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  • i cant afford the blinds,so i guess my opinion is shit

  • its easy to say vanessa made a bad call when you see the cards but clonie could have been on a draw, smaller pair or bluff. she was mad too which could have caused venessa to misread. anyway rich pros make calls like this left and right. not that surprising.

  • where are the kitchen jokes?

  • yikes at Clonie's face ....

  • Clonie's face gives me a headache

  • Clonie is such an angry/dumb cunt

  • lucky play but still a win!! - nice

  • What a dumbass "I have 2 pair" loool she didn't call yet !

  • love both top comments

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  • Good move...and even greater call redneck...I live in the south and I see these redneck poker players play all the time. Get your deposit from 50free2play.co.cc you too.

  • clonie needs to clean her ears out..she thought she heard call and gave her hand away before it was even over! her fault all around

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  • what makes me lol is so much about this - the confusion pre flop, bad call, then she gets lucky but then also tilts clonie more by saying 'i think i have to call' when she doesnt actually call hahah

  • wow that was the most shit display of poker i have ever seen!!!! pros my fuckin ass these girls wouldnt last 5 mins against anyone from HSP (all seasons bar the new one)

  • Saying "I have to call" would be considered a declaration of calling in most poker rooms, because players could say that to elicit information from another player.

  • US players are able to play real poker on pokerview

  • would have vanessa still call if clonie said "i have a set"? doubt it..

  • @smonyboy

    And that would have been Clonie's fault. "I think I have to call" is not a declaration.

  • vanessa plays like a fucking donk here

  • clonie totally wants me

  • OMG i will jump to Nenad and fuck her so hard! Then i move to Vanessa for a hardcore cumshot in her face!!

  • @b1nside Nenad is the guy,,,

  • @szersh i was talking about Clonie, i didn't see correctly sorry -.-

  • @szersh sorry i spell it wrong. All i want is a really hard 3 some with those 2 bit***s!! (-Clonie and Vanessa). but I invite u and everyone else to join us for an big orgie cause they are experienced with anal and cumsh0t too ;)

  • Hello these sites are fukin rigged man! Ever since Ive been playing webcam poker on pokerview Ive been winning and its just like the real thing. Webcam poker is here you will never wanna play on another site.

  • would, should

    Always part of the standard virgin vocabulary.

  • Vanessa you're the best... and the hottest... :-)

  • it's people like them that leaves the rest of us hungry without sandwiches

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  • stupid bitch clonie govno

  • awesome!

  • lol @ Clonie, dont gamble what you cant aford to lose, SIMPLE, CALL YOURSELF A PRO?

  • 1. Vanessa with make up 2.Clonie 3.Vanessa without make up

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  • @NegreanuDan87 shut the fuck up

  • CLONIE IS A MORON LMAO

  • I kinda agree with Clonie here. Don't say, "I think I have to call" right after a bet.

  • ah guys...i love your comments :D

    only one thing left to say:

    suck it!...bitcheeeees!!!

  • vanessa is clueless

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  • hahah askin mike matusow for cash really made me lol. matusow's been staked for yrs. dumb bitch. after a bad beat like that she wants to keep playin right away? wow. i dont know what vanessa was thinkin either? whats w these hoes nowadays?!

  • @CikaKure33 the hoes are all fucked in the head thesse days bro..i have many stories to tell u. i dont know where to start.

  • @yabodmon...i hear u man. we aint right either but women at least double our stupidity on average.

  • @yabodmon tell him that 1 story where your mother was sucking my cawk and she called with king high and runner runnered a royal flush against phil helmuth

  • i cant help but laugh at the end asking anyone around the table for a cash loan of 25k...hilarious

  • Unbelievable call on the turn...I wonder if Vanessa is broke with plays like that? Nobody was scared of KQ, set, AJ, or A10? She has the 13th best hand....I am not a pro poker player but that seems like an awful amount of money to call on the turn without a draw for the nuts.

  • @floppybear Already cost Vanessa a WPT title.

  • clonie looks a little bit like a crack whore in this episode

  • @s0348953 lol

  • Dumb bitch she didnt say "call" she said i think i have to. and she didnt start pushing in either. Why the hell would she show her cards? hahaha. wow. shitty player.

  • Vanessa be my girl,and Clonie be my maid...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • indeed, priceless...

    She looked like those really mean mothers that is about to yell at their children after breaking something...

  • I would rather fuck the dealer....

    jk

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  • yet more proof that women shouldn't be allowed to play poker

  • Hahaha, Did Clonie forget she was on TV, she just aged herself 20 years with that look of death!

  • clonie: bitch! I THINK I HAVE TO CALL VS I CALL. Thats 6 words vs 2 and you misheard? get the fuck out of here, cunt.

  • Vanessa hottie!

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  • Vanessa is soo bad player!

  • 4:00 xD

  • fucking clonie is asking for a loan ahahaha

    stupid bitch!!

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  • Clonie is an obvious bitch. I can see someone like her wanting so much from full tilt as an investor when she didn't put up that much.

  • even if there was a ruling it would be for her to call, they would rule that she said call not that she folded to it, so the end result is the same, a call

  • gowen needs to learn how to take a beat. she shouldnt even be playing this high anyway

  • pathetic how friends can play together and bust each other.  Go Satan Go !

  • clonie should always be a blond.

  • Nenad Legend

  • Clonnie had to be doubly pissed! She didnt think she was the blind then hits gold and gets sucked out a moron call on the turn from Vanessa. I mean what was she thinking?? Trying to catch another Ace or hit her gutty....horrible call....she had to know she was behind then hits and doesnt it re-raise but still thot about calling or folding.

  • what gutty there was no straight draw sir

  • Clonnie should have re-raised the flop that was her mistake to stop being donked out.

  • PokerJoker3

    I'd love to play w/ U. "cha-ching"

    watch the button to know the blinds. that's poker 101 Clonie.

    top pair AA she had,Clonie could of been bluffing w/ a top pair as well KK QQ JJ. rivers & turns are why they call it poker,anything can happen & often does,even if it's a great bluff

    .Vanessa being a pro,ran possible trips thru her head I'm sure. too bad for Clonie if she told her hand b/c she misheard the exact words spoken to her. even after her mistake,she wanted a call& got it. lol

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  • haha idiot , how can you slow play 2 pair? its the dumbest thing ever, there was a straight draw, and she still got greedy,

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  • clonie knew what vanessa said clonie is a loud annoying liar she is the female version of Phil Gordon

  • why are these people so broke? clonie has no $ in her account and mike has no cash on hand, wtf

  • I would fuck the both of them

  • you are such a gentleman, sir

  • @25195287 of course u would - you r a skank azz moron just like clonie

  • @25195287 vanessa for sure, but i only want to fuck clonies fat tits

  • She should had fold on the turn with her top pair,.. bad play zZzZZZzzZZzzzZZZ

  • Every once in awhile calling station donks with no read on opponents get a lucky river.

  • Amazing how many people think clonie should move in on the turn. Are any of you paying attention to the pot size? You don't just move in willy nilly when you have two pair.

    Also why would we want to fold out worse hands? Don't we make money by getting worse hands to commit more money, not less? It was a standard suckout that usually won't happen. If we have two pair and are pretty sure our opponent has top pair, we don't want our opponent to fold! wtf?

  • correct. when you put in volume this is a LOSING play by vanessa and a winning play by clonie. poker isnt about one hand.its about making decisions that over the course of thousands of hands will win you more money than you lose. its like AA vs 22. AA is going to lose to 22 20% of the time. thats fine because AA will win 80% of the time. so over the course of say 1k hands you will win 800 of them.

  • I hope to see on Full Tilt pretty much all of the people who criticised their play...nyum nyum, I dunno if I can stack off that many fishes...

  • u must be the biggest shark at the 0,10$ sng´s

  • it was a trap that went wrong it happens no one played it completely badly, i mean if you flop a straight and you wanted your opponent to catch just enough to call you, you would push all in right away true players never risk it all until the river unless they have to. once again a trap that snapped back it happens oh you can do is say oh well shake it off and move on

  • they should both goto kitchen and cook me some eggs.

  • @safejason

    This is your brain on drugs.

  • Vanessa played bad. Other lady played bad. Simple.

    I would have flipped at Vanessa if I was in that hand though. What a shit call, and like everyone's saying, lady should have closed in on the turn.

  • the person with jack 10 was so dumb for just calling on the flop, she should of raised and scared her away.

  • On the turn she should have gone all in, she got what she deserved, getting outrivered.

  • moving in on the turn over the long run is a LOSING play because u lose value. vanessa was a 4-1 dog on the turn. shoving on the turn is like going ALL in with pocket aces preflop when facing no action before you.

  • i think vanessa played bad but so did clonie in end up

    i must say overall i think vanessa is a better player than clonie

    and the whole loan thing seems a bit stupid

  • lol it was a 25 hundred dollar bet not 25K,and if Venessa had the str8 KQ she would have checked the flop.What Gowen did wrong was she flat called the flop for $1.200,Gowen should have mid raise or 3-bet,and when the turn comes go all in.

  • what a bad call from vanessa...all ugly hos gets lucky at one time...

  • what a fucking embarrassed bitch...damn she is unreal and has no clue how stupid she is looking for a loan haha

  • meet Vanessa Rousso: member of Riverstars

  • Vanessa Rousso is a terrible player, ugly, and annoying.

  • listning to matisow mumble the hole time hahaha

  • lol dumb chicken, gets what she deserved. well done vanessa.

  • vanessa got lucky

  • Ouch.

  • i had a simular situation last week in a big cash game. i had A3, flopped A and Rivered 3, the other player had 2 pair. the difference was, i went all in after the river and won a lot. the 2 pair played it wrong too, didnt push me out before the river, tried to get more out of me. lol

  • she is????

    whats the stroy behind with that??

  • Vanessa Donked her way to that pot. But clonie should have pushed on the turn.

  • Wrong. Pushing on the turn will only get her called by a better hand. Or perhaps AK. But everything else folds. This is results-oriented thinking at its finest. If you have 2-pair and think the other player has just one pair, you do NOT want to push them out. You want to keep making bets that will get called by 1 pair. Getting drawn out on occasionally is just a risk you have to be willing to take.

  • I agree. Doyle would have pushed this emotional nut all in. It's the right move.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA HILARIOUS

  • just a bad day i'm sure...or is she just a bitch?

  • its a close one,players say i think i have too call all the time -then think some more then say "i call",but the tone that vaneessa uses definately implies she is calling now,clonie says i have 2 pair -so this is more imformation to use to make a call,by saying i havent called yet,maybe they should use buttons like on the internet

  • clonie should give me head then spit it on vanessas face.

  • The thing is that Clonie has more or less the only hand that Vanessa beats and she doesnt think twice after hearing Clonie say that she has 2 pair.

  • Vanessa is such a Showdown muppet

  • clonie is a bitch

  • i think i have to call mean you are calling. what is this...that not poker

  • is it me or clonie is on cocaine !

  • i still don't understand why people call with A/rag... what are you trying to catch with a weak ace???

  • I'd rather call with ace4 than with ace 8 cos of wheel draws...

  • same here. but you can't play a/rag ALL the time, once in a while i guess its ok, b/c its that much harder for your opponent to put you on a hand once the flop comes a/7/4. u can play it if you are SURE u can fold a pair if u kno your outkicked.

  • I don't agree at all. If you play A4 and ur opponent has AK. What do you do if the flop comes A4K? You go broke because you played Ace rag. Also, the chances of you catching a miracle flop are also extremely low. And how often will you flop Aces up when ur opponent has AK? Not often enough to justify playing that garbage hand. Only time playing Ace rag is a good idea if you're opening the pot with a raise from late position (preferably from the cutoff or button).

  • lol at the nose job comment.. that look that she gives clownie when the "4" hits the river IS PRICELESS!!

  • vanesa hoty but retard

  • hoty?

    clonie look much better than venassa

  • the foookin cunt

  • if that bitch with the ace 4 keeps playing like that shell be broke very soon. having said that clonie didnt bet enough with bottom two one the turn.

  • vanessa is pretty....she just needs a nose job

  • Vanessa is sexy

  • dumb women poker players are so attractive.... jennifer is better.. check out the dumb hand she played against patrick.. so attractive..

  • makes me wanna dick slap that hoe for playing the hand so bad!

  • haha stupid bitches wtf r they doin playin poker anyway?just to prove a woman can play?they can't fuckin stupid creatures cook clean and suck dick and thats it as the song says lol

  • bad play chaceing to pair to the river

  • clonie looks like a methed out 2 dolla whore!

  • worth it

  • lol yeah

  • i agree

  • toonie tuesday.

  • she should have bet 5 k on the end and if vaneesa moves all in she would know shes beat

  • and remain with nothing? i dont think so

  • can anyone say monkey tilt?

  • i hate vanessa. she sucks.

  • she should go back to giving hummers....

  • clonies face aged like 20 years after this hand.....OH SHIT!!! hahaha

  • and she look about 140 before the hand. jesus, bury her.

  • Clonie is NASTY

  • GO VANESSA:D

  • When you have a ask a cokehead for cash, you know you're strapped.

  • Clonie should have raised the flop. Vanessa should have been aborted.

  • Yaah they both should've but they're not exactly decent players are they.. I have been watching poker a long time and have seen Vanessa and Clonie continually make horrible decisions that even an amatuer like me would know to not to do

  • i totally agree with, thats exactly what i thought when i saw this video. i think beside their bad decision making, they having a real weak body language which makes them easy to read. Im not saying that im a better poker player but both are not even close to a Cunningham,hellmuth...

  • is clonie supposed to be a pro???? such a standard hand and she "freaks" out when she sees vanessa's hand. What if she got a real badbeat??

  • i think she was just disgusted that vanessa hung around with A4. on AJ10 flop its pretty hard to be in front after a check and call with A4

  • I feel u. I think if Clonie hadn't thrown in a tester on the flop, she at least should have raised Vanessa on the turn.

  • Oops. I meant the flop.

  • Not to mention that Vanessa's string bet. Vanessa says "I think I have to call" and then she tells Clonie to put her hand back, THEN