i felt sorry for chip

when he made fun of colin he went down deep,

so heres a lesson which i really gotta sing,

if u are on hoedown DONT FUCK WITH COLIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shins004]

@MrArif1971 was that supposed to rhyme?

[TheJDUBnorcal]

Chip was the best

[zebrasweatpants]

i just realized that ryan never "wins"...



[ibainesy]

@zebrasweatpants i think he did like once or twice

[robbynjonas]

he's the only one who said anything xD

[IMAWESOME810]

just the way he suggested tht was hilarious

[mossmonty19]

well we know brad had it coming

[Bazingannie]

@mossmonty19 thats not brad

[mossmonty19]

@Bazingannie yeah ive been trying to remove the coment once i put it on but couldnt figure it out

[Yellow4494]

Colin don't kid yourself. You just had your own in mind

[mmtwins2]

why don't they continue this?

[vEkliipze]

@mmtwins2

no idea, stupid to cancel it!

Drew started up Improvoganza though, with all the whose line characters live in vegas. its pretty good!

[goleafsgo123100]

never fuck with colin!

[16pking]

lmao colin 

[mallards2001]

laura hall had to get props for not missing a beat while the comments are bein made

[atomicsharpiie]

I love how there was only one suggestion.

"Your mother is a drunk!"

[TheSPaRkY3218]

How old is chip, if he knew Colin's mom when Colin was just a baby, and was married to Drew's mom when Drew was only 3?

[MoonlightNaught]

This hoedown was basically about penis length.

[KeikosLastSmile]

Strange that they are adamant about censoring ass, and not penis.

[keir193]

@KeikosLastSmile because ass is a cuss, and penis is a body part. not that hard to figure.

[TheMagicMace]

chips smile after colin grilles him is basically him thinking "damnit just kill me now!"

[Doku1986]

dont fuck with Colin

[lilrev718]

@Doku1986 especially in the bald hoedown.

[PyroWolfofEarth]

@Doku1986 So true. Did you see how Chip was pulling down his shirt? xD

[LtColWarren]

Is it just me or does Chip just look like a duoche?

[rollyrama2009]

i do love how this is/was on "ABC FAMILY"! Excellent family programming.

[BlackFalcon269]

Is it me or did that guy have a slight Irish accent when he shouted that out

[XxGerardAWayxX]

drew backed up Colin:) what a great friend haha I was waiting for Ryan to back him up too haha

[CountryMusicFanForev]

But Colin's adorable!!! 

[biggydx]

I love how Chip has to just stand there with an awkward smile after Colin grilled him

[audiebear25]

@biggydx

he was thinking" CRAP!!"

[OmegianDustail]

I lol-ed when Chip pulled down his shirt after Colin's *ahem* "Comment". XD

[CORAM45]

I like how Ryan didnt even mention anything tht had to do with the category

[yuvalezuz]

0:56 "Oh it's ON!!!!"

1:46 "Payback time!"

Btw, Chip totally owned Colin :)

[tdstarter]

is it wrong if i found out i pissed myself from laughing so hard? lol

[wolfpac1able]

DISCLAIMER:i <3 my mom. this verse is not true at all

My mother drinks scotch on the rocks

it's really hard 4 her to change her socks

she goes on & on as time will go

it's our 3rd appearance on steve wilkos

[leedonaldt]

how did a hoedown about mother's end up being about penises

[WhereAreTheStairs1]

"Something you wanna keep secret"

... ... ..."your mother is a drunk"

I was like ROFLMAO!!!!!

[soccergirl676]

chip got burned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rbrrosebitrose]

@SkatingDemon666 colins come back was really funny too

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

@rbrrosebitrose *NEW ACCOUNT*

Yeah it was, but I was a bit disappointed by the lack of originality.

[LunaTiger95]

I love that Ryan's hoedown had nothing to do with the subject XD That's hilarious! Chip's was really good! But he got owned later on! :D This is probably one of my top favorites right now! <3

[impossessed666]

@LunaTiger95 that was a great comeback made by Colin, but his best comeback is in the Going Bald Hoedown

[LunaTiger95]

@impossessed666 Very true! Those two are my favorite hoedowns of Colin's comebacks! :D They are just so good! XD

[10hailfire10]

@LunaTiger95 And I can tell you've had a lot of caffeine! Me too!!

[linkgold64]

chip whent for blood but got owend!!!

[brittyandemi3]

chip is all like shit he found out! he is now like i just got totally defeated. Colin why?!?!?!?!

[warsscarsplanetmars]

And of course the suggestion came from an irish man.

[johnhamilton08]

You can just tell that when Colin is the butt of a joke that he starts planning on a comeback

[TheJbhater45]

payback sucks dont it?

[Jeje9x13]

never fuck with colin :D

[xXSushiLuvXx]

LOL. I love how Ryans has nothing to do with the Hoedown. XD

[fiddlecrunchh]

i love colin so much

[thunderdragon517]

Penis lol. I knew that was was coming

[ddmichel96]

from 1:50-2:00 chip feels soo defeated and embarassed! halarious and cute

[KillaJay2007]

Wayne gives Chip a High Five

[KillaJay2007]

colins comback was top notch

[KillaJay2007]

i could tell that they had a hard time not laughing after colins insult to chip