Our Two-Year Old Child Prodigy Pianist (06/17/2007)

[speakingfreely]

You get an F.

[77mrpercussion1]

ahaha for some reason i cracked up laughing as soon as it starteed :D

[theflyingmusician1]

Ahhh, a John Cage piece :p

[stupidvideos73]

shit.. dislike u wasted 23 seconds

[captainshitto]

THAT WAS SHIT. SO I MASTURBATED

[oiuyuioiuyuio]

his parents should be put into jail, fuckin retarded cocksuckers.

[CastinCouchnCatwalk]

Wow, this kid may be the next Mozart

[mr559]

He's definitely not hitting all these notes and chords like everyone expects nor is he playing a well constructed melody, but the kid sure knows how to make it dramatic, adding pauses and holding notes longer. He definitely has potential.

[983215ljhlkadbspig6y]

This kid loves making sound. He REALLY likes it too, you can tell. That's all you need. Once he grows up, that love to make sound will be refined, hopefully...

[MrJeff54321]

you're a legendary pianist that i have never seen before.

[iloveevanescence1795]

Troll.

[cactusclouds]

Noisy child would get less attention on this site!

[iwarshavsky]

Cute, but not prodigy

[SimpleStrayer]

Okay, i'm not mad that this was posted. i'm just confused as to why this was listed as a featured video??

[sesumaya]

@SimpleStrayer I'm confused by that as well, but welcome the extra views!

[DAN5675able]

@sesumaya there is a problem with this. this is sort of against community guidelines for misleading text. It can be flagged for that reason. I'm not going to do it but it is the truth.

[sesumaya]

@DAN5675able The rule you're referring to is as follows: "Don’t create misleading descriptions, tags, titles or thumbnails in order to increase views. " First of all, my intention was never to increase views. If that was the case, I would have used similar terminology in my other videos. The title was intended as sarcasm and the description was intentionally over the top. As for my tags, they include the words "banging" and "humor". Hope this info helps!

[fmlx27x]

this is fucking stupid

[silencesings]

I liked it! :) The boy is so cute :)

[GlowingGelid]

Wow, your kid sucks, more-so than myself at the age of two. You should really not take advantage of our time, especially people who actually talent scout on youtube. I would love to see you audition your child into a talent search, I think that would be more appropriate to what you are looking for.

[sesumaya]

@GlowingGelid First you indicated that you felt taken advantage of in regards to your time, but in the next sentence you're expressing an interest in spending time in watching me audition my son in a talent search? What gives?

[pulvirizer]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[abbeyboxer2010]

You don't have to be angry for this, because obviously this was posted just for fun, and those people who actually expected a genious doesn't have to act all angry about like me, which I just laughed to pieces.

[Celestrall]

I actually thought it was nice... You know all these movies on here with children that are like 7 years old and play Chopin or whatever.. It's nice to find some videos that don't seem all that arrogant (not saying all the others are... but some are!)

[cielorodriguezzz]

wow,amazing! notes please?

[5127]

wow i love how many people are so critical on here , grow a heart and grow the fuck up .... P.s Sesumaya absolutely loved it he is adorable

[TPBHvideos]

the dislike bar looks like a lightsaber

[sesumaya]

Actually, it's the "like" bar that looks like a lightsaber.

[TPBHvideos]

@sesumaya lol but i disliked it hahahaha ;) lol i get u though XD

[edshift]

Luv it.

As it should be.

He'll learn naturally.

Epic.

Much Props

:-)

Luv and peace,

Ed.

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

prodigy? i should record my cat playing the piano then

[Soulflyer123]

a family of retards, fantastic!

[beethovens9th1]

what bloody rubbish, go die

[aclose]

One to keep an eye on for sure. His piano playing should be be pretty good too.

[gatinho200]

Please...Shut up and go to play Nntendo DS .

[celloz777]

he was beastin!!!! get it !!! lol

[jamesedwardtheobald]

successor to cecil taylor 

[MrBuuuuurp]

i liked the poster :P

quite a sense of humor, and a cool head in the face of harsh comments

[dlouisbaker]

Well done young man! My 2 year old Son is about as good as you! :)

[chalyminx]

what utter crap

[DICACIO1]

not until he hits the black keys ;)

[iloveevanescence1795]

...you can't be serious....

[AspireSlayer]

cool XD

[moneybells]

That song rocked from his perspective. FUCK all u haters and i'm a concert pianist myself.

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

@moneybells lol@ that remark lie

[openware21]

Comment gâcher l'espace de stockage sur les serveurs de youtube! Lol

[MidnightRubberDucky]

I appriciate the witty comebacks Sesumaya comes up with. <3

[mily73]

hahaha!!! I can't stop laughing. It teaches something to all parents who post "serious" videos of their "prodigy" kid.

[aliciaalim]

I don't think I'll let anyone do that to my piano... XD

[SuperStarstepper]

come on people its cute hes having a good time, u can all make bad comments when u have your own piano playing 2 year old.

[HigherToBeBayer]

This is great. He skipped the Mozart part in his career and proceeded straight on to Stockhausen and Shostakovich. By the way, did he do the piano lid clapping as well?

[baronsting]

To many people on here take advantage of peoples curiousity by placing these fake videos on here. Why waste our time with something that we really dont want to see. I like to laugh like anyone but this isnt funny, interesting, or cute.

[sesumaya]

@baronsting I didn't realize that all YouTube uploads needed to go through you first! Honest!

[b215apple]

OMG I JUS STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD! THANKS FOR THIS!

[wolfzussie]

OMG he just raped the piano!!!

[7213258]

I think He could be a real good drummer! let's take him on drum!

[MrDubfiendHD]

23 seconds of my life wasted. by this child. i could have spent that by sitting here on my seat NOT watching this video.

[colby18239]

This Was Pointless...

[cmiranda1218]

Pure genius! Is he teaching? I could use a few lessons!

[Cellokicksass]

three words:

this kid sucks

[DaveBraga]

My child's still in the third trimester and he can already do a Brahms medley. Tough on mom, though...

[lyaacoubicham]

there was someone who died by the noise behind

[AliPali94]

They weren't being serious guys, calk down, it's just a bit of harmless fun. They don't actually think their kid is a prodigy, it's a joke they are kind of mocking him but in a nice way :P

[101girlsrule]

wow even my bird stepping on the keys of the console sounded better than this.

[3dog57]

that poor piano T.T

[EddieMyTeddie]

David's musical ability shows no bounds as he utilizes unique chords and structured rhythm to create a harmony of flustered notes that illustrate creative genius through the eyes of a two-year old. Watch as he waits for the opportune moment to introduce dramatic pauses and single notes when least expected, only to lead to the exciting conclusion. *Absolutely brilliant! And to think he never had a single lesson in his life!

LOLOLOLOLMFAO WAAWAHHAHAH xDDD

[desireforpepsi]

*laughs* I bet his parents isn't mature enough to not put this up, and yes, his parents aren't mature enough to not answer the haters' comments either.

[rhythm61]

he is just imitating my cat's video

[NerdsKrew]

his parents are gay for for putting this up

[sesumaya]

@NerdSkrew - That's quite an assumption! Thanks for sharing!

[vagikitten]

@NerdsKrew who gives a flip if they are gay or not, ffs, what a stupid comment. i think he's cute.!

[NerdsKrew]

@vagikitten oh im sorry, his parents arn't gay. THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED

[vagikitten]

@NerdsKrew that has to be the stupidest comment ever.

[czerashni]

oh so cute

[smartercat]

hmmm....

[tfmMspringles]

lol

[CandidlySubtle]

This is freaking hilarious!! I love the sarcasm here!! HAHAHA!

[MrKevinsense]

This is completely dishonest and shameful.

[SunKing2]

I bet this kid dropped his parents on the head a few too many times.

[sesumaya]

@SunKing2 True, but only when he wasn't busy bench pressing the family car.

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

@sesumaya that joke is so corny

[punesauce]

@sesumaya ur a fuckin idiot dawg.

[sesumaya]

@punesauce That really hurts to see you write that. Seriously -, how could you do that to the English language?

[alicethetic]

That is the jam!

[cristinababos]

Oh, and why didn't you take him to America's got talent??!!

[sesumaya]

@cristinababos He was too busy on the international tour to to even consider this route!

[NatPerezO]

lol

[MissCutePolina1]

The kid has got talent!!!! :)

[nicehax]

just another retard.

[BabyBeGood]

@nicehax Dont be a jerk...calm down. And if you are calm, grow up.

[dj2bklyn]

NO COMMENT

[butterfly222432]

wow cool..........

[noyce83]

im choked up a little...gorgeous, stunning, fucking wicked are all things that come to mind when i hear that child tickle the ivories

[imdanadana]

ohmygod.....IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

[fl260]

PARENTAL FAIL

[jammy239]

WTF :p ITS SO FUNNY YOUR EXPECTING SOMETHING LIKE I DUNNO SOMETHING ABD THEN THIS .LMFAO O FUNNY TIMES

[RH98]

Hmm... his playing is a little avant-garde for my tastes.

[godman55]

Not!



[valdas0]

heh it made me smile :)

[superlindeke]

haha

[lannlann]

get that kid a bongo!

[LadyLetheSiren]

I could only play on those colorful tiny pianos when I was little, so this is prodigal to me. Play til your heart's content and your sippy cup is ready, little baby! ^_^"

Thanks for uploading! :)

[AceSkepTik]

Outstanding. Truly a misunderstood genius.

[sesumaya]

@mikaelaysabel91 "23 minutes!" Wow! You might be my biggest fan! Thanks for watching 100x!!!

[AmateurViolinist]

@sesumaya Well, 60 times ;) But yeah! Haha! Unique chords... Haha, I actually am kinda amused... I can play unique chords too!

[magen178]

@sesumaya a hundred times 23 seconds dont equal 23 minutes ;)

[sesumaya]

@magen178 I'm not sure what's more embarassing; my mathematical blunder, or the fact that of the approximately 2k views since my post, only one person - you - spotted the error and called me out on it...

[Skinny661]

OMG! is this song on itunes??

[Cienstin]

I'm sure this child will end up going to school, a bully, bullying real prodigies.

[sesumaya]

@Cienstin - Wow, you're good! He already *does* go to school! As for the bullying part, I'll let you know!

[Cienstin]

Why record this when you could have taught your son to play a simple piece, instead being a pretentious parent...

[sesumaya]

@Cienstin Simple - I don't know how to play, let alone teach! And I can certainly understand why you'd call me pretentious, but that's a view usually only shared by the sarcasm-impaired.

[Cienstin]

@sesumaya I'm sure you don't why I used pretentious, instead any other word such as obnoxious, but I do find it sad that you don't know how to play to piano to even teach your child. Your child's performance is the culmination of your effort and knowledge. It really shows.

[sesumaya]

@Cienstin Thanks! Always nice to hear from a fan!

[hart063]

@sesumaya Nice, criticism from a complete stranger. Maybe if you spend more time offering your expertise instead of criticizing others, you yourself could produce and not destroy. I am sure your kids will turn out very happy.

[sesumaya]

@hart063 Thanks for the criticism! By the way, who are you?

[hart063]

@sesumaya lol... just an admirer of your son's music - funny post

[samdajellybeenie14]

@Cienstin Well that was a very ugly thing to say, it was a joke.

[utubuser10]

woe, a prodigy who's not asian...

[EmulatorDX]

Yeah, white people never respect what they have, banging on the piano like that, very dishonorable.

[sesumaya]

@EmulatorDX A two-year old "banging" on a piano causes the piano no real harm, but someone who demonstrates generalized prejudice is an infection on society. Who are you to question anothers' honor?

[caityvic]

hahahaha so good! the description made me laugh!! and it's just a joke people! get over it!

[CalvinSomething]

... I laughed. The description helped :P

[ThePaczki]

Can I have my 23 seconds back?

[sesumaya]

@rosaliewhitlock Awesome! How about posting a video of your niece playing?

[mindbodyheartansoul]

This is a prime example of why I choose NOT to have children. He clearly has no talent whatsoever & is not even a moderately child. You wasted my time. The parants would be better off to get him practice the phrase..."would you like fries with that? " He SUCKSSSS !!

[sesumaya]

@mindbodyheartansoul Actually, it's probably a good thing that you won't procreate. It takes a lot to be a parent, and if the idea of your child interacting with the world (and perhaps having some fun in the process) tends to eat you up inside, then parenting really isn't for you.

[mindbodyheartansoul]

@sesumaya FACT is that you dont appear to be a very good role model, as you state that your child is a prodigy when he CLEARLY, is NOT. GREAT example of integrity,Mom & Dad. From the video, he looks like he is not only 'not a prodigy', but he in fact, appears to be a bit SLOW. Prodigies are children like Emily Bear, Tallen Latz etc.You've prooven yourself to be 1.) a liar & 2.) poor role model ! Should've stopped for condoms on the way back 2 the trailer.

[jheck7]

viewing your "prodigy" child was the biggest waste of my time and half million others.

[sesumaya]

@jheck7 Thank you for your analysis, Jeff. It's a bit sad to hear that 500k feel it's a waste of time, but at least it's satisfying that another 100k didn't consider it a waste.

[SuperKirby555]

Amazing! :)

[kaimina6]

if this was a desperate attempt to be funny by any meaning , it failed in every way;

if it was a desperate attempt but just an attemp of being funny then again failled

[sesumaya]

@kaimina6 If your comment was an attempt to provide constructive criticism to a toddler, then it failed in every way.

If your comment was an attempt to demonstrate your poor grasp of the English language to the YouTube community, then... congratulations!

[kaimina6]

@kaimina6 it was an attempt to make you realise that your video is just as insignificant as most of the videos on youtube , perhaps failled in every way but useful for you , hopefully.

your kid doesn't seem to have any tallent and even less prodige , but for some reason you still film him , that's a choice however it shouldn't be allowed to put useless videos like this one on youtube .

take a look at some of the videos sugested at your right and perhaps you'll se the difference

[sesumaya]

@kaimina6 You've been a member of YouTube for over two years and you still don't get it. No video is going to please everybody, and if this video isn't for you than just move on.

Until you start up "kaiminaTube", you will always encounter videos that you consider "insignificant."

[BlackPanther5452]

@kaimina6 the kid it TWO...could you play piano at two? can you even play it now? The point is, the kid is super cute on the piano and the song didnt actually sound that bad...I couldn't even play that good.

And it isn't a useless video because for the parents/family/friends of that kid, it's a really good thing. besides, if yu really hate this video so much, why comment so much? why waste your time writing lots of hatred when it's just as easy to click another vid.

[JohnBigmon]

I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PARENTS WHO'S GOING TO TRY TO CASH IN ON THIS KID'S TALENT. JUST LET HIM BE A KID!

[sesumaya]

@JohnBigmon Not to worry, John! It might be something of a surprise, but he really doesn't need to spend much time practicing!

[148plc]

omg this is my worst nightmare, a two year old + a piano can never equal anything good : l

[Theodosia2839]

Can I have his autograph????!!!!! he is sooooo cool!!!

[Icomeon]

do you the meaning of the word, prodigy?

[sesumaya]

@Icomeon Know.

[ewanl33t]

wow did you seriously spend 3 years replying to people?

[roxylovingly]

aaww haha he really is a prodigy notice how he always hit the same notes subconsciously! :)

[xxanimeluverxx2080]

That really touched my heart..

[okami912]

THIS IS AMAZING! when can i buy his album???

[sesumaya]

@okami912 Be patient! The first two pressings sold out. You might be able to find one selling on EBay but you'll most likely pay a premium. We anticipate it will be available this summer on iTunes if you don't mind going that route. Thanks for your comment!

[cutiebop1000]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww How CUTE!!!!

[alieshalovez]

people these days people never understand BAD talent nd some of yall said dat he was good yeah right !!! >_>

[sesumaya]

@alieshalovez All things considered, he plays better at 2 than you write at 17.

[anatats89]

hahahahahahahaha....hilarious!­! =) He's going to be a great pianist!! =)

[NoobsyPoopsy]

thanks, that you let me here! now i totally wasted my time!

[icypenguin11]

Haha that's just like me when I was two!

My first song I ever came up with was called "Dinosaurs and Fairies"

It consisted of me banging the lowest keys (the dinos) and the highest keys (the fairies)

^_^

[cold197]

@icypenguin11 aw that sounds cute! =^.^=

[theginzamo]

lmao i don't understand how so many people can't understand this is a JOKE. wow, fail

[popo4128]

was thAT not supposed drive me into insanity? plaese tell me im confused

[shorty124]

man, this kid is DEFINITELY going places.

[utubuser10]

YES, BUT YOU SHOULD ENSURE THAT HE LEADS A NORMAL LIFE AND NOT ENSLAVE HIM TO HIS TALENT. ALLOW HIM TO BE A CHILD...

[LCaaroe]

Lots of people really think this is serious?

[ThePianoman1998]

he's 2 get over it ppl

[chochut13]

uf...just take him from the piano pls...:)

[williamlin09]

i think there is a misunderstanding of what the definition of prodigy is

[Schullz10]

please change the title, this is not what people are looking for.

[hilly1690]

he's just banging the keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!! prodigy hardley

[otaku2596]

poor piano

[HiroAkemi82]

I like how none of you get that this video is under Humor for ITS A DAMN JOKE IDIOTS.

[12345cdog12345]

@HiroAkemi82 I actually dont think it is!

[Mrgermatic]

He didnt broke the piano???

[100MrPianist]

OH! Really "talented"! "PRODIGY". OH...

[aris9876]

wow a natural HAHA 

[DroppedUrNos]

omg he's amazing!

[nickaf1990]

My god! All of you people that say "well that isn't a prodigy" or "he's just slamming his hand on there." He's a friggin kid! Who cares? His parents are obviously proud enough to post this video, and deal with all the smart alek comments. So all I have to say is get a life and stop baggin on a kid.

[sexisassy123456789]

first of all the title is misleading and second of all he's not even a prodigy. i'm just saying.

[sesumaya]

@sexisassy123456789 first of all your comment is misleading you're not saying you're just typing. i'm just saying.

[1KOOLRIFF]

@sesumaya No, you're typing.

[NikkieTyler]

@sesumaya He sucks ... Just saying;)

[hempropesmoker]

You people obviously have never met a parent in real life. Of course it sounds great to the parent, ever heard the expression "only a face a mother could love". Finally, no one else really cares about a toddler with a slight inclination to the piano. Although I'm sure after a few lessons he'll probably be better than anyone posting on this video.

[DerUnbekannte]

oh come on, it's a joke, have a laugh or gtfo