Maz Jobrani - Axis of Evil Comedy - Gas prices

[moistsheep]

Hear Rabbi Sol Solomon's Rabbinical Reflection (3/12/11) on gas prices at his audio blog, ShalomDammit. c0m or by searching his name on youtube.

[rockdog123]

that girls is smoking ? i didnt see a sigaret

[AgainstZion91]

@rockdog123 lol, in america, its another saying for she's hot, or beautiful, or sexy.

[kaveh90]

0:42 He ain't lyin!

[fivedollarsagallon]

Brilliant.

[mikeyburn]

maz is the best. I really enjoyed watching all of his bits!

[pinkiruina]

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[hosseinfatal]

'K my ferend'...... shit is too funny

[snowstar08]

hahahahahahah HASSAN HOSSEIN DISCOUNT PUMP! ok my friend! *fuck America*

omg I loove Maz Jobrani<33 sooo funny(:

[IloveVitoria2009]

1:04 that guy probably experiences it everyday. LMFAO . look at his reaction

[cronaldofan017]

That chick IS NOT smoking.

[fheidarian]

Damn, that girl is somikn hot....she looks way better in person.

[vonversace]

gotta love maz comedy

[Rmullen1234]

hassan hussain. discount pump. okay

[simonistic]

HAHAHAHAHA

when he is pumping gas

"fooaaaaak ameericaaaaa"

love the accent!

[rencrow]

she's iranian so of course she's hot.

[robertk2007]

i like how you can see iranian chicks in america. in iran you wouldnt be able to see her face

[beh1310]

@robertk2007  wanna bet?

[robertk2007]

wanna bet what?

[eeranyA39]

@rencrow hell ya!

[DanneDuude1]

@rencrow hell to the yes my ferend ;)

[Dreamerx47]

she IS smoking

[eeranyA39]

@Dreamerx47 who are yall talking about?

[kiloah92]

LMFAOOO NOTICE THE SMOKING CHICK EH

[CUMALIOUS]

where can i watch AXIS OF EVIL online

[gstiedie]

he saying she's hot.

[Dungarth]

..Come on, the girl is not THAT pretty, she is pretty yes, but you see many Irani girls like that around, there are much better Irani girls out there.

[GalenGTV]

looks like Kim Kardashian

[FoSho949]

she is hot and im iranian

[kabobeater51]

lmfao lol funniest thing i ever saw that chick u say looks really bad. srry to tell u man.

[ell1994]

dude even for a persian she is DELICIOUS

[flaminred97]

this is hilarious

[bluecobalt27]

This guy's fantastic! Never saw his work before today.

You're right about the hot chick btw - that's why the director keeps cutting to her!

[masquerade34]

hello hassan it goes down tonight at midnight. lol

[egyptiankiller]

the chick thats hot is his wife

[tabons]

so?

[KurdFoahLif33]

where can you see his wife?

nd he said he had a girlfrend dat was Christian not a wife.. i dunoo mayb dey got marrieed

[gullwing556]

No way...that's awesome

[queenzillest]

she is hot i agree

[masquerade34]

i think she's pretty. not hot.

don't call brown/arab people "hot" or "sexy"

they're pretty.

[hiimbritish]

I think she is really hot, too

[pakipunjabi]

dude that chick was fucking hot, i would want to fuck her over and over

[lilcuku]

wrong number lmaoooooo

[legodude11]

Faach america... lol

[andyforever2009]

maz is the best

[mambosdapenguin]

0:35

[retards4fame]

stfu iranians rule

[kallikusta]

and teh yare rude too at same time

dont even liek neighboring countries!

too bad u ppl ahve too much inferiority complex!

[drake123josh]

yea shut up fagg

[legodude11]

That's racist and rude! would you like it if we called the ppl in ur country bitchs!

[J3Dizzle]

Goddammit I am Persian! I'm reppin Iran not trashing it, shit, calm down.

[legodude11]

Sorry

[J3Dizzle]

It's alright man, I'd be pissed too

[shaheen1991]

there to stupid to understand you mean YEAHHHH IRANIANS ARE BEST BITCH!!!! they read it as iranians are bitch... khar kosteha hichi hallishon nemisheh.. stupid idiots!

[Spooky207]

:)

HASSAN HUSSAN !! heheheheh

he is soo brilliant!

[bluew4]

im soo happy im persian now looolllll

[akaalawadhi]

persian 4 life :)

[kawaidxb]

omg i cant stop laughing hassan hussan thing made me laugh

[Otif182]

I LOVE MAZ!

[kaykayher]

persian pride <3

[quicksilverb1]

you think i have a discount pump?

LOL

[HizbElKhabatha]

Hahahahaha, this guy is jokes!

[mobilesuit7]

whats the word on the street!!!!??? lol!!!

[Muslimah1987]

"oops sorry wrong number"- loooooooooooool!

[ajscorpion3]

fag.. does ur dad own ur private too?

[maram9865]

that was soooooooo funny

[rongravy]

an iranian owns the gas station down the street. i asked him why prices were so high once, and he told me to ask bush, lol.

[Snowman374th]

@rongravy- I heard one say B/c I can get it..!!!!!

[PeaceAndLove4Ever3]

hes so funny XD

i cant find the one where he got that letter =[

[Abd3llah]

lol yeah this guy is heaps funny

[youngnewtonian]

he is really awesomly funny, but his style is quite like jerry seinfeld, but this guy is far funny than him...

[y0uG0gLeNc0c0]

lmao

whats the word on the streeetttt

[fearlessgreek11]

lmao!! hassan hoosein discount pump ok lmao yeeee ok fuck america yea okk! lmao i love that part lmao

[Hanibaltube]

What's the word on the streets? ....lol

[iransoccerking8]

hassan hoosein discount pump? ochkay my friend hahahah

[CyReNiUsX]

Haha, he did a perfect Iranian accent =p

[PerZiaNPriNce7]

cuz he is iranian

[aria64mm]

Oops sorry wrong nuber. hahaha!

[aria64mm]

this is soo funny.

[ReverendRepulsion]

russell peters is so much better

[HowToBeTV]

then go watch him.

It's not rocket science.

[Hadogei123456789]

They talk about different things. It's like comparing either of them to Chris Rock.

[sounik1]

why am I so attracted to this man?

[rencrow]

lmaoo fock omerica!

[iranianbita]

fuck america ha?

[gstiedie]

omg hes right im from the middle east i get REALY stupid ? 1 way or another he is hi-lar-e-us

[tributevocalist]

lmao@discount pump, anyone from the middle east asks for a discount, no matter where they shop at

[anchittaa]

no they dont!

u didnt get the point of what he was trying to say!

[619Niners]

i love it when he says "Fuck America" he sounds so funny when he says it.

[marta427]

i love this guy his to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lololololololololololol

[kingdave7]

hes awesome

btw middle eastern girls in the audience are hot

[Tahmmo]

@kingdave7 hairy though,, it grows overnight man, take it from an iranian:) haha

[Na1Dool2Dool100TaDul]

hello? hasan it goes down tomorrow midnight... who is this?... oops sorry wrong number... hahaha lol XD

[kevinthinks]

oooopppss sorry, wrong number. I love that part it is hilarious....

-Kevin Morrow

[rezz0w]

dis guy can speak farsi 2 rite?

[bahrainishredguitar]

ya he does

[kristeenkristeen]

yoo hez hilluiarious!!

[nekimt]

don't make sents

[limebint]

I can see why...lol

alright....Ill stop making sents.

But what did sents ever do to u?

This guy either means

Scents...stop making aromas.

Cents....stop making money.

Sent-s...stop sending stuff.

Oh sense...only terrorists think this is funny!

Dude....u dont make sents either!

[ethnikation]

lololol

[Macedoniaserbia91]

u fuckin legend

[persiancarpet15]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 00:47 !!!! HAHAHAHA

[Farid13]

does anybody know how old you have to be to go to a stand up show like this?

[m33lad]

loooooooooooool hahhaaaaaaaaaa!!

[d0xit0]

whos the hot bitch that theyalways show

[theredkatana]

yeah, the camera man? that was me. you can thank me later

[d0xit0]

wtf u talkin about? no the girl u tard

[tadow331]

Hassan, Hossein discount pump!

OKAY MY FRIEND!

[iranianbita]

wow asowme

[iranbita]

WOW HE IS THE BEST ASWOME

[zeidmuti]

ffooch america

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHH­AA

[Peraj82]

He is the best

[bitairan]

lol he is funny

[fakesawi]

Lol nvm!!

[WOTS29]

Maz Jobrani rocks. If you like him, check out my profile because I have favorited all his videos.

[fakesawi]

Do u know where i can find the part with his hotmail account

[WOTS29]

I have seen that one, and i searched for it but I can not find it. Please let me know if you find it but i think they took that one down.

[angelo1405]

that girl at :42 is hot !!

[monsterman100]

i don't work at opix

[israak]

i luv his guts maan!!:D

lmao

[cezaxgame]

This guy Jokes..LOL

[masi20072007]

i think hez hot :P hehe

[angelo1405]

wtf, who asked.

[leh03]

Lol. i love this guy.

[tributevocalist]

he was right about the discount pump lol any Arab-American wants a discount no matter where they shop at, they do it at Walmart all the time, "No, man, you actually have to PAY for the shit!" lmao

[PeanutbutterCrazy]

what's going on fifty words or less,break it down would you, you're my middle eastern friend,

lol

[misaisfat]

hassan hossain!

[footballfan222]

discount pump

ok my friend!

[t1nkerb3lla]

that made sence8-)

[WOTS29]

Its persian dude. Don't hate or discriminate.

[zerosolid49]

farshit cant spell shit even though its in his or her name if u girl call me name is jessica

[zerosolid49]

hey masoud ugly go beghor you cany even type what you in pre school go to kumon r sylvan and get a tutor or else you fs fs not even d f f f f f f f f fff f f ffffff f f ff f ff your gonna be a hobo hobo hobo

[asre2001]

masoud33 im persian and i think your retarded.

Why are there so many persians that are soo fucking defensive for a retarded islamic government...

Screw the current gov, bring back the monarchy.

[lilpimpster316]

damn right

[rtahouri]

I agree notin agianst islam just really hate it in politics itjust doesnt belong

[blaze17935]

i had grate time thanks

[anashania8]

all Iranians are very educated- you sound fake.

[andtennis]

dont u get it , there is only one religion which leads ppl to heaven and zarosht is not it ur so proud , iran has become shit just for proud ppl like you

[Farshad1975]

Its become "shiite", u mean..

[zz03]

lol, love the gas discount card idea, we should get workin on that!

[g0or0o]

omfg!funy iam iranian and went to iran and gas was like 50cents for a tank of gas lifewizard34, salam chetori?

[vnktravi]

wow so fucking funny man... its goes down tomorrow

[Shortybball220]

funny stuff. this guy is HIGHlarious

[Neiize]

"Hello, Hassan? It goes down tomorrow at midnight!"

"Who is this?"

"Oops, sorry. Wrong number."

LMFAO!

[lifewizard34]

your my middle eastern friend

LMAO

and i'm iranian too! no seriously I am!

[XOmcrXO4EvEr]

lmao!!!

[moonynice1991]

itssssssss nice

very funnyyyyyyyyyyy

love this jokes