I am the BEST at Halo 3!!!

[killacabrals]

dude you suck balls okay so never say your the best again because your not. In halo reach I am the top rank

[haloapple302]

i would pone you matao i'm an mp5z we all ways win ao fuck you

[TheElementgamez]

what the fuck do take a chill pill u retarded kid anyone could beat u in a game of halo 3

[AyeStevieee]

like if you watching this in 2011 lol

[NEWsteelforcer]

This is for humor, I know that. Lol funny good job but I think I have seen people get like 20 kills or more.

[PR2Playas]

=D Walshy is the best ay halo in general.....he WILL settle this face to ****ing Face

[maddogspn96950]

Can't find a match, because people who suck are not allowed to play. :D

[maxinedude]

I Beat Down :<

[sprstealthninjakitty]

dude, i got 19 kills, 3 deaths, 16 weapon kills, 12 heatshots, best spree : 14

[whipkids]

@sprstealthninjakitty LOL, that sucks

[xraper425]

dude take a fucking chill pill

[ninjadevilz81]

the score and the stuff????????????????????????

[ninjadevilz81]

i bet most of the people beat down he is a retard

[BigBite23]

someone needs to calm down and play with the little dogs for a while if u agree gimmie thumbs

[hapyeye]

the silliest video on youtube !! i waste 20 seconds from my life on this ridiculous video

[raywillaimjhonson]

if you disliked this you proably cry when your freind make a rasict comments, assuming you have freinds.

[Se7eNzSiNz]

FUCK OFF

[tekhnokilla]

lol



[ICEWOLF7600]

Man, I get like 25 kills every game one reach,

[ThatMexicanKid101]

Ahaha well guess what ur moms already here im fukin her right now! Ahaha

[wtfdean123]

lol he said he will never die and then he said he gets distracted and dies.... that kinda doesnt make sense

[wtfdean123]

somebody needs a happy meAL....

[DGTOXIC10th]

Go Here= dg-rebuild.webs.com

[DGTOXIC10th]

spastic fuck

[1STOPWalkthroughs]

lol "AVERAGE LIFE... 52 SECONDS YEAHHHHHH!!!!"

[SeeN0More]

If people can't realise that this is just for humour, you are retarded.

[fiandaca123]

@SeeN0More Amen dude.

[REMlNGTON]

@SeeN0More I get that this is just for humor. It's just completely unfunny. I certainly have a sense of humor, but this is absolutely obnoxious; especially the accent and incessant swearing.

[mrdato116]

OMG wht the fucking GAY? in russia we will rape him and then kill. and i will have his xbox.

[nonignoggary12]

someones mom isnt home

[Reaper2252]

This Guy Sounds Like Vince

[Psych0Squad]

"You know what i can't stand?"

I can't stand your face, u suck

[1129111337]

oke is this a trol? if not:

1: why are you making this video if you dont like to speak.

2: fix your internet. (btw you shouldn't even have problems cause you were so good).

3: why you only have a killing frenzy and 2 doubles?

4: your raging the whole time. you dont speak online cause you save them your bullshit.

[MW2IS4JEWS]

fucking faggot

[MegaStevenray]

''look at my little thang after the game'' lol he said he has a little wewe

[Nemacyst117]

GAY

[dylanrunescapemaster]

your awsome :DD

[AxonV2]

fake and gay.

[xiezihan]

lol U rule mateo! :)

[theshadow563]

Wow congrats you got 17 kills! No fucking way! Your a god bro! Not...

[jOsHdAvIsvIdEos]

i cant stand your voice you ilagel fucking beaner....

[AJhalo1]

Highest skill: 30. Social slayer.

[Rampagelil]

Hahaha I love this video Ive been watching this since you put it out and everytime I get a snipe kill I always say in the mother fucking face hahaha. I also love how people still don't get that this is a joke video.

[Starryboy77]

And he says they whine......

[lolen33]

he is american.. he is just acting you fuckin faggot's...

[jarodhawk1]

he is jokin guys dont worry! :)

[JTFloOfficial1]

Yall jus chill hes just joking

Fucking Babies

[GuitarDNA]

this vid made me hate you so hard, YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAG!

[PizzabrainTV]

hey make another video and lets watch you play if you think u r so good and plus u cus waaaaay to much... and i dont even need a gun to kill you im a level 25 i doubt you can beat that so i want u to put a video of you playing on xbox live and ill see how you do...

[Captaincrab77]

i could own u with a pistol in halo reach

[jarodhawk1]

@Captaincrab77 the pistol: its not the matter soldier... is how you use it! its obvious you are gonna kill him because its the best gun in halo reach!!!! AND he is just joking man! chill!!! :)

[Captaincrab77]

@jarodhawk1 i figure that out a week ago and i am good friends with him now

[iijqqrrr122]

whats next i am the best at chocking $}

[Julietachanel]

u got a serious problema man...

[K1utch5nip3]

Wat a quier

[TylerJman1]

u brag

[iwemattlack]

where do you shoot? lol =P

[XxSoxiLLxX]

I know this is a old vid and nobody plays halo 3 but i have to say i never laughed so hard at a youtube video lmao

[Jillz500]

GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

hes a comedian he is not doing this on purpose look at his other vids

[TuckingFypo1994]

mateo = fucking failure who only gets 18 kills in social slayer matchmaking... FAILURE!!

[Switchy2000]

hey u think ur so good y wont u make a gameplay vid of u playing MLG and without using grenades the whole game

[lorainhose]

i watched his stats on bungie.net he really is laaammmme. but i like his accent hahah

[Rayboy900]

you are so gay!

[3micah]

not funny jus lame

[hkdarling1]

dude stop making fun of gamers ok would if some one beat u

[michahman]

dude stfu stop cussing FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[metalass669]

Seriously now WTF????

[ClosProductions]

lolol, i thought u said u dont die. :45

[ClosProductions]

@ClosProductions 0:45

[wasupsukas]

stop tryin to be gangster u try to swear but u stuter every 5 seconds r u like 40 or sumthin get a life u try to make ur voice deeper and brag but nope u cant HAHA good luck to get a girl but ull get a guy tht has no life haha

[MW2TheMatrix]

Stop making videos you are wasting your fucking time and your fucking money.

You will no be successful on Youtube so stop trying.

[TheDarkVideos]

lol.. you guys do relies this is just meant to be just a joke right? wow idiots.

[CalculatedChaos86]

You have very low goals in life, don't you Mateo? Way to set that bar high. Go out, get laid (if you can) and stop using caffeine because seriously... wtf.

[WeAllDislikeFRED]

Weres the xbox...?

[ZSkILLZz]

actually u shoot them in the head while walking towards them and when u get 2 close thats when u beat them down

[UniqeTeckNique]

Wuts up with his horrible 80s haircut? o yea he is also looking cross eyed

[09austinlee3]

mateo fucking sucks

[ninjadevilz81]

@09austinlee3

thank u he only says the f word in every sentence

[sasuke334]

look look i got 11 head shots ok the other guy got 14

[SpearheadWarrior]

Mateo, I have the most headshots beeches, Mateo, I have 0% sex appeal and no life!

Seriously, you're not the best, I don't doubt that you could beat me. But there are plenty of people out there who could kick your ass any time of the day.

Also...umad??

[kevinexplenda24]

just kidding

[youk1001234]

you mother fucker! shut the fuck up, yeah go play your fucking game noob

[ridelighning99]

i beat down people down beaytch

[kevinexplenda24]

bungie is better than you hahahahahahahaha noob

[OkayNicJu5t]

THIS GUY IS FUCKIN FUNNY..... I WAS FUCKIN ROLLIN

[MarioGoGoGoGoGoGoGoo]

@Mushrambo15 dude i played against walshy (his new gamertag is Yhslaw) and i got 27kills he got 20 lol

[ibez07]

its amazing how stupid people are,,ITS A JOKE U CUNTS

[westy253697]

wtf u twat 

[cookiemonster3418]

NOOB!

[28fields]

People stop getting so mad it's a fuckin joke

[TheEM253]

nikka shut your mateo ass up and play me 1 on 1 im a beast the gt is ES253 lets go faget

[Rampagelil]

@TheEM253 Learn how to spell.

[OkayNicJu5t]

@TheEM253 I BEAT YOU CANT BEAT ME GAMRER TAG OKAYNIC JU5T IM A FUCKIN BEAST

[Mushrambo15]

you know what bro you probably suck dick at halo 3 lol, but when you beat: Kriptic, walshy, Roy, and snipedown then you can say your the best

[Legofan890]

More like worst at halo3

[DevilsRedTheElite]

haha omg ya stop fukin winin

[dbzrocks500]

bitch u probily suck at halo3 mother fucker stop your braggin

[mykillermax]

fuck you 1v1 me gamertag ninja blaster oh and youll get ownd

[UDontKnowJvle]

lol pls stfu and also look whos waning stupidnoob...

[cod6tristan]

fag wtf little voice of shit

[Dylan132100]

u suck u crazzyyy

[platypus695]

alright guys... one more time... ITS A FUCKING JOKE!!!

[r3gie831]

he's one annoying faggot

[Cortanaisatranny]

Halo 3 is a no skill game halo ce is so much more difficult don't get me wrong I love halo 3 bit with plasma jades out of all the years i've played halo ce i've only stuck 12 ppl in halo 3 I've stuck hundreds of ppl

[Boss5594]

so when is yo balls gonna drop bruh



[iTzGuay]

Uh let me know when you get a 50! (In Italian voice!) hahaha!

[Valentine42011]

i hate you

[billlibong]

1v1 sniper match if ur so good...I'm only a 24 and I'll probably shit in ur face gt sllabsregit

[spencer0718]

He cant say bitch right?

[pancholimpiadas]

you are crazy stupid you no are the best

[regimedragongang]

or shit orange...which ever

[regimedragongang]

HAHA!! ur armor color is shit brown....and matteo SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!

[CoIlapseofCoherence]

This is what happens when Italian Asians take Crack and have a camera, thinking someone will care? I couldn't take his voice, and also hate to say that the headset is to talk and be social and I can tell you don't know what that is.

[platypus695]

guys it was a joke he isnt being serious omg

[bububoosh123]

hey homo im an mlg pro ... wanna play me ninjamaster2012 ill poop all over u ha... and the only reason u play with 5 year olds ic cuz u sick and u cant ever level up ..so u basicly suck

[TheRemixise]

STFU NOB U NEED TO LEARN HOW 2 PLAY

I GET 30 KILLS 2 DTHS BITCH

[freerunninbeast22]

aint this about the dumbest son of a bitch u ever seen

[Commentwriter011]

Egoist

[IVIlgStarburst]

ur a bk i could totaly rape u and im 11 1v1 GT IVIlg Starburst  fuk u if u want 2 play with the big dogs play me hahahhahahhahhahahhaha

[palawajokominion]

lol!

[thelamborghinikid]

did u take ur chill pill

[Camfreak240]

but look he died 7 times ha ha ha and u are not the best 1v1 gt PUPPETMASTER250

[GuyPersonDudeBoy]

LMAO

[bayu585]

u are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL

[cyruzcampos]

Hey kid I'll tell you one thing dump your girlfriend bend over and suck bush's dick and while you do that your girlfriend will be masterbating in front of opera

[ryanrocks135]

@cyruzcampos wow someones got issues im guessing you wrote that cuz u can relate huh

[alexyo15]

hahahahaha

[DarkNinja204]

stfu, u rannoying.

[spencer0718]

@DarkNinja204 Dont you just love his small ass tv? (sarcasm)

[iTzAntiVirus]

lol u cant find a game cuz ur so bad....

[Wildmagic18]

haha nice video

[Und3adLuKaNg]

Dam man sthu I seen ur gamertag n I beat u badly once

[AlistarCrowley]

you problably get your ass kiked by the 5year olds ohh and your mom died and enjoied it because 5year olds raiped her

[AlistarCrowley]

you problably get your ass kicked by 5yrs old

[hellaboy137]

i love these people who r leaving retarded comments. if u take this vid serious u a fucking idiot

[davedhlzl1]

wow wow wow wow wow in the mother fucking head lol

[BlowerOfJobs]

stfu you overreacting piece of shit

[R3C0Npuppie]

-_- Dude you think that your cool or something, Dude your not cool if you swear... Dude stop swearing and learn how to Play halo like a man. You need To TALK SLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE!!! By they way you said you Play with 5 year olds! and your talking Trash that is bull!!! So your not the Big dog...................

[djhipporocket]

dude ur mum is goin to kill u if u keep swearing like that and u arent play u suck

[cusk07]

dude, you suck,

[T900S]

LMFAO, I LOVE THIS VID!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheUndisputed3]

you suck at the game.... your a stupid 34!!! talk to me when you get a 50 IN MLG

[shadowlayer2]

Maino go f*** ur grandma u only die because u droll when u see boys!!! and d*ck

and wait wat

``A 30`` u wanna play men STFU how cares if u hate foundry u suck to man u said that u hate the mic y do u have 1 heres wat u said  (my way to make it ezier 4 u)

i little kid wines im like f******* her right now(its a man)

[shadowlayer2]

WHO CARES WHO U R MAN!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Y WOULD U BUY THE GAME IF U GET ANGRY AT PEOPLE!!!

THE BIG DOGS PLAY WITH U

MAN HOW MANY MOTHERS HAVE U DONE 999,999,999,999 IF SO STPO PLAYIG THE F****** GAME!!!

[kwpwnu]

@shadowlayer2 shut the fuck up. wow

[galaxcyglitcher1997]

this guy is fucking funny

[EdProduct]

your guys armor is crumb

[regie831]

god....my heads gonna blow....someone take your xbox and slam that shit onto his fucking face...arrrhhh tell me where you fuckin live and Ill stick my cock onto your fuckin mouth

[MYGTISCARNAGEwSNIPER]

i am matayoooo

[RUST624]

and? I always get like 26 kills in all the games i play so shut the fuck up... :D

[bigk112114]

u got the funnryist voice ever if i had a voice like that i wold not make a vid

[godlikecharacta]

youtube owns

[biko304]

lol u said u had small balls xp

[trevorhick1]

fuck u muthafucka. u r a bitch. u sound lik a fuckin BITCH. and u fuckin suck. come play wid me n u will c who is the fuckin best. n u fuckin sound lik a faggot. fuck u metheyo or how ever u spell dat fuckin gay ass name

[stumpzaccount]

you mess with madayo ahahah. maddest

[dinith2350]

your mum left you alone when you were a child 1:06 1:07

[millerliteisgud]

lmfao!!!!

[angelpoet2]

I could kick this dudes ass with a damn plasma pisto- ASithLordsPoet im the Alpha dog son

[Yankeefancameron]

know wut i cant stand know wut i cant stand i cant stand these bragging retards

[BologniImports]

you play like your mom in bed last night asshole

[Yankeefancameron]

dude i will rock u play me on slackspencer

[hkidd5]

Dude sftu u probably get owned you shouldnt brag cuz if u die then u probably get owned and lose concentration then u have a massive blowout snd go cry...

BTW no one gives a shit about fukin kills and deaths ratio so shut the fuck up (again)

[xxzkxlegitxx]

get the fuck off youtube..athene wannabe, you cant take that shit to 360...be original ya fuckin chode..ya fuckin gnark..you aint shit lol

[miramemucholla]

play with the MATEO

[MyRoflcopterIsRed]

Ranked = 1.04 K/D

Social = 0.77 K/D

Good Job =)

[AGOPIMOU1]

u got problems

[Armalizilto]

Yeah right.

[jonnydarcko1]

IIts a joke but g=still gay lol

[Gamer2555]

wow your a joke

[BCarmine98]

shut up u Fuckoff you hate the players their then go play fuckin gears if you hate it and u r a fuckin hypocrite because your whining

[haloreachisbadd]

in the mother fuckin face...... stop usein the ar try the br or sniper hoe u suck

[teggyboy94]

Idiots!!!! Its a skit. For those who didnt get this, GET A LIFE!!!!!!

[totalkone]

another thing is im better than u ya kno y cuz my file share say it all i changed my gamertag from the old videos but i rape regardless 18 kills tht aint good enough either noob

[totalkone]

ur a noob u suk at life and video games rather u host or not i kill noobs

[Fantasmeo]

funny as hell, good job.

[graydays79]

Im a noob at the NEW YOUTUBE :< , youtube SUKS!!

[Yankeefancameron]

lol at 2:12 - 2:14 GOD JESUS f*in crist