Jay and Silent Bob

[nothingbudweed5521]

@lopezito89 No. I'm not a dick. If you rip people off you won't get very much business. Unless the buyer is fucking stupid and doesn't know their shit

[nothingbudweed5521]

@EpsilonX a nickel bag is .5 of a gram. It's called that because a nickel weighs half a gram.

[lopezito89]

@nothingbudweed5521 obviously hes trying to rip his jit ass , wouldnt you?

[Ashlerrrs]

I love.this (:

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[BEASTida42]

Hahah funny shit.

[dabsmasterflex]

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[404joeygirl]

I can stay this... Silent Bob and Finas are the only guys that look attractive with beards. =w=

[X00cookieX]

@404joeygirl zach G from the hangover.. nuff said.

[c4ptainlaur3nd00d]

69 dislikes. tehehe.



[fellowdesparado]

Is this on itunes? haha

[kcl907]

EPIC!!!!!!!!

[MrErich1985]

This movie is THA BOMB!

[matz107]

who the fuck pays 15 bucks for a nickelbag

[tunkitunki100]

whats the part called when they said: you gotta take shit?

[dezzyknight91509]

I meant I lol

[dezzyknight91509]

U want this ringtone

[EMKni6htzinn]

Jay and silent bob strike back

[RAMPAG347]

what movie is this from?

[stacyw628]

Best scene ever! Rest of the movie sux!

[milorad3232]

@stacyw628 lol, u have no sense of humor then :)

[jester6504]

lol the description says this is jay and silent bobs dope song and they dont sling dope lol. Weed beer and coke.

[LjLazNecooow61]

why are people disliking this video??

[LjLazNecooow61]

omg the kid with the chocolate face is soooo cuute

and press 5 on your keyboard

the face

[ZombieGorgasm]

@LjLazNecooow61 The kid with chocolate on her face Kevin Smith's daughter :D

[knealboo]

Lov u! Boo boo kitty fuk

[GodsImmortalGauntlet]

Hahaha awesome stuff.. I love this movie. .If you got long hair and dig Jay And Silent bob come and check my latest crazy tune called BANG BANG BANG!! about banging your head like a nutcase and having crazy fun. Just come into my channel and you'll see it right at the top right. BANG YOUR HEADS!!

[EpsilonX]

15 bux? isn't it supposed to be 5?

[itaye666]

@EpsilonX damn economy 

[MsMorgan2190]

@EpsilonX dude...its a movie. not real life.

[EpsilonX]

@MsMorgan2190 but its called "nickel" cuz its $5

[MsMorgan2190]

@EpsilonX It's 5 dollars for a nickel for mids, for all you know he's selling some dro. That aint no 5 dollars a nickel lmfao

[EpsilonX]

@MsMorgan2190 true lol. 

[MsMorgan2190]

@EpsilonX :P

[Themegamak95]

Omg that cc thing fail xD

[commentguy69]

Shmoking weed!

[LaRee182]

Hell yeah! 15 bucks little man! Put that shit in my hands. But if that money doesn't show...we'll still have Jungle Love :) Jay and Silent Bob...making teens into pot heads one day at time.

[MrGhettobunny96]

Jay dress like a douche now a days

[barneygrumble]

lunchbox

[vlwpictures]

Jersey shore needs Jay and Silent bob :S...C'mon it would be funny :S

[SUPREMEphillyGUY]

lol 15 for a nickel, what a rip off ahaaha

[andrew101972]

this song is genius

[kenix9]

15 bucks littil man put that shit in my hand HA

[jeffreybob46]

these arent the words j and silent bob say this shit is corney fuk, fuk , fuk fuk fuk mother mother fuk mother mother fuk fuk mother fuk mother fuk noishe noishe noishe 1 2 1 2 3 4 noishe noishe noishe smoking weed smoking weed doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers rolling fattys smoking blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rolling blunts and smoking blunts 5$ bag15 bucks, little man Put that shit, in my hand If that money, doesn't show Then you owe me, owe me, owe

[CharliePace01]

It is The New Jersey Slang, Bitch ;)

[AmazingLadyy13]

That kid's getting ripped off!

[MrPornogoregrinder]

Jay sounds like Stevo from jackass

[redcomic619]

jay+silent bob number 4? WE NEEEED MOREEEE lol i love them

[Roland7032]

very creative 

[OoKatharsisoO]

I love Jay!!! Best man ever :D

[jayandsilentbobxx]

luv u 2 the best song ever in the worlddd xx

[demonslife]

for some reason i thought this was in clerks lol so i decided to watch and then i thought why the ell am i watchin a black n white movie...

[SellyMegaFan]

:D:D

[anthonyvolkov]

i can watch it and sing it for a long time :D

[ProjectOps209]

15 dallors for a nickel bag lol

[XDirkLanceX]

@ProjectOps209 Jay is a hustler dawg

[JudithHeatherNico]

Dedicated to Beaver xD

Awesome video

FUCK DUCK FUCK !!!!!!!

[Dhsk970313]

what movie is this ? : D

[acegotflows]

watchin this on Comedy Central right now, I love how they haven't edited it...

[Flames649]

I'd love to see a PG-13 censored version of this movie lol. Everything Jay says would be bleeped out.

[omikey245]

ima tell yall dis once and only one its not smokin its shmokin

[dman6442]

@omikey245 Yeah! and it's not "noise" it's "NOICHE" ("Nice" in jersey)

[primularchangel]

@dman6442 oh really ? not the part of jersy this movie is made in lol. Maybe if your a jersey shore wanna be .. Quickstop was my hang out and i got to see Jay get hit in the head with a brick when he tried to start a fight with one of my friends lol

[theorangebox999]

LOL

[xSamTOXICx]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise Smokin weed, smokin weed Doin' coke, drinkin beers Drinkin beers, beers beers Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe My jungle love yeah Oh e oh e oh I think I wanna know ya know ya... yeah, what

[Sho81]

@xSamTOXICx dude it's noich (yes not a real word but what he says) not noise.

[xSamTOXICx]

@Sho81 just copied and pasted from a lyric site, tell it to them.

[NICK9886STEPH]

@xSamTOXICx Its NOINCH NOINCH NOINCH

[xSamTOXICx]

@NICK9886STEPH shut up, i copied and pasted from a lyrics site. you're like the third person that's said that to me. except the other two said "noiche noiche" i really don't give a fuck.

[VeryGoodTalker]

@xSamTOXICx it sounds like noise to me, everybody needs to quit hating

[MsMorgan2190]

@xSamTOXICx he's not saying noise, fyi he's saying noinch. its one of his made up words.

[xXRogueCoderXx]

@xSamTOXICx He said noich not noise.

[jmanclapp321]

mother mother fuck mothter mother fuck fuck

[Minifee1699]

@SaccharineAss XD right XDDD rly nice

[amburritosoftballpro]

....... drinking beers drinking beers beers beers, rolling fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!! rollin blunts and smoo.... let me get a nickel bag... 15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.. my jungle loveeeee!!!!

[AkinaMcK]

if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe - my jungle love oeoeo! I think I wanna know ya!

[TheCon657]

love this :D

[lovealiceinchains]

"who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!...fifteen bucks, little man! put-that-shit in-my-hand!"

[MegaTourettesguy]

Fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck

[captainstinky012]

my jungalo! ya!



[blockmeandiwin]

mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise

[JimmyBennettLover8]

=D me and my friend are being jay and silent bob for halloween. were girls but we LOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEE them they are like..out life. so were being them this year

[JodoFlodo]

Still better then Lil wayne.

[airsoftmasterz]

0:38 wtf is lunchbox doing?

[lakim4m89]

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand...

[LaurenKlement]

Who smokes the blunts? WE smoke the blunts! Haha.

[slipknotgirl1994]

greatest role models EVER!! lol

[goblex2]

how come this got Disliked 66 times?

[MacAllstott]

Such a great movie, Lol.

[Keeeeeeeeth]

the muther fukin TIME!

[videogamegod88]

best movie ever

[TheCocohotmoco]

Lmfao!!

This shits dope

[bluefox164]

he says noiche cause noiche are a mix of herbs that when you light it it gets you high kind of like insents you smoke. google it

[SublimeSpeedTech94]

hey what movie is this from...i fucking love jay and silent bob

[disfigured75]

this is like the funniest thing ive ever seen lmao



[PeteTheHellraiser]

that is a fkkn hilarious movie!! hahaha

[VolcomScruffy]

Wow u idiots a nickle bag is 15 because dimes are 10 and nickles are bigger

[mr1988sir420]

@VolcomScruffy dude where do u live? dimes r $10 nickles r $5 dubs r $20

[slasdsftwalagh]

@VolcomScruffy Duuuummmmmmbbbbbb

[TheNorwalNinjaPirate]

don't you never say bad things to jay and silent bob EVER

[bluefox164]

@VolcomScruffy dude nickles are 5 dollars hints nickle i got one on me i just bought it.

[ImmaturityAtItsBest]

hahaha i love that movie :)

[camacaze199]

Yo, fuckin kid got ripped off, who the hell buys a nic for $15? thts a fuckin 5'er 7 tops

[lamas915]

the kids asking for nickle bag dont even look like stoners

[AccidentalZombie]

I likez dis :P

[CBiqqiE92]

@X2RTIONGT thumbs up lol

[gpbtqja]

This song is freaking hilarious

[Smalls]

happy 420

[biggreg77]

if that money doesn´t show than you owe me owe me owe...

[JuggaloConez]

a nickle bad is 5 though...

[Ilikemustard]

@JuggaloConez

Who the fuck sells weed for $5? Pretty sure most dealers these days don't go lower than $20.

[CBiqqiE92]

@Ilikemustard some highschoolers might not big timers thought

[666Edthehead]

lol me and my friend hang outside dollarstors and sing this lol i look a lil like jay and he could pass for silent bob

[higatez]

where did u get this tape from is there like a side series?

[N3wW0rld]

@higatez

It's from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back... movie.

[higatez]

yeah thanks i know that now. good movie

[SkuLLkiDx1337]

Lol I wish real dealers were like this:D

[dannytdj]

classic!

[19kiggs]

they couldnt have been real dealers. they wouldve gotten caught years ago for all that damn singing.

~calls police~ their is a dealer outside of my store

~wat does he look like

[MajorGoldHerz]

omfg,

get a life (and i mean a real one not the little youtube hater thing youre living right now)...

[demonry2]

you guys are gay

[benopolly]

me and replay are going out

[Sythus124]

Who cares if your dads a cop, Some areas its legal to deal.

[iloveparc]

fuk u pikle fuker

[thelabellebudmaster]

nic=1.3 g to1.5g to be right i am a dealer

[ChrisNetta]

what kind of dirt are you selling

[iloveparc]

my dads a police officer...i suggest you keep that stuff to urself.

[GoronPikachu]

shut it faggto

[benopolly]

people shouldnt be afraid of their government, but the government should be afraid of it's people. fucker

[xFishNinjax]

it should be like that but these days the

people are just too fuckin lazy and brainwashed to break out into revolution and kill or threathen their government.

[tylowylo12321]

@iloveparc really? cuz no one gives a shit. your dads a no good pig

[iloveparc]

of corse u wuld say that shit with the protection of a keyboard and moniter, u would never say that to my face.

[tylowylo12321]

@iloveparc yea i would. give me your number and ill talk to that pig myself

[iloveparc]

502-228-4418 ask for nic

[tylowylo12321]

@iloveparc fuck the police!

[benopolly]

hahaha stoners UNITE!

[SkuLLkiDx1337]

Well tell ur dad that weed isnt even bad so get ur grubby jew controlled government outta here! ANARCHY ALL THE WAY!

[parkour442]

Lmao it gets funnier everytime!

[peoplearefat44]

15 bucks for a nic?

[01Eldar]

There he goes... homeboy f**ked an alien once.

[chafaclon]

nigga nigga nigga

[RAiNB0WW123]

Drinking Beers Beers Beers:D

[StormOfSwords]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[scorpah]

So Funny xD

MothaMotha Fuck MothaMotha Fuck Fuck....

haha =D

[LOREakaRICO]

To Jay & Silent Bob Rap ITA write: Jay & Silent Bob Fermate Hollywood_ITA_Rap Scena Iniziale

[KullmineStudios101]

Asshole cunt

[KullmineStudios101]

dick hole mother fucking cocksucker

TEEHEE

[KullmineStudios101]

TEEHE

[efil4aggin92]

nick for 15??? we get grams for that much

[01Eldar]

@efil4aggin92 Nick is about a gram

[efil4aggin92]

well down here we call half a dime nicks

[shadyback45]

smokin Whee drinkin beers)))!

[jackkkkkkkkkkkkkable]

Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

[shadyback45]

Intro for Jay!)

[easybuck95]

fuck you

[vmjful]

12 1234 noise noise noise smokin weed smokin wizz man best shit ever this is my fav movie hel ya bitch

[Swissnoob2612]

I laughed for about an hour when I saw this movie...awesome

[tharrington11]

This shit is awesome!!!

[burnabee39bernabe]

dime bag is 20 here

[CorrosiveHippie]

OMG THE MISFITS WOOT! On his jacket arm ;)

[cjmjfb]

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand .

[angrygrunt]

lol $15 for a nickel

[KawlynAhduhmz]

he said nickel bag 1.5 grams

[angrygrunt]

???

a nickel bag is $5 bucks worth of weed

[KawlynAhduhmz]

whooops, i have no idea why i was thinking nickel was worth 15 =S lmao, yeah thats only a .5 of a gram not even worth buying somehting that small. actually i think i was high when i was watching this.

[Innize]

Yeah, but he's selling to minors.. extra risk = increased price.

[angrygrunt]

didn't think of that. fair enough.

[GrinkDay182]

i know haha i cracked up

that kid got ripped off

[skwalkerdevore]

ive bought from them before....

[TheHunterzilla]

das ist so geil

[annierox101]

noish

[The47Codename]

JAY AND SILENT bob LICKING BOLLS JOCKING IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER LOVE FROM BOSNA

[russianpimp26]

what the hell is noinch??????????