Garbage Pail Kids The Movie (6 of 12)

[mikedrummonds]

Some guy: Lets make som aligator shoes.

Midget in gator costume: Yeagh.......... Noooooooo.

Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA.............Gradually degenerate into sobs.

[thespiankid2318]

I should have listened to the Nostalgia Critic.

Now, I'm emotionally scarred for life.

[emperorintellect]

All of the male actors could only find work in homo porn after this:)

[mikedrummonds]

@emperorintellect Thanks, now all i can do is picture the cum face of captain Manzini.

[TheRealThreeP]

Malice in the Palace was one of the best Shemp shorts.

[TheInkySea]

What the fuck is with the extra music in the background of the Three Stooges short? That's like the most distracting thing ever.

[billa107]

Pissing nerds? 20-year-old bullies? The movie makes no damn sense! The movie needs to make-up it's mind on what the plot is! Is it about the GPK's looking for the lost GPK's? Or about a dumbass boy and his love for a complete bitch? And why does it need to teach a lesson about ugliness like this? The kids are clearly horrendous, and they have disgusting qualities to make them even worse! Terrible movie. Just awful.

[icymama234]

@billa107 lmaoo you're so right . this movie is a terrible waste..

[95sdsd]

yup because there wearing a fucking jacket and a gay hat that means no one can see the huge fucking crocodile mouth

[becks3400]

A batch of bobble headed freaks going to the movies? Then a bar?

[iamaicarlyfan]

WTF IS THE POINT TO THIS MOVIE??

[pugluvr69]

OK i cant watch this anymore HJAHAHAH horrible movie !!

[goodguyzliez]

@pugluvr69 its an awesome movie what you talking bout kid?

[shadieztwun]

I just noticed that the painting hanging at the wall @ 1:57 is the painting of Eunice St. Clair and Torok in the movie Troll (1986). Shortly after I realized thatI have entirely to much time on my hands, and poor taste in movies.

[pinkgiggles1980]

i grew up to this crazy movie as well i love it just because i do its so oddly funny and disgusting nmaybe because when i was young it was so just way out there but what can i say i love it

[SuperBallin100]

This movie is a all time great!!! If anybody would understand this was based on a insult from the original CPK Dolls that retailed for about $100.00!!! Remember the bubble gum card stickers series topps!!!

[donny29dsm]

This movie is 24 years old.Why does everyone expect movies from the 80's to be as good as movies from today?

[dnaivnae]

@donny29dsm good point!

[donny29dsm]

@dnaivnae Thank you!The movies of today can have bullshit storylines with the attention span of people nowadays and when they're backed by millions of $ worth of special effects they squeak by somehow.In our time as kids in the 80's they had to have a good storyline cause the special effects they had could be outclassed today by a 3rd grader on his computer!

[dnaivnae]

@donny29dsm your welcome. and i couldnt agree with ye more, i mean to me the greatest movie o' all time were those o' the 80's is a toss up between Spaceballs, Police Academy and Uncle Buck.

[donny29dsm]

@dnaivnae I miss being a kid and enjoying the good old days!

[dnaivnae]

@donny29dsm same here...but thank god my 6 lil' ones keep me feelin like a wee one again.

[donny29dsm]

@dnaivnae Wow,i only have one and she's a handful.kudos on being able to handle all of them!

[dnaivnae]

@donny29dsm lolzXD lukkyXD but thnx, and guess wut: we got 2 more on the way....this time ime carryin themXD

[donny29dsm]

@dnaivnae Cool.Twins?That's what i'm afraid of is twins.My woman is a twin and there's about 6 sets of twins in our 2 families combined so it's pretty likely it'll be twins for me next time!

[dnaivnae]

@donny29dsm thnxXD aye, twins. whoaz, dude, tha's a whole lotta mulitplesXD then again in my clan we have 50 sets o' triplets, 25 twins and 3 sets o' quadsXD we Irish r fukkin fertileXD

[donny29dsm]

@dnaivnae WOW,that's a lot of multiple babies at once!I have irish blood too,along with scotish and native american from Canada so idk how furtile my bloodline is,but it's a pretty weird mix!

[dnaivnae]

@donny29dsm hehe i knowXD i dont think i's a weird mix, in fact i think i's kewelz to 'ave tha' many types in ur blood^x^

[donny29dsm]

@dnaivnae Yeah,i guess.It can't be bad cause my daughter is beautiful like her mother who's full blooded Mi'kmaq indian from Canada like my grandfather was so i guess we mixed pretty good!

[dnaivnae]

@donny29dsm whoaz, niice.

[donny29dsm]

@dnaivnae Yup.

[dnaivnae]

@donny29dsm mm

[devmoran2]

dodger is the only reason why i am watching this movie

[Domzdream]

Why in American movies, do they always screen black and white films from 80 years ago?

[DrVidalSassoon]

I love that this movie is in parts. I can only handle 6-8 minutes at a time.

[KingOfUm]

The toughest bar in the world wouldn't have the jukebox at such a reasonable level.

[reaperpwns]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINIT TO THIS MOVIE!!!!

[HEMAS13]

@reaperpwns this movie is funny as fuck what do u mean?

[JoeCoolFreeman]

@reaperpwns there is no point

[uniquemommy1984]

Yeah, like that's not noticeable, lol! Great costumes! lol

[JerFhilm]

Manzini's oddities and sweatshop.

[donny29dsm]

@JerFhilm LMFAO!

[msravenmystique]

my brother and I used to be in tears when the one in the cape tries to open the bag with his teeth....watched this movie over and over when I was 12

[TheMagmagoblin]

Tangerine has an infinite sex appeal that transcends time, fashion, and quality. I told myself I'd never love again. And then I saw the Garbage Pail Kids movie.

[sexy6vamp]

"DUMBO!" lol xD

[Thegrimm86]

when i was little i had like 5 cabbage patch kids...my dad would call the garbage pail kids...it wasnt untill recently when i went to my moms to go thru some of my old stuff that i came across them...i decide to look up garbage pail kids on google..and found out just now they had a movie....uhhhh i dont think this movie was made for kids

[progrockcoffee]

This movie makes me want to brush my teeth. And then scrub my eyes.

[sixxdegree]

i was five when i saw this, and i was always afraid that allegator would bite my toes off... just disturbing

[DamitaJo79]

why did adults think that kids would love this movie? this is horrifying. I'm only watching this because when I was 7 I went to the movies to see this but I was too scared to look at the screen. so this is my first time in 24 years that I'm trying to watch this again. I see why I was scared now. dear lord!

[skitzrb]

8:08 when the aligator is being picked up, he says "god damn". You can hear it pretty well.

[jimbrown257]

What are the odds that the Garbage Pail Kids are master 80s cloths makers and the girl the kid likes sells 80s cloths at clubs?

I bet it's really low.

[TheHairyPalms]

o my god! this movie is horrifying!! ill have nightmares for weeks?

[NYG4LIFE123]

After watching NCs review, I decided to check this out because I thought it'd be so bad its funny. No. Its not. I can not believe that this film got a theatrical release.

[bslim81]

Now while the Nostalgia Critic criticized how there are three stooges shorts in the 80's, I don't care, anything to watch than........... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............­..... Garbage Pail Kids.

[christophersmall]

This is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Nat Nerd's voice kind of sounds like the guy from 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' who's all like: "Nurse Ratchett--I want my fucking cigarettes!"

[gybe00]

3:56 why do they all look suprised?

[masterknowlege]

this is my new fav movie

[Saberwolf116]

Look at the kid's face at 2:25. He looks either constipated or sexually pleasured.

[tiarra03]

i have an alligator face...but these glasses and hat help me to blend in.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

can i haz brilliant plan?

[Indigodelta383]

why its wally and winston that go the bar its look more like greaser greg kinda place

[m00nkidz]

NERDS F T W

[xxInvaderzimemogothx]

Is it wrong to think Nat Nerd is cute?

[StephenP18]

I'm only gonna say this. What the heck do you see in him?

[70GoodGirl]

@StephenP18 yuck! I agree all I can see in him is popping his zits like bubble paper! (lol) "snap, crackle, pop"!

[bygwilly]

they look like like sam kenisons bastard children in those disguises

[TiniNormi]

I lol'd

[milofire]

@bygwilly HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

[mickmoart]

LOL! Who the Hell breaks into a movie theater to watch the Three Stooges?

[illuminatioracle]

he bought them a box of that nintendo cereal with the half mario half zelda pieces.

[sopersonictails]

3:54

[mordredt02]

Why kind of biker wears sandals?

[ElectroX24]

Foul Phil Is hilarious in the movie theater "Mommy ?" lol Steeling that guys hot dog lol

[guatenico]

the superman one looks sort of like napoliean dynamite. scary, disgusting and reallly realllly, DUMMMMMMM.

[danucciguzman]

Though nerds are meant to be intelligent.

[randomproductions97]

this isn't garbage pail kids THIS IS S*i*

[WumWip]

"how are things... below stairs?"

"Almost perfect."

Double entendre. LOL

[markwacky]

i did love this movie as a kid, every time i went to the video shop i begged to rent it, but seeing it now, its so terrible, bad acting and midgets in costume haha

[YourParaphile]

i loved this movie as a kid!

[videogamenostalgia]

alright guys, this was a movie before the nostalgia critic reviewed it. You don't all need to jump on the bitching bandwagon

[OmegaNFire]

No, videogamenostalgia, that's just a myth. Movies don't officially exist until they are reviewed by the Nostalgia Critic.

[ElThemeParker]

Was that song really necessary?

[WumWip]

hell no.

[CharlieOmfg]

carful wat u wish for u mite get it!

[MetaPunkXP]

ah words of wisdom from valerie vomit, thank u

[mzdetroitbree]

i love the garbagepailkids

[MemfoMafian]

messy tessy is hot

[bjsparntz]

I think I took her home from the bar the other night.

[kairi4evur]

Messy Tessie continues to gross me out

[ElThemeParker]

Don't they all?

[kairi4evur]

well yeah also the nerd who keeps pissing his pants

[jam2007]

Hi, Ho, Hi, Ho, This movie's gonna blow! XD

[kirbymaster5]

at first the window is on the left side of the door then it's on the right...weird

[shamwow56]

it called a goof

[rocsart]

they look like pervs when they wear the 'costumes'

[unfortunesoull]

man this movie makes me hungry for some reason...oh yeah im high =)

[odraconiandevil79]

They're mucky but helpful little f***ers aren't they HA!

[7miledopeboy]

classic i used to watch this then rewind it and watch it again

[leneyboo]

That son of a bitch bit his toe!

XD

[rocknica]

just like howard the duck!

[triplesixninja]

Howard the duck. fuck yeah! remember the part where he gets teleported to earth from duck land and he shoots through the lady duck's apartment and you get to see her duck titties while she's in the shower. what a classic.

[Justakid12]

this movie always scaared the crap outta meh when i was little lmao xD

[jacosnacks]

Oh my god I forgot all about this song!

[ppg07863]

yeah I was only 7 and never saw this movie thanks for posting I love it ;D

[jay4457]

Ali gator has a foot fedish

[jay4457]

pause this shit at 2:03...(shivers) valerie vomit looks like the dude from goonies

[o2theh]

lol your right

[jonccifuentes]

Probably the most embarrassing movie in my collection, but I loved it as a kid.

[ahiskalifazila]

nice movie

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[blondbutterfly83]

I miss this movie hee hee

[Cresantstar]

never seen this ever..

[loudan1991]

wewt!

[lilgame28]

I used to see this back in da day.

Old skool!!