Mass Effect Shower Death

[TLC2287]

Haha! The shampoo looked like actual jizz.

[Kalmoneiros]

Educational... LOCK THE FRIGGIN' DOORS!

[NickMaloney92]

Lol how does one die from jerking off apart from the obvious autoerotic asphyxiation?

[matthewthepirate44]

the music makes it soo epic

[NielsC68]

A squirt of soap or shampoo is enough to flag a video on YouTube? o.O

[JackCoxx]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite cumshot on youtube.

[smashbrosfan25]

at least he went out with a bang

[HALOWARLORD117]

ROFLCOPTER

[Intelus]

0:12

I see leftoverz from previous attempt(s).

lol@music

[iOnlySignIn]

You totally ruined that soundtrack for me. I am not upset at all. :-)

[uotake]

SHIT! I was drinkin soda when I watched this and spit it all over the floor from laughin so hard!

[Merchant2006]

Oh my god hahahahahahahahah!

[Desperatore]

ROFL!

[gyrobotZ]

RENEGADE INTERRUPT!

[Foobyking9000]

He came Paint

[AnotherSchmoe]

rofl...

"critical mission failure" really is the best game death screen EVER.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

I love how his rolls of fat girate in rythmic dance to the fapping.

[Peta016]

I wish every time I masturbated I had epic music in the background.

[CMDRKillsalot]

Gross, but oh so funny!

[maglo15]

its funny how there is a part in mass effect 2 where female shepard is showering

[sroualdz]

@maglo15  REALLY!?

[Pugragger]

bingo wings

[Thesheik05]

These videos are fricking hilarious.

[JackyFappy]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I like wacking off while thinking about Miranda's big butt.

[Pugragger]

I'm commander shepard and my gayness makes me fancy jack for some reason

[674886]

@JackyFappy ...on the citadel!

[AJMZXFC]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I enjoy fapping to Tali.

[Nastuf]

indeed :3

[MalcolmJ15]

this whole things gonna blow!

what!?

RUN!

heheheh...i enjoyed that

[Rayman1701]

What the shit?

Superb! :D

[Revenantch]

rofl

typical Joker :D

[ThatUJohnWayne]

Happened to me the yesterday....

[kbh1301]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on Youtube.

[CrisisCake]

Lololol.

[o2shredder]

Best ME spoof... ever

[TheNinjaGuyDan]

I was like why was this flaged? Then I was like WHAT THE HELL!!!! lol

[tunatallica]

gah!!! thats why you lock your door Shephard. Hope you guys have enough time to make some ME2 videos

[Kaweebo]

Wait how is this not suitable for minors? It just shows his chest.

[darthnazgul]

Didn't you notice the uh... seamen?

[Kaweebo]

It's not really semen, otherwise it would've been flagged and deleted.

[darthnazgul]

Well real or not that's why it's not suitable for minors.

[Kaweebo]

-_-

BLASPHEMY!!!

lol

[Kaweebo]

What was that, toothpaste?

[jakesilv]

ROFLMAO!!!

[kurosakixIchigo219]

HAHAh holy shit i was taking a drink of pop and almost died on that one. LOL!

[Nikhops]

Awesome

[zhscadd]

sqeezing the shampoo bottle,CLASSIC.

[240Gromit]

yeah lets hope that was a bottle of shampoo!

[Dmasterman]

Shepherd, this mission cannot result in Failure!

[Mailorder]

oh geez hahahaha

[MrCombine]

LMFAO!

[savbers]

I lol'd.

[awayforlong]

Guess this is why squadmates don't follow you into the toilet in the new Normandy in Mass Effect 2...

[glados124]

SHEPARD WHAT THE HELLL?

*Jizz then dies*

Kaiden: COOL CAN I oh wait....

[hellwolf7]

hahahahahaha

great fun

[Zott820]

Heh, good job on the "shot"

The jiggling arm, omg.

[SarahAnne1984]

what?

[DarkSigiles]

Haha the music to the masturbation, the suspense is thick in the air..

[qrods27]

HAHAHAHAH

[Ish55]

why is Kaiden surprised after he just walked in on Shephard taking a shower? What's wrong with him lol.

[TheCryoScales]

I think he didn't expect to see Shepard in the shower at all. Much less masterbating

[ultimatejesus]

I can't tell if I just puked because I was disgusted or because I was laughing so hard.

[LewisB776]

Wow! xD

[darthbandon10]

I really hope that was shaving cream or something other than semen :p

[StarwarsHalofreak]

which has me to ask, which ME song is this playing?

[awayforlong]

@StarwarsHalofreak The first one is called 'Breeding Grounds' and the second is 'Saren'.

[StarwarsHalofreak]

Figured that out not too recently, but thanks for replying though :)

[Merchant2006]

It's ironic how they use that specific track from the Mass Effect OST, and the fact that it's so out of place...

Epic masturbation much.

[eclipsefx]

"The Fate of All Life Depends on Your Actions - Lock the Bathroom Door" :D

[PlatinumIvory]

Laughing...to much......to breath....

[SuperBlackStar92]

WTF!!!

[jakisz]

that's just wrong dude, so very, very, wrong.

[Dimali1995]

-Shepard! What the hell? You must to save the galaxy!! -I am saving :D Ohhhhh!

[ART1975CZ]

Was this on board the " Normandy " ?"

[RebellionLord]

Best masturbation soundtrack ever.

[BlindxLink]

LMAO. I just noticed how funny it was after I read your comment. That's hilarious!

[AlexB1001]

i have never laughed as much as I have on this video

[DeathScepter]

lol

[StarwarsHalofreak]

Betcha any money this is set after his mom walked in on him and Ashley

[Kvasibuk]

Oh, that was a major failure :-D

[JKRand0mn3ss]

lol wtf NASTY!!!!!!!!

[awayforlong]

Man i love the suspense music that plays while he was doing his thing...

[Stuurminator]

Goddamn it Kaiden can't a man shower in peace

[EnterpriseE2]

OMG That shit is funny.

[CmdrSheperd]

Sheperd what the hell what the hell was Kaiden doing there!!!

[franticsledder]

hahaha :D

[crazyjj18]

How CUM he died?

[mega4709]

Holy crap!!!

Didn't see that cumming.

[Kaweebo]

Holy crap. That's a long range of fire. XD

[TheTchacTchac]

I LOOOOOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you guys

Hope ME2 brings some new inspiration to you, keep up the good work :)

[myriam425]

ca m ettone pas de toi chacThac

[SFXKID210]

wht the hell

[thedrone69]

LMFAO

[ladyyuna2000]

omg that is so fucking funny ^_^

[bos45redsox]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

This is the best of all the vids, other than that hot girl crawling naked on the bed haha

[Ac2Emeraude]

Another hilarious video dude.

[vbdude006]

omg this is hilarious!!

[x0xDarthWyylokx0x]

i poo'd my pants because of the WIN this video creates! HAHA

[dinoroarr]

Oh god i thought i was ganna die, that was fucking amazing

[art2000cc]

Too funny, you really got to do more of these as Mass Effect 2 is comming up an all.

[Arnest123]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h a 100 times

[shibalshiro]

00:14 gross... but funny XD

[CheifTucker]

ROLF LAMO

[RenegadeSniper7]

lmfao

[Xz0mb13killaX]

OMFG LOL!!!!

[luttman23]

Roffle

[swiftkillz]

lol

[UnsungSamurai]

I am disturbed by this, I sleep a room over from him!!!!!!

[animerockstar123]

really cool

[razerkrait19]

shit man xDDDD

[sagetheog]

LOL

[warren721994]

funny as. i cracked up laughing. lol.

[dawidkiller]

OMFG! ROFLMAO!!!

[fikle]

OH GOD...WHAT DID I JUST SEE O.o

5/5

[ModernWarfareElite12]

he has to clean himself doesnt he?

lol

but seriously funny.

[hl2kill]

Why the hell did the guy walk into him having a shower anyway!?

[PgunMan]

MOreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee XD Shepardddd xD !

[DanQ8000]

i love how it was suspense music while he was beatin off. too funny. please make more!

[fikle]

lmfao, i know

[Trooperxp]

what a wanker

[kbh1301]

lol nasssty but too funny

[miky1200]

ROFL that shit was hilarious! ^^

nicely done with the music lol

[rhelgerman]

shampoo!!! aieeee!

[IMLEGITSHIT]

LMFAO omg that was great

[cc23574]

Awesome!

[delicojeje]

lol hahahahahahah! xDD

[hamberger7]

you can see that it took multiple times to do this but the final one is just fucking funny

[darthnazgul]

O_o

[DanQ8000]

lol thats straight up disgusting lol

[Ryan1m]

i was laughing for 5 min straight after the video.

[StarwarsHalofreak]

I take it this took place right after Momma Shepard walked in on him and Ashley?

[Darkpercy99]

LOL...I think so too.

[Seriphyn]

OMG, I was in fits as soon as the vid started. THE MUSIC LOL

[chengda85]

omg that was gross.

[mcsquizy]

these are great

[gremlin66n]

AAAAH NOOOO

LOL LOL

[TempestDust]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROfffffLLLLL

[PgunMan]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH LOOL xDDDDDDD

[MeR0bert]

Dude.... i ducked....

[Mesina2]

lolz

[MeR0bert]

FUCKING AMAZING VID !

[afiqsince86]

but.. i dont get it.. he did get off din he? n a lot of em i might add.. shouldnt it be mission accomplish...??

[Amnihel]

Lock the bathroom door!! LOOOL! xDD

[xxDeVixxLLawliet12xx]

i knew it,he was fapping u could see his arm kind of twitch

[SoccerRocker1492]

great visual effects

[xboxguitarist005]

lmfaooo

[conniiieeehhh]

OH MY GOOOOOD!!!! LOOOL!!!

[kraid117]

O.o what the fuck!

[mayham34]

i cant do it in the shower....oh well

haha it was funny tho

[doggyturds]

Thats fucking wrong yet funny. I was expecting something actually to do with the game.

[spectreofathens]

Holy shit! Best one you got.

[sotan69]

Dude, this video is funny, but goes a bit too far

[chukajones]

WHAT THE FUCK.... I never wanna see Cresse jerking it ever. ever.

[Crimson1418]

that's why I love you Chuka

[ShenkyNL]

hahahahahaha :P

[Estelindis]

Ew.

[freezeframe924]

hahahahahhahahahahah epic

[HackerX5]

OMG!!!!! Thats bad!

[i13m]

do you guys like love this game, or are you making fun of it because you hate it? i love how it hits the glass, i was like holly S**T!

[croce9380]

haha, no no, we love it! haha

[i13m]

cool, this is one of my favorite x box games.

[Sleeper919]

Oh wow the face he pulls when he falls is awesome

[boomerxxx]

Ahahah!

[xKARASx]

that was sooo wrong and so funny

[LaminaJones]

Holy Shit No... XD

Rofl, good one guys!! Keep em up!

[grovestreet]

Lol that was great

[Greencrayon55]

LOL !

[MontyPython134]

What the!?

Hey you forgot to scrub your back.

[CerberusSoldier]

Now that was funny as hell.

[Krondore]

Oh thats so wrong.