German Star Trek

[icetwo]

Raumpatrullie die Abenteuer des Raumschiff Orion hatte obwohl es eine deutsche serie war keinen deutschen als Kapitän.

[icetwo]

Raumpatrullie die Abenteuer des Raumschiff Orion hatte obwohl es eine deutsche serie war keinen deutschen als Kapitän

[TheAvestor]

aber seine ausprache des deutschen ist schon sehr gut!

[theLaserboost]

Der so :" Späis!"

Ich so: "Häää!?"

5 Minuten später

Ich so: "ololololololololololololololo­lolol!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111e­inseinseins."

[SilentToe]

Ich fand es klasse. Würde gerne die französische Enterprise sehen. lol

I thought it was cool. Would like to see the french enterprize.

Grüße von a German. ;-)

[DjMaCiD]

*lool* ich liebe es xDDDDD

[KaptynxQuerq]

Deutsch: Ich denke, dass es war eine gute lachen. Den Amerikanern findet die deutschen Akzent sehr lustig. Über die Vergangenheit (oder Krieg) sprechen komisch ist sein. Wir denken nicht schlecht von dir.

Englisch: I thought it was funny! Americans find the German accent HILARIOUS. They talk about the past just to be funny, they do not mean any harm. Also, we don't think badly of you. We only joke.

[RotDSKyle07]

I'm german, well it's a little bit funny^^

[drdisks]

That should be, "Sterndaten Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier... PUNKT Fünf!"

[mCHbCK]

@drdisks not "punkt" (point) but "komma" (comma)... :-)

[Hebelser]

There is German Star Trek!

youtube.com/watch?v=nIKFUN96Xq­g

[Hebelser]

Ohne Deutschland gäbs kein Startrek, weil die Amis ohne die eroberte deutsche Technologie immer noch versuchen würden mit einem V8 small Block zum Mond zu fliegen.....

[KaptynxQuerq]

@Hebelser Stimmt nicht! Gene Roddenberry war ein Polizei. Nicht ein Wissenschaftler. Er macht StarTrek, keine Nation.

[WittSascha]

American Society don't work without any Enemies, but nevertheless i think it's funny, but we have reflected our history, what means women lead our country now, huhuhu!!!!:-D

[amafuckinfangirl]

LMAO; yeah, they should totally put Czekov on the captain seat! lol

[KaptynxQuerq]

@amafuckinfangirl XD CHEKOV was Russian! Not German!

[db112nl]

germans use commas

[on91]

Always funny when Americans try to make words that sound german...what's less funny is that they have to resort to a part of German history which would rather be forgotten ...65 years! This is like always making fun of the Japanese and saying they only kill chinese people...but noone does it, or?

[joergus]

Lustig, aber klar da wird immer mit stereotypen gearbeitetet ;-)

[itshelpa]

Why do I get the feeling that some Americans only get in touch with foreign nations when at war?... that's kinda sad

(although being a German I can understand that some words must sound damn funny to an english-speaking person)

[VIVAVISCONSIN]

Wunderbar! Hab mich beömmelt. And for ze next hunderts of years we have to löffel ze soup out,what our grändfathers did us eingebrockt.

[JAGTHEGEMINI]

Not funny, ausser der Nummer mit Spock vielleicht...

[FourAngelsX]

haha nice

[sakuraba78]

well im german ...and its funny as hell!!hahahahaha

[Chiquicheeta]

For me as a German it's not that funny.

But a german Captain exists. We have a really popular movie parody of Star Trek here, it's called "Traumschiff Surprise Periode 1" (Dreamship Surprise Period 1).

How he is like ? Not like your desciption.

His name is Jürgen T. Kork, is fabulous, homosexual and his first officer is Mr. Spuck. The space ship itself is rather phallic I have to admit.

The movie was made by Germany's best Comedian-Team "Bullyparade", pretty much like the "Monty Phyton"-Team.

[Milkpaw]

@Chiquicheeta after i saw your comment on this video (yes, 10 months ago. you must have forgotten by now) i went and watched the Traumschiff Suprise Periode 1. Unfortunately it was in german, and i dont speak german!! but although I couldnt figure out what the plot was, i was able to understand some of the jokes and such. and the songs are in english, which was a nice break on my ears from trying to catch a few words i could translate due to language similarities.

[ty2b911]

0:20 so funny not

[doncorleoneug100]

he nail did..muahahhahahahaa....

[Deneris76]

Brilliant :)

[Lucher3]

100 years later and they'll still be banging on about WW II

[KRAFTWERK2K6]

Herr Spock. Half german, half vulcan ^^

[tiefenlot]

LOL! I just laughed my ass off!!! This made my Day ;)

seriously, as a german, for my own part like to see, in what funny ways the wold sees us UND our culture ...

thanks from Your brother in North-Rhine-Westphalia

[drdisks]

@tiefenlot I'm an American (Amerikaner-IN) living in NRW. I get it going both ways! Germans are very good at making fun of themselves... and of others. I can't believe people don't thing Germans have a sense of humor. My students crack me up sometimes!

[Totek123]

EINSATZTRUPPENFUEHRER (i think) : D

[xlaym]

nein wie geil, ich bepiss mich. wenn des bei star treck so laufen würd hätt ichs mal gesehn^^

thats awesome! yeah german sounds harsh, doent it? xD

[MrsSanguisa]

Schpeis!

[CaptainHessi]

hahaha :D

We need a German Captain next time =D

[Moeman774746]

Captains log stardate EINS ZWEI DREI VIER!! point fünf.. XD!!!!

[TheTimdx]

i m kom from german amarican is mad star trek is cool

[FricoPalatino]

Schbaiß... *lol*

[derGruender]

It's very lustig!

[fffreidenker]

I'm German and I love it :-)

[fffreidenker]

awesome :-)

[Crazyman99967]

Best german comedy i have ever seen!!!

althought i have not seen much german comedy before this

anyway this is in favs

[floerschel]

Buff Da Da Buff Da Da UFF DA UFF DA UFF DA DA DA ...

[5413r]

nice jokes!

and his german knowledge is nice aswell :)

[sakeb16c]

This is great! Damm Krauts...oh wait...I am a Kraut...but still this is funny...1,2,3,4.5

[Hellflutterby]

Das ist nicht witzig, England ist nicht besser -.-

[thealphadale]

Good work, an example to be followed! LOL

[tsartodd]

well, Kirk and Spock DID impersonate Nazis (on a planet full of Nazi aliens) on one episode of the Original Star Trek.

[jungenaziboy]

sind wir Deutsche in ihren Augen echt so uncool?

[Coyotefreak667]

Kinda disturbing but still funny!

[davorb]

This was really funny! Can you upload more standups, please?

[14zerocero]

na ja, witzig ist das eigentlich nicht. so stellen sie uns eigentlich in allen gags da, aber wer auf 60 jahre alte feindbilder abfährt...

[ironduck666]

jopp hast recht...0815 witze

echt lahm

[JuhrinTheBullet]

Dabei sind andre länder nicht besser .. aber ich vergas die führen ja krieg für den weltfrieden

[montanamaroc]

@14zerocero geht einem richtig aufn sack....immer die gleiche scheisse......aber bei Späis musst ich auch lachen :)

[Br3Ak3r19]

@14zerocero Ja recht scho.. aber ich habe trotzdem gelacht...

[RappelKarton]

@14zerocero heul doch

[TheDude9491]

@14zerocero recht haste. NOT EVERY GERMAN IS A NAZI: WHEN WILL YOU FINALLY GET IT??!!??

[Lonewerwolf]

@14zerocero Ach komm spring über deinen Schatten lach drüber ^^

[mattiittammatti]

Lol this mans a genious

[PhanAntje76]

The U.S.S. "Einsatzgruppenführer" NZI-3345 LOL

Mit Volksturmantrieb und Endsiegbewaffnung !

(Stell mir grad vor wie wohl aussieht?!?)

[s4ndwichMakeR]

ROFL ist das geil xD

one time kirk really said "mister SHpock" in the german episodes :D

[VOYENTTOS]

so it would be written: "mister Schpock"...but you as americans didn't have an idea, how it is like a german!

[asia41]

noo, "Sp" is good

[xenafan15]

man that was funneh!

[1wulli1]

Haha sehr witzig :D

[GegenHippis]

I think its not funny

Nicht witzig!

[s4ndwichMakeR]

doch, ist es xD

[n3ssi]

Schpes...:D

muahaha, rocks! jeez, i hope i don't sound like that talking english...i'm austrian, though ;)

[gaberoc]

muahahahahahahaha! laughed my ass off

[nayomiHK]

xaxaxax cool

[nayomiHK]

hahahaha! Super XDDD

[TheGadler]

FÜNF not FUNF, idiot!

[GitarrenRalph]

LOL, a bit old kraut jokes i think, but funny

[donnacle]

this guy is hilarious!

[seakerl]

preconceptions... but funny

[smoooo]

haha, das so geil ;)

[Dithmarscher]

hähähä.

[goodturner]

This is funny.