Winslow: Corporate Security

[Shikingo]

Security, hold plz. Security hold plz. I should do that. HOLD PUHLEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blobperson]

SECURITY DUCK!!!!!

[reppesis]

i want that glasses, too :S anyone remember where i can get them?

[henryfan88]

haha i fuckin have the glasses too!!!!

[BakerbakerPD]

Jesus trey you must be bored lol

[henryfan88]

lol this guy is hilarious he acts like i do,watch his other videos lol

[InsertGoodNameHeree]

Ahh..Gotta love Winslow. :)

[HedgeTV]

Yeh, he's fun.

[restlessbones]

You are having way too much fun. The haircut is just right. And it wasn't even part of the costume!

[HedgeTV]

Haa! Yeh, fun...an my haircut is jus how I keep my hair these days, to help control parasites!

[TOMRAD2977]

are u really a security guard

[HedgeTV]

Yeh, I really am.

[TOMRAD2977]

thats pretty cool

where do u secure

[HedgeTV]

Well, can't go into it...it's a factory.

[jkman3239]

Yes, this retard is a security guard for a large corp having problems with people there and leaving threats. Makes you feel really safe. Talk about a loser.

[HedgeTV]

I'm not leavin threats to anybody.  What's yer problem?

[jkman3239]

I did not say you were the 1 leaving threats, outside guy did and you are the who is supposed to be guard that place. Makes me feel safe as I can be. Glad I provide my own security.

[HedgeTV]

Wow, yer writing is really hard to read. But hey, you don't like me, that's fine. Always a good idea to look out for yerself tho. More of you need to.

[jkman3239]

My writing is hard to read. I know who you are and I know who you work for. You are what 5'7" and weight 165 pounds and walk around that place like king kong. I am 6 ft. and weight 235 and the way you walk around there, I should go running and hide. The office should see some of your videos. They might really like afew of them too.

[HedgeTV]

P.s. - FYI I'm the one what found that guy's fax. I'm the one what reported it, an I helped find out who he was. Then I worked 6 12hr days in a row for over a month to make sure you guys were safe. But if you don't like me, I ain't gonna lose any sleep over it.

[jkman3239]

I just think that you probably should not make a video like this and then do what you do for a living. They might really like your nazi video too.

[DIYLoser]

Dude when you started trying to crack the nut with the butt of your pistol, I just about cried laughing.

[HedgeTV]

I was gonna shoot it!

[CrazyDodo345]

GREATTT very high tech

[HedgeTV]

I keep askin, but they won't give me one of them beanbag guns.

[azar209]

Very high tech security.;-)

[bunnyfun12345]

lol.

this is great.

=]

[HedgeTV]

Ha! Thanx.

[xBlood564x]

Winslow! I hear Icktoria broke into the main office and stole all their pens!!

what will they write with?!? oh the terror..

[HedgeTV]

I use my own pen! Ha!

[xBlood564x]

.....oh so sneaky.

sshh

[TheHatterM]

Man, I did Security at Liquidation World...

Worst. Job. EVER.

[HedgeTV]

I dig my job...or I wouldn't be doin it.

[FilthyDamnScott]

Is it within your power to turn that music off?

[HedgeTV]

Yes...but it isn't allowed.

[FilthyDamnScott]

It seems rather bland, but that's just my opinion.

[Scoodzie]

i thought i'd seen this video before..lol

looks like ur quite a hard worker lol

[HedgeTV]

Well, this is fantasy. Sometimes you jus wanna do this for real.

[ciarrai14]

really funny dude! nice vid!

[HedgeTV]

Hey thanx.

[puetzofhell]

Why was this banned? Copyrighted music in the back?

[HedgeTV]

Nah, the company I worked for felt that it cast a poor light on them.

[dantesblackrose13]

xD hahahahahahaha

"I'm a security duck! hahahaha!"

[TaylorOnTheMic]

lmao funny

i wish i had a high tech tie like that

[HedgeTV]

They're handy.

[TaylorOnTheMic]

especially since im always getin caught in the shredder

[SeanksTV]

Haha... A.D.D. to the tenth power

[HedgeTV]

Haaa!

[itsmandydammit]

Hahaha nice one Hedge.

Why did this get banned in the past?

[Scoodzie]

i think it was because he was wearing his security uniform. im not sure, im sure hedge will reply 2 u

[HedgeTV]

Desuduce reported me to the company I worked for, and they thought that the uniform was too recognizable, even tho I covered up the logo.

[lusefer]

ITS HEDGEHOG!!!

i dont give a fuck what if your name is"winslow" your still hedgehog no matter what the hell ppl say.

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOUR NAME CHANGE.

but i loved this vid the first time it was up...and I STILL DO

[HedgeTV]

But I like my name.

[lusefer]

whell thats fine. but your still hedgehog to me

[Shikingo]

U should've just said "STOP CALLING ME WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" that would've been funny. And stay away from the paper shredder Mr. Bean

[HedgeTV]

Haaa!!

[AnarchistCommunity]

haha what happend hedge? boss finally wake up from his nightmarish fantasy? :P

[HedgeTV]

I work for a different company now.

[tommymic95]

security. hold please...

paper shedder.. AGAIN??

haha fantastic hedge. keep it up.

[HedgeTV]

That paper shredder's vicious! If you jus lean down like to smell it, it'll grab yer tie, an those things cost like 15 bucks!

[tommymic95]

ya my parents had to install a tie-guard for mine.. same problem..

[Flab0b]

Remember, goodwill is your friend!