Gnooze 11-07-07 Michael Mukasey Bush Veto eight arms girl

[h666a]

Wow, very beautiful and actractive girl, funny to, I like her very much :(

[getmesomeonenew]

she is a kid you bitch...... God forbid if your kids were born with a deformity how would you feel then. You americans are all ignorant racist bastards!!!!

[Sarahon06]

I'd say she is making fun of the reaction of the viewers, not the child. Chill the fuck out.

[getmesomeonenew]

I do not see any humour in it. I still maintain my view.

[getmesomeonenew]

I do not see any humour in it. I still maintain my view.

[fuaijie]

wow, that's pretty racist of you to assume all americans found her deformity funny. I found her beautiful.

[lopri48]

OTTIMO RAGAZZA!

[AngryRam]

IT would be awesome if you tried to immitate bush's laugh as well. like john stewart does.

[mysticheat]

this sux........ leave the news to someone with talent!!! fox is better than this....

[Larryk12308]

Can u believe it?

Congress can't stop our occupation of Iraq

or get better health for children,

but a water projects bill? THAT they can override!  And people wonder why I vote

for alternative parties! (SIGH!)

Meanwhile you gotta wonder what the mother

did to cause a crazy birth defect like that.

Maybe there's something up w/ their water supply.

[conspiracy777]

I honestly didn't see your comments about the girl as "making fun of her defect". Rather I saw it as you making fun of the way others exploit the issue. Maybe we're both just sick in the head though ..... maybe ....

[hooverdog1957]

You are brilliant!

[jignachhatbar]

You should thank God that you are born normal. Making fun of someone's physical or mental incapabilities is not done. Get a real job.

[musique55]

thank you!

[phosgene2]

i liked the irony in how you depicted the interrogating, er, questioning of the (real) a.g. nominee. and the rainy day line was mega lulz.

[MBRHIndustries]

veto overrided. whats with george flexing his veto skills lately, hes getting end of term cocky. we may have that rainy day sooner than expected.

[sLeepPastNooN]

Bush is against water projects, when it's not for torture! =)

[RiddleSpider]

You have a hater. Imagine that, someone cute, funny, smart and succesful....hmmm. Hopefully your thumb's down hater will grow up. ;) Keep on with the Gnews!

[omovies]

jokertim777 es muy sensitivo. Nice work guys!

[jokertim777]

Usually like your stuff, but not this one. Can't get behind you jumping on the "freak show" bandwagon and exploiting the unfortunate circumstances of birth defects. Not usually uptight about humor, but this just doesn't seem right. It pretty clear that people don't give a damn for that little girl. Plain heartless.

[gnooze]

Sorry to have offended. I was just intending to make light of the most common reaction I overhead to her plight.

I was happy to learn this morning the surgery was a huge success and doctors say she will lead a reasonably normal life now.

I hope you'll give us another chance. Thanks for your thoughtful comment.

[jokertim777]

Of course I'll give you another chance. I've never thought "one strike and you're out" was a good policy. All is forgiven.

[Northern5tar]

"Not usually uptight about humor"

Good. Thats the general idea. Keep it up.

[photofu]

our god has come...i am saved(dancing now)...thanx...

[russianracehorse]

"a rainy day...in Iran." Genius! LOL

[gnooze]

Sweet! I was hoping someone would catch that! :D

[Northern5tar]

So extra limbs and you get god-status in India. I've got a third nipple, would that count?

[gnooze]

Is there a three-nippled Hindu god?

I never thought I would type "three-nippled."

[Northern5tar]

You can type "freak" for short. lol

Great stuff Marta!

[Howitzer190]

god i'm just a gnooze fan right now lolz

[gnooze]

Hooray! I'm happy you like it!

[Dae617]

HAHA!!! I like todays Snooze. Don't get me wrong, I like Snooze everyday but today for some reason was funny... As usual Marta, GREAT JOB!!!

Dae Dae

[gnooze]

Thanks Dae Dae! Nice of you to say!

[nocafeine]

Marta, do you really come up with all this yourself? I mean I don't really care... but it would just make you double awesome if you wrote this yourself... and you are triple awesome if you come up with it on the fly... you know what... forget all that.... you are already more awesome than awesome... you're the best Marta.

[gnooze]

I write all the "serious" stuff myself and improv all the rest. I usually receive feedback and guidance from my producer/editor. Helps to wrangle the random.

Thanks for the super nice comment!

[RiddleSpider]

Did you see the latest about the YouTube shootings? That boy who killed a bunch of people in a school. UGH!!!!

[gnooze]

Just awful. :(

[livelifealwaystoo]

You are looking very gprofessional today. Have you ever gthought about a gsevere gbun? Much more gprofessional. GYours in the struggle-

[gnooze]

Too much hair!

[johnnymoondog]

Very sad about the poor little girl.

[gnooze]

The surgery was a success!

[ujdo]

People are having fun with this child's situation. Remember she had a sister that that belongs to those arms and legs that didn't suvive. If she wasn't born at this time in history, she wouldn't survive either. Not a goddess, just a surviving twin girl. A twins perspective.

[gnooze]

Sad about her twin, it's true. But the surgery was a success and I'm sure her parents are overjoyed that she's survived and will now live a reasonably normal life.

[ujdo]

Fantastic! :)

[HarleyDrider]

Looking great as ever Marta!!!

Trauma

[gnooze]

Thanks Trauma!

[wasy35]

oh i just got to work and we all laughed at the eight arm baby...its our new jesus here, we are going to worship it, really we downloaded a photo of it..new poster...

[gnooze]

That is fantastic! Hahahahaha.

[wasy35]

torture is evil...as opposed to you, you are sweet...i think?

[gnooze]

Yes, I am! I want to write a book someday called "What's So Wrong with Just Being Nice?"

[popsuckits]

"I like jetski's does that count" I'm still laughing...Marta you are truly talented...

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. Thank you. :)

[goobersayshey]

Thanks Marta!

Koala Attorney general is awesome, except for the uncanny resemblance to my mother in law...

Notice how no one is against SNOW BOARDING. Let me tell you, THAT should be outlawed. I tried it once and the next day my butt looked like a map of the break-away russian republics. "Ve must get moose and squirrel - Oh my GOd - Natasha - Vat is dat thing?!"

(I like jetskis - does that count? - LOL).

[gnooze]

Your mother-in-law should get a wax. Yikes.

And snowboarding certainly seems tortuous to me. Brrrr.

[mike8494]

I love pork rings and koalas are cool too good new about the kids with 4 arms and 4 legs. great news as always Marta Thanks. :-D Mike..

[gnooze]

Hahaha! Thanks Mike! Have a great day. :)

[Zarbod]

I think there's nothing wrong with boogie boarding. Anyway, I'd like to see more of Octogirl. I think she might be able to grow up and be a good challenge for Spiderman.

[gnooze]

The surgery was a success! No more octogirl.

[ptrptms]

Waterboarding? Love that euphemism. Speaking of Hindu Deities, I worked with a guy named Shiva, after the god of destruction. Really. Also I'm quite fond of pork rinds.

[gnooze]

I've never gotten into pork rinds, but I will eat myself silly on salt and vinegar chips.

[TheGiantRobot]

Haha, why do I almost feel like the koalas are there just for me? It is a bummer about the attorney general. Sigh, well, let's break out the pliers and make him say it.

[Blargaldalien]

Pliers,hmmm."Is it safe to come out yet?"

[TheGiantRobot]

Is that you, Michael? It's safe, come over here, I have something to show you.

[gnooze]

Who says they're not just for you?

[TheGiantRobot]

No wonder they have magical control over my happiness muscles.

[AlterEgoTrip]

Citizenkong actually did a video of what waterboarding was.. since I don't hear about things like that very often, it was clearly a good reason to watch the demo he did on himself to get his point across! Anyway too bad about the koalas, private sector koalas.. oh well! :) great show as always! I have to go find my fave now!

[gnooze]

Don't feel too badly for private sector koala lawyer. He's still paid very well. Have you seen what he drives? Geez.

[Razyelgore]

Love u keep up the good work

[gnooze]

Thank you! Nice comments inspire me!

[Machination1]

Make the third one your thumbnail.  Do it. Okay don't.

But the costume picture was brilliant.

[Blargaldalien]

@ minutes,a screencapture for sure...

That or the Indian godesschild...

[gnooze]

Thanks! :D

[inmendham]

a real-life octopussy... and from India... God must get drunk while watching old James Bond movies.

[gnooze]

I would hope God is drunk all the time.  Otherwise what's the point of being in charge of everything?

[Blargaldalien]

Does being an omnipotent being cause that much stress?

Seclusion,here I come...

[CallMeNiel]

Wow, that is a picture.

[gnooze]

Indeed!