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  • MonAsaX

  • o forgot to tell you all nerds.. that the game MAX PAYNE FUCKING SUUUUCKS BALLS.. MOVIE KICKS ASS!!! clowns

  • am i the only person in this fucked up world who enjoyed watchng this movie?

    well.. i'll tell ya'll something... you all fucking suck.. stupid assholes!!! oh and another thing, just so you all know.. no one else could of done a better job than Mark Wahlberg

    go fuck yourselfs!!!

  • I've always pictured max payne as Matthew Perry. :|

  • @nicoboy Funny, ive always pictured Max Payne as Adam Sandler...just because it makes as much sense as your pick.

  • I've always pictures max payne as Matthew Perry. :|

  • @nicoboy LOL Yea, The Max Payne 1 Version LOL

  • soo he didnt have any idea of Max payne lol

  • Wrong main actor.

    Wrong director.

    Wrong story.

  • the movie sucked balls hard

  • pac man, asteroids....max payne? i thought mark was cool and smart...

  • bring on the PAYNE,get it?payne,used like the word pain?no?....fine,if anyone needs me ill be at moe's

  • This movie was terrible...

  • If you can seperate the movie from the game, yea, it was a good movie.

  • would have prefered to see clive owen as max. he seemed more max payne in sin city than mark wahlberg did in the actual movie.

  • I would have prefered if John Woo had directed the film instead of John Moore. And give it an R rating so no kiddie dollars that Hollywood is trying to get.

  • He look more like Max Payne in “The Other Guys"

  • I think he looks more like Claude Speed from GTA 3 than Max Payne.

  • Correction: The actor from the movie Logan's war is looking a bit like Max Payne

  • I've played the games, seen the movie, but I was very disapointed by the movie, the original song was missing, the actor doesn't look a like with max, the actor from the movie Logan's revenge looks with max, in my oppinion, I was very dissapointed, I don't know

  • Max Payne IS about the violence. Screw the story.

  • Correction: A movie very poorly adapted from an amazing Video game

  • @Gladeator123 u said it right

  • Max payne action should be something like that of Die hard..

  • you're friends said this is the coolest movie you've ever done coz you don1t have cool movies at all man..

  • Seems like the director (who turned characters into shit, lupino, mona) and the writers (story-slaughterers) are the only ones to blame. the cinematography is excellent and so is the whatevers it's called, scenery, weathers effects, outlook.

    1:53 looks very Bad in the movie. looks like he flies up and not jumps. Why had they none of those nice sidejumps like in the movie? -__-

  • Is everyone on stupid pills or something? he saying he grew up with those games and said games were WERE like that then he saw this and was suprised at how good the story is. he is complimenting the story of max payne you dumb idiots...

  • All the fan pups can go suck a dick, the movie itself is good, the game itself is good. Yes the story wasnt right but still, MARK WAHLBERG IS AWESOME!

  • It's not Max Payne, i-t's more like Shit Max, movie sucked, game 4 ever

  • @MrRytuklis I totally agree!

  • @MrRytuklis atleast they made it and people now know about it.

  • Max Payne SUCKED ASS!

  • funny

  • It is NOT a fun place to go.

  • this movie wouldve been perfect for wahlberg if they stuck to the games main storyline

  • @tehgame100 they did..

  • @HelliMFromGreenland no.... they did not

  • Fuck Walberg Fuck the Director. Walberg never even fucking played the game, and the cunt director didn't even get the story right... To much fucking time spent in the police station with Jim Bravara as Ludicrous. Not enough action, and a comedian to BE Mona Sax.... WTF?

  • @Dracon600 ...calm down

  • The movie really destroyed Max Payne! I loved the game, hated the movie.

  • Hilarious how Whalberg thought VG stories are just senseless, seeing as how max payne the game had one of the greatest story's in entertainment history.

  • @Minhist i was about to write that myself, untill i saw you beat me to it. games were amazing, i found myself stealing some of its literature for my english essay :S

  • @Minhist MASSIVE hyperbole there. Videogames don't have stories mark was write lololololol, Apart from COD which is awzom lololol

  • Хуйня полнейшая !!! а не макс пейн !!! только испоганили блятские режиссеры да все кто приложил руку к этому фильму !!! одним словом Суки !!! заработали на геймерах...

  • McAffrey is THE Max Payne u idiot reporter.

  • screw this movie it was nothing like the game

    

  • Game is Better. I loVE this comix atmosphere in the game. This movie is so booring for real action movie. for one watch i think :)

  • dude this movie sucked i dont know who was the director of it but dude this totally sucks there is only like 1 ONLY 1 action scene in the movie (wich was tought out-it didnt existed in game), and it totally sucked i mean Angels flying around and shit i mean wtf? jim bravura a nigga? and the other stuff? i mean what the fuck? its like 90% of the game's story is missing and the other 10% is just some made up bullshit,go play the game, 9 years of making a movie and we get this shit..BULLSHIT...

  • @vikmit1 i agree, movie pretty much dissapointed me too. But actor kinda did fit the role, altho someone like Bruice Willis would work even better.

  • @vikmit1 They just milked us since we were huge Fans of the Max Payne Series. It being my favorite single player game of all time means I couldn't resist watching the movie even though I was warned it was shit before walking in the theaters. :( Oh and Olga Kurylenko was made the character that dies right away. I hate to say but I wouldn't be able to resist a movie based off Max Payne 2 knowing it was shit before I walked in :(

  • movie is fail indeed lol

  • he's talking bullshit, game is much better then movie

  • did he mean that the game has no story at all? Ohh wow. wtf. the game has x100 times deeper and painful story than the movie..fuck off man.

  • @excelaration no, listen. he was talking about the older generation of games. He was commenting on the advancement of structure and story in modern games..

  • @excelaration According to his interview on Top Gear, he never even played the games. He's a jackass.

  • go and play the videogame, 100times better than the movie

  • Hahahaha he mentions the first games in existence.

  • Mark Wahlberg wasn't near Max's personage by a continent. He couldn't have described this fail movie better than by comparing it to pac-man and asteroids himself. Lol, i still cringe thinking about this bad, bad, waste of time film.

  • If Mark Whallberg wasnt in this movie it would suck he is a good actor good movie i wish the game was like the movie

  • This movie, didn't really do the game justice, but it feels like they did all they could to make it as close to being on par. It's hard to equal a game experience.

    Either way, the film is still a good film. I paid to see it in the theater.

  • I think if they ever re-boot MP(which they should!), they should use Airon Armstrong. Great actor/stuntman. If you watch his action reel, there's parts that show him looking like Max in the first game and some that show him looking like Max in The Fall of Max Payne. And his voice usually sounds like Max's speaking voice in the first game(when he's talking to people). But that's just my two cents.

  • I really think the actor should have tried out the games to really get the part right. Tbh he really doesn't fit the picture of a miserable dark, bad ass cop that's gone rogue.

  • he didn't know he had to compete with a video game

  • i think this movie is very good like a normal movie.. not like real max payne.. but it's cool

  • I watched the movie of max payne... Yeah it doesnt follow the game.. but still,the actions with the shotgun was pretty awesome i would say!! but one thing that bothers me the most why cant he fucking die the movie??? the demon runs through him still no death... only friggin heart attacks!!! But still cool moves with weapons 9/10.... 1 is b'cuz he cant die

  • dude if he dies then no movie ;s

  • @MultiSkullcrusher wtf man...the "demon" was just a side effect from the drug, genius...

  • My next Max Payne Movie acting tips:

    Timothy Gibbs (No doubt!)

    Mel Gibson (Some older version of Max)

    Johnny Knoxville (yea , kinda strange but he looks like a Max from the first game).

  • It would have been epic if they had Timothy Gibbs do the role of Max Payne. Though the voice would be different but still awesome. the movie was okay, I was scared it was going to be horrible beyond all belief but it was enjoyable, though it would have been nice if they had more of a cast in it but "You can't have everything."- Vladimir Lem.

  • How much would have it cost to put in the intro the original music from max payne 2 ? It would have been brilliant to hear the cello in the opening scene when he's underwater.

    At least then we would know the movie has something in common with the game

  • Travis looks like a penis

  • NO KIDDING !? There are story lines in video games ?! WOW !!! Pacman and Space invadors had no reall story lines ?! Wow ... thanks for the info mark ! -.-"

  • I liked the action in the film but story was strange..

  • i wouldnt say it sucked it was hard to understand but i liked it and mark wahlberg played a great part

  • THIS FILM WAS SHIT. It followed nothing from the game, mark wahlburg was NOT max payne, he wasnt even wearing the right fucking clothes.

    The story from the game was there for the taking and they didnt use it? What the fuck were the writers on? They obviously hadnt played the game or they would have known it was a film noir and not a substandard generic action cop game! FUCK!!!!!!

  • The film was ok, sure the storyline was tweaked, but you still get the excitement and anticipation you get form the game. They couldn't exactly have him running around taking painkillers and go in slowmotion lol.

    But yea I'd give the film 9/10

  • I didnt want him running around taking painkillers and doing slomo, i just would have liked more emphisis on his character and less emphesis on norse myth, i mean what the hell. Yes the game used a lot of norse myth but it didnt scream it into your face! The film completely missed the point of max payne and the point is that he is out for revenge! He has nothing to lose. The film didnt touch on any of that and tbh it wasnt even a good film in its own right.

  • Man this movie sucked..lol..i mean really sucked..lol..what the hell were they thinking..lol.

  • his wife was blond this movie is failed and mark don't looks like max!!!

  • ure right, this is peace of shit, spoiled whole real story of max payne, byatches

  • Fuck marky mark.

  • you have to realize these people dont make movies to please gamers. they make a movie that sells to the mainstream. thats the reason they change stuff and characters...

  • I doubt by what i've seen that they even too much any difference. A change of characters name or swaping for another also does nothing too. I beleive if it were more a flashback movie as the game was more and had none of the other stuff that was not from the game, which major reviewers complained about, then we would have a nice film for all after REAL technical improvment and light change from plot summeries of the game alone.

    I don't see a quality change, just randomizing of it's source.

  • This is because technical improvement means summerizing from gameplay hours and the obstacle element, only using the core, though in order unlike this film.

    Change in general didn't mean it did anything for the better, it's only to push off embarrassment on the film makers.

    I like how it shows the content works in idea though, but it's realy not the case that the gaming cammunity can't give the budget back at least. They should be small films anywho.

  • they should copy the script for the game! not remake a single detail!! the ending was dissapointing as fuck to me. i wanted to see the helicopter and platform crash! and its not the same people dying. and what about that satanic/pagan freak? this was some bad shit i tell yah. but hey.. the action was great.. and kinda makes up for the bad story. i give it a 6.5 out of 10

  • great game,great movie...fuck who don't like both...

  • hey the movie is awesome dont talk if u havent seen it yet

  • the movie if you haven't played the game is very entertaining and good movie but if you have played the game its kind of screwy on a lot of levels and kind of destroys the whole movie when you compare things from game-video

  • O_O

  • He was talking about [arcade] games he grew up with, such as pacman, galaga, asteroids, etc. - it's true, they didn't have a real plot, you just went crazy on them and played... but this generation's games do have stories (just as deep as films or stories) and objectives, which is something he wasn't used to. That was what he was saying, he wasn't belittling the Max Payne games series or games of today.

  • @groseron Don't forget about the all time favorite Mario

  • no story what so ever? WTF is he retarded or something?

  • this movie sucks

  • for true this sucked ass

  • most of sucks.

  • it fucking isn't that good movie...

    and the game had story you asshole :)

  • i loved this movie

  • Hmm, max payne seemed a much more depressing character in the games.

  • @miketbf he's jsut as persistent though ;)

  • @miketbf he still was in the movie.

  • @miketbf because it's the original stuff the games rocked

  • @miketbf Really? I recall in the first game him having a smirk on his face the entire game, that's very depressing

  • Mark Wahlberg is awesome

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  • This movie does NOT look like a Max payne(ish) movie. This is not how it looks in the first game and second. Fail.

  • i like mark wahlberg but i haven't wasted my time seeing this movie. it's rated pg-13 and the game is rated mature (17+). Sounds corny to me!

  • Don't worry, I'm putting out a re-edited version of the film sometime tomorrow. I really think it turned out better than the actual release. I'll have to see how people respond.

  • That's not legal.

  • Not exactly, It's not illegal to edit the film any way I please after I own it. It's just against copyright to put the film on youtube, which is unfortunate because it won't allow me to post it on youtube. It's really too bad because it actually turned out great and I'll never be able to have others see it.

  • How can you edit a film that has already been edited though. You don't have any extra footage to work with so what would you be editing? The only thing you could really do is shorten the film.

  • It definitely is possible to re-edit a film. Editing is a major process of film making and can actually effect the mood and pace of the film. Yes I also did make it shorter, by about 40 min and yet the story plays off better then the actual release did.

  • Can you do me a favor, compress it and put it on fileshare or something. I'd love to see it.

  • Do you have a preferred site you'd like me to upload it to?

  • Fileshare or megaupload, doesn't really matter which.

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  • You can send it to me in a PC version. And its alright, your not really bothering me, if anything I'm bothering you :D.

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  • It's ok actually, I think I've got this bad boy figured out. Lol

  • Alright, does a Torrent work for you? It's up on Mininova. I can link you if you'd like

  • No, I don't have any torrent downloader :(.

  • 20TH CENTURY FOX SUCKKKKK ! ...

  • hmmm idk

  • I LOOOOOOOVE THIS MOVIE! although they coulda done witout the valkyries or the koolaid looking drug stuff. other than tht, IT WAS LEGIT! and mark wahlberg is a sexy ass man! the whole thing was the SHIT!

  • Even if your one of those people that never plays games it feels like he should have at lest heard or seen some of todays modern games.

  • i like mark walberg in "4 brothers" more

  • the game had a great storyline! nothing like pacman!!!!he has no idea

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  • you suck cock sucker

  • i hated this movie it was so borring that i wanted my money back after the movie when i went to see it. it was so cheap

  • It was'nt as good as the game tbh, they changed things in the story that spoiled the atmosphere present in the video game.

  • Why is Jim Bravura is a skinny black guy?

  • no clue. i think the dude that played BB probably should have played Jim Bravura. maybe John Travolta as BB? i felt like the casting was all off for this movie

  • @zerglingseb good question. why is max a faggy white rapper?

  • @zerglingseb because irony killed my dog.

  • just like all the other movies that came from a game, ppl expect too much, thats why the movies always suck....

    i honestly liked and enjoyed this movie, bcuz unlike 99% of ppl in the world, i did think that the movie woould be such crap, which was way better than i expected :P

  • You guys expect way to much out of game adaptions. If you wanted an exact replica of the game, they'd either make another game or some youtube fan would take all of the FMV's put 'em together and call it a movie.

    Besides playing the games aren't going to help the acting.

  • well do you think it would of help mark walberg understand the character a ltttle more and help with the film noir stlye of the game?

  • Well I Loved the Movie I thought it was a great adaption. I was just talking about everyone else who was disappointed. I mean I had a few disappointments of my own but nothing major.

    I also thought Eric Mabius could've played Payne. He looks a lot more like him but Whalberg did fine.

  • Pathetic F*ing worthless Hollywood idiots!

    If you want to find out how they managed ruin Max Payne, checking out an interview with Zack Snyder is a good hint. They wanted him to ruin Watchmen in a similar way. "The kids are gonna love it" He did it the opposite way! He should have made Max Payne too.

  • Max Payne as movie was good

    But Max Payne the Movie, doesn't follow anithing from the game

  • Yeah it does.

  • There making a new video game based on this movie

  • if mark wallberg ever played this game he would find out that max payne has better story than this script was....

  • Why didn't they actually just play the game then make the film? They could of then captured the sense of what the film should have been like.

    I bet the writer of the script played it, but not the actors/directors/film editors. A shame really.

    Well they tried their best I guess. It still sucked. I just couldn't really care for the characters.

  • exactly, the balls of wahlberg to claim to be so dedicated to staying in character and not bother taking the 30 hours to complete both games

  • Wahlberg doesn't play the game, both of two

    He just play as Max, very bad

  • Well, Max Payne in the second game doesn't look like he did in the first game, so I don't get the point of complaining on the looks of him.

  • Honestly, I thought the movie was good, but it doesnt really follow the game, imo...

    But yeah thats just me

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    Entourage rocks

  • it dosent really need to follow the game EVERY SINGLE STEP...

  • thats stupid, its a well made film, and its stupid for everyone to keep complaining about shit like, oh he doesnt look like him , get over it well made film, def one of the best ever to come outta a video game, stop complaining, u dont always get what u want, so stop bitching, wasnt a disgrace to the game at all.

  • they should apologize for releasing this movie

  • Max Payne- lol Mark doesn't look like him.

  • getting mixed reviews of this, put im a huge fan of max payne. Just about to watch the movie, so ill see how it is i guess.

  • no action only at ending,

    fucked storyline

    3/5 for that movie

  • yeah, but the movie was good.

  • i love movie and game!!

  • ha ha ha travis oscarson looks like a bulldog !! Fuckin' shit ha h a

  • Just watched the movie and loved it!

  • the interviewer is one ugly bastard..

  • reminds me of a migdet troll

  • haha the guy with the freaky hair lol

  • OK. I like the actor he did an excellent job as far as the movie goes - but damn it, play the games before you speak. Pac man? Dude, that's like 2 decades ago... Play/read the scripts of the games...

  • Umm.. Either I'm misunderstanding you, or you misunderstood him..

    What he said was that he had no idea it was based on a game until after he finished reading the script, then they told him and he was surprised. Because the games he used to play were games like pacman etc.. and they had NO story worth mentioning. So he concluded that games have changed quite a bit.

    Hope no one takes offense over this reply..

  • yes! like the game don't? I've played the game before and I understand what you mean of snow's torments in new york! did you see the movie? will be nicole horne? 'a bit closer to heaven' :)

  • The movie is really nice! But damn way too little bullet time!! I mean come on! Bullet time made the game so f'ing cool! They should use it more in the second part! (:

  • the games he mentioned are 20-30 years old, bet he would be surprised by latest videogames!

  • max payne is very similar to the punisher because they both are broken the difference is that the punisher gives punishment and max payne seeks vengance

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  • i think Johnny Knoxville shoulda played max payne..cuz he kinda looks like him and i know Knoxville can pull it off

  • No. He can't at all. He is funny, but oh my god he is not a good actor at all.

  • i agree :L

  • he Did in the First one, Totally

  • xD ye he has same emote xD

  • Mark Wahlberg is great as MAX PAYNE ! ! !

  • The same way there was that crazy bloody-level in the game, the director decided to put mosnters in it just to show another way of getting into the drug. this didn't changed the storyline at all. It still reamins the same, only different.