Halo 3 Hardware Store - Weird Al

[Jason323434]

ball PWN hammer xD

[miclovin222]

well done sir. edited very nicely.

[SuperJayNova]

The video was a helluva lot better then I thought it would be. Good Job and great song.

[SuperAnimefan11]

/watch?v=1DoM5kM1cnw&list=FLN7­phdcRAmHuXNILfEnc2Vg&index=3&f­eature=plpp_video

[NinjaChristmasTree]

Lol

[GamerCherri]

allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors,

juice extracters, shower rods, water meters, walkie talkies, copper wire, safety goggles,

radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and de-humidifiers, picture hangers,

paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint remover, window louvres, masking tape,

plastic cutters, kitchen fossits, folding tables, weather strips, jumper cables,

hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, (the rest wont fit)

[imatrollinya]

@GamerCherri yea thats all true but how many times did you have to rewind to get it all right hmm? <.<

[GamerCherri]

@imatrollinya once

[imatrollinya]

@GamerCherri liar

[GamerCherri]

@imatrollinya :P

[polarissb]

@TheHalocdplayer Yes. Yes you did, and much more beside.

[silentwhisp2]

@EpicJacopo lol i actually do like every time

[TheHalocodplayer]

wait wait wait did i hear automatic circumcisers WTF?

[williamwall]

@TheHalocodplayer I still love that one. If you notice the image is a spinning fan so it's doubly hilarious.

[12DEmaster]

he parked so far...

[EpicJacopo]

Anyone heard "motherfucker" 2:45?

[xEternalxWolfx]

@EpicJacopo Back Reflectors. not motherfuckers

[EpicJacopo]

Anyone heard "Motherfucker"?

[artistwithouttalent]

Allen Wrenches, Gerbil Feeders, Toilet Seats, Electric Heaters, Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

[artistwithouttalent]

@artistwithouttalent Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[greendayw6]

LOL!!!!!!

[USarmyCav38]

anyone else notice he said automatic circumsizer lol

[alexpetrey53]

i cant wait i cant waait i cant waaait i cant wait!

when they gonna open up that door?

[alexpetrey53]

who ever sung that has awesome vocal cords to do that!

[iamobeliskquake]

@alexpetrey53 how do you not know that is? that is the great Weird Al Yankovic.

[caboose1234100]

that's one hell of a door 

[FredrickVonWinkle457]

the automatic circumcizer was a rotating fan!?

[NikeMartin765]

This video is great!!!

I also saw the comic game reviews and they´re great too!

During this video, I laugh and laugh!

Your videos are incredible. Continue doing them!!

[starkiller9896]

Hey pattythedog what program did u use to put all the signs and stuff up in the videos?

[fenge4444]

i will sing this at my talent show and catch it on video schoolwise and myself so all of u will see it and my whole school will see it if i get 25 likes on this comment

[MechAddict123]

Epic loved it SPORE automatic circumsizors ahhhhh

[MegaAzornumbers09]

i can sing this whole thing

[JuanezSanchez]

@MegaAzornumbers09 Me too, I have watched it so many times! Love you Halo3, miss you 4 ever... :(

[SuperMiep11]

oops i mean 0:36

[SuperMiep11]

check the moment at 0:38 spore

[MHA155]

automatic circumcisers ._.

[XxscarguardxX]

I had this song stuck in my head at school! ^_^

[4darkjedi]

Great video. Fits perfectsly with my favorite Weird Al song.

[XxscarguardxX]

did anyone else notice the word spore when the calender was at september? I did

[AstonKS10]

2:45 MOTHER F*KERS

[robhice]

E...P...I...C

[69beaverboy]

Anyone else notice that during the part where Al names a bunch of things in the song, Patty made a giant fan the automatic circumsiser?

[grenade350]

the automatic circumsizers one haha

Great video, keep 'em coming

[MultiMrARtv]

This is what i was like with skyrim XD....thumbs up if u agree

[MrHalowars123]

i think i know where i am going first before entering my house.

THE HARDWARE STORE

[TheVideoGamer5x]

This is pretty well done

[00savar00]

pretty good quality nice job

[MASDERCHEEFOrigin]

This sure makes me miss the times when everyone was playing Halo 3... Now it's all halo Reach (While Reach is good, it's just not the same for me)

[TheWaplespunk]

Thy creator of thy Halo 3 video, Thou has earned thy like!

[GMPrinceP]

EPIC!!!!!!!!

[crashvector]

Amazing job!

[Adriannu255]

Best Hardware Store video ever! *favs*

[mrswaggr11]

EPIC

[bubblebath86]

Rubber mallet!!! Paper cutter!!??

[BFYC]

Wow, superb video, thank you. I'm adding this to my favourites.

[HaloFan229]

Hey you should make a Halo Reach video kinda like this

[whitedragon1204]

lol scissor cuters

[cDog8766]

best waffle iron ever!

[tyler3577]

i went straight to the hardware store after i watched this video

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

0:28

PORTALS !!!

[draxlethephantom]

customer:I WANT A HAMMER

casher;srry sir ur not the 27th...

(customer takes out paper cutter(energysword XD)

casher:OK RIGHT THIS WAY!!!

[draxlethephantom]

in the base?



[draxlethephantom]

isnt there a way to open that door like a switch?

[luiginater51]

3:26 nice landing bro

[MultiDarkness17]

automatic circumciser is a fan. INGENIOUS 

[KaitoMiki]

IM GOING TO THE HARDWARE STORE AND BUY ME A B0NER!

I cant believe i forgot weird al song ._.;

[101jak102]

whats with the spore logo at 0:38

[RyuYoung]

@101jak102 You saw that too? i thought I had gone insane :D

[TheMadGameDude]

awesome job on the video dude ! well done !

[Unclesamslair]

TOO.... MUCH..... FREE TIME.................

[Nintendogizmo]

one paper cutter please!

[HAlariousInc]

-What about pancakes?

-Hmm....nope.

-You suck!

[kingroflcopterz]

you spelled ball-pain hammer wrong (just letting you know)



[MapleGeek12]

If odst helmets are safety goggles Im going to that store right away.

[MASSIVEtankDESTROYER]

wtf.......XD

[ShinobiDevin]

The tool list part was hilarious, especially when I saw the automatic circumciser. Lulz. Great job

[Gardiken]

2:46 automatic circumsizers??!?

[zorbak138]

@Gardiken its for cigars not YOUR cigar =p

[Gardiken]

@zorbak138

Thank God...

[Jokerkilla44]

do all your videos link together?

[Blitzkrieg8492]

I actually like that song O>O ^_^

[SJtheduck]

avts, aka automatic vertical transportation system, aka elevator

[goliathead]

you redid this song very well gj

[Shadow10740]

automatic circumcisers was a fan? 0.o

[DARKENDER17]

spore?

[Koyle2000]

i herd bucet fuckers

[Koyle2000]

nice

[Someguy696]

epic.....simply epic

[MegaAnimality]

when i first heard it i hought it said magic salt and pepper shakers

[bigboom28]

@MegaAnimality It did say magic salt and pepper shakers.

[shotgunnsman]

@bigboom28 no, it said Matching salt and pepper shakers.

[MegaAnimality]

@bigboom28 acually if you listen closer it says matching salt and pepper shakers

[zavost]

halo 3 was better than reach...in most ways.

[LOGAN97sk8s]

I putting out a vote for a Halo- White and Nerdy video. There isn't a good one made yet and you seem like the right person for the job.

Plus with the Forge Mode from Halo Reach you could build the set for the video.

[ppp9922]

very great job on the editing

very nice job

[IVIasterIVIind]

Sure, thats what I always do when a store is closed, blow the door up with explosives.

[ShinnsDestiny]

this is freakin hilarious XD

[redprower]

AWESOME :D THUMBS DIS SH** UP!

[MurdahPivot]

Loved it!

[MortalkombatScorpio1]

0:37 spore icon, wtf?

[warstar132]

a grenade as a smoke ditector XD it packed with a big bang

p.s. hard2beattrainer your right i miss then to ._.

[soldier98ify]

LOL epic song epic vid



[hard2beatrainer]

I forgot a time when people used to make good Halo 3 machinima's.

[DoodDC1]

(At the hardware store)

Employee: What would you like?

Me: Y'Know what? What do you have?

Employee: (the entire list of items)

Me: 0_0.......do you have a drill?

Employee: Currently no but, like I said, we have (entire list)

[flashfire1117]

Employee: hello

Me:what s that?

Employee:automatic circumciser.

Me: ......

Employee:(snickers) free trial?!?!

Me:*screams like a 4 year old girl*

[skippycat28]

lol SPORE?

[Sharpamable]

So at 2:36, I'm supposed to circumcise myself in WHAT exactly? D:

[axelrules1231]

25 people couldn't get into the hardware store :)

[Doubl3KiLLz]

Automatic Circumcisers and Ejaculaters? WTF

[SuperLegochris]

griff>sarge. DOES NOT COMPUTE. MENTAL MELTDOWN INITIATED.

CATOSTROPHIC FALIURE IN 3...2...1...(massive explosion)

[BladeLigerV]

bet you had a blast making that XD

ps that is one exseseve letter opener

[ImMrMark]

automatic circumciser is a fan LMAO?!?!

[3DISEASE]

well done sir 5/5

[ninja650rn]

Automatic Circumciser?!?!?!?!?! O.O Crap....

[Psomingno]

Great editing man.

[ABADN00B]

HHHHAAAARRRRDWAAAAARRRRREEEE STOOOOORRRRRRE

[williamwall]

Automatic circumciser OUCH!

[SuperLegochris]

I like how you had the challenge of finding all the tools out of halo

[thehiddenreachguy]

go spore!

[oobietime8]

September = Spore?

[coollord300]

i have the very VERY strong urge to go the hardware store.....

[SuperLegochris]

1:01 XD



[lazahkitteh123]

It must of taken FOREVER to get the timing right on this. XD

[JakeBradProductions]

this is funny

[phantomkiller2847]

The ones I understood from the massive list that I heard from the last part was: auto circumcisers, solar panels, coffee maker, water, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers (ps. I can't remember all of them!)

[phantomkiller2847]

@kyletev111

because I think the missile pod IS a coffee maker

[kyletev111]

@phantomkiller2847 ...not what I asked... WHY did he use a missile pod for the coffee maker??

[phantomkiller2847]

@kyletev111

umm... cause it looks like one?

actually does

[10RockOnACloud01]

Hardware stores have automatic cicumcizers? Hmm never knew that

[kyletev111]

@10RockOnACloud01 its another term for electric saws

[kyletev111]

also why is the spore logo on September?

[BRRGames]

@kyletev111 That's when the full game of Spore was released, in 2008, just like when this video was first on youtube

[kyletev111]

whyd u use a missile pod for the coffee maker?

[The0Assasins0Creed0]

you can never have enough breath to sing the whole song

[11makeupaddict]

2:21 till 2:53 I dont think even the hardware store in HEAVEN had THAT much stuff

[drakesnake09]

this was....amazing!

[ShallowThoughts]

This was ..

surprisingly excellent :-o

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

24 people didn't get a ballpeen hammer

[darkangel20467]

how long did it tkae you to land that at the end

[ryansshank]

cool

[williamwall]

automatic circumciser LOL

[gregjennings1]

lol he landed it xD

[macethemarine]

0:48 *boing boingboing boing*

[ImMrBusy]

23 people hate hardware stores thinking they can have machines do it

[TheLukeFilms]

let me guess.He's going to the hardware store?

[Crazydancer2010]

i am going to the moon!!!!!!



[434LoLz]

Wow, the first thing that comes to mind when you listen to a new song is

'I need to make a Halo music video'

anyways it's still good

[warstar132]

ima going to th(angles start to sing) HARDWARESTORE

[SteelBeefer]

Automatic Circumsizsers, HAHa, hello Rabbi. Thats funny XD

[MrMetallurgic]

I CAN SING THE FAST PART!

[xight101]

@MrMetallurgic you mean the whole song?

[ChubNubz1129]

Now only if this was on Rock Band or Guitar Hero.....

[ignis360]

Absolute genius right here

[jadenrichey]

awsome

[nebed14]

23 people were the 27th customer but didn't get a ball pein hammer free!

[lordplato92]

whats an al?

[MegaModelMan]

@lordplato92

weird al yankovich...... the person who makes the song

[MR101DG]

Easter egg spore sign

[antony90963]

this is fucking funny nice vid bro

[TharTassakahn]

Spore ^^

[bobburke1964]

lol i just clicked on the link to the other video just to dislike it.

[freedomtoearth]

That paper cutter is energy sword O_O gets the job done

[cool4571]

Why does it say SPORE at about :37-:38??

[Megafan96Owns]

Got to hand it to ya.

Making all of those items fit in the HaloVerse musta been hell.

[knightace2002]

lolk niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[L3m0nad3Fun]

The rubber hammer and the paper cutter were the gravity hammer and the energy sword

[Faphnir]

I liked the automatic circumcisers. Nice work.

[AngelofDeath000013]

23 People bought the automatic circumsizer and got a nasty surprise...

[BowTie2222]

lol @ automatic circumsizers

[MetalBrawl1]

0:37 look at the right side bottom conner.

[dionjameswattsevans]

um spore on september?

[dionjameswattsevans]

um sporeon september?

[LogicalLube]

22 people didn't get a Ball Peen Hammer for free.

[jellytoast97]

I like how they used an energy sword as a paper cutter

[Darthzim950]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE!

[mikejon40]

cool sweet cool..............um......nice job

[Jayui22]

OH LOL, what a modrn calculator.

[Jayui22]

What was the fusion coil supposed to be?

[pieboy6000]

@xXONExKINDXx

You did :V

[RandomguyMr]

im abusing the repeat button!!! :3