HOT BATHROBE OF REDNESS

[quidnick]

my penis neck is sore. COMMENT OF INNAPROPRIATENESS!

[AnimeLuvrNat]

Where was the audience when you were in the shower?

[XxPh3nom3nalxX]

@AnimeLuvrNat Bleagghuagh. Oh sorry demolitionist. I just vomited all over your uniform.

[kissiebooashes]

How did you know I sneezed?!

[Morganator1996]

Too late...

[YorkPattie]

And thus, the birth of "TO ENTER TO WIN A T-SHIRT, LIKE AND FAVORITE MY VIDEOS, GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL"

[NOTjustHALOgamer]

T-SHIIIIRT



[Episane]

NECKASAURUS!!

[Super5k337]

his neck is sore cause his head was bobbing up and down too much ;D i knew there was a dirty joke there

[exVersatile]

I was looking at the Christmas tree

[CtcamperS]

we share the same name

[aerohawkproductions]

ah, i remember when u were coming out with new fallout videos..... good times

[Mikiblue14]

If Toby was my boyfriend I would show him off to EVERYONE ;D

[AndrewConger]

I came to the video cause of the chick in the bathrobe...I stayed cause it was Toby instead.

[PuffBunny1]

Tiny flying penises that seek masculine men have been in LA recently, they intend to harvest some masculinity for injection into people of lesser masculinity. How they fly is unknown, however, it does explain your sore neck.

[kratosXraine]

69 thousand veiws

that's why your neck hurts Toby.

-shot for commenting on a vlog thats like 8 months old.)

[zedo28]

Here it all started... T-shirt madness started from here...

[camo126]

the red part of the rate bar is the size of justin biebers dick

[OTULP1993]

@camo126 That's original.

[naranord]

This video, is the highest rated Toby Turner video. LOL :D

[fagoogaliegirl]

1st OFFICIAL SHIRT GIVEAWAY (therefore starting the fast-talking annotatingness that gets him so many likes and comments)

[ChoskarChulian]

Why does this have so many Ratings?? 0_0

Somebody please answer. :]

[PrancingZonkeys]

@ChoskarChulian because people like him, are u stupid

[ChoskarChulian]

@PrancingZonkeys

No, you little Fuck.

The like to view Ratio is absulety insane.

Before you Reply, remember I´ll Ignore.

Have a Bad Day.

[PrancingZonkeys]

@ChoskarChulian Get some friends you piece of shit its like one person that views this likes or dislikes, yes your a fucking retard and dont reply because you know your a flamer

[jonasjccchristensen]

Why only 68.375 views?

[SuperAirsoft117]

T-shirt?



[ben10TG]

THIS ROCKZZ!!!!

[EKisawesome1]

18 people's roofs were burnt

[jurrell4]

donkey punched...

[jurrell4]

donkey punched...



[BaileyysChannel]

I watched this on my birthday, I turned 12~ :D

[TheHeyItsMe333]

ooooooh can i hav a shirt then

i live in england so i was scared u wouldnt b able 2 send it

oh wait if u send 1 to me then my mums guna destroy the top

yer my mum h8s toby i no stupid right

[xolinegamersrulex]

damn ur epic.

[OddlyMaison]

TOP RATINGS!

[quangdo122]

i like how almost every video in the beginning hes like " Audience? au..au. audience what are you doing..." haha

[eleanora95]

yes for being the 10001st liker.

if thats gramatically correct... i'm unsure.

[TobiCoyote]

15 People hurt their neck.

[xLisaCx]

My eye literally spazzed up when I saw the blue christmas lights :L

[emilythestrange151]

I never bathe!

[ftlPhysicsGuy]

FINALLY--first t-shirt give-away. Almost out of firsts for the current set of TobyTurner Lazy Vlog Standards. Guess I still have to see the first T-shirt winner announcement.

[dorkfishtada]

hi toby... i love you!!!!! r u single?

[BaileyysChannel]

@dorkfishtada Nah he's with I justine

[colexx]

I love how you just talk to yourself and laugh :] x 

[daniroxx99]

you've been sucking dick for too long

[JaxenCupid]

i <3 tobyyyyyyy!

[EleMirandAlterkill10]

Intro of Darkness Then Redness then Whhhhhhiteness

Outro of Im gonna go play assassins creed now

Darksideness

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[iiSwedeKid]

Do you have ADD?

[mxzsimzkh20]

i have one but i cant say it to you toby, xD

[McGreenDayGirl]

lol wtf is he talking about???

[blessurface]

why does Toby have a dislike button

[dragondook]

@blessurface you have the same ammount of thumbs as this video has dislikes >.> ITS A CONSPIRACY!

[nerdyxpanda]

I say Jesus looks like the kfc guy ^_^

[NerdyHomosapian]

He had us pinned against the wall xP -3

[TheNinjaBear1]

Dear Toby,

My brother thinks you are retarded and have the attention span of a squirrel i have defended you ever since i saw your first video. I suggested to my friends to watch your videos and now literally 37 people at my school now watch your videos

Thank you for reading my comment, Sincerely TheNinjaBear1.

[SuperShufflepro]

could u plzz send me a t shirt mainly cause i love ur remixes and also ur asasins creed song plz like this so my coment stays up the top ty :)

[TURTLEpowerYEAH]

Your neck hurts to much because i am a doctor. I know. All. Stop giving men oral sex. Sheesh, I also found why your throat feels clogged.

[Spikes0301]

14 people dont have lives... -_-

[AndrewJohn1995]

@Spikes0301 Wait, the ones who thumbs up SAKdabest or the ones who disliked the video >>

[slister006]

@AndrewJohn1995 haha

[laurenkiki]

@slister006 u...u never awnsered his question :o

[slister006]

@laurenkiki yeah i couldnt think which was better

[laurenkiki]

@slister006 lolz i kno how u feel :b

[GabbeyG]

i can only think of two ways to get a sore neck, whip lash and the other is bl-... something extremely dirty ;) lol

[tentenhyuga19]

Yay! My like made number 9,780, i have no idea why im so proud of that

[AnarchyClubUnited]

HEyyyy cmon i need a TEE man lol

[demisewolf111]

I have an absolutely awful reason your neck is sore, but I won't say it because it's disgustingly dirty. More dirty than anyone else has come up with so far anyway. :P

[Iamthesouljacow]

5567 comments and 9766 likes :D

[ZombieKilla46]

your neck hurts because you tilt your head toward the audience in all the vids

[jamiespartan96]

The elves are going to break your knees because they are evil!!!! :-) lol

[Moonpath74]

I want a Tobuscus shirt so bad! :D

[awesomepossumdude]

Toby Send me a T-shirt to Hong Kong!!!

[awesomeness4044]

*Gasp!*  MORE!

[Mathman200]

I got mym your neck hurts because ur mom needed some work, I cant wait for those children..... JK JK!!! =D

[Mathman200]

I got one, your neck hurts because ur mom needed some work, I cant wait for those children..... JK JK!!! =D

[dustinginer69]

@SAKdabest i believe theyre called slow blows lol

[Calvinyourface]

WHITE-NESS... a little racist to zoom on your face but I can never not love you but I know that that is a double negative and maybe a little gay but I don't care because run-on sentences are awesome and I love it when people say words twice and it remains grammatically correct like that that and had had, any way bless YOUR face and I can't think of a dirty joke because my brain is incapable.

[02norcottg]

@Calvinyourface

yes racist hahahahaha.... oh god.

i forgot about the elves!!!!!!

[MrLuigixoxo]

what the BOOP that neads to be on a t shirt

[KwomMasbag]

Is it too late for the contest? Did I miss it? Darn you Toby for posting so many videos that I can't keep up! At least it's far better than not enough videos, though... *strokes goatee*

[magicdoors]

You just put a smile on my face, dammit ;)

[sofluid]

I need a t-shirt to wear to all my Christmas dinners i have to go to!! lol

[prinnychick]

kneck pain = fellatio

i'm sadly behind on my daily toby joy which makes me sad

um...i love you and i have ONE toby shirt...i NEED two...hundred...you could help me on that journey

[spaceoo]

If you give me a free shirt i'll give you an intro of *drum rolls* lobsterness!

[treehuggrrerr]

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!! *jumps up and down waving hands in air* PICK ME! PICK ME!! i want a Toby turner t-shirt!

i just realized that tobyturnert-shirt could be a tongue twister... say it ten time fast!!

[treehuggrrerr]

every time you go outside (atleast since it's been cold where i live) i go 'what is he doing?! where is his coat?! doesnt he know theres snow on the ground!!!!???' and then i realized you dont get snow in Florida.... (lame)

[Tobyturnerfan1]

Can i get a t-shirt just beacouse i want some more awsomenes :P

[cookieleib1]

Tshirt tshirt tshirt dude if it's from you I would take a used tissue

[flykiddy22]

dododododododododo Gimme a freakadoodle shirt!!!

P.S that is the correct amount of do's, a lot of work went into this comment. Chow

[tuberNo1]

@flykiddy22 dodo! hehe....

[lordtube3214]

boop!

[smexiturkey]

Imagine watching Toby vlogging from a distance. :0

[assassinamy]

i need a tobuscus shirt to keep me warm in the winter with fond memories of your videos. eh? ;D

[GreenDragon089]

need a tobuscus shirt!!!!!For christmas :) lol

[whydizz]

like. check. comment check. shirt... waiting.

[XXNEEDLERXX11]

assassins creed is da BOMB!!!!

[Truck13Driver]

CDSlik can't spell please or silk, I shouldn't find that funny.

[got2lovethenoob]

type, type thinking.. can i have a shirt?

[CDSlik]

shirt plese!!

[joshyleeuk]

tshirt worthy comment here.

[skirmisher54]

One more comment, And sorry about covering ur comment page, i just wanna give my friend cooper a good christmas gift cuz he asked for a tobuscus shirt. I DONT HAVE A CREDIT CARD -.-

[skirmisher54]

I wrote a song while commenting on this video. called No life

"I have no liiiffee" "WOOOOO"

[skirmisher54]

Ten people DONT go into the blue unknown

[skirmisher54]

What are you doing wearing a bathrobe??? WTF

[skirmisher54]

Ive heard the beginning of this video about 50 times....

[skirmisher54]

Hmm... Go to Europe or Preform Your Bioshock Literal for my talent show in January... Yeah i kno which one

[skirmisher54]

Skirmisher comments, til Im satisfied

[skirmisher54]

Toby does it...with his mouth

[skirmisher54]

After this i tihnk i'll finish your commentary on Assassains creed Brotherhood.

[skirmisher54]

Another night begins another time to Coment 50 times :D begin to read pointless comments Mr Turner. Ur like that guy from Fairy oddparents

[askmnr]

If you're still giving out shirts I would love one! large please!

[Sievers34]

@SoccerChick3829 I'm gonna thumbs up this...but I still can't figure out why....

[Mikeman21121993]

I'd love a shirt for my birthday please Tobuscus ^_^

[xGoodvibez]

'my necks sore' ..... thats what she said

[didid0000]

give me a freakin' shirt

[InevitableLost]

Look there's more!!! lol :D

[Qwaszxa3]

I would like a T-Shirt because i have no clothes at the moment... im naked... think about THAT!

[NkSaunders]

I will spread the love of Tobuscus all over Washington State's face baby! But only if I get a Tobuscus shirt.

[McCawPenisJab]

Ha ha, people these days... @1995Dingleberry @skirmisher54

[1995Dingleberry]

Skimisher54 seriously

[skirmisher54]

So im going to stop annoying you, But i hope these tedious comments have persuaded u to give me a shirt for christmas! Thx Toby! Da ba do do da ba do da do Re-ply!

[skirmisher54]

The last time i loved someone on Youtube, they killed themselves. Because i comment 2 much on their vids :D. Thats why RWJ hasnt had a vid in a year!? Just Kiddin

[skirmisher54]

Also im tired of typing these picasso Words because i am commenting too much. It gets old... BUT TOBUSCUS IS WORTH IT!

[skirmisher54]

Im beginning to wonder if you are going to see these. But i am bored so this is FUN. Thanks for endless entertainment

[skirmisher54]

And now as I type this the elves with bats are playing baseball with my head... That wont work though see, MY HEAD IS HOLLOW!

[skirmisher54]

You know if You just send me a message telling me im a fail that would be cool but i would like A SHIRT! :D

[skirmisher54]

^If you look up you should see a ceiling. Unless Your a person who sits outside on his/her laptop. Then you should see teh SKY!?

[skirmisher54]

I bet youtube thinks im a spammer... But i dont like spam... Although i do love ham? i guess im a Hammer... But i hate tools?

[skirmisher54]

Prepare to be spammed in your Mailbox :D

[skirmisher54]

Toby Turner is amazing!

[skirmisher54]

The best part is that Im putting little messages into these comments... Kinda like a message in a bottle. I might need 50 drunks for all the bottles i need... >.<

[skirmisher54]

I bet u think im a fail?? Its okay, only a fail would waste his time commenting to get a shirt...

[skirmisher54]

Well i guess if im gonna waste ur time i might as well say all my friends LOVE ur show at school Toby!

[skirmisher54]

Can u tell i really want this shirt??

[skirmisher54]

CANI HAZ SHIRT PLS

[skirmisher54]

shirt pls??? Im going to comment ALOT

[skirmisher54]

shirt pls??? Im going to comment ALOT

[alathil22FTW]

SHIRT ME BROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[MusicalSilenced]

are there more likes than comments?

weird. i want shirt!

[darklily10]

I liked the video may I please have a tobuscus shirt!!! You're awesome!!!

[scheelparker]

no its not that ur talking about shirts... uve been playing farmville havnt u.. be carefull it pushes ur creativity BACKWARDS

[davidben121]

way to go. talking to the door is sweet!!!!

[Sievers34]

Mr. Tobuscus....send me a shirt for Christmas, and I promise to take pictures of myself telling your tales in bars across southern Indiana. Then the drunks will go home and subscribe to you...or watch Lady Gaga...cause they're drunk.....

[ajdinodoc]

i definitly want a tobuscus shirt

[ieafTea]

I would like a sh---HOLY CRAP A MAN EATTIN GRAFFIE.

[xXxRiclixXx]

Where can you buy a Tobuscus shirt? I will totally buy it...

[reevesj3]

T-Shirt dont mind if I did.. men's XXL thanks and thanks

[pattyoblock94]

waking up at four is nothing. sometimes I have to get up at 2:30 and deliver papers. it sucks. then I have to go to school.

A tobuscus shirt would be nice

[Sievers34]

Tobuscus rambling FTW....

[exoduskid101]

AAAHH NOOO

[G66daisukiD66]

I would love to have a tobuscus shirt!

[MaddieHS23]

your neck hurts from looking down at all the elves.... i want wturquoise

[MaddieHS23]

nomnomnom tobuscus shirt. i need one or i will explode..... ten people hate happiness. why was there a hello kitty sticker on your house?

[tyb4]

BOOP

[JoshyWoshyYoshiMusic]

i want that shirt.

i'll sing a song for you if you give me one. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

[JoshyWoshyYoshiMusic]

i want this shirt O_O

i'll sing a sog for you if you give me one. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

[lukedarrow]

10000/5

[Stephanie012697]

Toby Turner The Awesome Youtuber

(To the tune of frosty the snowman)

Toby Turner is an awesome youtuber

with his heelys and a coffee mug

and his his games he'll always plug (in)

His main channel

has great videos every week

and his funny dialog on his lazy Vlog

And his game comentary!!!!!

Love You!!!!!!

[mw2addict54]

I love the vids keep it up

[MiniPhilly]

Hello Kitty made your neck sore.

[hilzuncd13]

ily

[cdcooke121]

You are awesome please don't stop with the awesomeness have a merry Christmas from me all the way in australia I look forward to seeing your next clip. :)

[EmotionlessBlue]

10 people do not like dirty neck jokes it seems :/

I would loovve a Tobuscus shirt! I would wear it all the time and praise yer awesomeness to all that would hear me xD haha

[bloodelfman1415]

*comment*

[suzuke352]

is that x-mas lights? : \

[mylexiuss]

hmmmm i'm bored so i'm gunna enter the competition so can i have a t-shirt lyl xxxx