Tim Hawkins on Cracker Barrel

[bigtimerusherluv]

i say slap yo mama all the time.lol

[bigtimerusherluv]

I LOVE CRACKER BARREL!!!!!!

[nightowl2704]

Too funny! Anyone out there that watched this video work at Cracker Barrel in Upstate NY????

[chameleontreefrog]

Not a fan of that lighting setup at all

[dqkrista]

Died laughing!! XD

[misseashell1]

i love the voices he makes

[JamesTheFailureOfCoD]

@gmoore8275 It is non-menu as in it does not say that you can have an omelet specifically. BUT it does say something like "with eggs any way you want them" I would know! I eat atthe barrel so much I could practically list off the menu!

[OtterPawStudios]

When you're from Nashville, and YOU'RE not a redneck, but know plenty of them, this is utterly hysterical.

[Reggaefrank09]

Cracker barrel is bomb

[jcery1]

@staffordville haha

[AliceElizabeth2]

But I LOVE Cracker Barrel. And I have the pattern for the triangle game memorized.

[CSXfoamer97]

16 PEOPLE ARE AN IG-NOR-A-MOOSE!!!

[gaoutlaw]

I love me some Cracker Barrel!

[IRONHORSE11M]

16 people had 6 pegs left on that triangular game.

[Pepsimax909]

When i have pancakes at the C.B i don't wanna hit my dad with a baseball bat......it makes me wanna hit him with a steel baseball bat! haha

[SirOmega33]

flip

[FluffyMcfluffington]

we have some videos of us going into cracker barrel and putting our framed photos on the their walls :) they never noticed amongst all their crap !

[12hockeyfan]

actually...we do have omelettes its under nonmenu in our computer lol

[Bigbadbo121]

Heh, I love the Cracker Barrel. I actually did the triangle game perfect on my first try, and my stepdad couldn't... hehe.

[atterol1031]

Tim:"Aw, naw, six left, I'M AN IGNOR-A-MOOSE!"

[TheGraystripe55]

thumbs up if the next time you went to cracker barrel after seeing this you questioned them about the omelets

[Ansleey3]

So true there is alot of stuff/weird stuff on the walls of cracker barrel x)

[kayakfisher92]

awesome

[SuperShaunaRae]

mamma u mite wanna go in the car 4 a little while! lol

[tsukune23100]

Tim: Ya'll got eggs?

Waitress: Yeah

Tim: Ya'll got some peppers, sausages, and mushrooms

Waitress: Yeah

Tim: (FLIP)......(FLIP)

[Lasadialarwen]

13 people slapped their mama and got beaten sensless.

[Goldni8372]

Yeah they used to have the Ultimate Omelet. They took it off the menu a couple of year sago I think. My wife loved that thing.

[WickedPotterHead]

I've gotten an omelet at Cracker Barrel before... (and yes, the biscuits ARE that good!!)

[TreyIsHype]

I watched this in my Geometry class today and laughed my ass off.

[thenannyrules100]

I luv cracker barrel! I have grown up with it. I love the corn muffins ooh and their vegetable soup!

[davidevgen]

i ish cracker barrel was in california. this guy is epic!!

[Fab4Sunrises]

Oh god, I'm originally from San Diego but I just SEE the words "Cracker Barrel" and begin to salivate.

[cowgirlychick]

@zoeybrookes101123 You should visit a state with a CB just to eat there! Its life changing! ;)

[jdubbari]

We definitely serve omelets at Cracker Barrel...

[Torie3593]

I love Cracker Barrel! I always get a Christmas gift for my mother this time of year from there. They have really good gifts and the food's great.

[zoeybrookes101123]

:( I live in California :( I have never heard of cracker barrel until now but I wish we had them in Cali!!! Lol

[Stephie2007]

I live in Oregon and i go to cracker barrel during my trips to arkansas to see family. in fact i saw an ad for Cracker Barrel just yesterday on tv.

[lovelikecrazyyyy]

Hahaha as much as I love cracker barrel, this made me actually laugh out loud hahah xD

[want2sing4ever]

use to work at the CB... they have omlets.. its off menu  :))

[Oppelt777]

HAHA! I LOVE IT!

My grandma used to work at Cracker Barrel. I can't wait to show her this video. She'll love it.

[WilliamsErika1989]

I work at cracker barrel and for the record we DO have omlets. The double cheese is the best. :) and yes our biscuits are that good they make you wanna slap your momma...(when salvador makes them at our store, I'm always snaggin some when I work. I worked on thanksgiving and we were CRAZY busy. Two and a half hour wait ALL day. Ballin'!

[TyraVL]

I work at a Cracker Barrel and I even found this funny. Oh and we totally do have omelets...you just gotta ask because they aren't on the menu.

[WilliamsErika1989]

@TyraVL I was JUST about to say...WE HAVE OMLETS!!! haha It's an everyday favorite :D

[pHr33kAcHu]

Cracker Barrel sucks ass, only been once, never again.

[WilliamsErika1989]

@pHr33kAcHu You havent gone to the right one yet..and it was probably just the server. Ive NEVER had any complaints.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@WilliamsErika1989 Yeaaaaah....no. ¬_¬

[buttercuppp101]

Today we were in the car and we passed a Cracker Barrel and I busted out laughing. My aunt turns around and goes " You okay?" hahahaha (:

[Kitcat56honey1]

Love him but not Cracker Barrel my meals (yuck)

[sweetface203]

LMAO!



[Chrismasfish]

12 people are an ignoramoose

[pkguitarist1224]

momma you might wanna go out in the car for a while yea a couple more bites and i'ma have to throw down these are delicious don't say i didn't warn ya!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

[saturnsalterego]

They do so have omelets! You just have to have them connections, Tim. :)

[equinegirl84321]

Could we perhaps get seat not directly under the horse castrator?

[hisspecialbabe]

no omlets:((

[staffordville]

I laughed so hard when I saw this! I work @ Cracker Barrel & can tell you that the omelettes are on our non-menu items & we can make them however you want. Seriously, this was freaking funny!

[austintex117]

@staffordville I have a friend that started working there, I gottta show him this.

[gmoore8275]

@staffordville What the hell is a NON MENU ITEM??????? That to me sounds like its not available to anyone!

[dunfalach]

@gmoore8275 It is an item which is available but not actually printed on the menu anywhere. Like the items your favorite fast food place has no place to list after putting up 43 photos of the latest special on the big board.

[PHILLYandBILLY]

@staffordville Why don't they put them on the menu? How are people supposed to know that they have them?

[ehstandyourgroundac]

Cracker Barrel is awesome :)

[AtarahDerek]

Cracker Barrel is generally western. It's all over Montana and Idaho.

[Classic1940s]

@AtarahDerek I think it actually started as a southern chain. There's even some down in FL. ^_^

[WilliamsErika1989]

@Classic1940s HAIL YEAH!! I work there out in Lakeland, Fla. :)

[Classic1940s]

@WilliamsErika1989 I thought so! ^_^ We normally end up eating there when we vacation to Florida, even though they have them all over here in Missouri, too. xP

Nothin' like home cooking, I guess. haha. :)

[WilliamsErika1989]

@Classic1940s Yeah and we dont have horse casterators at our store hahaha

[ehstandyourgroundac]

@AtarahDerek I think its everywhere now, they are all over PA ;)

[kkmanko98]

he eats biscutts funny

[CelticThunderfan1]

I LOVE CRACKER BARREL!!!!! THIS VID IS HILARIOUS!!!!! :D

[skyrules177]

I love Cracker Barrel. It's the best. I love that little triangle game too because that's the only thing I truly remember from when I was little and my Dad always took me there and taught me the secret to only have one tee left. And now, my brother's teacher has that game and I always play it. Good times.

[kayliebug57]

"mama you might want to go out in the car for a while, a couple more bites and imma have to throw down, you know what im talking about, they are delicious, don't say i didn't warn you " lol i love tim :))

[imajesusfreak1993]

can we get a table exactly not under the horse castrator lol he is hilarious. i seen him on a dvd at a youth group and i was laughing the entire time xxx

[whisper2aSKREAM]

9 people are ignoramooses

[TheLisaw36]

There are like only 3 Cracker Barrels in Oklahoma and we are super country here.

[FeatheredEden]

You know what's funny? Theres like ten cracker barrels in NY

[Torie3593]

@FeatheredEden And I remember one time that only in the south did you ever find a cracker barrel. I lived outside of Washington D.C. and Iowa and they didn't have them. It was only when I visited my Granny and Granddaddy in Tennessee that I saw them. I didn't even see them in Texas until I was a teenager and I ate at one, and had the country ham meal, in San Antonio.

[Puffcornsmile88]

Its like your eating at a garage sale

HAHA

[Allhearts100]

Tim: How are the biscuits and gravy?

Waitress: Oh they make you wanna slap your momma!

Tim: Then I don't think I'm gonna get the biscuits and gravy. Being my momma's here and all. That would be kind of awkward. How are the pancakes?

Waitress: Oh they make yah wanna hit your daddy with a baseball bat!

Tim: Do you have a less violent menu i can take a look at? I don't wanna hurt anybody. I just want some food.

[1992HappyFeet]

Tim: "Y'all got some eggs?"

Waitress: "Yeah, we got eggs."

Tim: "You got some peppers, sausage, and mushrooms?"

Waitress: "Yeah..."

Tim: *Hand flips*

Hahaha...

[FaithandHec]

Can we have a less violent menu

[actressprincess2]

HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL! oh, they make you wanna salp your momma;) l0l

[RavenStarrEvans]

"We gon' take u to the Barrel, Timbo. We gon treat u right at the barrel."

[KendallCruse]

"They make you wanna smack ya momma!"

[13Katiebugg1]

Funniest man alive!

[hogomeiko]

Cracker Barrel is one of the few restaurants that serves REAL maple syrup. For that reason alone we go there.

[ihavetld]

Ive never heard of the cracker barrel

[neonsunset98]

*eats biscut* "momma you might wanna go out to the car for a while.. yeah a couple more bites and I'm gonna have to throw down, you know what I'm talking about? these are delicious... don't say I didn't warn ya" HAHA best part

[bloodeyjack]

5 people slaped their moma

[FanOfMelBrooks]

what denomination is he?

[MrPs103]

***TROLL ALERT***JessOnTheRun***TROLL ALERT*** DO NOT APPROACH, SPEAK TO, OR ENCOURAGE TROLLING BEHAVIOR!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!!

[JOESCHIRMJAGER]

cracker barrel is amazing! >:|

[thelancebryant]

@JOESCHIRMJAGER forreal. i think he ran outta stuff to say...but it was still hilarious

[JOESCHIRMJAGER]

@thelancebryant yes, yes it was

[carribeangurl05]

2:46 KILLS ME!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!



[cookiemunster6]

How did he get on cracker barrel? ladder?

[OnaCR96]

"Momma, you might wanna go and sit in the car for a while."

This guys is awesome! =D

[IgOtTaDaChShUnD]

@JessOnTheRun so you're saying the farmers and people who cultivated our country are lazy?

[braddnichols]

@IgOtTaDaChShUnD Hey bro, don't waste your time with Jessontherun. He's ticked off alot of people already on this video. He seems to be mad about people who are lazy and overeat because its a bad thing... yet he's going to cuss out and make fun of people he doesn't know, obviously he wants to make the world a better place (sarcasm).

[IgOtTaDaChShUnD]

@braddnichols Yes, I noticed that. He's just your typical youtube troll who doesn't seem to be able to just enjoy the video without ranting about every little thing he can find that might stir people up.

[silentrain1203]

@rancherhicks oh why???... Did the biscuits make u slap ur mama? D:

[rancherhicks]

Not really all that funny IMO

[mshippy19]

1:49 LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[horonigai1068]

@xBajeebis Calm it.

[geniseslettherebe]

@xBajeebis Yo hey, chill you are making the strait A's thing hard to believe with that type of language

[Goldfishy1513]

I would like some of those biscuits right now :l.........

[BetterThanTheNews]

I live down south and no says.anything like that

[HighFiveBlondie22]

cracker barrel has horse castrators.......?

[livitoutthewebsite]

Then I don't think I'm gonna get the biscuits........

[hislittleangel18]

i used to work there. lol. so glad i dont anymore xD

[TheOnlyJackattack]

Best thing ever I love all of ur songs you rock

[BlakeC1206]

"six left i'm an egnoramoose!" and he throws it at the table. Hilarious guy and cracker barrel is the best restaurant ever. Go country!

[missprincesscaitlin]

how u finish that game thing on the table?

[1BGCG]

HA! He is a scream! The Cracker Barrel is like a giant garage sale! But they have good food!

[theofficalskilletfan]

i'll take the pancakes 

[IgOtTaDaChShUnD]

@JessOnTheRun OR, maybe its where people eat that like good country food. Since when do restaraunts categorize people? If you don't like their food then don't eat there.

[AlasseBuchanan]

"The biscuits make you wanna slap your mama, are they that good???"

Heck yeah!!!

[evolutionismisstupid]

Oh, they make you wanna slap your mama! being my mamas here and all. I don't want to hurt anybody....

[evolutionismisstupid]

Oh, they make you wanna slap your mama!

[iceland50]

aint no food gon ever be that good lol

[78720]

*fold motion* LOL!!

[LydiaMakesMovies]

I know EXACTLY what he's talking about!

[Tanglenose98]

Hey... Offensive... Never offend us southerners. The south is the best place in da world!!! Thumbs up if you agree, please?

[aokral25]

@Tanglenose98 hehe.... no one agrees im gessing hehe.... GO ALASKA!!! Bigger then texas!!!!!

[Tanglenose98]

@aokral25 Lol, give it time, Texas rocks, lol. I don't live in TX, but I live nearby!!! XD

[GuyCool454]

"How are the gravy and biscuts?" "Oh they want to make you slap ya mamma!" LOL XD!

[MSUdawgs4ever]

4 people are an ignoramoose:)

[Singpraise11]

Cramer Barrel LOL

[dischic109]

I have a waitress like that at my Cramer barrel xD lol

[chickenonanapkin]

@dischic109 "Cramer barrel?!?!?"

[SnitchKillers]

Cracker Barrel is my favorite restaurant and I don't live near one!

[Tanglenose98]

@SnitchKillers I feel ya! It's the same for me!!!

[RickOFtheJames]

Not a good idea to order something not on the menu(Omelettes) especially on a busy day. Good way to get foreign objects in your food.

[spydermonkey410]

i love cracker barrel

[edwardcullenfreak100]

"Aw six left! I'm an ignoramoose!"

That sounds just like me! I do that all the time at cracker barrel! :)

[PSALM23FEARNOEVIL]

@edwardcullenfreak100 Lol i agree, i do that all the time when i go by my cracker barrel

[LaylieKong]

Make you wanna hit your daddy with a baseball bat! Bwahahaha I love Tim Hawkins!

[nicoleriggs93]

this cracked me up I'm southern (from Tennessee) and I love cracker barrel.. best place to eat at right off the interstate. (: 

[imonfire112]

xD

[hailbobfrito]

he says: all six left im an ignera? moose...... that's the worst score on the triangle game

[hailbobfrito]

we ain't got no omlets....no what you see is what you get.

[emavj97]

watched this today at sunday youth class ( well really... instead of sunday youthclass XD

now me and all the other 8th grade girls plan on going to cracker barrell and all saying " do you have a less violent menu we could look at ?"

[gurumiarmy]

What does he say from 0:46-0:48?

[MrSuperfly11]

put it on transcript audio its funny!!!

[CowmanFordjr]

@sfoxxy96 do u live in Arkansas? Cuz we call it "the barrel" not "the crack" u retard.

[sfoxxy96]

we dont call it "the barrel" we call it "the crack" lol seriously

and the waitresses usually say something more like "its so good, your tongue'll beat your brains out"

[horsesgirl11]

mmhmmm they do wanna make you slap your mamma...

[d1genie99]

the 1st time my wife and i eat there we left and she said dont ever bring me here again,oh that junk all over the place does it contain lead paint?

[romans1164e]

"momma u gonna have to go out in the car for awhile. couple more bites and imma have to throw down!" I'M IN TEARS!

[killerwhale8000]

The best part about Cracker Barrel is walking into the gift shop to have your nostrils confronted by the melodiously blended scents of jerky, grape jelly, buttermilk, and Yankee Candle.

[junebugg045]

@killerwhale8000 Mhm.... :)

[1newg]

this guy sounds desperate 

[junebugg045]

@1newg How?? :(

[HFE4Me]

how are the biuscuts and gravy? They make you want to slap yo mama? OK well then i don;t think i'm gonna get those!! Well how are the pancakes? They make you want to hit your daddy with a baseball bat!!! WHAT???????????

[TheraZorfilms]

the 1 person is the boss of the cracker Barral

[gsvision1]

It's funny that he seems not to get the play on words. :P Just in case someone doesn't know about that expression, the reason you would "slap your momma" is because she didn't make them that good for you. It's like, "If this is how it's supposed to be, then what have you been feeding me.?!"

[gsuclarinet2301]

Hilarious

[HFE4Me]

how are the bisciuts and gravy? they make you want to slap your mama!!! Well how are the pancakes? they make you want to hit your daddy with a baseball bat!!!! You would kill your parents eating those foods!

[HawkFire124]

I love the Cracker Barrel^^

[xxasher17xx]

O.O thery have no omlets in the barrel? -GASP!-

[momofjjjj]

Must have been a rising star telling him that story about the omelettes...lol...biscuits and gravy so good...wanna slap your mama...I am going to use that line....lol

[momofjjjj]

Must have been a rising star telling him that story about the omelets...lol...biscuits and gravy so good...wanna slap your mama...I am going to use that line....lol

[tincanspaceman]

He's dead on! haha I love the Barrel!

[thecardcollector96]

lol

[TheAerochick13]

Cracker Barrel FTW! 

[Shawty1432]

whoever told you they dont have omlettes doesnt know their menu very well...

we have omlettes, they are a non-menu item you have to request them...but they are in the computer...your server was fullofit

[MusicJoeLee]

HAHA "ALL SIX LEFT I'M AN IGNORAMOOSE!!!"

[Gunrose11]

*folding motion* Just think outside the box I am sure we can figure something out