A few months after my first time, we went to a family get together for my mom's side. My dad already knew, my mom didn't. Somehow we got on the subject of my virginity and my cousin goes "Aunt Nisie, he's your husband's son. He's lost it by now." And I sat there, grinning like an idiot. Needless to say my mother and I were awkward for a few weeks.
once my family and i were at a restaurant connected to a petrol station. just as the waitress was coming out to ask our orders, i did a really big fart. the waitress pretended not to notice. when our plates came out, wed all ordered the same thing but my parents and sister were given these big nice plates and i got a tiny old yuck plate??
one time my family were at a small restaurant, and my mother ordered the steak medium rare. she was trying to be funny and held up a piece saying 'look! this steak is still mooing! MOOO!'
i guess it would have been fine, except the chef came out and was standing right behind her when she said it.
I went to the fair with my best friend, her grandparents, and my parents. Her grandfather and my dad both went to the restroom. When her grandfather finished, he stood outside of the stalls. A man came up and asked if he was in line, her grandfather replied, "No, I'm just waiting on my boyfriend." That moment my dad came out and her grandfather says, "Let's go sweet cheeks!" If that's not bad enough the man was actually my teacher's husband. Let's not mention the first parent teacher conference.
my dad sometimes has a flaming sambucca after his meal, one time, he reached across the table for something and knocked it over, set the table cloth on fire and had to get a waiter to help put it out, that was embarrassing
When my family and I went to Hawaii for a week, we went to this restaurant for breakfast. We sat down and ordered, then waited. When we were waiting, our waitress came to our table with a short stack of pancakes. She said "Here's your short stack!" then my mom said we didn't order a short stack. The waitress said "Oh! Sorry!", took the short stack, and walked away. As she was walking, we could hear her mumble, "Who ordered the short stack?..." which we thought was hilarious.
Every time my family and I go to a restaurant. My dad will take forever to order his food. Then talk to the waitress to figure out what is good on the menu then pick what the waitress suggested. When ever he does that something is always wrong with his food. Once he got a bolt in his food. He has terrible luck with restaurants haha :)
My mum has a bad habit of not deciding what she wants to eat in time to tell the waitress, but she doesn't want to tell the waitress to come back so she ends up saying 'err.....pork chop!' Even if pork chop is NOT on the menu. so now if she can't decide we always yells at her 'hmmmmm... pork chop!' :D
My dad and I went to Burger King and after he ordered a hamburger without pickles he proceeded to eat the entire thing until it was almost the size of a quarter. Finding a pickle in the remains of his burger, he then demands to get a whole new hamburger to compensate for their mistake. Why couldn’t he just take out that ONE pickle himself, he was almost done anyway?! >.<’
Lol my aunt is obsessed with mango margarita's and there is this ONE place that serves them. However, she still always asks if they have it, usually the answer is no. This one time she looks at the waiter and says "Do you have any mango's maybe you could squeeze the mango and put it in the margarita." and the waiter is like 0.o but he's like "I'll check" Even worse, as he's walking away my aunt screams, "With salt on the rim, SALT ON THE RIM!!" I wanted to die. She had a golden margarita :P
Happen to me before LOL!!! If ur eating steamboat with ur Dad and then u get some free local beef meat. And ur father say ' Hey, this is local beef, I thought it's Australia Beef !!! Ask ur manager to come out!!! LOL>?????????' Embarrassing! DUDE!
my grandfather met my first boyfriend when i was 14. me and my boyfriend had been together for about 2 weeks, was our first time hanging out alone together. grandfather said to Gabe, (my boyfriend at the time), "Now look here boy, this is my favorite grandoughter and if you get her pregnant or make her sad i will find you and chop off your penis and make you eat it." 2 hours after we left each other to go home, he called me and broke up with me "because he wants to keep his penis".
Whenever we go to a restaurant, my dad always tells the waitress it's my birthday so we get a free cake. I'm 17, but from all the times he has told them it's my birthday, I should be about 43 by now.
I went to a mexican restrant and obviously they arent good at english so on there menu it says "crap cakes" but the try and make the p a b with pen. so my dad was like "I'll have to orders of crap cakes" and then he started cracking up then he went to the bathroom and the waiter was like to me "It's ok some people are just socially awkward" So we always make fun of my dad for being 'socially awkward'
In pizza hut, me and my dad go up to buffet to get some pizza, dad wanders over to serving window (which is next to buffet) and takes a slice on piuzza then heads back to table. Waiter comes over and looks at the pizza in utter shock as if this means the end of the word then quickly looks round to try and find who took it, I lie and say I saw someone go off in the other direction and hurry back to our table and tell my dad to destroy the evidence, when ever we are out we joke about this momment.
When i was a kid my parents took me to a chinese place for the first time and being autistic when i took a bite of it and didn't like it i spat it out and shouted 'this tastes like ballsack' and my parents had only just started eating so we had to sit there and wait for them to finish while the owners glared at us.
Went to Half-Price books to buy a few things I had seen the day before but didn't have money for. Dad told me that he'd pay with my allowance. I got my books and went to the register, and as she totaled it up to about $30, I looked at my Dad. "Whoops, must have forgotten my wallet at the house!". Fortunately, I for SOME reason had bank rolls of dimes. I paid for all books. In dimes alone. Now every time I go there they ask if I'm paying in cash or dimes.
when I was little, I had been on a ride "BEAR RUN" in california and it had eight people in it. It was me, my sis, my mom and someone else. The other four were Mexicans. when the announcer started speaking spanish, I yelled "YAY FOR MEXICANS!". . . I died when I looked up and noticed they were glaring at me. I was like, five. OOPIES!
My sister had a fan water squirter thing in the front pocket. The lady felt it and was like "Im still not sure what the heck this is..." and went on poking it for five minutes! JUST OPEN THE BAG AND LOOK! She thought it was a gun!
This is something I did embarrasing that made me wanna die.
Ok, In California for a trip, At disneyland I was transferring from Disneyland to California Adventure when a HUGEEE bright fly landed on my jacket. It clung. I swatted it, But it had its arms stuck to my jacket. I started screaming so loud I jumped up and down screaming "GET IT OFF ME!" Everyone in the whole area was watching me. My dad never let it go. "The lady at the checkout said 'let me get my camera' and I'm like "realy?" 'No.'
Once, my family went to a fancy resurant. We don't often go to fancy places, so me and my sister and brother were super excited. Just as the waitress was giving us our drinks, my brother (who would have been about 6 sneezed. Not a little achooo. A huge, dripy snot, AAAA-CHOOOOGKJHG YV CUY sneeze. Snot went everywhere, in his drink, on the table, down his shirt....
My family all went to a restaurant years ago and they were going to call our name when they had our table ready. Like "Random name, party of #". And when they said "Debbie, Party of four" my father nodded and shouted "Yeah, over here!" His name is Kevin and he put his name for our table. He was already in denial about his hearing problems so whenever he says his hearing is fine we just call him Debbie.
@FairyWolfAndDuckling I was referring to what he said at 2:52, lol. He says it at the end of all his videos. And of course, my response was meant to be a joke.
I took my grandmother out to dinner once and not only did she hit on every waiter that passed, but she also tried to set me up with the bus boy. Does that count?
We took my grandmother to a family buffet a few years before she died (she had already started to lose her mind) and she was upset because she couldn't get a to-go box for her left overs so she started putting everything in her purse. Now this included mashed potatoes with gravy, a chicken fried steak, with gravy, green beans, and all sorts of 'liquidy' foods. So now every time we have left overs we look to see who has the biggest purse at the table and attempt to stow left overs in it.
My dad went to a Japanese buffet restaurant once and they had a huge tub of wasabi for the sushi and my dad thinks that they were ice cream and scooped for me and my mum and all three of us practically had the most sync OMG WHAT DID I EAT face and it was really awkward when my dad went on to ask why does the "ice cream" taste like Japanese wasabi
One time me and my fam. were at IHOP and my sister lost her coloring crayon and she dug down in the seat to look for it and guess what she found......a frieaking $20 bill!!! And so every time we go to IHOP we dig our hands inside the seats. haha.
My uncle went to a nice restaurant in London and he was very happy with the meal. He was too full to finish the entire meal so when the waitress came and asked if she could take plates away he wanted her to know that he enjoyed the meal. Now my uncle, who by the way isn't a native English speaker, proudly tells the waitress: "You can take it and you can eat it!"
My dad does that also! Except it will be substituting fries (like the ones you get with a burger) with like pasta or another meal from the menu. It is so embarrassing!
We were at this nice restaurant and we had a table close to the exit and my dad is sitting at the head of the table facing the exit and it's December around Christmas, my dad says rather loudly, "Hey look Santa's here!" So everyone at the table turns their head(Me, my sister, her boyfriend, my brother, and my mom) and it was really just a man who resembled Santa. He saw us turn our heads toward him and I assume he heard my dad too...
I love it. Your Dad sounds like mine. Great sense of humor. When I was a kid my parents would take me to Dennys every Sunday then drive around Stanley Park (I'm from Vancouver). One day when we hit Dennys they gave me "crayons and a coloring book". Thing is, it was for "kids under 12". I WAS 18!!!
Whenever my mom and I go to Bob Evans she eats the little jam packets by themselves while we're waiting for our food. This video had me in tears. Your family sounds great!
We lived in Las Vegas until I was 7 with a yearly visit back to (very conservative) Kansas every year. It was back when no one lived in Vegas and every restaurant was in a casino. I was about 3 when we walked into a restaurant with my parents and grandparents (who never let anyone have cards or dice in the house) in Kansas and yelled "Mommy, Mommy where's the casino?"
The service was slow at a restaurant when my sister was little, and after a while when the waitress passed the table, my sister yelled out "hey lady, chicken nuggets lady!". So glad I wasn't there!
Josh, you always look great - love your eyes (like everyone else) and I like your new hair do. Your eyes in this video seem rather purple near the lining of the eye - just wanted to point it out incase it's something that needs medical attention. It might be completely normal - in which case, never mind! Better safe than sorry.
Once me and my family went out and the service was really slow. I was ill and lent my head against the wall. The next moment the waiter has appears, obviously thinking i am pretending to sleep in order to get them to hurry up, will free drinks for out table. I was so embarrassed that he saw me :S
My dad has some not so PC moments in resteraunts... One time we had to talk my dad out of asking a guy who he thought was Hispanic if he knew any good Mexican restraunts. The man had a Brooklyn accent... The other time was at this small Japanese resteraunt that i really like. He kept on making samurai noises the whole meal.... it was really embarrasing...
My mom told me about this one time she went out to eat with my grandma. This resteraunt, instead of rolls gave crackers for the table to share. Now, this was a HUGE thing of crackers. The waiter left and returned to find that all the crackers were gone. He was stunned and asked if they wanted more to which my grandma replied "Yes, please!" Turns out she had emptied the whole thing into her purse
After a long day at the beach, my family and I went out to dinner. My younger brother was probably 5 or 6 at the time, so my mom was helping him pick what he wanted. She was explaining a corn dog to him, and he decided he didn't want the corn bread part, but he wanted a hot dog on a stick. My mom told him this wasn't an option, and instead of taking that as the final answer he proceeded to take off his flip flop, bang it on the table, and yell "I WANT A HOT DOG ON A STICK!". We left, and had We
@joshuavaljan No matter where me & my brother go, everyone thinks we're dating.. I've gotten used to it now though & I always make jokes out of it but my brother still thinks it's really weird.
Well, the classic would be when my brother was little... We were all at a restaurant, and there was a man of above average size consuming an above average amount of food nearby... At some point during the meal, afore mentioned man expels a rather boisterous belch... after which, my little brother proceeds to stand up in our booth, look around, and yell, "Alright, who's the pig?!?!" Commence hiding under table.....
We were at a posh restaurant for a family meal and my little brother was being a brat. Near the end of our meal he picked up my mums car keys and threw them into this really large hedge/bush & we couldn't find them, so we couldn't leave. next thing you know most of the staff were out on their hands and knee's crawling under the bush to help find the keys, it took them 30 minutes, i wanted to die
I was at a resturant in the US with my cup stacking friends and being canadain i asked for clamato juice the waitress responded with sorry we don't have clam-...ato juice. but we have tomato. i then went to order ice tea and said drat never mind umm hey william what are you getting he siad root beer. she came back with lemondae later and spilt it on me
I went to P. F. Changs with friends, and when everyone went to pay, one of my friends pulls out a bag of change and pays for a $15 meal in coins. We thought the waiter was really nice about it until we saw her miming suicide with a finger gun through the window of the kitchen.
hmm not akaward but funny we were in morroco on holiday ( they speak french there btw ) then my dad was gonna order 2 coffes he said cinco coffe and held 2 fingers in the air and we ended up with 4 coffes.
Then at mc donalds in france he tried again he can't speak french either and we wanted 4 big macs and we ended up with 16 big macs 12 cokes and 15 fries
after my mom's first marathon we went out to dinner and she ordered the chicken. When she got it there was a bone sticking out, so my dad asked her "What part of the chicken is that from?"
My mom, without even thinking about it says "You know, the leg in the front!" so Four legged chicken is now what we say when my mom has a dumb moment
Once as a birthday treat my mum took us all out for a tapas. We did the meal where the different dishes come out separately (essentially normal tapas). My dad has never eaten tapas before, and while a waitress was putting another dish down my dad complained that he'd never "been to a restaurant That serves dishes 5 minutes between." and that this was "the worst service he'd ever had at a restaurant" and wouldn't be paying.
Two years ago, when I went to the Czech Republic with dad and my sister, we went on a netcafe. There was this group of guys walking around, having fun etc. And I was like "Oh, that one's cute." Than my dad took out the camera and while the guy was passing behind me dad was like "Say cheese" and he turned around and smiled at the camera while I was slapping myself and the photo turned out really awkward x3
My family were abroad and having dinner at the hotel, when a waiter came up to the table and asked "finished?", and my dad said "No, we're Swedish" as a joke. Obviously dad knew he didn't ask if we were Finnish :P Luckily the waiter laughed too, so it could have been worse x)
we used to always go to this restaraunt. they restyled themselves so when they reopened we went. the waiter came to take our order my dad told him what drink and what food (we've been there too many times). He went on to describe exactly how to prepare the food and what he wanted with it and who he wanted to prepare it. after a few minutes of him doing this the waiter looks at him nervously "actually sir....we don't sell that drink or food here anymore....and he's been let go....."
lol one time i went with a friend to burger king, and she ordered a Big Mac lol and a chocolate squishy (Chocolate slush drink) the guy at the counter was staring at her totaly bug eyed lol it was hysterical. I couldnt stop laughing an everyone started staring at me. There was a security guard looking at us like he thought we were on something lol.
Josh Sundquist fans, I need your help! I remember a rap by Josh that talked about the *seven* senses, including equilibrium and proprioception, but I simply CANNOT remember the name of the video :( Help me?
@21Comrades I should add that in the rap he explains that equilibrium is the balance and proprioception is the ability of your body to tell where it is in space. I couldn't give the link because it showed error but just type Phantom Pain Rap and its like the 3rd one :)
josh... i went to this piano bar a few weeks ago for my friends birthday and one of the many piano players who were singing for us look like you but with hair like bambamjoey only a little more tamed. i pulled up a picture of you on my phone and showed my friend and she thought the piano player looked like you too! you would not happen to have any family in houston texas working at a bar singing music for tips??
My family and I went out to dinner at Applebee's and I was wearing one of those boobies bracelets that were popular there for a while, the ones that raised awareness for breast cancer. Right as the waiter walked up my 8 year old brother read the bracelet aloud "I love boobies!" The waiter, who was male, just looked at him, laughed and said "right on little man!" It was so funny and a little embarrassing...
My family went to Orlando last year for spring break and we went to a golden coral (a buffet restaurant) and my 10 year old sister looks at her full plate then looks at the waitress and says "Can I get a to-go box for this?" We all just shake our heads in embarrassenent and I'm like "No honey you can't take all you can eat foods home with you...." it was so funny now whenever we go back we always ask for a to-go box..
haha thats so funnyy. one time i went to disneyland with my family and on our way i started putting lip balm on. then my 5 year old sister asked what it was so i told her that it was a lip balm. as we went through the line where they check your bags, my sister asked why we were in this line. i told her it was to make sure we don't have bombs or something. her eyes got all wide and said BUT YOU HAVE A BOMB! BUT YOU A BOMB! thinking that it was my lip BALM. lol everyone was staring worriedly.
One time, at a pretty busy restaurant, we were there celebrating my brother's graduation with the whole family. My dad pulls out a folded piece of paper and stands up. At this point, people are already staring. He then proceeds to give a LOUD and LENGTHY speech about the various attributes of every child. All four of us. And they were pseudo-insults. Like the best thing he could come up with for me was "easy-going". Thanks, Dad.
One time, at a pretty busy restaurant, we were there celebrating my brother's graduation with the whole family. My dad pulls out a folded piece of paper and stands up. At this point, people are already staring. He then proceeds to give a LOUD and LENGTHY speech about the various attributes of every child. All four of us. And they were pseudo-insults. Like the best thing he could come up with for me was "easy-going". Thanks, Dad.
When my family and I were in London we found this amazing halal Indian food place around the corner from our hotel, which was awesome because my parents only eat halal. So we ate there. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. On the last night when my dad tried to switch his rice for naan bread, the waitress was all confused like "I don't know if I can do that" and my dad threw a FIT saying that we had been eating there every single night and it wasn't a problem before. Everyone in the restaurant was staring at us.
A few years ago I went on a missions trip to Montreal with my youth group. After just arriving at the airport, my little brother went to buy something from a kiosk. My brother thinks that since we're in a francophone province, they can't speak/understand English very well or at all. His solution? Speak very slowly and enunciate. "How much does this cost?" The cashier's response is quick and in fluent English, "$4.50." My brother did this 2 more times after this! He's never living that down! :P
I immediately think of two stories one year my mom tried to make this new brand of rolls for thanksgiving and they came out looking like well.. butts. So now every year we have to comment on how they're not her "famous" butt buns. The second is we were on a road trip and my sister slept in the car. She was young and my parents didn't want to keep her in her PJs so mom changed her clothes for her. She went to the bathroom at the restaurant and all you hear from there is "MY UNDERWEAR IS BLUE!" xD
One time my family and our family friends were at a diner (far, far from where we live-we were on a road trip) and since there were a lot of us we got the back room to ourselves. All of us kids were little, my sister, the oldest, was probably 10 or 11, max. And I don't remember how it started, but we had a spitball fight. And my friend shot one at my sister. And it stuck to the wall. And it stayed there, above my sister throughout our meal. Our parents hated us for it.
one time, when we were on a trip in bus for a couple hours, my mom did something really embarrassing. So, we were just sitting there, with a whole bunch of other people, and my mom goes and stands up, points out the window, and yells "OMFG THAT IS A HUUUUGGGEEE DOG!!!!" ... so my brother stood up and was like "mom, calm down, thats not a dog. Thats a tree." . . . *[]*
We went to eat at Texas Roadhouse a few years ago. Our waiter was a really young guy and was very sweet. We all ordered our drinks and he came back a few minutes later with them. Well, he accidentally spilled my mom's drink. On her lap. He looked like he was about to cry and kept apologizing. My dad and I felt bad for him so we tried to calm them down. My mom on the other hand refused to look at him the whole time except for some VERY dirty looks. I had to sneak back to the table to leave a tip.
Last year my family and I went to Champps for dinner. There was a 45 minute wait, so we left and my dad wouldn't stop complaining. We then went to Ponzio's, waited 20 minutes, sat down, but my dad didn't like the table, and yelled at the manager before leaving. Fed up, my brother, both sisters, and I went to Burger King without my parents, where we had to wait 10 minutes to get our burgers because they ran out and had to make more. We ended up eating at about 9 o'clock at night...
I'm told (since I was tiny when this happened) that we were once at an Italian restaurant. Everyone was talking and not paying much attention to me, when they did finally look over I wasn't in my seat but shovelling my meatballs into a stranger's handbag that was hanging on the back of her chair. She hadn't noticed but my parents had to tell her that her fancy white handbag now was full of marinara sauce
Me, my brother and my mum where sitting at the kitchen table, eating and watching some cooking show. A guy on the show, got assigned to do a cake shape like a airplane. After a little while, when the guy had made the cake look somewhat like a plane, with the wings and the tail, my mother shouts "That doesn't even look like a plane! That looks like a teddybear with a...".
my family and i were at ihop and my little sister ordered something with eggs in it and when the waiter asked how would you like your eggs? she said uh well done... it was hellla funnny
When I was younger, we went into Kentucky fried chickkkken, and I couldn't pronounce it, so instead shouted, really loudly, KENF**KY FRIED CHICKENNN! the amount of stares was awful!
i just got back from NY where i was visiting family and we were at a restaurant, me, my mom, stepdad, uncle, grandfather and grandfather's wife. my uncle (kean) thinks the waitress is cute so my stepdad says to her "you do a really great job!! ... have u met Kean yet?" and earlier my grandfather was asking her name and at the end of the dinner he said "it's too bad we can't take you with us." i felt so bad for that poor girl... my family was torturing her
that sounds so much like something my mom would do, I never write down embarrassing moments but she will ask for extra stuff not even realizing that it costs money.
On holiday in Germany, we were in the waiting room for the Reichstag Museum and because there were so many people, the room was so crowded there was no room for movement, everyone was huddled together. My dad then says: "So. When are they bringing out the gas." He later cracked up laughing about it whilst tourists looked at him horrified.
@Parachute2theMoon That is terrible and hilarious at the same time. Although according to my German friends, it's still too soon for Hitler/Holocaust related jokes.
My family and I go to the diner near us and look at the menu and when we do this we try to modify the meals as best as we can, so we'd be like, "Hmmm, can I have the chicken breast, but you know, without the chicken?"
My grandfather would be the same like your father Josh, even my father would be like that and now I think of it I could maybe be like that aswell. BTW good tip I am going to a restaurant tonnight with my in laws :))
So, I'm kind of clever. I got teased for this fact when I was 11 and 12. People used to trip me up and take the mickey out of my Lazy Eye. So I hatched a plan. When someone teased me for my eye saying it was 'lazy' I replied with 'Not as lazy as you' This obviously worked... for 2 days. The time after, I was teased even more so I decided to answer everything in the Language of Klingon. It worked like a treat.
Me, my dad and my littlebrother was at an amusement park, when my brother wants to try a race car. So the ticket man had to see if he was tall enough. I saw a little girl, already trying it so I said: “Well his taller than that girl?”. The ticket man looks at me and said “yes but girls aren’t as tall as boys, just look at you and your husband”
For the rest of the day every time I asked if I could have a candyfloss or a toy my dad went “No honey, I already brought you a new kitchen”
is eyes are so blue!
AnM4374 4 hours ago
=) this was uploaded on my birthday thanks!
MsStrawberryXOX 7 hours ago
My brother told the waitress at Swiss Chalet that he liked her buns (the complimentary ones with the meal). He was seven. We still laugh about it.
peopleofthecheese 1 day ago
Awesome! So when are we hanging out? :-)
jdspurg 1 day ago
A few months after my first time, we went to a family get together for my mom's side. My dad already knew, my mom didn't. Somehow we got on the subject of my virginity and my cousin goes "Aunt Nisie, he's your husband's son. He's lost it by now." And I sat there, grinning like an idiot. Needless to say my mother and I were awkward for a few weeks.
DrgoFx 3 days ago
once my family and i were at a restaurant connected to a petrol station. just as the waitress was coming out to ask our orders, i did a really big fart. the waitress pretended not to notice. when our plates came out, wed all ordered the same thing but my parents and sister were given these big nice plates and i got a tiny old yuck plate??
PippaGargano 5 days ago
one time my family were at a small restaurant, and my mother ordered the steak medium rare. she was trying to be funny and held up a piece saying 'look! this steak is still mooing! MOOO!'
i guess it would have been fine, except the chef came out and was standing right behind her when she said it.
most. awkward. ever.
vanessalyst 1 week ago
I went to the fair with my best friend, her grandparents, and my parents. Her grandfather and my dad both went to the restroom. When her grandfather finished, he stood outside of the stalls. A man came up and asked if he was in line, her grandfather replied, "No, I'm just waiting on my boyfriend." That moment my dad came out and her grandfather says, "Let's go sweet cheeks!" If that's not bad enough the man was actually my teacher's husband. Let's not mention the first parent teacher conference.
soccergurlz1213 1 week ago 6
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i got tears in my eyes watching this!
raidinmd 1 week ago
Not family but I had a friend ask a waitress what was in a BLT. She thought he was joking... he wasn't
MilkyMichelle 1 week ago
my dad sometimes has a flaming sambucca after his meal, one time, he reached across the table for something and knocked it over, set the table cloth on fire and had to get a waiter to help put it out, that was embarrassing
krenforth 1 week ago
When my family and I went to Hawaii for a week, we went to this restaurant for breakfast. We sat down and ordered, then waited. When we were waiting, our waitress came to our table with a short stack of pancakes. She said "Here's your short stack!" then my mom said we didn't order a short stack. The waitress said "Oh! Sorry!", took the short stack, and walked away. As she was walking, we could hear her mumble, "Who ordered the short stack?..." which we thought was hilarious.
WeGottaGleekOverHere 1 week ago
Every time my family and I go to a restaurant. My dad will take forever to order his food. Then talk to the waitress to figure out what is good on the menu then pick what the waitress suggested. When ever he does that something is always wrong with his food. Once he got a bolt in his food. He has terrible luck with restaurants haha :)
TvJonas58 1 week ago
@TvJonas58 Bud, the waitresses are annoyed that your dad is asking them for their advice and they are sabotaging his food. reg6(dot)com
THEROMANWHORE 2 days ago
My mum has a bad habit of not deciding what she wants to eat in time to tell the waitress, but she doesn't want to tell the waitress to come back so she ends up saying 'err.....pork chop!' Even if pork chop is NOT on the menu. so now if she can't decide we always yells at her 'hmmmmm... pork chop!' :D
mynameisunimportaful 1 week ago
My dad and I went to Burger King and after he ordered a hamburger without pickles he proceeded to eat the entire thing until it was almost the size of a quarter. Finding a pickle in the remains of his burger, he then demands to get a whole new hamburger to compensate for their mistake. Why couldn’t he just take out that ONE pickle himself, he was almost done anyway?! >.<’
bookrocker1011 1 week ago
Lol my aunt is obsessed with mango margarita's and there is this ONE place that serves them. However, she still always asks if they have it, usually the answer is no. This one time she looks at the waiter and says "Do you have any mango's maybe you could squeeze the mango and put it in the margarita." and the waiter is like 0.o but he's like "I'll check" Even worse, as he's walking away my aunt screams, "With salt on the rim, SALT ON THE RIM!!" I wanted to die. She had a golden margarita :P
veroXo93 2 weeks ago
Happen to me before LOL!!! If ur eating steamboat with ur Dad and then u get some free local beef meat. And ur father say ' Hey, this is local beef, I thought it's Australia Beef !!! Ask ur manager to come out!!! LOL>?????????' Embarrassing! DUDE!
dannyboyboy85 2 weeks ago
So did she actually give him blueberry pancakes for free?!
Dolphiner4444 2 weeks ago
my grandfather met my first boyfriend when i was 14. me and my boyfriend had been together for about 2 weeks, was our first time hanging out alone together. grandfather said to Gabe, (my boyfriend at the time), "Now look here boy, this is my favorite grandoughter and if you get her pregnant or make her sad i will find you and chop off your penis and make you eat it." 2 hours after we left each other to go home, he called me and broke up with me "because he wants to keep his penis".
loveu4everlikeu4alws 2 weeks ago
GEEzuz. his eyes are really... awesome.
loveu4everlikeu4alws 2 weeks ago
LOL X_x. My friend was telling me that one time she ordered a pepsi and the woman asked 'what flavor?'... yeah
sakurkunoichi012612 2 weeks ago
LOL! HILARIOUS,
theskinyourin21 2 weeks ago
Whenever we go to a restaurant, my dad always tells the waitress it's my birthday so we get a free cake. I'm 17, but from all the times he has told them it's my birthday, I should be about 43 by now.
iiloveyoulots 2 weeks ago 31
Your dad better give her a REALLY good tip!
SingleStar10 2 weeks ago 2
What about the time when my dad tried to order cheese sticks at Subway? Soooo awkward......
soccerscholar 2 weeks ago 2
I went to a mexican restrant and obviously they arent good at english so on there menu it says "crap cakes" but the try and make the p a b with pen. so my dad was like "I'll have to orders of crap cakes" and then he started cracking up then he went to the bathroom and the waiter was like to me "It's ok some people are just socially awkward" So we always make fun of my dad for being 'socially awkward'
theteenreads 2 weeks ago 3
In pizza hut, me and my dad go up to buffet to get some pizza, dad wanders over to serving window (which is next to buffet) and takes a slice on piuzza then heads back to table. Waiter comes over and looks at the pizza in utter shock as if this means the end of the word then quickly looks round to try and find who took it, I lie and say I saw someone go off in the other direction and hurry back to our table and tell my dad to destroy the evidence, when ever we are out we joke about this momment.
InvisiDyle 2 weeks ago 2
When i was a kid my parents took me to a chinese place for the first time and being autistic when i took a bite of it and didn't like it i spat it out and shouted 'this tastes like ballsack' and my parents had only just started eating so we had to sit there and wait for them to finish while the owners glared at us.
MrJamieb18 2 weeks ago
omg your eyes!!!
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Went to Half-Price books to buy a few things I had seen the day before but didn't have money for. Dad told me that he'd pay with my allowance. I got my books and went to the register, and as she totaled it up to about $30, I looked at my Dad. "Whoops, must have forgotten my wallet at the house!". Fortunately, I for SOME reason had bank rolls of dimes. I paid for all books. In dimes alone. Now every time I go there they ask if I'm paying in cash or dimes.
KuroHyo 3 weeks ago
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when I was little, I had been on a ride "BEAR RUN" in california and it had eight people in it. It was me, my sis, my mom and someone else. The other four were Mexicans. when the announcer started speaking spanish, I yelled "YAY FOR MEXICANS!". . . I died when I looked up and noticed they were glaring at me. I was like, five. OOPIES!
asmirkisstillasmile 3 weeks ago
Something a lady at California did to my sister;
My sister had a fan water squirter thing in the front pocket. The lady felt it and was like "Im still not sure what the heck this is..." and went on poking it for five minutes! JUST OPEN THE BAG AND LOOK! She thought it was a gun!
asmirkisstillasmile 3 weeks ago
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This is something I did embarrasing that made me wanna die.
Ok, In California for a trip, At disneyland I was transferring from Disneyland to California Adventure when a HUGEEE bright fly landed on my jacket. It clung. I swatted it, But it had its arms stuck to my jacket. I started screaming so loud I jumped up and down screaming "GET IT OFF ME!" Everyone in the whole area was watching me. My dad never let it go. "The lady at the checkout said 'let me get my camera' and I'm like "realy?" 'No.'
asmirkisstillasmile 3 weeks ago
dumb and dumber ftw!
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Once, my family went to a fancy resurant. We don't often go to fancy places, so me and my sister and brother were super excited. Just as the waitress was giving us our drinks, my brother (who would have been about 6 sneezed. Not a little achooo. A huge, dripy snot, AAAA-CHOOOOGKJHG YV CUY sneeze. Snot went everywhere, in his drink, on the table, down his shirt....
RosePetalsFalling 3 weeks ago
My family all went to a restaurant years ago and they were going to call our name when they had our table ready. Like "Random name, party of #". And when they said "Debbie, Party of four" my father nodded and shouted "Yeah, over here!" His name is Kevin and he put his name for our table. He was already in denial about his hearing problems so whenever he says his hearing is fine we just call him Debbie.
GirRocks8 3 weeks ago 3
And in the end your dad didn't tip...........
ckj323 3 weeks ago
"We should hang out sometime?"
Oh yes we should........ I would just stare into your beautiful eyes the whole time.
Shad0vvStalk3r 3 weeks ago
@Shad0vvStalk3r Hey, shadow stalker man, I think you left that comment on the wrong video...
FairyWolfAndDuckling 3 weeks ago
@FairyWolfAndDuckling I was referring to what he said at 2:52, lol. He says it at the end of all his videos. And of course, my response was meant to be a joke.
Shad0vvStalk3r 3 weeks ago
I took my grandmother out to dinner once and not only did she hit on every waiter that passed, but she also tried to set me up with the bus boy. Does that count?
xXShadowxSpiritXx 3 weeks ago
lol total A.D.D.! :D you said "then it got worse..." then got off on an inside joke :P
themagicalpenguin 4 weeks ago
different mood compared with "Amputee Advice Crutches Review" video... :o
kittywin21 4 weeks ago
We took my grandmother to a family buffet a few years before she died (she had already started to lose her mind) and she was upset because she couldn't get a to-go box for her left overs so she started putting everything in her purse. Now this included mashed potatoes with gravy, a chicken fried steak, with gravy, green beans, and all sorts of 'liquidy' foods. So now every time we have left overs we look to see who has the biggest purse at the table and attempt to stow left overs in it.
Violetisis 4 weeks ago
My dad went to a Japanese buffet restaurant once and they had a huge tub of wasabi for the sushi and my dad thinks that they were ice cream and scooped for me and my mum and all three of us practically had the most sync OMG WHAT DID I EAT face and it was really awkward when my dad went on to ask why does the "ice cream" taste like Japanese wasabi
DarkBlueMemories96 4 weeks ago
One time me and my fam. were at IHOP and my sister lost her coloring crayon and she dug down in the seat to look for it and guess what she found......a frieaking $20 bill!!! And so every time we go to IHOP we dig our hands inside the seats. haha.
gossiprocks101 4 weeks ago
My grandpa makes the waiter explain EVERYTHING that he orders including the water...
tswizzle123321sw 4 weeks ago
i love ur eyes lol
1koolkoko 4 weeks ago
My uncle went to a nice restaurant in London and he was very happy with the meal. He was too full to finish the entire meal so when the waitress came and asked if she could take plates away he wanted her to know that he enjoyed the meal. Now my uncle, who by the way isn't a native English speaker, proudly tells the waitress: "You can take it and you can eat it!"
LucyTree 4 weeks ago
My friend's dad always gets a Mountain Dew when he goes out to restaurants, and when he orders he says "dew me".
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My dad does that also! Except it will be substituting fries (like the ones you get with a burger) with like pasta or another meal from the menu. It is so embarrassing!
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God man, no homo but YOUR EYES!
austins830 1 month ago
We were at this nice restaurant and we had a table close to the exit and my dad is sitting at the head of the table facing the exit and it's December around Christmas, my dad says rather loudly, "Hey look Santa's here!" So everyone at the table turns their head(Me, my sister, her boyfriend, my brother, and my mom) and it was really just a man who resembled Santa. He saw us turn our heads toward him and I assume he heard my dad too...
SabrinaaaXOXO 1 month ago
I'm so going tomorrow. I have some questions I need to ask! :)
Twinfulish 1 month ago
See you Tuesday! mauhauhahah!
ZeroThreeSixteen 1 month ago
I love it. Your Dad sounds like mine. Great sense of humor. When I was a kid my parents would take me to Dennys every Sunday then drive around Stanley Park (I'm from Vancouver). One day when we hit Dennys they gave me "crayons and a coloring book". Thing is, it was for "kids under 12". I WAS 18!!!
yentl50 1 month ago
A waitress asked me why I was treating my father to dinner. 'You mean my boyfriend?'
Bitch. He's not that much older than me.
Frooblefulable 1 month ago
Fist time watching this guy and I was completely hypnotized with his eyes. Wow just WOW.
lifeisoveralltoosoon 1 month ago
Whenever my mom and I go to Bob Evans she eats the little jam packets by themselves while we're waiting for our food. This video had me in tears. Your family sounds great!
xCaramore 1 month ago
Bob Evans! I used to go there all the time!
iluvlost09 1 month ago
We lived in Las Vegas until I was 7 with a yearly visit back to (very conservative) Kansas every year. It was back when no one lived in Vegas and every restaurant was in a casino. I was about 3 when we walked into a restaurant with my parents and grandparents (who never let anyone have cards or dice in the house) in Kansas and yelled "Mommy, Mommy where's the casino?"
Dreadkiaili 1 month ago
The service was slow at a restaurant when my sister was little, and after a while when the waitress passed the table, my sister yelled out "hey lady, chicken nuggets lady!". So glad I wasn't there!
wordnerd543 1 month ago
Josh, you always look great - love your eyes (like everyone else) and I like your new hair do. Your eyes in this video seem rather purple near the lining of the eye - just wanted to point it out incase it's something that needs medical attention. It might be completely normal - in which case, never mind! Better safe than sorry.
VeronicaDwight 1 month ago
Once me and my family went out and the service was really slow. I was ill and lent my head against the wall. The next moment the waiter has appears, obviously thinking i am pretending to sleep in order to get them to hurry up, will free drinks for out table. I was so embarrassed that he saw me :S
lolololliepop1 1 month ago
Wow. Your family sounds awesome.
Lothere55 1 month ago
I like your videos a lot Josh! Read your book too, you always make me smile :)
RainbowSprinlkes 1 month ago
My dad has some not so PC moments in resteraunts... One time we had to talk my dad out of asking a guy who he thought was Hispanic if he knew any good Mexican restraunts. The man had a Brooklyn accent... The other time was at this small Japanese resteraunt that i really like. He kept on making samurai noises the whole meal.... it was really embarrasing...
Randomgal417 1 month ago
My mom told me about this one time she went out to eat with my grandma. This resteraunt, instead of rolls gave crackers for the table to share. Now, this was a HUGE thing of crackers. The waiter left and returned to find that all the crackers were gone. He was stunned and asked if they wanted more to which my grandma replied "Yes, please!" Turns out she had emptied the whole thing into her purse
Randomgal417 1 month ago
THOSE EYES 0_0
AkimoTheropy 1 month ago
2:38 LOL!
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Fullhouse1995 1 month ago
That sounds like something my mom would say. smh lol
008dragonfly 1 month ago
After a long day at the beach, my family and I went out to dinner. My younger brother was probably 5 or 6 at the time, so my mom was helping him pick what he wanted. She was explaining a corn dog to him, and he decided he didn't want the corn bread part, but he wanted a hot dog on a stick. My mom told him this wasn't an option, and instead of taking that as the final answer he proceeded to take off his flip flop, bang it on the table, and yell "I WANT A HOT DOG ON A STICK!". We left, and had We
TheLemonySnickett17 1 month ago
a waitress thought my sister was my girlfriend. we were just like "oh no were brother and sister" it was awkward
joshuavaljan 1 month ago
@joshuavaljan No matter where me & my brother go, everyone thinks we're dating.. I've gotten used to it now though & I always make jokes out of it but my brother still thinks it's really weird.
WowItsSammie 3 weeks ago
this is the funniest video i've seen in a long time
Tondered 1 month ago
hahahaha
j3nnabear 1 month ago
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BLUEBERRY IN MY RICE CAKE.
mykittylife 1 month ago
Well, the classic would be when my brother was little... We were all at a restaurant, and there was a man of above average size consuming an above average amount of food nearby... At some point during the meal, afore mentioned man expels a rather boisterous belch... after which, my little brother proceeds to stand up in our booth, look around, and yell, "Alright, who's the pig?!?!" Commence hiding under table.....
sleepingbeauty80 1 month ago
Well got you guys got free blueberry pancakes =P~!
TPob53553d 1 month ago
I think we're all dying to know: Did you get the pancakes?
KittehKatFTW 1 month ago 126
We were at a posh restaurant for a family meal and my little brother was being a brat. Near the end of our meal he picked up my mums car keys and threw them into this really large hedge/bush & we couldn't find them, so we couldn't leave. next thing you know most of the staff were out on their hands and knee's crawling under the bush to help find the keys, it took them 30 minutes, i wanted to die
TheBlowersdaughter92 1 month ago 9
I was at a resturant in the US with my cup stacking friends and being canadain i asked for clamato juice the waitress responded with sorry we don't have clam-...ato juice. but we have tomato. i then went to order ice tea and said drat never mind umm hey william what are you getting he siad root beer. she came back with lemondae later and spilt it on me
hedgehoggal87 1 month ago
once in a resturent i orderd ice tea and i was very sick, so my mom told the waitress "yeah, without ice" i ended up with a steaming cup of red tea
banoota231 1 month ago
I need to go to breakfast with your dad! AWESOME..
AmandaNicholette 1 month ago
I went to P. F. Changs with friends, and when everyone went to pay, one of my friends pulls out a bag of change and pays for a $15 meal in coins. We thought the waiter was really nice about it until we saw her miming suicide with a finger gun through the window of the kitchen.
1234ovk 1 month ago 103
Hahaha your dad is epic!
EquinoxElizabeth 1 month ago
hmm not akaward but funny we were in morroco on holiday ( they speak french there btw ) then my dad was gonna order 2 coffes he said cinco coffe and held 2 fingers in the air and we ended up with 4 coffes.
Then at mc donalds in france he tried again he can't speak french either and we wanted 4 big macs and we ended up with 16 big macs 12 cokes and 15 fries
111even111 1 month ago 8
so she actually did it?
seeradurr 1 month ago
after my mom's first marathon we went out to dinner and she ordered the chicken. When she got it there was a bone sticking out, so my dad asked her "What part of the chicken is that from?"
My mom, without even thinking about it says "You know, the leg in the front!" so Four legged chicken is now what we say when my mom has a dumb moment
SoBeIt1454 1 month ago
Once as a birthday treat my mum took us all out for a tapas. We did the meal where the different dishes come out separately (essentially normal tapas). My dad has never eaten tapas before, and while a waitress was putting another dish down my dad complained that he'd never "been to a restaurant That serves dishes 5 minutes between." and that this was "the worst service he'd ever had at a restaurant" and wouldn't be paying.
painfullyweird 1 month ago
Two years ago, when I went to the Czech Republic with dad and my sister, we went on a netcafe. There was this group of guys walking around, having fun etc. And I was like "Oh, that one's cute." Than my dad took out the camera and while the guy was passing behind me dad was like "Say cheese" and he turned around and smiled at the camera while I was slapping myself and the photo turned out really awkward x3
codsamanta 1 month ago
You know what's awkward? Gorillas. Gorillas with tridents. And laser machetes. It's on our channel, and it's amazing.
exitsixtwo 1 month ago
My family were abroad and having dinner at the hotel, when a waiter came up to the table and asked "finished?", and my dad said "No, we're Swedish" as a joke. Obviously dad knew he didn't ask if we were Finnish :P Luckily the waiter laughed too, so it could have been worse x)
Lukarocks 1 month ago
@weezyfcrazy23 =P
ClawOfFate 1 month ago
@schwinnprotocol lol guess its where he got it from
ClawOfFate 1 month ago
@WasteOfAmmunition lol, yes he slept on the couch too.
ClawOfFate 1 month ago
we used to always go to this restaraunt. they restyled themselves so when they reopened we went. the waiter came to take our order my dad told him what drink and what food (we've been there too many times). He went on to describe exactly how to prepare the food and what he wanted with it and who he wanted to prepare it. after a few minutes of him doing this the waiter looks at him nervously "actually sir....we don't sell that drink or food here anymore....and he's been let go....."
zxxXXTinyXXxxz 1 month ago 5
did he get the blueberry pancakes? i want to know so i can try it a the olive garden.
zackTHEotherWIZERD 1 month ago 9
lol one time i went with a friend to burger king, and she ordered a Big Mac lol and a chocolate squishy (Chocolate slush drink) the guy at the counter was staring at her totaly bug eyed lol it was hysterical. I couldnt stop laughing an everyone started staring at me. There was a security guard looking at us like he thought we were on something lol.
pirateprincess2149 1 month ago
When a waitress would ask my grandpa if he wanted a doggy bag, he'd say "How 'bout a people bag so I can take you home with me." lol
pirateprincess2149 1 month ago 5
Josh Sundquist fans, I need your help! I remember a rap by Josh that talked about the *seven* senses, including equilibrium and proprioception, but I simply CANNOT remember the name of the video :( Help me?
Boutiquez 1 month ago
@Boutiquez lol only rap he ever did was the amputee rap. its one of the main one on his site.
pirateprincess2149 1 month ago
@pirateprincess2149 well actually i think he did like one or two others but that one is the one ur looking for lol
pirateprincess2149 1 month ago
@pirateprincess2149 Er,, He actually does quite a few raps you just don't know about them :)
21Comrades 1 month ago
@Boutiquez Aha, That would be the make it rain spoof, Its called Phantom Pain :)
21Comrades 1 month ago
@21Comrades I should add that in the rap he explains that equilibrium is the balance and proprioception is the ability of your body to tell where it is in space. I couldn't give the link because it showed error but just type Phantom Pain Rap and its like the 3rd one :)
21Comrades 1 month ago
josh... i went to this piano bar a few weeks ago for my friends birthday and one of the many piano players who were singing for us look like you but with hair like bambamjoey only a little more tamed. i pulled up a picture of you on my phone and showed my friend and she thought the piano player looked like you too! you would not happen to have any family in houston texas working at a bar singing music for tips??
celestialglo 1 month ago
haha that's amazing
GriffinWolf2008 1 month ago
whenever we have a waitress of African American descent my dad's favorite line is "I like my coffee like I like my women, strong and black"
they usually look nervously at my mom and then try to laugh.
lcrevel 1 month ago 3
I'm lucky not to have no evil family moments in public because I avoid those kind of outings. xDI
I just wanted to comment to tell you that this video made me laugh and all your videos make me smile ^-^
garfzzzz 1 month ago
My family and I went out to dinner at Applebee's and I was wearing one of those boobies bracelets that were popular there for a while, the ones that raised awareness for breast cancer. Right as the waiter walked up my 8 year old brother read the bracelet aloud "I love boobies!" The waiter, who was male, just looked at him, laughed and said "right on little man!" It was so funny and a little embarrassing...
101BriannaD 1 month ago
My family went to Orlando last year for spring break and we went to a golden coral (a buffet restaurant) and my 10 year old sister looks at her full plate then looks at the waitress and says "Can I get a to-go box for this?" We all just shake our heads in embarrassenent and I'm like "No honey you can't take all you can eat foods home with you...." it was so funny now whenever we go back we always ask for a to-go box..
mia8254 1 month ago
haha thats so funnyy. one time i went to disneyland with my family and on our way i started putting lip balm on. then my 5 year old sister asked what it was so i told her that it was a lip balm. as we went through the line where they check your bags, my sister asked why we were in this line. i told her it was to make sure we don't have bombs or something. her eyes got all wide and said BUT YOU HAVE A BOMB! BUT YOU A BOMB! thinking that it was my lip BALM. lol everyone was staring worriedly.
chocobunnyluv 1 month ago 8
omg your laughing was adorable<3
chocobunnyluv 1 month ago
@ninjabunny323 doesnt it always have to be said? his eyes are amazing <3
kaylee6994 1 month ago
That is fantastic.
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my mom gave birth to me at a mcdonalds. My name is Mac.
JAS7897 1 month ago
my mom gave birth to me at a mcdonalds. My name is Mac.
JAS7897 1 month ago
my mom gave birth to me at a mcdonalds. My name is Mac.
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One time, at a pretty busy restaurant, we were there celebrating my brother's graduation with the whole family. My dad pulls out a folded piece of paper and stands up. At this point, people are already staring. He then proceeds to give a LOUD and LENGTHY speech about the various attributes of every child. All four of us. And they were pseudo-insults. Like the best thing he could come up with for me was "easy-going". Thanks, Dad.
gkriebz 1 month ago
One time, at a pretty busy restaurant, we were there celebrating my brother's graduation with the whole family. My dad pulls out a folded piece of paper and stands up. At this point, people are already staring. He then proceeds to give a LOUD and LENGTHY speech about the various attributes of every child. All four of us. And they were pseudo-insults. Like the best thing he could come up with for me was "easy-going". Thanks, Dad.
gkriebz 1 month ago
Omg that was hilarious and that's totally something my dad would do xD (btw I love your eyyeeesss! Sorry it had to be said.)
ninjabunny323 1 month ago
A waiter thought my dad and I were dating...
foliagegirl1010 1 month ago 125
@foliagegirl1010 Oh me too. At least twice. I feel your awkward :(
Callyth 1 month ago
@foliagegirl1010 Well...were you?
WingdPuma 1 month ago
@foliagegirl1010 A waiter thought my MOM and I were dating. It was so strange.
ClickityClackity 1 month ago
When my family and I were in London we found this amazing halal Indian food place around the corner from our hotel, which was awesome because my parents only eat halal. So we ate there. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. On the last night when my dad tried to switch his rice for naan bread, the waitress was all confused like "I don't know if I can do that" and my dad threw a FIT saying that we had been eating there every single night and it wasn't a problem before. Everyone in the restaurant was staring at us.
iTasnia 1 month ago 3
A few years ago I went on a missions trip to Montreal with my youth group. After just arriving at the airport, my little brother went to buy something from a kiosk. My brother thinks that since we're in a francophone province, they can't speak/understand English very well or at all. His solution? Speak very slowly and enunciate. "How much does this cost?" The cashier's response is quick and in fluent English, "$4.50." My brother did this 2 more times after this! He's never living that down! :P
freakfromasia 1 month ago
I immediately think of two stories one year my mom tried to make this new brand of rolls for thanksgiving and they came out looking like well.. butts. So now every year we have to comment on how they're not her "famous" butt buns. The second is we were on a road trip and my sister slept in the car. She was young and my parents didn't want to keep her in her PJs so mom changed her clothes for her. She went to the bathroom at the restaurant and all you hear from there is "MY UNDERWEAR IS BLUE!" xD
esweetiepi92 1 month ago 4
my parents are embarassing everyday
obviously im going to mention your eyes. we always do.
GlamourKillsTian 1 month ago
I was so mesmerised by your eyes that I actually drooled from my mouth haha xD
ollytennant 1 month ago
One time my family and our family friends were at a diner (far, far from where we live-we were on a road trip) and since there were a lot of us we got the back room to ourselves. All of us kids were little, my sister, the oldest, was probably 10 or 11, max. And I don't remember how it started, but we had a spitball fight. And my friend shot one at my sister. And it stuck to the wall. And it stayed there, above my sister throughout our meal. Our parents hated us for it.
stargleekwhofighter 1 month ago
one time, when we were on a trip in bus for a couple hours, my mom did something really embarrassing. So, we were just sitting there, with a whole bunch of other people, and my mom goes and stands up, points out the window, and yells "OMFG THAT IS A HUUUUGGGEEE DOG!!!!" ... so my brother stood up and was like "mom, calm down, thats not a dog. Thats a tree." . . . *[]*
docilona1 1 month ago 4
What kind of camera do you use for your vlogs?
MRFABIAN2009 1 month ago
what the hell did I just watch?
MacFadden01 1 month ago
Lol...I wish restaurants did work like that! All of a sudden I wouldn't need a bunch of thing!
AnnaLanay 1 month ago
We went to eat at Texas Roadhouse a few years ago. Our waiter was a really young guy and was very sweet. We all ordered our drinks and he came back a few minutes later with them. Well, he accidentally spilled my mom's drink. On her lap. He looked like he was about to cry and kept apologizing. My dad and I felt bad for him so we tried to calm them down. My mom on the other hand refused to look at him the whole time except for some VERY dirty looks. I had to sneak back to the table to leave a tip.
HotChargerGirl5346 1 month ago 6
@JessxCanxFly true but most people use it as a gaming term .. 99% of the time ...
SuperMusicCrazed 1 month ago
Last year my family and I went to Champps for dinner. There was a 45 minute wait, so we left and my dad wouldn't stop complaining. We then went to Ponzio's, waited 20 minutes, sat down, but my dad didn't like the table, and yelled at the manager before leaving. Fed up, my brother, both sisters, and I went to Burger King without my parents, where we had to wait 10 minutes to get our burgers because they ran out and had to make more. We ended up eating at about 9 o'clock at night...
jewbybrother579 1 month ago
I'm told (since I was tiny when this happened) that we were once at an Italian restaurant. Everyone was talking and not paying much attention to me, when they did finally look over I wasn't in my seat but shovelling my meatballs into a stranger's handbag that was hanging on the back of her chair. She hadn't noticed but my parents had to tell her that her fancy white handbag now was full of marinara sauce
hanofly 1 month ago
Hang on, I've forgotten what Biscuits are in the USA. Any one care to enlighten me?
Jenniefordummies 1 month ago
@Jenniefordummies It's basically a piece of bread like a roll
ForeverFoxman 1 month ago
@ForeverFoxman Oh, that makes sense! Cheers!
Jenniefordummies 1 month ago
@Jenniefordummies Kinda like muffins... a little pastry bread kinda thing, breakfast food.
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DiscipleoftheBlueBox 2 weeks ago
Me, my brother and my mum where sitting at the kitchen table, eating and watching some cooking show. A guy on the show, got assigned to do a cake shape like a airplane. After a little while, when the guy had made the cake look somewhat like a plane, with the wings and the tail, my mother shouts "That doesn't even look like a plane! That looks like a teddybear with a...".
vattendroppe 1 month ago
my family and i were at ihop and my little sister ordered something with eggs in it and when the waiter asked how would you like your eggs? she said uh well done... it was hellla funnny
charlienoodle 1 month ago
My dad drove up to the drive through at Chik-Fil-A and ordered "Chik-Fil-A McNuggets".
ohheycaroline 1 month ago
We had a ukranian waitress that my dad was creeping on. He is like can i have a white russian without the vodka? I was like c'mon.
TigerMaster3521 1 month ago
D: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!?
GotNuthinOnMeh 1 month ago
"What's a soupdoujour ?" Hahaha, you're French pronunciation is so cute ! ;)
TheEnelos 1 month ago
When I was younger, we went into Kentucky fried chickkkken, and I couldn't pronounce it, so instead shouted, really loudly, KENF**KY FRIED CHICKENNN! the amount of stares was awful!
superwoman3211 1 month ago
i just got back from NY where i was visiting family and we were at a restaurant, me, my mom, stepdad, uncle, grandfather and grandfather's wife. my uncle (kean) thinks the waitress is cute so my stepdad says to her "you do a really great job!! ... have u met Kean yet?" and earlier my grandfather was asking her name and at the end of the dinner he said "it's too bad we can't take you with us." i felt so bad for that poor girl... my family was torturing her
minibubblesxox 1 month ago
Simply brilliant story! Just subscribed here after seeing ingrid's NextUp Creator Camp pics :)
nicky09fairy 1 month ago
that sounds so much like something my mom would do, I never write down embarrassing moments but she will ask for extra stuff not even realizing that it costs money.
rocpet3 1 month ago
On holiday in Germany, we were in the waiting room for the Reichstag Museum and because there were so many people, the room was so crowded there was no room for movement, everyone was huddled together. My dad then says: "So. When are they bringing out the gas." He later cracked up laughing about it whilst tourists looked at him horrified.
Parachute2theMoon 1 month ago 85
@Parachute2theMoon That is terrible and hilarious at the same time. Although according to my German friends, it's still too soon for Hitler/Holocaust related jokes.
Sammiee8489 1 month ago
I would've buried myself if I was you xD
valentube93 1 month ago
My family and I go to the diner near us and look at the menu and when we do this we try to modify the meals as best as we can, so we'd be like, "Hmmm, can I have the chicken breast, but you know, without the chicken?"
qtpi1224 1 month ago
Your eyes are beautiful!!!!!!!!! I want your eyes :)
kianaseasymakeup 1 month ago 2
@kianaseasymakeup That was the first thought, when I saw him.
shaibear 1 month ago
My grandfather would be the same like your father Josh, even my father would be like that and now I think of it I could maybe be like that aswell. BTW good tip I am going to a restaurant tonnight with my in laws :))
vinparis 1 month ago
So, I'm kind of clever. I got teased for this fact when I was 11 and 12. People used to trip me up and take the mickey out of my Lazy Eye. So I hatched a plan. When someone teased me for my eye saying it was 'lazy' I replied with 'Not as lazy as you' This obviously worked... for 2 days. The time after, I was teased even more so I decided to answer everything in the Language of Klingon. It worked like a treat.
TheEinsteinReplica 1 month ago
My grandma kept calling our waiter at Cracker Barrel a Mexican. He was Asian and found it funny but it was really embarrassing.
somethingupmynose 1 month ago
I was 13
Me, my dad and my littlebrother was at an amusement park, when my brother wants to try a race car. So the ticket man had to see if he was tall enough. I saw a little girl, already trying it so I said: “Well his taller than that girl?”. The ticket man looks at me and said “yes but girls aren’t as tall as boys, just look at you and your husband”
For the rest of the day every time I asked if I could have a candyfloss or a toy my dad went “No honey, I already brought you a new kitchen”
kyolud 1 month ago 5