Sanford and Son - Coffins for Sale 2-3

[Thet3]

HAHA!! 3:17

[ClassicTVful]

'You don't sound like no son of mine...you sound like the son of Frankenstein." Fred was the king of wise cracks.

[koolmom46]

goodnight jackie LOL

[2hllywd]

superstitious? i ain't superstitious.....me either...but I ain't goin back in there! LOLOL

[2hllywd]

Leroy was his name lol

[meLLemeL83]

Fred had the funniest friends... Bubba, Grady, Melvin and that other fat bow-legged man, I can't remember his name.

[qwandiddy]

@meLLemeL83 I know what you mean. It's so difficult thesedays to make funny friends, meet new funny people like Fred's Friends. People are just FAKE thesedays.

[Thefaze100963]

That's as funny as a train wreck...The look on his face, and the way he delivered it...too funny...

[RetroJenny]

I love that guy who wanted to buy the coffins. He also tried to sell Fred burial insurance and hired JJ to paint a wall at his bank on Good Times.

[drummerbraves]

Fred: "Don't call me Pop. You don't sound like no son of mine, you sound like the son of Frankenstein."

ROTFLMAO!!

[ekocentric]

Mr Davis obviously sniffed too much of the embalming fluid...He could just pass the cost on to his customers family members anyway.

[chidyboy95]

why dont u make 2 killin

and get rid of both of dese !!

hello freedd !!

good bye fredd hahhaha

[wepimpha]

Lamont acted all hard but from the time dark hit that nigga was petrified!!!!!

[wepimpha]

ain't no body in there dummy checked, it was a little ol lady from pasadena, ha ha ha ha just a little joke from my profession!!! That man was crazy, I bagged up hard when he banged on them and he said aint no body in there dummy checked..... !!! Hill-ar--ious

[bmwahova11]

Dum ass thats a real place in nj nd matching end tables lol

[taboo69]

FORT DICKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[lilrob0910]

who n da hell disliked dis??

[qwandiddy]

@lilrob0910 Jersey shore fans are the ones who dislike this

[knight1768]

@qwandiddy big deal jersey shore fans speak for themselves,they dont hve enough bullshit in ther lives as well depressing drama so they watch that bullshit

[bke274]

Lamont seriously thought he was going to get 3 to 4 times what those were worth? And he said Fred didn't have a head for business.

[serpentinecreature]

I love this! By the way,there are still EDUCATED superstitious people around,of ALL races! Thank you for sharing.

[conkpit]

Melvin looks like an old black version of Wolverine from the X-Men. LOL

[wepimpha]

@conkpit yo thats the freaking truth no doubt damn hell of a comoarison!

[SADMANMUSIC35]

@conkpit hahahhahaha@black version of wolverine. hahhahh. u foolish. smh

[49er10]

this show is the truth

[hibbitabo]

its a good stupid vid

[djirod01]

Hello Lamont hello Fred Goodbye Fred goodbye Lamont ( n tha odr tht they were I spit my drink out!!!! great episode Slappy White was hillarious!!!!) ol school comedy 4eva!!!!

[kellydjelly]

lol...funny as a train wreck, now that will get you some business

[Reignunlimited]

The expression on freds face @ 1:02 is priceless...!!!

[Styme2002]

that's about as funny as a train wreck...now THAT'll get you some business...lol

[Dcdatruth85]

Davis is cracking Fred up lol.

[candyon22s]

they look like FEMA caskets

[jermyddavis]

@candyon22s LMFAO YHU JUST WRONG.... BUT FUNNY ASS HELL THO

[candyon22s]

@jermyddavis lol sorry, rough life, so i can be pretty morbid sometimes.

[Airsoftcleaner]

Goodnight Jackie!!!!!LOL!!!!!!

[kfoxymama]

every time he had that strap up he had my complete attenchin classic long live redd foxx

[unccrazygirl3]

Is it lined with copper or zinc, it makes a difference you know.

Not to the one whose gittin in em'!

Too much! Fred is the best!

[panamaniak]

Melvin should've got more burn on S&S! Melvin was funny as hell! Out of Fred's boys the funniest are:

1.Grady

2.Melvin

3.Skillet

4.Leroy

5.Bubba

Honorable Mention: Elroy and Hutch

[captkirk9797]

@panamaniak I agree with that list but I would switch Grady & Melvin or they could be 1a. and 1b.

[TheTallMan35]

That mortician is creepy. First time I ever heard a black man speak like that. Where's this guy from anyway, Liverpool England? And what's he doing in the ghetto?

[cjk247]

aint nobody in there, dummy checked!!!!! lol

[Warchief01]

That's funny as a train wreck.Now that'll get you some business.

[FrevrYng]

I love this episode!! LOL

[estlgrl]

HELLO LAMONT HELLO FRED ... MELVIN SEEN THOSE CASKETS BYE FRED LMAO

[SmokenxKush]

lol im like fred i dun want nething to do with no coffin

[wepimpha]

Whe Fred left outvto the truck Lamonts' ass got scared

[16tawantam]

melvin funny as hell

[RealDefentertainment]

Ain`t Nobody In There, Dummy Checked

[supah1337B]

2 coffins in the middle of the living room...

holy shit lamont is plain stupid if he wants a social life, guess he'll have to take people elsewhere

[Astraldragon1]

$50's a piece for 2 coffins? LOL Lamont the losey bussiness man.. the Undertaker's price was fair. Lamont is so Greedy..

[RealDefentertainment]

@Astraldragon1 I don`t know where you are from but coffins cost too much

[weightSndrumS]

melvin is great

[terrier126]

was watching this episode and my co-worker calls me to let me know he's not coming in because his father in-law passed....creeeeeeeepy

[GlitterStar313]

" you ain't son of mine, " you sound like the son of Frankenstein" LOL

[weightSndrumS]

lamont looks like the pink panther

[panamaniak]

Did Melvin call Fred "Redd" @5:30?

[weightSndrumS]

its hard to tell

[weightSndrumS]

yeah. then he changed it to fred

[FIVE069]

u noe wat he did call him Red..lol....good one....

[zaiagamble]

GASOLINE CLEARS MY SINUS'S

[taboo69]

6:38-6:43 lol 7:54 cats meowing hahahahaha

[Khultan]

Melvin: "Did you listen to your father?" Sanford: "Every time he raised that strap up, he had my complete attention." LOL

[killer70]

did you know bweteen 3:35 through 4:18 they cut that off on tv land

[FIVE069]

They always do you have to buy the cd's

[panamaniak]

the way they edit is crap!

[MrRCPhillips]

My Eye twitchin how do you know my corns been acting up Oh thats a true sign Lol

[sincadenas1]

"Cold hands, warm chapel" I saw this chapter long time ago, and this phrase comes to my mind once in a while. I guess I like this show lot.

[1lemurian]

It's been a slow week-business is dead...

[HoshiToshi2000]

"I head that one at the morticians' convention." LOL!

[MaxxUS08]

It was a little old lady from Pasadena. LOL

[msglamour01]

Gasoline clears my sinuses LOL

[msglamour01]

Best show ever!!

[sodeserving]

Lamont and his foolishness. A coffin couch and end tables? ~~sigh~~

[xXAnorexiaNervosaXx]

I would do it! LOL

[Astraldragon1]

not to mention Lamont is greedy....$ 50 a piece for the 2 coffins?....lol lol. The Undertaker's price was more reasonable for both of them....Lamont is a lousy business man allways wanting to sell stuff far more they are worth.

[sweetttina666]

Hello Fred!-, goodbye Fred! ROTFL!!

[phanface]

Wait a minute! MELVIN!

[JaszeyChasez]

Good LORD Melvin needs a haircut!!!!!

[eze14213]

aint nobody in there dummy checked lmao

[ekocentric]

Mr Davis remembers me of the undertakers in the old western movies. The towns were so wild that people didn't last long so, they would hang around the outskirts of town with a tape measure to size up the new people who were going to move into town. To make sure that the new person would fit in the box.

[3Xmegaman]

Why is it all undertakers have cold hands?Because,My neighbor is an undertaker...

[ekocentric]

IT's all of the money that is forced on them.

[midtncutie]

okay...fred looks like RERUN with that beret & suspenders...LOLLOL

[sdseals2076]

No Rerun looks like him, Fred is older and looks better .

[DiAnno13]

Coffins in the *living* room.

[WETNWILD85]

Also,they should've Melvin. He was cool. That guy who played the undertaker also played one on Good Times. He was on there several times.

[WETNWILD85]

Damn,Lamont let Fred get 2 him. Its just coffins. The world was a little bit safer back then 4 Fred and Lamont 2 sleep outside in the truck. You'll be CRAZY 2 do that now.

[2000steady]

Goodnight Jackie. lol

[apJAzzfusiondruMmer]

thx

[audio1358]

LOL LOL LOL - my fave sanford & son episode so far BY FAR!!!! had me in stitches this week watching it at home on the peachtree tv station - nice to see it on here so I could tell some people I know about it!!!

[LitCrit101]

You mean to tell me you'd rather leave than stay in the house with these things?

You mean you actually going to sleep out there on the truck?

You mean you actually going to go through with it?

The dialogue seems to have got stuck - all Lamont says is, 'You mean you're going to...?' to whatever Fred says.

[otrwp79]

Not to mention the fact that Fred says it's going to rain, then procedes to sleep outside.

[PanayotiProductions]

fukoff idiot he makes one mistake and your on redd's ass? you write a comedy series you whack off

[PanayotiProductions]

you write a better series you little ass whipe, is that all you can do, use your energies to be negative and critical on other peoples masterpieces of hard work? no one cares about you or your opinion so jack off scum ball

[taboo69]

0"40 the undertaker an fred 1;38 fred laughter hahahahahaha 3;15 melvin trip on caskets there hello fred goodbye fred hahahahahaha 6;16 bedtime 7:54 the cat howlin hahahahahaha

[audio1358]

I don't see anything negative about taboo69's comment!!!!

[stellaluna4u2]

my favorite episode!!!!!

[sugaluv220]

GASOLINE CLEARS MY SINUSES

[endorphinz]

Hello, Fred!

(sees coffins)

Goodbye, Fred!

[bke274]

y don't you make 2 killings and get rid of both of em.

[BlackPhenom7]

Redd Foxx used to be buddies with Malcolm X back when Malcolm was a hustler and theif.

[stomp919]

Lmao at those cats meowing. Sanford n son rocks!

[RealDefentertainment]

haha beach boys-old lady from Pasadena

my old time fav

[WorldWarTwoSELLER]

melvin!!!!!!!!!!!ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[drummerbraves]

Mr. Davis: "Are the coffins lined with copper and zinc? They do make a difference you know."

Fred: "Not to the one getting in them."

ROTFLMAO!!!

[MaxxUS08]

Hello Fred, Goodbye Fred LMAO!!

[CoryChiarelli]

"You don't sound like no son of mine, you sound like the son of Frankenstein."

Haha, Fred is simply the best!

[bartemiuscrouchjr]

Melvin is hilarious! His hair reminds me of a black Sweeney Todd!

[fucyou9]

NOBODY IN THERE THE DUMMY CHECKED HA

[16taylor18]

COLD HANDS WARMS CHAPELS

HA HA HA L.O.L

[illiniev1]

3:20 Hello Lamont! Hello Fred!

Goodbye Fred!!Goodbye Lamont!

Melvin is a real G!

LMAO!

[illiniev1]

1:30 it was a little old lady from Pasadena

HA!HA!HA!

[drummerbraves]

"Just a little joke from my profession."

ROTFLMAO!!

[volstar88]

Goodnight Jackie...LOL.

[7477238]

Yay more S&S episodes!

[crumcon]

thx funny eps