Pink - U + Ur Hand [Lyrics]

[MinitureBuzz]

I DON'T LIKE THE BACKGROUND

[ThePedroOuro]

Damn I just went all crazy with this song. WOOOOO

[JordanASaurisRex]

I was little and used to sing this song. Now I understand the meaning of U+Ur Hand. OhGawd.

[merchelittlemonster]

@JordanASaurisRex Oh same ><

[helkiethree]

P!nk iz A.W.E.S.O.M.E. !!!!!!!!

[redbull1259]

teehee hand lol

[bcrhiaadn1]

my hand doesn't care where it goes :3 thats why its boss

[BekkaBear33]

I failed. I just understood what this song meant 3 weeks ago xD

[PurplePenguinCutie]

@purple1mya

LOL, laughed so hard, thumbed up your comment x

[PurplePenguinCutie]

Me and my cousin used to do this weird excersise to this- LOL!!!!

[dedesoulful]

LOL to the max ;0

[purple1mya]

pink puts me in a rebel mood, im going to make ME some CEREAL but put the MILK in FIRST!

[lostgal1]

@purple1mya you are such a rebel...........lol

[DBug1996]

@purple1mya Wow dats too funny lmao!

[Ceag840]

@purple1mya

YOU ANIMAL!!!

XD

[EndlessDreams73]

This song makes me feel like a rebel. Hehe;)

[darkangel12308]

so my theme song when i go to a party!

[Gilliangilgil]

US VIRGOS ROCK !

[MsCosmo17]

Pink-queen....great song,it's one off my favorite!!!:D

[moegem526]

pink rocks. she makes everything and anything beautiful. even though it can be kind of disgusting. <3 you p!nk.

[MrDenySas]

Like if you are listening to ....... SHUT THE HELL UP!!..and listen to music!!

[bheny3]

COOL

[kayleighcolfer]

This is one of my all time favorite songs.

[cocopuffsBS72]

I should really dedicate this song to him -.-

[PirateKame]

@cocopuffsBS72

Go For It!

[missstripedsocks]

If you aren't old enough to understand the meaning of this song you should probably be listening to Hannah Montana.

[peacelover722]

@missstripedsocks na shes a whore go with disney channel

[xx3HelloKittyxx3]

Hahaha! I was reading the liked comment about 2012 and there's a problem... The world is supposed to end the day right before my bday. :o LMFAO!

[KittyIvie]

XD i never relized it said dick head XD thats awesome

[heyitsamylouise]

this has to be one of the best song of hers, or ever! i miss her so much:'( just casually raping the replay button in 2012, luvin life.

[CamThePuppy]

She's so badass xD

[juicyjoe97]

Remember guys, not every girl is a ho, so dont be a sleazebag and touch every female being you see, I think this is what this song is about :\

[hainesrla29]

wasn't this just released

[mrsraddliffe]

its about that guys always go to partys looking to get girls to sleep with them she's saying "fuck you, and go fuck yourself" at least that's what i thnk

[poorpeon]

@mrsraddliffe

Basically

[hzlblu2]

@BamItzCharlotte I'm listening to this in 2012...... but I still disliked your comment.

[4hoyy]

@BamItzCharlotte thumbwhore

[BamItzCharlotte]

@4hoyy At least im not a real whore like you! thank you for wasting your time on me by the way makes me feel soo special <3

[4hoyy]

@BamItzCharlotte me? a real whore? your moms one. you must have a really low life 

[EveKirky]

@4hoyy Lol 'thumbwhore' - that's hilarious!!:L

[BamItzCharlotte]

@4hoyy actually my mum is away fighting in Iraq so you can shut your face your the one with the low-life i only posted that because i saw other people do it! okay so thanks for wasting your time on me again xx

[MineshaftProductions]

@4hoyy bitch

[4hoyy]

@MineshaftProductions You're sending me hate from the internet.. lol was that supposed to offend me?

[MineshaftProductions]

@4hoyy doesnt matter when it was posted dude just matters when yur listening to it.

[4hoyy]

@MineshaftProductions wat. i didn't say it did matter when it was posted though? and no it doesn't matter when you're listening to it plus there's no need to comment about it is what i meant.

[EmilyOnDrugs]

@BamItzCharlotte seriosly this video was posted in 2008 and the top comment was made in 2012

[SnorkiePorkie]

@BamItzCharlotte nooo obviously I'm listening to this in 1948, what made you rhink I was listening in 2012?

[blanqtafierce]

@BamItzCharlotte No I'm listening in 300 BC with my iStone bitch

[SuperCoolAri]

I have officialy commited rape to the replay button

[amandadankness6]

ha i remember when this came out i had no idea what it meant but now i do lol and i like this song even more

[TrapusKatapult]

Dedicated to an asshole from the bottom of my heart :)

[BeautifulXDreamer94]

Oh, common I got it when I read the title of the song, even before I heard it.

[kylabarlow]

oooooh I finally get it. Haha. I feel retarded. :0

[BunnysiEat]

im 18 and i still dont understand. -.-

[EndlessDreams73]

Does anybody else wish they could relate to this? xD

[klemenapk]

Rofl xD just hited me xDD U+ur hand ;))

[sbrevolver15]

Only pink can sing about a date with rosie palms

without being crude

[unitspecimen6]

Great song. But when this came on in the car on the radio my 7 yr old sister asked what she (pink) meant by saying it's just u and ur hand tonight. I was like uhhhh... When ur younger. End of that conversation

[poorpeon]

u+ur hand...lolz XD

[109spidermonkey13]

is it just me or this is made in paint?

EPIC

[thequeenofnarwaffles]

seriously. a 11 year old can know that. anyone who says differenty is old fashioned

[partydiamondbarbie10]

omg! had no idea wat this song meant..but i got it now

[PurplePineapples123]

Oh, my God. Don't you guys get it?

This song is about a girl going out to a bar, feeling, and looking, really nice.

This guy is hitting on her and she obviously doesn't want to go home and have sex with him.

So when she's saying "It's just you and your hand tonight.", she's saying he's just gonna have sex with his hand instead of her.

Come on, guys. I'm eleven and I get it.

[kaylajeangarza]

@PurplePineapples123 If you're eleven.. You shouldn't get it.

[SilverOwl13]

@PurplePineapples123 Wooow......eleven year-olds know waaaaaay too much these days.........

[PurplePineapples123]

@SilverOwl13 Clearly not, because it seems everyone else is confused about this song means. :\

[TheBERNADETTEChannel]

How old are you people? You seriously don't get the concept of masturbation?!

[jjessicawoolum]

@TheBERNADETTEChannel bahahaha, way to be blunt about it.  Love it.

[DivineVevo666]

@TheBERNADETTEChannel i love masturbating come here and masturbate me now!

[TheBERNADETTEChannel]

@DivineVevo666 Hey kid. I can tell from your comment that you're very young so here's a tip for you from someone older and wiser: No. Just no. Saying that shit is just not attractive to anyone. Ok? Now go do your homework or something.

[DivineVevo666]

@TheBERNADETTEChannel I am 20 .... but thanks for the reply (lool)

[TheBERNADETTEChannel]

@DivineVevo666 In which case, you really need to start acting like it. Start by learning how to use basic grammar and punctuation. Have a nice day.

[DivineVevo666]

@TheBERNADETTEChannel Firstable , English is not my first language, and you should know that by now, (i guess you're the one acting like a child here) , AND i really tho you were a man, wich is way i made a FUCKIN joke, coz I AM GAY Honey, so quit acting like a stupid bitch wannabe child coz you are nothing but a looser addicted to youtube FAT pink fan.

Now get a life ♥

[TheBERNADETTEChannel]

@DivineVevo666 Don't stop learning English - you've got a long way to go. And your "jokes" are almost as bad as your language skills. Lastly, why does being gay give you the right to be a cunt? Why does it factor into this at all? Now one more time, have a nice day. You're going to be ignored from now on.

[DivineVevo666]

@TheBERNADETTEChannel Actually i went to many english schools to test my english, and they say i am almost fluently i just need to get my grammar correct, and as long as you're not an ENGLISH TEACHER you should stay quiet, And i don't care if a old disgusting lady don't understand young ppl jokes, probably you are just another sad depressive stupid old hag.

[frodoshoney2]

only she could make a song about masterbation work lol

[SammixItachiUchihaXD]

U +Ur Hand means the dude wants uh..sex and is only gonna get it from his hand (masturbation)

Hope this helps :D!

[rainiebow89]

@SammixItachiUchihaXD got it (i think)

[IngridKaminski]

for the brazilian girls that song means a lot

[firestar9911]

lol i figured out what it means [2 days later... i win :3] ._.

[iikszdee]

104 people .. idiot -.-'

[laxhoeforlifee]

HHAHAHAHA I GET IT NOW (3 years later...)

[brithazel06]

Y'all r kiddin right? U don't friggin get it?? Wooow

[firestar9911]

i love the song! [ still don't get what it means. dang it >_< ]

[TheDaphneFaye]

I still dont get it

[TheRandomShay]

I was 7 when I heard this, and now, at 13, (and being the overly dirty-minded person I am--THANKS YOU GUYS) I figured out what "you and your hand" stands for... O_O

[poorpeon]

@TheRandomShay

I know right...

[0jessicajones0]

i finally get what she means by 'you and your hand'...wow...

[Awayze]

Who wouldn't want to fuck Pink

[Ellieeeexxxxx]

The fact dident know what this song ment until about 1 year ago...:3

[KRAUTKICKER]

hey, my hand doesn't have PMS.

but it doesn't make sandwiches though...lol

[EiRhNaKi1994]

Just perfect!P!nk we love ya...

[pctcobras1]

this song relates to me sooo much.

[usernameinvalid008]

top comments are the SAME >.>

[21vikija]

love this song, love P!nk

[BBgun738]

can oyu please make a lyric video for Pink's song "Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)?

[Safiye96]

Met a lot of dick heads this year... rejected all.



[XoCristinaLP]

@Safiye96 i met one, rejected him at first, and then I didn't...

[Safiye96]

@XoCristinaLP Hopefully that went well for you... :)

[XoCristinaLP]

@Safiye96 very well actually

[Wolfgirl828]

AWESOME!!

[nalexander12]

I like this song way to go :))

[chickflic7]

wait , what?! What does it mean ? seriously wat does it mean?!! Is it just me or what?

[Xatalla]

@chickflic7

She's talking to a guy and telling him that she's not going to sleep with him :3 /so, he's alone....

[Bandgeekk96]

I had no idea what this song meant, but now I do. And I get it. It's such a good song!!!!

[lowerbroughtonroks]

@chickflic7 A guy wants to sleep with her but she's doesn't so he ends up all alone... With his hand...

[ClaudiaBecca]

when i was younger i used to sing this all the time but now im older i finally relise what its actually means! XD

[Caraa97]

I just realized how innocent I was when I was younger...

[TheEvilseal]

how can you not know what this song is about? its not that complicated well unless you like 7

[lalalalucius]

@TheEvilseal It'sYoutube. Most of the commenters here are 12 or younger.

[Kia4EmoPincess]

ohh shitt lol she means......O.O



[MsLovingDeath]

3 when I first heard this, I had no idea what it meant and I just liked the beat(: Now I get it, and it means so much more to me :)

[Boddahism]

@MsLovingDeath I wrote this song after writing Darling Nikki for Prince's Purple Rain album in '83.

[DivineVevo666]

@MsLovingDeath THIS SONG ISN'T THAT OLD..

[wolfloverSTJ]

@DivineVevo666 this was posted 2008 its almost 2012....hmm...... correct me if im wrong but 4 years is kinda a long time T-T

[MsLovingDeath]

@DivineVevo666 I didn't say it was old, did I? Smart ass.

[DivineVevo666]

@MsLovingDeath You watch how you speak with me your little shit, you said '3 WHEN I FIRST HEARD DIS SONG, and i tho you was like 18 or more, so i said, this song isn't that old.

[Monjaru]

@DivineVevo666: It's well over 5 years old, dude. This song was released in August of '06.

[MomocoGOTT]

@DivineVevo666 Pfff...chill dude, chill. And go learn some grammar, SMART ASS. :D

[MsLovingDeath]

@DivineVevo666 Honey, I don't need to watch how I speak. I have no respect for people who start shit for no reason. And I could have heard this song for the first time a month ago, you wouldn't know.

To be honest I heard it about 3 years ago, but yet, my age has NOTHING to do with that. I could have been like 32 when I heard this song, and the meaning didn't dawn on me.

Age has no reflection on when I heard this song.

So quit starting shit with no information.

KayThanksBye.

[EndlessDreams73]

@MsLovingDeath how old are you?

[MsLovingDeath]

@EndlessDreams73 That's not really any of your business.

[demonica481]

i love this vid, it isnt boring like about every other one

[rsmvnub70]

Yeah, _ _ _ _, I'm not your little toy to break. You know who you are :3

[JosipOnDeck]

dats fucked up pink.

[annebabii4life]

wat album is this song ??...(:

[hpfan10016]

@annebabii4life I'm Not Dead

[annebabii4life]

@hpfan10016 thanx !!!

[Emma0721721]

@annebabii4life It's on her 'I'm Not Dead' album from 2006 :)

[annebabii4life]

i love this song !

[dragongirl1501]

U + Ur hand?

*friend explains*

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????

[monsenieves]

@dragongirl1501 i dnt get it

[ToriGirl002]

she sounds really pissed off during the song..hahah

[WTFMusicPerson]

Could you make a vid of the song porn star dancing by my darkest days? None of the current versions support views by I pod but your vids do :)

[xThisismylife13x]

@WTFMusicPerson I know that song is it wrong for a girl to like that song?

[WTFMusicPerson]

@xThisismylife13x uh no cause I'm a girl too wtf about my name makes people think I'm a f*cking dude!

[MillieSoccer737]

@Serenityrockstar I thought the same thing:)

[Serenityrockstar]

Why did i used to think this way by Kelly Clarkson

[aa66111]

@Serenityrockstar same! i thougth it was kelly clarkson 2! Is this like Pink's adaptation of her song...? nah probably not

[matheusrockstar101]

i am listening this in 2011

[TorresChelseaBiH]

@matheusrockstar101 Really? I didn't know. I thought it's 1963 -.-

[TheSolSnake]

@matheusrockstar101 dumb shit ;)

[matheusrockstar101]

@TheSolSnake  ohhh bitch shut up haha

[sexygirls112233]

@matheusrockstar101 douche



[matheusrockstar101]

@sexygirls112233 ?????????

[ninjaluv777]

luv da song nothin u can do with it suckers lol jk but rly luve da song

[Zaya512]

Only P!nk get away with a song telling a guy to literally go f*ck himself AND to have it be as big of a hit as it is AND have it be such a hit.

[xtoriisaninjax]

I think i broke the replay button *-*

[SunStar515]

@xtoriisaninjax its okay ill fix it so you can listen to it some more ;D

[MaRissa4404228]

Oh... Oh gawd... Now I know what she means by "just you and your hand tonight" ... Woo o.e

[kanami78]

I was really young when I first listened to this song. I always wondered what she meant by " just you and your hand tonight".... now that I'm older, it's so obvious at what she meant xD good job young me.

[KaseySuzanne]

So the other day my friends and I were talking about mastribation (er however you spell it... Don't ask why) and then my friend was like "Have you ever really listened to the lyrics to U+Ur Hand by Pink?" And then I thought about it for a second and I was like WHAAAOOOO,

[thebtvsnerd]

I used to always listen to this song....and now I get what it means. AWKWARD.

[3211twilightgirl]

@thebtvsnerd W-what does it mean? O-O

[xifucckinstarwars]

@thebtvsnerd what does it mean ?

[luckyme133]

@xifucckinstarwars Umm what she is saying is that she wont go home with him to do it so she is saying you can go home without me and do it with your self when i say do it that means sex

[chaotickittie03]

@xifucckinstarwars The other response was a mess. It's about guys hitting on girls in bars, when they just don't feel like having some douche all over them. U + Ur Hand means he'll just masturbate tonight, because she is not going to have sex with him.

[xifucckinstarwars]

@chaotickittie03 haha yeah i kinda thought about him masturbating, but wasnt so sure.

[iloveoreos15]

@thebtvsnerd Omg nooooo!!! Dont tell me that. lol.

[CrazyKokohehe]

I love this song, I am a 13 year old boy. I think it simply means that she doesn't like this guy, but he pretty much won't leave her alone. She wants too have fun, and not settle down yet. U+ur hand means masterbating by the way.

[Roseanna200]

This song is so Pervy but awesome!!!!!!!!