And their browsing! "O look at that over there..." is that, cantalope baskets! And I'm trying to maintain but in my head I'm like, "-GET OUT OF LINE!-"
"I'm doing espressos who's doing lattes. Santos is doing lattes. I'm not doing lattes ... YOU GOT COFFEE UP THERE! WELL FIX SOME OF THAT SHIT LETS MOVE IT!" XD LMAO
Now those Mexican commuter Airlines. They're the best of the best, so I wasn't nervous. Nothing but Top Gun pilots from the Mexican Airforce are flying these bad boys. hahahahahahahaha!!!
Dude, that club card bit starting at 6:20 - I literally was fighting to breathe I was laughing so hard at that. - "You got your card? Do you have our club card? Do you have our card?" - "No. I have money. I'll give you money and you give me my stuff!"
"It's like the Titanic, it's like the Titanic. We're in the Caribbean you asshole." LMAO This guy is sooooo funny. There are so many little bits that are truly hilarious. His get out of line routine, his camping bit, too many bits to add here. LOL Its all just too funny! He is definitely one of the best.
"You can go on a ferry, but i looked at the ferry, it was a nay nay ferry...it was one of those ferries that tips over every month and everybody dies. These ferries tip over all around the world. YOu know what happens? It bulit for 50 people and they put a 1000 on, it tips over and they go "What happened?"
SORRY SOME ONE SENT THIS TO ME AND IT SCARED ME SO I HAD TO DO IT PLZ FORGIVE ME BUT IM SCARED OF WHAT IT SEES in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!
i love the movie princess bride xP his montoya impression makes me laugh really hard. and all his bits are amazing i love the mcdonalds and lines ones are awesome =D
"YOU GOT COFFEE UP THERE? WELL FIX SOME OF THAT SHIT AND LETS MOVE IT!"
XD LMAO
jsteffey88 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JonDoe70
I didn't want to kill him, I'd see his son at baggage claim: "Hello my name in Enigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!"
Still makes me laugh after seeing his routine so many times
ShadowReign7788 6 months ago 2
his demonic voice just makes me laugh
*get outta line! get outta line!!*
khwiz1 6 months ago 3
It's been years and I can still laugh at John's rutines time and time again. Thanks for making my shitty day better.
iwillneverownpokemon 7 months ago
you'll think a gazelle is loose on the run way
1992highjumps 8 months ago 3
press one a lot of times to see john eat :S :D haha
TheBuck1997 8 months ago
GET OUT OF THE LINE
F1Anthony 9 months ago 2
Lol @4:38 - @4:42
MrDimebagdarell 1 year ago
Lol
MrDimebagdarell 1 year ago
And their browsing! "O look at that over there..." is that, cantalope baskets! And I'm trying to maintain but in my head I'm like, "-GET OUT OF LINE!-"
xBlacknitex 1 year ago 2
PRINCESS BRIDE QUOTE!! hahaha oh so funny
DisneyLuver0806 1 year ago 6
People at KFC, they stare....."what would you like, chicken or chicken?" LOL
flipkid2006 1 year ago
sometimes in his delivery he reminds me of carlos mencia. the way he raises his voice at times sounds just like mencia
menimeskcor 1 year ago
"I'm doing espressos who's doing lattes. Santos is doing lattes. I'm not doing lattes ... YOU GOT COFFEE UP THERE! WELL FIX SOME OF THAT SHIT LETS MOVE IT!" XD LMAO
jsteffey88 1 year ago
"GET OUT OF THE LINE" best thing ever
TheWolfenMan 1 year ago
Now those Mexican commuter Airlines. They're the best of the best, so I wasn't nervous. Nothing but Top Gun pilots from the Mexican Airforce are flying these bad boys. hahahahahahahaha!!!
Semperlatino 1 year ago
It was a Nay Nay ferry. GO NAY NAYNESS!!
Linxkit 1 year ago
@Linxkit THIS GUY is so funny.....
oyde 1 year ago
"hello miho? i don' think we gonna make it!"
chiunit11 1 year ago 3
NO! I GIVE U MONEY U GIVE ME MY STUFF!! XD ahahah priceless
icandothatbackwords 1 year ago 3
GET OUT OF THE LINE!
Ebil Ewok
Able195 1 year ago 4
Dude, that club card bit starting at 6:20 - I literally was fighting to breathe I was laughing so hard at that. - "You got your card? Do you have our club card? Do you have our card?" - "No. I have money. I'll give you money and you give me my stuff!"
laurieheartsdcx 1 year ago 3
when i go to mcdonalds o know what i want before i get in my car....
niczzcin 1 year ago
"It's like the Titanic, it's like the Titanic. We're in the Caribbean you asshole." LMAO This guy is sooooo funny. There are so many little bits that are truly hilarious. His get out of line routine, his camping bit, too many bits to add here. LOL Its all just too funny! He is definitely one of the best.
Nutinbutadrm 1 year ago
WHY!??! GET OUT OF THE LINE!!!!!!
Dewy141 1 year ago 3
lol I went to KFC, its good nut its the nutritional equivalant to smoking crack XD
kingpimpbob 1 year ago 3
4:41-4:43
xP he's funny
0toHero 2 years ago 3
@0toHero Even the mic picks up his rage on that.
Wipnum 2 years ago
I don't remember much. I smelled smoke, and now I'm eating a Taco.
MuTheta9 2 years ago 12
well drink some of that shit and lets get movin i gotta get coffee to stand in line for coffee lmfao
borgmaw447 2 years ago 6
"Dontcha have a clicker?"
Karzon08 2 years ago 9
why xD
grinmaster1 2 years ago 5
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
LMAO this guy makes me laugh so much, he's amazing.
katneko1990 2 years ago 15
3:00
maver1ck89 2 years ago 7
WHY.
Alina1123 2 years ago 10
ask me anything on the menu ill tell u left from right
MizzouGuitarist 2 years ago 9
They're takin' pictures of a watermelon shark...WHY?! LMAO 3:55 - 4:08
weesk8r13 2 years ago 44
@weesk8r13 i ate the watermelon shark lol XD
108darksorcerer 1 year ago
"You can go on a ferry, but i looked at the ferry, it was a nay nay ferry...it was one of those ferries that tips over every month and everybody dies. These ferries tip over all around the world. YOu know what happens? It bulit for 50 people and they put a 1000 on, it tips over and they go "What happened?"
LOL!!!
purpleshamrock17 2 years ago 63
@purpleshamrock17 thanks I just heard that, now I'm able to read it too.
GanjaKahn42O 7 months ago
They have pictures of the food. Point, AH!
Get outta da line!
Choppyrules 2 years ago 11
Cards ARE ANNOYING!!!!
FunnyCrazyProduction 2 years ago 5
hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die! Hahaha
oKeepthePeaceo 2 years ago 4
it fits 50 they put a thousand on, what happened?
FalseGrenades 2 years ago 7
YA GOT COFFEE UP THERE!!!!!!!!
onehitta1 2 years ago 3
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SORRY SOME ONE SENT THIS TO ME AND IT SCARED ME SO I HAD TO DO IT PLZ FORGIVE ME BUT IM SCARED OF WHAT IT SEES in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck
Commidian 2 years ago
they have chicken and you know what they have.......... chicken!
goku123super 2 years ago 3
would you like chicken or chicken
Darkfang511 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!
natehess42 2 years ago
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fuckin fagget. that shit aint real.
anarchyplz217 2 years ago
it's comedy genius, it doesn't have to be
raymondude23 2 years ago
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yo you should stfu
goku123super 2 years ago
"Fasten your seatbelt. Why? I don't think I'm gonna pop outta this seat anytime soon."
Thats how I feel when I ride most planes. I always end up with big bruises on my thighs from the seats digging into me.
VixiShadowfox 2 years ago 10
Loved him in the Punisher!
Shadyac21 2 years ago 6
"YOU GOT COFFEE UP THERE?!?!?! WELL DRINK SOME OF THAT SHIT AND LETS MOVE IT"
hahha
sm3earl 2 years ago 14
I think I peed in my pants a little bit when he said that.
actraiser2k1 2 years ago 2
Hello. My name is Emillio Montoya. You kill my father, prepare to die...
BrokenCrossfader 2 years ago 15
OMG!!! that is my FAV part of his whole show!!! its great!!!!
AhmazinglyMe 2 years ago 4
my fav comedian
Ethan22skicking 3 years ago 13
Hey thanks for posting all of these I have never heard of him but I didnt want it to end.
loquack 3 years ago 6
You got coffee up there? Well then drink some of that shit and let's move it!
excellent!
jimlynkite 3 years ago 6
Fasten your seatbelts...
...why?
They are taking pictures of a watermelon shark...
...Why !?!
One lady last week asked me for my zip code...
...WHY!?!
LOL
dkunny 3 years ago 11
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dkunny 3 years ago
Would you like chicken or chicken?
GET OUT OF LINE
SpikeZantren 3 years ago 6
ha nay nay ferry
redheadeddude219 3 years ago 6
i love the movie princess bride xP his montoya impression makes me laugh really hard. and all his bits are amazing i love the mcdonalds and lines ones are awesome =D
emotilldeathx3 3 years ago 5
i gotta have coffee to stand in line for their coffee. lol that's good.
mightycowhero 3 years ago 3
its mcdonalds, ask me anything left to right, right to left. GET OUTTA LINE!!!!! i agree with him its stupid
ruthlesace 3 years ago 5
"hello, my name is olio montoyo, you killed my father prepare to die."
ruthlesace 3 years ago 6
get outta line get outta line. makes me piss myself everytime!!!
rockingbabygirl1218 3 years ago 5
i love when he says nay nay
papachulosbaby62108 3 years ago 8
They have pictures of the food - POINT! :D
nansflicks 3 years ago 7
You killed my father, prepair to die! Hahaha
djxtasyjr 3 years ago 4
I love his accents!
Fezzer 3 years ago 6
llama llama duck
XenoNinja21 3 years ago 3
Browsing at McDonald's: IT'S MCDONALD'S! GET OUTTA LINE!! hilarious.
GeneralDeth 3 years ago 4
kfc nutritional value = smoking crack
fireball247365 3 years ago 13
I ATE THE WATERMELON SHARK
haha
datruefatcat 3 years ago 8
to prevent more browsing
ruthlesace 3 years ago 2
DO YOU HAVE YOUR CARD
KHALIKID15 3 years ago 7
"It was a nay nay ferry" lol! ^_^
unicorngirl06 3 years ago 13
GET OUT LINE! LMAO
JohnFrickinCest 3 years ago 8
This dude rocks so get out of the line
hellboy45789 3 years ago 5
"hello mijo? I dont think we gonna make it. there is a big guy next to me and can't feel my leg!"
"Hello my name is emilo Montoya. you kill my father prepare to die."
HAHAHA this guy is a genious
am1023 3 years ago 11
this huy rocks! I love himm
nikkiheartsbrandon 3 years ago
"I'll be in the terminal eating a taco." Hahaha
ashlynn1324 3 years ago 5
i lose my cherub like demenor. haha. so funny
papachulosbaby62108 3 years ago 3
If the plane crashes, will I open the door?...Nay nay, I'm gonna go through the door.
DontFilmYourTV 3 years ago 5
Everyone's gonna wanna go out through my door. I'll be fast you'll think a gazelle is loose on the runway!
Surfer041 3 years ago 6
I can check into the Marriott from here!
lilmonkey888 3 years ago 4
i go to KFC which is tasty but its the nutritional equivlent to crack
iampeglegmoe 3 years ago 9
you kill my father Prepair to die
iampeglegmoe 3 years ago 2
"besides, the buckle is lodged up my ass."
saishin10489 3 years ago 5
Wow....i pissed my pants lol that was great. GIT OUTTA LINE
dukedread7 3 years ago 10
thanks so much for uploading the whole show!!!!!
cserannie 3 years ago 7